[Comprehensive martial arts] Cannon fodder woman

Due to a strange incident encountered on the mountain, Lu Xiaoman stayed obediently in the inn for the next two days, almost never leaving the gate, which made Jiang Xiaoyu think she was sick, and was so worried that she skipped dinner for a while. bowl.

"Are you feeling unwell? Why do you look listless?"

"It's nothing, I'm just a little tired, I'm going back to my room to rest."

After this conversation ended, Lu Xiaoman went back to the room silently. She was not going to tell the strange things that happened on the mountain. Xiao Yuer, who is always observant, naturally saw her insincere words. Later, he talked about it when chatting with Hua Wuque. , Both of them agreed that Lu Xiaoman had something to hide from them.

"Could it be that I'm tired of staying in Zhenjiang and want to leave?" Xiao Yu'er guessed, this place is not too big, more than half a month has passed, they have already walked all over the place, and the scumbags they cleaned up can go around I walked around the city gate, and I was very excited every day at the beginning, but now it has been a long time, and I really feel a little boring.

"..." Hua Wuque said nothing.

Xiao Yu'er thought hard for a while, then discussed with him:

"Brother Hua, why don't we just change places? Just yesterday, I heard that there will be a martial arts conference in Huangshan next month. If you don't mind, let's go and see it together?"

——If you are a brother, follow me to the martial arts conference!

Hua Wuque saw such a bright message from his eyes, he didn't react for a while, he was speechless for a moment, and Xiao Yu'er tried his best to persuade:

"There are so many unscrupulous people in the world, we can't just grab one place, don't you think so? And haven't you noticed that no one dares to strike up a conversation with me when I go out recently, it always feels a lot less fun... "

Hearing his topic getting more and more crooked, Hua Wuque took a deep breath, nodded and said succinctly:

"Okay, when are you leaving?"

The two had a discussion first, and after a general agreement was made, Xiao Yu'er joyfully went to find Xiaoman's way.

Hearing that he wanted to go to Huangshan to watch the martial arts conference together, Lu Xiaoman was not very interested, but he didn't object, and agreed with an ordinary attitude. Anyway, it's almost time to change the map, and this may be a new opportunity.

So one morning two days later, the three of them embarked on the journey together.

They didn't have a strong purpose in their trip, so they didn't rush on their way, and occasionally they would stay in a certain place for a day or two. In this case, Hua Wuque usually found some villain who bullied men and women , needs to stop and "fix" it.

The three of them had just entered the boundary of Huizhou that day, and were about to rush to the city in one go, looking for a place to stay before dark, when they suddenly saw two tall horses running towards them, and two young girls were sitting on them.

Seeing the menacing appearance of the person coming, Xiao Yu'er murmured to himself:

"There's no shop in front of the village and no store in the back. Where did these two girl dolls come from?"

"They seem to be looking for something." Lu Xiaoman squinted his eyes thoughtfully, and Hua Wuque beside him also reminded him:

"Wake up."

Just as he was talking, two steeds had come to him.As they got closer, they could see the looks of the two girls clearly: both of them were very beautiful, with bright eyes and white teeth, and picturesque features, but the expressions on their faces were not very good.One with upside-down willow eyebrows, full of anger; the other had a dark, murderous look on his face, which ruined a bit of the beauty of his face.

The two sides met each other suddenly, and when they were about to pass by, one of the women suddenly stopped the horse, pulled the rein and said condescendingly:

"Hey! You three, have you ever seen a boy in white?"

Both Lu Xiaoman and Xiao Yu'er were dressed as women, with white veiled caps on their heads, to keep out the wind and dust, and to avoid unnecessary visits from others.Because the face was covered, there was indeed less harassment from men along the way, but I didn't expect to be stopped by a woman.

The two looked at each other, and glanced tacitly at Hua Wuque, who was dressed in white.

The guy in white is smashing, is that your brother?

Hua Wuque: "..."

Seeing Hua Wuque's appearance, the girl came to her senses and clicked her tongue again:

"It's not him, he's shorter and thinner than him, have you seen him?"

All three shook their heads, and at this moment another woman urged impatiently:

"Hurry up, that kid is very cunning, don't let him run away!"

"Understood!" The woman who asked the question frowned in boredom, turned around with her horse's belly in between, and then the two of them rode away without saying hello.

The remaining three looked at each other, all feeling very puzzled, Xiao Yuer scratched his head and said blankly:

"what's going on……?"

Lu Xiaoman withdrew his gaze, thinking of the two names "Murong Jiu" and "Zhang Jing" that he had just seen above the heads of those two people, he felt a little puzzled.This scene did happen in the original book, but at that time the two were chasing after Xiao Yuer, but now Xiao Yuer is beside her, so who are they searching for?

I thought it was just a small episode on the road, but I didn't expect that half an hour later, when the three of them had a rest in a teahouse by the roadside, they met the two women who turned around again.

At this time, there was a young man behind the horse of the girl in red. The young man was in a mess, his hands were firmly bound, and he staggered as he walked; An air of melancholy.

"Boss, serve a pot of tea!" Zhang Jing, wearing a fiery red dress, held the rope with one hand, and put the long whip around her waist on the table with the other hand, and the boy in white at the other end of the rope was dragged reeling by her.

It was obvious at a glance that the two girls were not easy to get along with, so the owner of the tea shop didn't dare to neglect, and quickly served tea with his hands and feet.

As a result, Zhang Jing pouted as soon as her mouth touched the rim of the bowl, with a sullen look on her face:

"What kind of tea is this? It tastes so weird!"

Murong Jiu drank the tea bowl calmly, turned to comfort her:

"Sister Jing, going out is no better than being at home, so don't be so particular about it."

Zhang Jing endured and endured, but couldn't help but say:

"Jiumei, you are Miss Jiu from the Murong family, how can you drink such crude tea?"

As she said that, she turned her eyes, and then stared at the owner of the teahouse who was hiding behind and desperately lowering her sense of existence, and said arrogantly:

"Hey! Are you bullying the two of us when we are young, and deliberately perfunctory us with bad tea?"

The owner of the teahouse immediately said with trepidation: "The villain dare not! The villain dare not! Even if I give the villain a hundred courage, I dare not serve the two girls with old tea! If the girl is not satisfied, the villain will give it to you." Get a new pot of tea!"

Zhang Jing didn't speak, it was acquiescence.While the boss was changing tea, she looked at the white-clothed young man with his hands tied aside, threw a whip to his feet, and said brazenly:

"Stinky boy, run away again! If you fall into my hands, you will be unlucky!"

Murong Jiu also sneered again and again: "Sister Jing, this son is full of tricks, don't take it lightly before returning to the villa."

Hua Wuque frowned when he heard this. This seemed to be a personal grievance between the three of them. Although he didn't like it, it was not easy to intervene.And Xiao Yu'er, who was watching with gusto, moved closer to Lu Xiaoman's ear, and said in a voice like a mosquito:

"Why do I feel that those two girls don't look like good people..."

"What do you want to do?" Lu Xiaoman asked with raised eyebrows.

He blinked, and suddenly showed a sly smile.

The boss over there has already brewed a pot of new tea, and was about to pour the tea into the pot when Xiao Yuer suddenly stood up, pulled off his veil, and walked over to talk to him with a smile:

"Old man, how long before we can enter the city?"

"It's not far away. Go straight along this road. If you walk fast, you can see the city gate in less than an hour."

Seeing that his attitude was approachable and amiable, which was completely different from the two girls before him, the owner of the tea shop also relaxed and answered with a smile.

"That's good. I'm still worried that I won't be able to find a place to live before dark."

Xiao Yu'er chatted with him again, and secretly added some ingredients to the teapot when no one was looking.

After finishing all this, he walked back calmly, seeing the same quiet eyes of Shanglu Xiaoman and Hua Wuque, he raised the corners of his mouth triumphantly, and silently made a mouth gesture:

"Wait and see."

Zhang Jing was not picky about the tea served this time, maybe she was really thirsty, or it was intentional, she drank a large bowl of tea in front of the young man.And under her lead, although Murong Jiu was not thirsty, he drank several sips one after another.

After a while, the effect of the medicine took effect, and the two of them threw themselves on the table one after another before they could say anything.

"This...how can this be good?"

Xiao Yu'er immediately jumped up, beaming with joy and saying:

"Hurry up and run away!"

Hua Wuque first went to help the young man untie the rope from his hand, but when he came back, he was still worried, so he asked the owner of the teahouse carefully:

"Please take care of me here, don't let wild beasts intrude on the two girls. If they get angry after waking up, you can tell the truth that it was the three of us who let this little brother go."

The old man hesitated, worried, and embarrassed. Seeing this, Xiao Yu'er took out a silver coin and threw it into his arms:

"Okay! This money should be paid to you in advance. If they wake up and blame you and want to smash your tea house, there is no need to stop it, just let them smash it!"

As soon as he saw Yinzi, the owner of the tea shop no longer felt sore in his waist or legs, so he immediately changed his attitude and replied with a smile on his face:

"Hey! Little one understands, don't worry!"

The escaped teenager Ai Ai came over to thank him. Although he was in a mess, he was in good spirits. He declared his name as "Tie Xin Nan". He lived in Sichuan, but now he left home to find his father.

Lu Xiaoman looked at the three big golden characters "Tie Xinlan" on his head, and remained silent.

Xiao Yu'er wondered: "How did you offend these two fierce girls and let them treat you like this?"

Tie Xinlan was taken aback for a moment, and said hesitantly: "...It's not that I offended them, it's that they want to snatch something from me."

Before leaving, her father Kuang Shi Tie Zhan handed her a treasure map. Zhang Jing learned about this in advance, and the other party recruited Murong Jiu as a helper. The two chased and intercepted her many times. It is hard to guard against.However, after this battle, she has grown her mind, and she will not tell others about the treasure map casually in the future. Even when facing the three Xiao Yu'er who just rescued her, she still did not explain much.

It is not suitable to stay here for a long time, the four of them unanimously decided to leave first, there happened to be two ready-made mounts, their owners were lying there unconscious, everyone understands the principle of making the best use of everything, so Hua Wuque and Xiao Yuer were not polite He brought the two steeds here. There are four people here, so naturally they sit in twos.

Logically speaking, men and women are different, Lu Xiaoman and Tie Xinlan should be on the same horse, Hua Wuque and Xiao Yuer should be on the same horse.But now Tie Xinlan is disguised as a man, and Xiao Yuer is disguised as a woman, neither of them intends to tell the truth at this time, so in the end it became Lu Xiaoman and Xiao Yuer riding together, Hua Wuque and Tie Xinlan together. The embarrassing scene of riding a horse.

Lu Xiaoman is okay, after all, she has even seen Xiao Yuer's naked buttocks, in her heart, Xiao Yuer is probably equivalent to one of her elder nephews, and Hua Wuque is another elder nephew, no matter which elder nephew she is with She didn't mind riding a horse together; but Tie Xinlan was really embarrassed. She was also dressed in white, with a noble and clean demeanor, but she was a little slender. It's really similar.

The four of them rode fast and galloped all the way, and they arrived in Huizhou City not long after. Before entering the city, they let the horses go, and then purposely found a smoky inn to rest for a while.

Tie Xinlan freshened up and returned to the appearance of a handsome and delicate young master, and came to thank the three of them.

Although she is dressed as a man, she is a veritable "daughter body", so she is closer to Lu Xiaoman and Xiao Yuer, but when facing Hua Wuque, her attitude is not natural, and the latter does not know It can be seen that there is no, but they have been treating each other with courtesy.

After today's tossing and tossing, everyone was a little tired, so they went back to their rooms early to rest after eating some food.When Lu Xiaoman went downstairs the next day, he only saw Tie Xinlan's figure, while Xiao Yu'er and Hua Wuque had already disappeared.

She knew what kind of temperament the two brothers were, and she didn't ask where they were going. She just greeted Tie Xinlan with a smile, and greeted Tie Xinlan as usual:

"Did you sleep well last night, is your injury still important?"

Tie Xinlan smiled shyly: "It's just a small injury, I'm fine, thank you for your concern."

The flowers are everywhere, she seems to have relaxed a lot, but there is still a bit of sadness between her brows.

Lu Xiaoman ordered a bowl of red bean porridge to taste carefully. Seeing that the bowl had bottomed out, Tie Xinlan who was sitting opposite hesitated for a while, and finally said with an embarrassing expression:

"Miss Lu, I... have an unfeeling request from you."

It turned out that when she rode with Hua Wuque yesterday, because she was too nervous and anxious, and the speed of the horse was too fast, she accidentally tore Hua Wuque's belt.Although the other party didn't blame her at the time, she was really uneasy. After thinking about it last night, she decided that it would be more appropriate to buy a new dress to compensate Hua Wuque. And it was such a personal thing as clothes, so she wanted to ask Lu Xiaoman to go with her.

Lu Xiaoman was fine at first, so he readily agreed after hearing what she said, and after the morning meal, the two went to the market together.

The day's plan is in the morning, the street is bustling at this time, and there are voices of hawking and yelling everywhere, the two are dazzled by the dazzling array of goods, barely suppressing the desire to shop in their hearts, the two go straight to the clothing store.

In fact, if she wanted to tell her, it was just that the belt was torn, and the clothes were not damaged, so wouldn't it be fine if he sewed them together again?But Tie Xinlan grew up with her father, she is not very good at being a female celebrity, and it is too strange to sew clothes for a strange man she just met, she can't get over the hurdle in her heart.

The clothes in the tailor shop are all ready-made, and you can take it away directly after paying for the selected ones, without having to wait for a few days like a tailor shop.I thought it was an easy task, but I didn't expect that the first question asked by the shop assistant stumped her:

"Excuse me, I want to buy a dress for my friend."

"This way, please! Dare I ask you, what is your friend's figure, and what style does he generally like?"

"Uh...he's about this tall, with a very thin waist and very long legs..."

Tie Xinlan tried her best to make gestures, but seeing the clerk's face turned distressed, she was also quite guilty, so she couldn't help looking at Lu Xiaoman for help.

Lu Xiaoman was a little helpless, but he still tried his best to think about it, and then opened his mouth to report a series of data:

"He is seven feet eight inches long, shoulder width one foot ninety-five, sleeve length two feet nine, and sleeve width one foot six. We need to make better workmanship and fabrics. The style should be simple and neat, and the color should not be too fancy... Well, let’s buy the white one.”

"Okay, wait a moment, we have several clothes that meet the requirements in our store, and I'll show you the small ones!"

The clerk got wind under his feet, and happily went to get the clothes, while Tie Xinlan looked at her dumbfounded, and didn't say a word for a long time.

"How can Miss Lu be so familiar with the figure of Playboy?" After she said the words, she realized that something was wrong, and quickly made up for it, "I don't mean anything else, I'm just too surprised... It's not surprising, you two have known each other for a long time. Jiu naturally understands much more, I made a fuss, girl, don't take it to heart."

"Maybe it's because I observe more carefully on weekdays, so don't take it to heart." Lu Xiaoman shook his head and smiled.

Not long after, the shop clerk brought a tray with several white clothes stacked on it, and Tie Xinlan's mind was immediately attracted to it.While she was making careful selections, Lu Xiaoman also wandered around, and accidentally found a purse - a cluster of bluegrass embroidered with different shades of green thread on the satin surface of the rainy day, and beside it was a purse. There were two small white butterflies stretching their wings and flying together. They looked fresh, smart and elegant. She found it very interesting, so she involuntarily lingered for a while longer.

The store clerk who watched Liulu noticed this, and quickly walked over with a smile on his face and introduced:

"Miss, you have a good eye. This purse was just delivered by Mrs. Chen yesterday. It hasn't been warmed up yet! Mrs. Chen is one of the best embroiderers in Huizhou. It is said that she and her husband got married because of embroidery. Now husband and wife The two respect each other as guests, the qin and zi sing in harmony, and they are still in love after decades of marriage. Everyone says that she has received the blessing of Tiansun Niangniang. Therefore, every Qixi Festival, the wives and ladies in the city want to get a piece of Chen Niangzi. I took the embroidery and gave it to my sweetheart, hoping to get a share of this good fortune."

Seeing that the expression on Lu Xiaoman's face was not enthusiastic, he knew that she was not interested in such topics, so he changed the subject and changed his rhetoric:

"Ms. Chen is exquisite in embroidery and quite ingenious. This purse with two butterflies and orchids is very interesting. If you like it, you might as well buy it and keep it for collection. Even if you don't have a sweetheart now, there will always be one in the future. Who cares about this fate?" I can't even tell!"

"Really?" Lu Xiaoman smiled noncommittally, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and asked in his mind:

[Tongzi, do you have express delivery service? If I bought this purse, can you deliver it to Yang Guo for me? ]

She remembered that she wanted to give Yang Guo a gift as an apology, but was interrupted by a series of unexpected incidents, and she gradually forgot about it. Remember again.This purse is unique and cute, Yang Guo should also like it, but it's a pity that he is not here now.

The system directly rejected: [There is no such service, don't even think about it, it's impossible. ]

Lu Xiaoman: [...well, I know. ]

Although the reality was cruel, she still decided to buy this purse. It would be nice if she couldn't give it away and take it back for appreciation.

Not long after, when Tie Xinlan chose the clothes, the two paid the money readily, and left satisfied with their respective "trophies".

Unlike the happy atmosphere of "bestie shopping" on their side, Xiao Yu'er and Hua Wuque encountered a little trouble there.