[Comprehensive martial arts] Cannon fodder woman

A good night's sleep.

When Lu Xiaoman woke up the next day, Jiang Xiaoyu was no longer in the room, and the side of the bed was tidied up, and the gentle breeze blew away the remaining breath in the room. Everything that happened last night seemed to be one A dream without leaving any traces.

Lu Xiaoman sat there holding her forehead for a while, and got up to dress and wash after her thoughts cleared up. She tidied up her appearance with her thoughts in mind, and she was in a daze, but when she opened the door, "Squeak" came from her ear. "With a soft sound, the door next door also opened at the same time.

Then Jiang Xiaoyu's flowery face poked out from behind the door, and raised the corners of her lips with a smile:

"Good morning, Xiao Man'er, did you sleep well last night?"

"Thanks to you, it's not bad."

Lu Xiaoman showed a shy smile, and both of them tacitly did not mention the night attack of the flower pickers.

This opened up the chatterbox, and Jiang Xiaoyu invited her to go downstairs to have breakfast together, and Lu Xiaoman readily agreed.The two walked to the hall affectionately, only to find that it was very lively below, many people were pointing around the door, blocking the door of the inn completely.

"……What's going on here?"

The two looked at each other, squeezed into the crowd, and then saw a man hanging under the biggonia tree not far away.The man was wearing a black night suit and was hung from a tree by five flowers. He couldn't see his face because he was facing down, but there was a board hanging on his body, and there was a letter on it - "I am a flower picker".

Lu Xiaoman:? ? ?

Jiang Xiaoyu:? ? ?

This... can't be such a coincidence, can it?For a moment, both of them were a little confused.But if you take a closer look, the figure of this person is indeed quite similar to the uninvited guest last night... So, which knight saw the injustice, drew his sword to help, and caught the flower picker?

The whispers of the visitors came from around:

"Are you really a flower picker? You got caught so easily... you can't make a mistake, right?"

"This prostitute has been arrested! Oh, let me tell you, we in Zhenjiang are really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon!"

"Last night, I seemed to hear some unusual movements. I didn't expect the flower picker to be so courageous, but this time he kicked the iron plate."

"Boss, quickly report to the official! No matter whether it is true or not, first take him to the government!"

Facing everyone's chattering voices, the innkeeper stood up bitterly:

"Everyone, don't worry, the guys in the store went to the government to report the case early in the morning. The official will be there soon, right away."

While he was talking, a team of policemen in uniform came across the street, and the leader in the front was even taller and taller, with extraordinary appearance, he didn't look like an ordinary person.

"It's a life hunter!"

"The headhunter is here!"

"Great! With Lord Zhui Ming around, this case will definitely come to light soon!"

Lu Xiaoman glanced at his head twice, and indeed saw the word "Zuiming". She looked at the other's tough face and deep eyebrows, and her gaze uncontrollably focused on his wild cheeks. Hu on.

Hmm... Could it be that the life-hunting and head-hunter has Russian blood?The beard grows so vigorously, if you don't pay attention, you may think that a savage is walking towards you...

"Hey, are you dumbfounded?" Jiang Xiaoyu waved his hand in front of her, with a smile on his face, but there was no smile in his eyes.He also took a few glances at Zhui Ming, and murmured in a low voice, "It's not like he caught the man, so what's the point..."

Lu Xiaoman glanced at him in confusion, and asked lately, "What are you talking about?"

Jiang Xiaoyu immediately raised his face and smiled sweetly at her: "It's nothing, I praised him."

The appearance of the chaser is very exciting, but after a while of investigation, they still have no clue about the identity of the "good-hearted man" who tied the flower picker to the tree.

Everyone who stayed in the inn last night was asked to question, Lu Xiaoman and Jiang Xiaoyu were no exception, maybe because there were only these two "beautiful ladies" in the entire inn, so as not to be abrupt, the group of arresters He quickly defaulted to leaving the two of them to his boss to get in touch with.

Zhuiming scratched the thick beard on his chin, noticed Lu Xiaoman's strange sights frequently, and said with a bit of embarrassment:

"I was in a hurry when I came, and I didn't take care of my image, which made the girl laugh."

Lu Xiaoman pursed his lips and smiled, wanting to tease him, but before he could speak, Jiang Xiaoyu said first:

"What's the matter? The shape of Zhui Ming Zhu Tou is unique and tight, full of masculinity, I like it very much, but my sister is young and doesn't know how to appreciate it, so don't be as knowledgeable as her."

Lu Xiaoman: ...

What kind of confusing speech is this, those who don't know think this guy is sowing discord.

"Really? Hahaha——!"

Zhui Ming laughed loudly, his voice was free and easy, and the air seemed to shake a few times.The beard on his face was trembling in front of Lu Xiaoman's eyes, it looked like a living kiwi essence, she moved her fingers slightly, a little bit wanting to shave the kiwi, but in the end she couldn't bear it. Living.

Can't make it, can't make it, impulse is the devil.

Seeing Lu Xiaoman look back with regret, Zhuiming felt hairy all over his body for no reason.

"Cough...then what, let's get to the point."

Then Zhui Ming asked them a few questions in a regular manner, during which Lu Xiaoman didn't say a few words at all, and Jiang Xiaoyu basically answered.I don't know why, but when faced with chasing his life, this kid's attitude was extremely enthusiastic, which contrasted with Lu Xiaoman's seeming indifference.

"That is to say, this man broke into the two girls' room last night, and then retreated. Do you know who hung him upside down from the tree?"

Zhui Ming's forehead wrinkled into a "Chuan" character, and Lu Xiaoman could still smell the faint smell of alcohol coming from him when he got close.After aging, the smell has become a mixed wine aroma, even a person like her who doesn't like to drink, doesn't think the smell is unpleasant.

"That's true. After he left, we fell asleep and didn't hear any movement from outside."

Jiang Xiaoyu glanced at the silent Lu Xiaoman, nodded and replied, he told the whole story about the two being attacked by the flower pickers last night, and he didn't hide anything on purpose.Firstly, they couldn't fault their actions last night; secondly, they were trustworthy people who hunted down their heads.

"It seems that this expert doesn't really want to show off..." Zhui Ming murmured, he turned his head and saw that almost all of his subordinates had already finished their conversations, so he waved his hand and ordered neatly, "Close the team!" , take him back for interrogation!"

This group of officials came and went in a hurry, and they left quickly, leaving only a group of ordinary people watching the fun, talking non-stop around the inn.Taking advantage of people not paying attention, Jiang Xiaoyu secretly tugged on Lu Xiaoman's sleeve, winked at her and said:

"After solving this matter, Xiao Man'er is in a better mood?"

Lu Xiaoman didn't know what his plan was, so he stayed for a while, and then asked:

"What if it's good, so what if it's not good?"

Jiang Xiaoyu smiled, with a very gentle expression:

"If you're interested, I'll take you to a good place later."

The "good place" he mentioned was originally a wild beach by the river. This place is a bit remote, almost no one comes here, and the weeds are as tall as half a person.

According to the "dating" thinking of normal people, they should go to some famous scenic spots in Zhenjiang such as Jinshan, Jiaoshan, or Beigushan.Zhenjiang is located in the south of the Yangtze River. It was originally a land of abundance and wealth. Although it covers a small area, it has many strange names.Beigu Mountain, the "No. 5 River in the World", Baoen Pagoda, the "No. [-] Pagoda of the Yangtze River", Maoshan, the birthplace of Taoism, and Jinshan in "Bai Suzhen Shuiman Jinshan Temple", etc., should be placed in modern times, here is still [-]A It's a scenic spot.

But those places mentioned above are not within the scope of Jiang Xiaoyu's consideration. He is a bit casual and doesn't like to play cards according to common sense. The first time he took a girl out to play, he found an inaccessible wilderness. It is an ordinary criminal work. It's the perfect place to kill people and dump corpses.

Lu Xiaoman is also a bold person with high skills, and followed him without asking a question, but even if she had some support, standing in this desolate weeds, she still felt a little confused in her heart.

Jiang Xiaoyu... Could it be that she was trying to trick her into doing bad things here?

For example, taking advantage of her unpreparedness to do this and that, and then say that classic line when she is struggling and resisting——

"Stop yelling, even if you yell out your throat, no one will come to save you!"

Lu Xiaoman squinted his eyes, and his eyes drifted suspiciously to Jiang Xiaoyu, who looked at her heartlessly and smiled:

"What's the matter, don't you like it? This is my secret base, and there will be many fireflies at night."

But it's broad daylight now... She glanced at the huge sun hanging in the sky with a helpless expression:

"So we're going to stay here until night? Do you know what time it is?"

Jiang Xiaoyu was at a loss for words for a moment, he didn't seem to have really thought about this issue, but on a sudden whim, he took the girl he just met to share his "secret base".He lowered his head and touched his nose, then changed the subject with embarrassment:

"Look at the sun... it shouldn't be too early, is Xiaoman hungry? I'll go find something to eat, you first... enjoy the scenery."

Lu Xiaoman: "..."

Looking at this kid's performance yesterday, I thought he was a master of love, but that's it?

It turns out that she is the one with really impure thoughts, sorry to bother you.

She quietly watched Xiao Yu'er go away, recalling the eyes of the other party who were three points embarrassed, three points shy, three points nervous and one point excited before turning around, and felt that this person was so innocent that it was a bit unexpected.But it doesn't matter, she is completely unstoppable by being ruthless.

Lu Xiaoman: Feel free to flirt, I'll lose if you're tempted.

After a while, Jiang Xiaoyu returned with a bagful of wild fruits in his left hand and a pheasant in his right hand.It has to be said that in terms of survival in the wild, he is indeed talented and experienced.

"Take it to pad your stomach." He first stuffed the fruit that was still stained with clean stream water to Lu Xiaoman, then picked up the fat pheasant, picked up the dagger and wiped it neatly on the neck, "I'll make it for you today." Eat chicken, let you try my Jiang Xiaoyu's cooking skills, everyone who has tasted it will say yes!"

Crowing, beggar chicken... Hearing the wailing of the fat chicken before it died, Lu Xiaoman walked away silently, but tears of emotion flowed down from the corners of his mouth.

"Young master Jiang is really ingenious. Whoever marries you... marrying you is a blessing."

This is really true. Jiang Xiaoyu’s grilled beggar chicken is fragrant and tender, golden in color, and crispy in the mouth. Chicken can be much more delicious.

Lu Xiaoman's lips and teeth were fragrant after eating.

The two of them sat on the ground like this, enjoying the food while blowing the cool breeze by the river, which also had a special flavor.Jiang Xiaoyu didn't pretend at all now, he lifted his skirt and sat cross-legged on the ground, how could he still be a lady?

"Actually, I wanted to take you to Yanbolou to eat fish. Zhenjiang is not to mention, the sea bass is excellent. Yanbolou is located by the river, and the fish in their house are freshly caught and killed. "The two finished eating a whole chicken, Jiang Xiaoyu patted his stomach, and said, "It's just that I saw you eating at the inn yesterday, and it seems that you don't like fish, so that's why I gave up."

Lu Xiaoman was taken aback, compared to other meats, she really didn't like fish that much, yesterday she casually ordered a few of the shop's signature dishes, and she didn't move a few chopsticks at all for that plate of squirrel mandarin fish.It's just that he didn't expect Jiang Xiaoyu to observe so carefully, even this little detail was discovered by him. Sure enough, the characters in every world should not be underestimated.

She was thinking about something in her mind, but she smiled shyly on her face, and glanced at the little fish opposite her with her beautiful eyes:

"Who said that? I like to eat it when it's cooked well. If it's not cooked well, I don't want to eat it."

"I'm good at cooking fish, and I'll let you try it when I get the chance."

He grew up in Shenshui Palace, which is surrounded by water and has abundant aquatic resources, and fish is eaten almost every day.But Jellyfish Yinji and the others don't care about their appetites, they only think about practicing kung fu, and they retreat for ten and a half months, and they don't care about the fresh and delicious fish, most of them are boiled and mixed with salt.Jiang Xiaoyu has a lively temper, she can't sit still, she teases cats and dogs all day long, and has no idea what to do.In order to improve this stuttering, he has spent a lot of time since he was a child, and he has naturally cultivated a good cooking skill.

"Steamed, braised, boiled, sweet and sour, as long as you can name it, I can't do it!"

He looked smug, and couldn't help shaking his head, the pile of golden hairpins on his head made a crisp sound.Just now he was hunting and lighting a fire again, a few black fingerprints rubbed on his white cheeks, his hair was a little messy, and he looked a bit embarrassed, Lu Xiaoman endured it for a while, and still waved at him and said:

"Come here, let me comb your hair."

Compared with the authentic ancients, her combing skills are not very good, but she likes a neat and clean environment, she wants to tidy up when things are messed up, and it is unbearable to see people messy.In the past, Yang Guo, Xiao Shishilang and others were all tossed by her, but boys' hair is easy to take care of, you only need to comb the hair, tie it up and fix it.In contrast, women's hairstyles are much more complicated.

Although Jiang Xiaoyu is a man, he is more professional than her when he pretends to be a woman. Lu Xiaoman fiddled with his head for a long time, and in the end he only tied up a simple bun, so her hands are almost not her own. .

From a pile of gorgeous accessories, she picked out two simple-looking bead hairpins with tassels on his head, exhaled lightly, and said in satisfaction:

"Sure enough, it looks much cooler."

Jiang Xiaoyu raised the corners of his mouth, his heart was bubbling with joy, and his face was still very reserved:

"Oh, our Xiao Man'er is so cute and capable, it's much more attractive than that 'No. [-] Beauty in the World' surnamed Xie."

"The most beautiful woman in the world?" Lu Xiaoman was taken aback, and after thinking about it, he realized that he was not referring to Lin Xian'er and Shen Bijun. Eighteen years have passed, and now the number one beauty is Xiao Yuer's generation. .

"Isn't it the daughter of Xie Xiaofeng, the owner of Shenjian Villa, Xie Xiaoyu?" Xiao Yu'er snorted lightly.

"Why, Shenjian Villa is your enemy?" Seeing that his tone was not very good, Lu Xiaoman became interested instead.

"It's nothing...it's just a few times of dealings." He hesitated and didn't want to say more, "From what I see, Xie Xiaoyu's title of 'the most beautiful woman in the world' is really not worthy of the name, and those people probably want it. I just flattered her to please her, she is not as handsome as me."

Lu Xiaoman: ...You are a beauty pageant, why compare yourself with others?

However, Xie Xiaoyu is Xie Xiaofeng's only daughter. Whoever marries her is equivalent to inheriting the entire Excalibur Villa. Being Xie Xiaofeng's son-in-law will save decades of struggle. This is indeed a great temptation.

Afterwards, they walked along the river for a while, and did not turn back until the sun gradually set.

On the way back, when passing by a house, there was a sudden noise of crying and shouting from the door that was separated from them by the wall, and then a man flew upside down and fell out.

Jiang Xiaoyu stretched out his hand to stop him, subconsciously wanting to block Lu Xiaoman behind him, then the door opened wide, and a handsome young man in white stepped out.Holding a thick hemp rope in his hand, he tied the man who fell out of the door firmly, and then he threw the other end of the rope to the tree, and once again Pulling, he skillfully hoisted the person up.

Lu Xiaoman's brows twitched, just as he was about to say that the method of bundling people was a little familiar, when he saw that luxurious young man in white took out a thin piece of wood from nowhere, wrote a few large characters on it, and hung it on the man's body .The two of them took a closer look, and the handwriting on the wooden board was also very familiar, which they had only seen not long ago——

"I am a heartbroken man."

This style, this style, is that the mysterious man who caught the flower picker did not run away.

Jiang Xiaoyu's eyes widened as if watching a good show, and he couldn't help sizing up the young man in white with curiosity.Although the latter looked immature, he was very calm. Facing the crying female relatives who chased out the door, he still did not change his face, and said in a cold tone:

"This person is unlucky and ruthless, his conduct is despicable, and he violated my taboo in Yihua Palace. Hanging him for a day and a night can be regarded as a lesson. If you don't accept it, just come to Xiuyu Valley to find me. Hua Wuque is waiting for you at any time."

Lu Xiaoman: ...

Hua Wuque, Palace Master Huashao, what are you doing? You are catching flower pickers and heartless people every day. How did Palace Master Yaoyue and Palace Master Lianxing train you to be a "friend of women"? ?

Speaking of it, this is very likely to be the effect of "the prosperity of yin and the decline of yang".

Brothers Xiao Yu'er and Hua Wuque both grew up in a pile of fat and powder, and one became a "lady's big guy" with peace of mind, pretending to be a woman more like a real woman; "Women's United Representative", punishing rape and eradicating evil everywhere, and defending the rights and interests of female compatriots.

If the parents of the two of them, Jiang Feng and Hua Yuenu, were alive in the sky, they would be very relieved to see that their sons are so promising now...

Lu Xiaoman thought uncertainly.