About my marriage to a slime

The quarrel over whether to let Rimuru go shopping together tomorrow ended with the pudding Shion made by herself being overturned.

I didn't see the process of the pudding being overturned in Qingmao. When it happened, she was held in Shion's arms, her head was buried in her turbulent waves, her hands were being dragged, and an arm was still around her waist , noisy in the ears, the four hands wrapped around her pulled in different directions at the same time, when clearing the marsh, there was no doubt that if they couldn't control it, they would tear her apart.

Kiyonuma struggled hard, but faced with a powerful demon king, a dragon of the strongest race, a brave man who lived for thousands of years with countless leaps, and a ghost clan whose strength reached the level of awakened demon kings, Kiyonuma Shi The strength of a human being is like a fly shaking a tree, unable to shake them at all. Just as she was unbearably about to yell to let go, there was the sound of a broken porcelain plate, and then, the noise in her ears suddenly stopped like pressing the pause button. Accompanied by this silence, the force of pulling her body in all directions was also instantly removed, and only the sizzling sound of the floor being melted echoed in her ears.

The hands that were wrapping around her loosened at this moment, and a violent demonic aura suddenly pervaded the entire living room. When Kiyonuma regained his freedom, before he had time to ask what happened, he heard Ziyuan roar angrily, and the purple afterimage flashed past , Shion and Veludra fought together.

"Bastard! You actually knocked over the food I worked so hard to prepare for Master Shi!!"

"I didn't do it on purpose! Besides, your cooking is not as good as mine!"

"Damn it, die!"

"Oh, do you think you can beat me?"

A storm dragon that overturned the pudding that the girl had prepared so hard and had an arrogant face completely angered Shion. Shion was full of anger, and without hesitation drew out a big sword, and the big sword wrapped in fighting spirit slashed at Veludra. Veldora shouted "You are serious! If you want to call, go outside!" After the words fell, Veldora jumped out to the balcony of the living room, and Shion followed closely.

The living room is on the second floor of the palace. After the two jumped off the balcony, the sounds of fierce battles could soon be heard from the courtyard downstairs. A good banquet turned into an arena for no reason. When clearing the marsh, I felt a headache, and the cadres were in a good mood Gao Gao, holding the wine barrel and the barbecue, ran to the balcony to watch, while the pudding that caused the dispute was lying at the feet of Kiyonuma, the deep purple pudding trembled and let out giggling laughter. squirming.

Wait, bugs... squirming on the pudding...?

"HAHaaa~"

The treacherous laughter sounded again, the grimace on the surface of the pudding seemed to be really laughing, the eyes and mouth were curved in a scary arc, and a purple-red worm emerged from the slightly curved hollow eye socket, rushing to clear the swamp as if saying hello Time twisted.

When clearing the marsh: "..."

That's it... Aster pouring all her love into special pudding?

【Yes, this is the special pudding that Shion poured all her love into. 】

Sumibai gave an affirmative answer.

"Cough, did you see that, Ah Shi? Shion's dishes... are all like this..." Limuru whispered to Kiyonuma, "But...the taste is still good."

"...Yes, yes."

Qingnuma replied dryly, she silently looked away, took two steps back, and pretended not to see the pudding.

Even if a perfect woman like Shion makes this devilish pudding herself, even if it tastes good, she doesn't want to try it at all!

look!This piece of pudding melted the tatami mats and the floor under the tatami mats. This powerful corrosive power... She will definitely perforate her stomach if she eats it!

She was terrified in Qingnuma, secretly thankful that Veludra overturned the pudding, otherwise, even if the magic power can change the structure of matter, this kind of pudding that can melt the floor and make a ghostly laugh, no matter how proficient she is in using the magic power, it will be a little bit There is no way to start.

The battle between Shion and Veludra ended in Shion's defeat, but Veludra couldn't please him either. He was beaten all over his head, and as soon as he returned to the living room, he covered his head and screamed in pain. He couldn't bear it, and stepped forward to heal him with mantra.

Apply the mantra to the wound, accelerate the metabolism of the cells, promote the absorption of the hematoma, and the wound will be repaired hundreds of times faster.

The palm was lightly pressed against Veludra's forehead, and the bruise under the palm disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye. Although the face was still a little red, the bulge on the forehead had almost disappeared. It is estimated that the storm dragon should not hurt anymore. When clearing the marsh, he asked him warmly: "Does it still hurt?"

"It still hurts." Veludra's eyes wandered for a while, but he held down the hand that was attached to Kiyonuma's forehead, and said pitifully, "Take another treatment, Shion's attack is too heavy , I must have been seriously injured to be in such pain."

As if to prove that he was really in pain, Veldora yelled twice. He has pain resistance, and Veldora, who has never experienced pain, yelled exaggeratedly. The surrounding cadres listened to the echo Crying and howling, one after another stopped coughing, sighing and lamenting that she is worthy of being a princess, but Ziyuan was happy, humming and laughing believingly, "You deserve it, you knocked over the pudding I made".

Zi Yuan vented a bit, and her mood improved, but her heart ached to let down the expectations of Her Royal Highness.

When Qingnuma heard the words, he turned his head to look at Ziyuan, and his voice was full of true feelings: "I can feel the noble love contained in your cooking, even if I can't eat your food, Ziyuan, your love I've already taken it to heart."

"Master Shi!"

Kiyonuma Toki's feelings were touching, and Ziyuan was moved to tears, and wiped her tears and shouted, "I've decided! From now on, I will cook the dishes I love for Master Toki every day!"

When clearing the marsh: "..."

Shion spoke amazingly. When she was clearing the marsh, her hand trembled, and her spell power lost control without paying attention. The spell power spread on the top of Veludra's head. Veludra's hair grew rapidly, and the hair follicles metabolized at a rate tens of thousands of times. Della's already messy hair grew like bushes, quickly covering him up.

When turning her head to persuade Shion not to work so hard to prepare dishes for her every day, Kiyonuma was taken aback by the sound of Veludra jumping up and screaming, and when she turned around, she saw that a certain storm dragon had turned into a ball of golden fur. Withdrawing the power of the mantra, he pulled Veludra's hair apologetically and apologized, but Veludra had grown too much hair, and the long hair was also curled up in violation of the laws of physics. Rolled in.

In the end, it was Rimuru who brought the scissors, and it took more than ten minutes to cut Veldora's hair short again, and only then did he free Kiyonuma Toki who was entangled in the hair.

In order to celebrate her recovery, the banquet happened unexpectedly, and there was no rest, and she was exhausted physically and mentally when clearing the marsh. Fortunately, the noisy people in the second half finally stopped arguing around her. The cadres divided into two teams and cut Veludra. The hair is curled into a rope, and the tug-of-war is performed in twos, and whoever loses is fined to drink.

The atmosphere in the living room gradually became warmer, and the seven or eight barrels of wine that had been brought in were unknowingly bottomed out. Ziyuan and Veludra had several tug-of-wars, and inexplicably changed from mutual hatred to mutual sympathy. Sure enough, he is straightforward, if there is any conflict, just fight once, if you are not relieved after one fight, just fight a few more.

After several fights, the monsters who drank too much alcohol were staggered and passed out at the end of the banquet. Veludra ran back to sleep on her lap like a small animal. He originally wanted to sleep on Kiyosuma's leg He went up, but was pulled away by Rimuru and Chloe at the same time, and Chloe also dozed off by leaning against Kiyonuma.

The moonlight passed through the balcony and fell into the living room. The air was filled with the aroma of wine. Everyone seemed to be drunk, and the world became quiet. In the living room, only Toki and Rimuru were still awake, but dozing off. It would be contagious, Kiyonuma also yawned after everyone fell asleep, Limuru saw that she was sleepy, and hugged her shoulders to let her lean on.

The man's shoulders are also as slender and thin as a girl's, but when he gets close to him, his heart is filled with unspeakable peace of mind. When he clears the marsh, his heart is at peace, and he leans on the man's shoulder for a nap in a daze. He picked her up, then sank her body into the soft bed, the shoes were taken off, and when she cleared the marsh, she opened her eyes sleepily, and the silver-blue hair that caught her eyes shone brightly in the dim moonlight, like sloshing hot spring water, clear Nushi narrowed his eyes slightly and muttered: "A Wu?"

"Wake you up?"

"No..." Kiyonuma rubbed his eyes, his voice was soft because of sleepiness, "I woke up by myself..."

"Are you still sleepy?"

Warm fingers caressed her forehead, and when she saw the man leaning close to her, a soft kiss landed on her forehead, she blinked, and before her brain could react slowly, she saw the man kiss her again Cheek, his hand pressed her shoulders, tightened slightly as if he was tense, but soon, he seemed to relax again, his hand moved to her neck, and the warm breath on his face gradually approached her lips.

"A Wu..."

The body was heating up, and the murmured voice was as soft and sweet as honey when clearing the marsh, and the long-suppressed instinct rebounded at this moment, just the light kiss on the face and the touch of the neck, the body seemed to be on fire, she grabbed Grabbing the man's arm, he begged in a provocative voice, "Touch me, Ah Wu..."

Qingnuma's seductive murmur made the man who was supporting her froze, and the man slowly lowered his head, pressed his head against her forehead, and said, "Does Ahshi want me? Like before?"

"……before?"

"That's... I pretended to be Mikami Satoru." Limulu said.

"Imitation into... Mikami Satoru?" Kiyosuma opened her eyes slightly, and then she saw the man with the face of a girl wrapped in black mist, the black mist dispersed, and what appeared in front of her eyes... was the face of the man before reincarnation .

"Mikami...Uncle...?" Qingzhang called out in a low voice, she looked a little dumbfounded, the man in front of her was Mikami Satoru, but he was not exactly the same, he was younger than Mikami Satoru, with more vigor in his brows and eyes , the eyes are clearer and fresher, this figure is younger than the young man Mikami Satoru who Veludra mimicked, and should be about the same age as her, about seventeen or eighteen years old.

Facing Kiyonuma's astonishment, Limuru had already expected it. It would be better to say that he is smug and proud now: "Ashi, look, I was handsome when I was young. Are you infatuated with me again?"

"You specially imitated your appearance when you were young, just to let me praise you for being handsome?" Qingnuma was amused by the man's narcissism.

"Haha, no, this is the form that consumes the least magic energy, which is my age in this world." Limulu explained, "Mimicry does not copy predatory creatures, but obtains genetic genes through analysis. , and then construct the corresponding form through genes.”

This is also the reason why Miss Jing was preyed on, but the humanoid mimicry is a child without reproductive organs.

In the same way, although Sankami Satoru, who is a predator, is a middle-aged man, but using Mikami Satoru's genes as a blueprint for humanoid mimicry, the humanoid mimicry that is closest to his body shape is the appearance of seventeen or eighteen years old at the moment, and his appearance is the same as when he was young. However, because the main body is a slime, his skin, hair color, and eye color will change, and... also has no reproductive | organs.

but!That is, without the black mist and without consuming any magic essence, it takes a little magic essence to get closer to the male appearance before reincarnation, such as adjusting hair color and eye color, and constructing missing organs. In terms of appearance, consumption After the magic element, he can make himself reach the desired state, but in the end the most important thing is what he lacks - sexual desire.

That's right, sex|desire!

This is not so easy to obtain, he begged Teacher Shire countless times, and Teacher Shire finally promised not to hinder his desire to copy human beings after he vowed never to mess with all kinds of women.

There are three human desires: appetite, sex|desire and sleepiness.

After preying on Miss Jing, he gained appetite. As for sleepiness, he has learned to sleep after years of hard work. Although he still lacks sleepiness, he can still enjoy sleep anyway. My former self, with Mr. Shire's consent, successfully obtained it!

Reconciling with the girl he likes, and gaining sexual desire again, Limuru's heart is so agitated that when he thinks that he can fall in love with the girl he likes later, he... just... oh, a little shy.

Limuru blushed, and looked at Kiyonuma with bright eyes: "Not only the appearance, but also that part is imitated this time, so...well, we can do happy things now."

Only then did he realize that his girl's physical needs were higher than ordinary people's. Now that he wouldn't be tired and didn't need sleep, he would definitely be able to satisfy her.Rimuru clenched his fists in his heart with vigor.

But Limuru himself was full of momentum and confidence, but the girl in front of him was not infected by his momentum and confidence, she even looked suspiciously at his lower body.

"That part..." The girl tapped her lower lip with her index finger, her eyes wandering, and said hesitantly, "Is it really all right?"

Although it is in human form now, the main body of the husband is still a slime... Slimes should have no desires, even if the organ is simulated, it is just a display, right?

The girl looked skeptical, as if she didn't believe in his ability as a man at all. Limuru's self-esteem was frustrated, he blushed, grabbed the girl's wrist, and said: "My body is the same as before reincarnation, is there any problem... ... Ah Shi, aren't you the clearest?!"

"That being said..." Kiyonuma wanted to explain that he is just a slime now, slimes have no desires, and even performing humanoid mimicry can't change this defect, but seeing the man's angry look, she thought again Swallow the words back.

The wrist was still being grabbed by the man, and her hesitant attitude seemed to irritate the man. He grabbed her hand and stretched it down. When Qingnuma realized what the man wanted to do, his face flushed and he said anxiously: "Wait, wait, Wu!"

touch... touch...

Qingnuma's shouting was half a beat slower, the touch under her fingertips made Qingnuma's whole body froze, her cheeks were flushed, she looked at the man dully, and murmured unconsciously: "How could..."

"What's the matter, I have no problem at all! I've been looking forward to it all day, but you still doubt me!" The man said angrily, holding the girl's hand and still refusing to let go.

"Sorry, I didn't expect... that, you let go first!" Qingnuma couldn't hold back her hand, her little face turned even redder, her voice was lowered, her eyes were covered with mist, like a flower ready to be plucked , very shy.

Limuru's heart moved, and he let go of the girl's hand. He took her into his arms and wanted to kiss her lips, but before the lips touched, the girl covered his approaching mouth, lowered her eyebrows and looked down. Said softly: "A Wu... I think today is a bit late, let's... next time."

"...next time?" Limulu was slightly taken aback. He looked at the girl, seeing the girl's shy brows, and her flushed little face full of charming charm. He was thinking about her day and night, not to mention getting desire now, he felt that every cell in his body was on fire, burning him to the point of losing his sanity, he ignored her resistance and held her tightly in his arms, imploringly begging She said, "Ah Shi, be good, Ah Shi, don't do it next time, just tonight, okay?"

They haven't been intimate for more than ten years, God knows how much he misses her.

"Really, I can't..." Qingnuma couldn't resist the man's enthusiasm. Her adult husband had always been reserved towards her, and she had never been so impatient. She was flustered and avoided his kiss farewell, and the hot kiss fell on her ear. Sideways, she trembled and fell limply into the man's arms, and then her whole body became hot as if it was burning, the man had already clamped her hands and feet together, poking her with his waist lightly, his hand still... his hand on her chest forward……

[That Limuru guy likes women with big breasts. It must be because your breasts are too small that he divorced you. 】

[Master Limuru's favorite nightclub is of course Yedie in the Dwarf Kingdom. The big sisters in it are all super big and super sexy here, hehehe. 】

……

In order to reconcile the words she heard when she had specially investigated the man's past came out of her mind, pa, Kiyonuma slapped the man's hand away in shock, she pushed the man away, folded her arms around her chest and backed away repeatedly, her face flickered After a tinge of fear.

"Awu...I'm not in the mood today, let's just forget it..." Kiyonuma bit her lips lightly, her eyes flickering as if she didn't dare to look at the man's reaction. It was the first time she refused a man's courtship, so she felt extremely guilty , but... But it's really not right now, she's not ready yet, she still needs some time...

[It is recommended to accept Sanshangwu first, you are in estrus, long-term suppression of instinct is not conducive to physical and mental health. 】

[No, before my bust develops to the ideal level, I must not let him see my flaws. 】

【... Please be confident, that is not a defect. 】

[But this is a hidden danger. It turns out that he prefers plump women. Every time he sees my breasts, he must be disappointed. I don’t want to disappoint him, so I can’t have that kind of thing with him before my breasts become plump. aspects of the relationship. 】

【…】

Niomishiro fell silent. The girl lacked a sense of trust and security in the face of Mikami Satoru. She blindly catered to the man's preferences and chose to change herself. The impatient Mimibai could only choose to wait and see.

While Kiyonuma, who was being watched, persisted and stubbornly refused the man's courtship.

"Is it really not possible tonight, Ah Shi?"

Even though the enthusiasm was high and he was dazzled by desire, after the girl refused several times, Limulu also realized that the girl was really unhappy tonight. He didn't dare to force the girl, but he still didn't give up: "I can end it sooner." , won't take a lot of time..."

"I really don't want it today." Qingnuma stopped talking, holding back his guilt, without wavering.

"Ashi..." Limulu looked at the girl helplessly, and said with a bitter face, "But I feel bad..."

The longing and pitiful eyes of the man made Qingnuma unbearable again, struggling to say: "Is it really that uncomfortable? Don't you... have no needs in that regard?"

"Why not, my current body has reappeared sexual desire, Ah Shi, you don't want to be with me, I feel bad!" Limulu said, his eyes were even more pitiful.

But Qingnuma Toki calmed down because of his explanation, and the wavering in her eyes disappeared, and she said: "It's because of the reappearance of sex｜desire that Ah Gou is so uncomfortable, so cutting off this desire is not enough Okay? Teacher Shire, can you help me? I don’t want to make Ah Wu so uncomfortable.”

[No problem, Master Shi. 】

The girl's request for help made Charles very happy, and he couldn't wait to carry out the girl's order, cutting off Limuru's physical desire for Kiyoma.

Then, while paying attention to the man's Kiyonuma, he saw that the man was like a deflated balloon, sluggish at a speed visible to the naked eye, and seemed unable to cheer up again.

Even if he was mentally prepared, he was still dumbfounded when he cleared the marsh, and said in surprise: "It's so fast!"

Limru: "..."

So fast...she said so fast...

After being a genderless slime for more than ten years, he was finally able to be a man for a while, but after 2 minutes of being unyielding, his girl ordered his skills to stop being a man.

Limulu looked at the girl who was amazed by how soft he was so fast, and felt that his heart was full of fire and was frozen, and his heart cracked and shattered. He stared blankly at the girl, and finally couldn't help it. I cried out loudly.

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The author has something to say:

Meng Wang: Hey, I just want to be a man, why is it so difficult!

I don’t know where the problem is locked, just three sentences, revised several times, tired...

Later, I found out that the problem lies in the sentence "soft, good, good, fast" at the end of Ah Shi's text. Is it too indecent for a girl to say this and get locked up?I repaired N times and didn't realize this problem... So I removed the "soft"...

Sure enough, you can't bully Mengwang too much, once you bully him, the article will lock TAT