About my marriage to a slime

Ding dong.

At nine in the morning, the doorbell rang again.

Kienuma opened the door, and the visitors were two familiar youths.

"Excuse me... what's the matter?" Qing Nushi asked, her brows were soft and calm, and she was no longer as nervous as yesterday.

That's right, the two visiting youths were members of the Armed Detective Agency who came to inquire about the supernatural phenomena near her yesterday.

"I'm sorry to disturb you again." Compared with yesterday's business-like attitude, the blond young man looked more cautious at this moment. When he looked at Qingmao, he said, "We have received a request to find a criminal Bad thieves."

"Thief?" Qingmao's eyes widened in surprise, and her voice was raised a little higher. She was too surprised, as if stealing was an incredible thing for her.

"Yes, after our one-night search..." the blond-haired youth said, taking out a photo from the pocket of his jacket and vest, and said, "This is the photo of the prisoner."

The blond young man handed the photo to Kienuma Toki, and at the same time asked if Kienuma Toki had seen this person.

The figure on the photo was a bit blurry, but Kienuma Shi recognized the identity of the figure on the photo at a glance.

Silver-blue hair, golden pupils, and that blurred but still delicate side face.

...It's Limuru.

Such a cute girl... is it a thief?

Qingmao suddenly turned around and looked into the house in disbelief.

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Human beings in the prehistoric civilization stage can commit crimes.

It is not that society allows crime, but that human beings themselves choose to commit crimes.

When Kienuma first heard this kind of nonsense similar to the Arabian Nights, he even thought it was a demagogic nonsense fabricated by Mimobai.

Thousands of years later, human beings have the power of mantras and are the sons of gods who have inherited the power of the gods.

Human beings are so perfect and omnipotent, so human beings should not commit crimes.

The composition of human society after thousands of years is based on mutual help and free dedication. This may be unbelievable for a society based on a currency economy, but the era in which we lived in Qingmao did not have currency transactions. , materials are distributed equally, the society distributes talents according to the fields of real needs, and everyone lives step by step and is happy to live in a corner. This kind of utopian society does exist.

Therefore, Qingmao couldn't understand why humans committed crimes thousands of years ago.

Shouldn't people trust each other and get along well?

After only three hours of acquaintance, when he already regarded the visiting strange girl Rimuru as a friend, he couldn't accept the fact that the girl was actually a thief.

"I've seen the person in the photo." Qingmao moved his steps, blocked the gate, and said, "Can you tell me, what did the person in the photo steal?"

"This is really an embarrassing request." The handsome young man with disheveled black hair opened his mouth. There was a gentle smile on his brows, eyes and lips, but it was as cool and bright as the winter sun. When he leaned in front of Qingmao, his smile suddenly became brighter, "But if Miss is willing to die in love with me, I can't tell you."

"Shut up, Dazai!" The blond young Kunikida Doppo crossed his head, twisted his arm around the young man's neck, gritted his teeth, and warned in a low voice, "Stupid, have you forgotten what you saw yesterday? It's long... In short, you restrain me a little bit!"

"Hey——Kunikida-kun is right." The young man named Dazai dragged out his voice lazily, and this indifferent expression seemed particularly unworthy of a beating.

The two youths at the door started to fight and fight again, and quietly looked towards the direction of the master bedroom while quietly waiting for the two to whisper at the door. Could Limuru be a thief?Why is she going to steal things?What was it worth her risking a crime to steal?

Several questions arose in Qingmaoshi's mind. The moment the question arose, she shook her head, her brain was like muddy water being stirred, and her thinking became cloudy. Looking back at the two young men in front of her, only The young man said that if he died in love with him, he would tell her what Limuru stole.

[The probability of choosing to die for love in Qingmao is 0.1%, and after dying for love, the probability of the other party telling the truth is 0%. 】

[In other words, there is no need to die for love. 】

[Please be sure to take your own survival as the highest goal. 】

Niimobai was unusually serious, shook his hands at Qingmao, and replied: 【I know. 】

"That... this gentleman, I'm sorry about the matter of dying for love, but I can't do it." Qingmao bowed deeply to the young man and apologized, "I don't want to die yet."

After Kienuma finished speaking, he added sincerely: "I also hope that you can live well, sir. As long as you live well, you will definitely see the value of your own life."

If you live well, there are countless possibilities.

When Qing Nushi said this, there was a slight gleam in his green eyes.

The cowardly girl like a rabbit mustered up her courage and sincerely advised a stranger to live a good life. Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows in surprise, while Kunikida Doppo held his shoulder and pressed down hard: "Thank you very much, Only suicidal idiots on their minds!"

"Hey hey, I will thank you, Kunikida-kun is really excited." Osamu Dazai raised his head and said with a smile, "Miss is really strong and kind. People like me who are desperate for life need you to go deeper. If you don’t mind, please invite us into the room to have a good conversation, Miss, you are doing a life-saving feat, you will definitely not refuse.”

The young man was all smiles, showing no sign of despair at all.

Qingmao Shi: "..."

... I don't know why, but I really want to refuse.

But if he is really a person who is desperate for life, if he asks her for help now, will it be too much to refuse?

Qing Nushi's conscience was condemned by herself. She took a deep breath, held the doorknob, and said, "The house is a bit messy, please wait for 5 minutes to clean it up!"

After Qingmao finished speaking, he quickly closed the door and ran towards the master bedroom.

Is this... a promise?

The two youths who were locked outside the door looked at each other, and Kunikida Doppo first said in disgust: "She is the president's younger sister, and she is married, Dazai, you'd better not mess with her."

"Ah, you doubt my character so much." Dazai Osamu covered his face in pain, "I'm putting on my old face for the mission. Without me, Kunikida-kun will probably only be able to stand on this step tomorrow."

Kunikida Doppo heard the words, snorted, stopped talking nonsense, and instead sighed: "If the thief who stole the corpse is really like what Mr. Ranpo said, here, then it is really...why did the president's sister go so far as to do it in the all-night ceremony?" Take away her husband's body before? And she was also involved in two commissions..."

"Is it unnecessary... By the way, Kunikida-kun." Osamu Dazai tilted his head and said, "Do you know women?"

"……what?"

"What kind of woman do you think would masturbate at home alone after her husband died?"

"...!!!"

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"Limru!"

Qingmao ran into the bedroom anxiously. On the bed next to the window in the room, a beautiful girl with silver-blue hair sat up from the bed because of her excessive movement. Her face was full of surprise: "What happened?" , Ah Shi?"

"Please tell me, Limuru!" Kienuma ran to the bed, her chest was heaving because she ran too fast, she pressed the girl's shoulders, pursed her lips, and asked seriously, "Are you... something?"

"...huh?" Limulu tilted her head in a daze, and her expression became unpredictable in the next second.

Seeing the girl's changing expression, Qingmao lowered his head in disappointment, and said in a muffled voice, "You really stole something, didn't you?"

"No, that shouldn't be counted as stealing... That... Ah Shi, are you sad? Don't...don't be sad!"

The little girl's eyes were red, and she looked like she was going to cry in the next second after being hit. Limulu panicked and explained nervously: "I didn't steal anything, so it's not really stealing... because things are originally Mine."

"……Really?"

"really!"

Li Mulu nodded like a slapstick, and made a solemn promise. She has a magnificent appearance, and few people can have her beauty, but for some reason, the appearance of her nervously making promises for her made Qingmao feel a little familiar .

This shallow sense of familiarity passed by in a flash, and when he looked at the girl again in Qingmao, the balance in his heart was completely tilted, and he believed her unconditionally.

"Na Limuru needs to explain clearly to them." Kienuma said, "Just now two detectives came to you outside, saying that you stole something, and they still have your photo, Limuru, you have to explain to them Be clear, don't let others misunderstand you."

"Ah...well, Ah Shi, you are right!" Limulu's eyes moved from side to side, and when he met Qingmao's resolute eyes, he finally became serious, "Ah Shi, don't worry, I will definitely Explain clearly."

The girl Limuru said, jumped off the bed, and walked towards the door with arrogance.

No one could see that the girl Limuru was screaming crazily in her heart:

[Are detectives in this world so powerful? !Think of a way to explain clearly, Mr. Shire! 】

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The author has something to say:

A little angel in the comments guessed it, Meng Wang took back his body and was treated as a thief.

So at this time, Meng Wang can actually mimic San Shangwu who has a male □□□□ officer.

But Shire, one of the Moe King's harem, severely obstructed it.

There will be more obstacles in the future, because the strength of the harem is super strong.

The famous detective Dazai saw through the truth at a glance in the first few chapters, but he thought it was wrong. He actually suspected that Ah Shi had hit him too hard, and he might be a little perverted [Hey]

PS: In the next chapter, the cutest hero of this article will appear, don't hit me after reading it [cover your face]

感谢在2020-02-0210:00:56~2020-02-0412:56:19期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw the landmines: Pujijiji, one of the second young masters of the Tong family;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 50 bottles of Susu; 9 bottles of Tongjia Ershao;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!