About my marriage to a slime

The easiest thing to remember about bonobos is not their appearance, their feminist social composition, or their docile and uncontested nature, but that they can use any Ways to engage in social sex|behavior with fellows of any gender and age.

The root cause of this habit of bonobos is related to their physiological responses to conflict and stress.

Bonobos hate conflict, and when there is conflict, levels of the stress hormone cortisol rise in bonobos, they get anxious, and they seek solace.

For example, when most creatures face conflict, the aggressive male hormones in their bodies will rise, and they will express "Dare to provoke me, I don't accept it, do it", while bonobos, whether in the face of attack or conflict, The male hormones in the body still maintain a stable level, and as cortisol soars, there is only one thought in their minds: [What to do, what to do, what to do, what to do!You ask me how to solve it?I don’t know either, ah, I don’t want to, let’s post it...].

——The Bonobo Handbook

"Meow~~"

"...It's a cat."

As the words fell in Qingmao, there was another thin meowing in the dwarf yew bushes.

"Meow~"

"Well, it's a cat." Fukuzawa Yukichi glanced at the dwarf yew bushes and replied.

"It looks like a naughty cat." Mr. Sen said with a smile.

"Okay, it's getting late, let's go into the house." Qingma Shi quickly looked away from the dwarf yew bushes, and said, "Brother, if you have anything to do, come in and say it."

Fukuzawa Yukichi nodded, and replied in a deep voice: "Yes."

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"that……"

Kiyonuma looked at the two standing in front of the cooking table, and said shamefully, "I'll do it myself, I actually... know how to cook..."

The steps of preparing dishes are well known, and the use of spells is also very precise, but when Kiyonuma is full of confidence to prepare a big meal, he ignores the most important thing, that is, his brother Fukuzawa does not know that she has spells , so she has to complete the whole process of preparing ingredients and cooking with her own hands.

For Kiyonuma, who relies on mana, it's like losing his hands. How can he prepare ingredients without hands?

Faced with the predicament, Kiyonuma had to cut out the recipes for the big meal, and finally decided to make a simple curry, but he didn't expect that making such a simple dish like curry would be so difficult without relying on magic power.

In the process of peeling potatoes with a paring knife in Qingnuma, the potatoes were peeled to the ground with slippery hands. After this happened three times, the waiting brother Fukuzawa couldn’t stand it anymore. The open kitchen and The guest restaurant is connected to each other, and Kiyonuma’s poor performance can’t be hidden at all. After his brother Fukuzawa came to help, Mr. Mori also took the initiative to come up to help, but neither of them seemed to want to cooperate with each other in cooking. Humbly said that he could handle everything by himself, and that the other party should just go to rest, but you came and I went back and forth for a long time, and the two of them didn't discuss the result.

In the end, when Kiyonuma said in shame that he wanted to come by himself, the two changed their confrontation and pushed Kiyonuma out tacitly. One carried a paring knife, the other swung a kitchen knife to hold a cutting board, and the division of labor was carried out very quickly.

Kiyonuma Toki, who was pushed out, stood by the cooking table, as if he wanted to fight for the right of the master to prepare dinner by himself, but the two who occupied the kitchen had no time to control her, and Mr. Mori was skillfully using a paring knife Peeling potatoes, the potatoes he peeled are round and plump, not like the pits and pits when clearing the marsh. Mr. Sen’s potato peeling skills are really good. The potato skin he peeled is like a spiral without broken marks. When clearing the marsh, he was stunned Mr. Mori handed the peeled potatoes to Brother Fukuzawa. Brother Fukuzawa took the potatoes, raised the kitchen knife, and stared at the potatoes sharply. Suddenly, a silver light flashed. I didn't even see it, but I saw that the potatoes on the cutting board had been neatly cut into several pieces.

"Wow..." Kiyonuma clapped involuntarily, and exclaimed in amazement, "Brother is really amazing!"

"What about me? What about me, Ah Shi?" Mr. Mori looked very unhappy, like a rascal, he raised a carrot and waved it, "Is it only His Excellency Fukuzawa who is powerful? Ah, it must be Ah Shi didn't see clearly, come here, Ah Shi, and watch my skill of peeling radishes that I have honed for many years!"

"I'm lying, Rintaro never peeled radishes." Alice held the Calpis she found in the refrigerator, poured half a glass of the milky white liquid, Alice carefully poured water into the glass, and heard Mr. Mori's fight for favor For such a shameful act, she put down the glass in disgust and exposed him.

"Oh, Alice-chan, in your eyes, am I a grown-up who can lie?" Mr. Mori was heartbroken, and he waved his hand when he rushed to Qingnuma, and said, "Come and see, Ah Shi, I will prove it now, my How superb the technology is, I am definitely not an adult who can lie!"

"Actually, I believe Mr. Sen, you..."

Qingnuma sneered to smooth things over. Before she finished speaking, Mr. Mori, an adult who can’t lie, had already abandoned the paring knife and took out a small knife from his pocket, confidently showing off his superb carrot peeling skills. The small knife made by the radish was about to be attached to the skin of the radish. The tall figure approached, and a kitchen knife was pressed against the exquisitely crafted knife. When Qingnuma raised his head in surprise, he saw his brother Fukuzawa staring at the knife in Mr. Mori's hand with an unhappy expression. Say, "Put it away."

"Oh? Put it away?" Mr. Mori narrowed his eyes, and the cynical expression on his face suddenly disappeared, as if he had put on a mask, and he couldn't see the joy or anger. In a trance, she felt the subtle atmosphere that she couldn't understand.

Mr. Mori and Brother Fukuzawa are old acquaintances, and it was Kiyonuma who only found out at her wedding with Mikami Satoru.

Mr. Mori is one of the few friends that Toki Kiyonuma has had since he came to this era. He met unexpectedly on the street five years ago. In the following year, Toki Kiyonuma often ran into Mr. Mori by chance, and sometimes Alice would be there. Sometimes Alice is not there, and we meet more often. When I like to wander the streets and observe the city, I gradually get acquainted with Mr. Mori. Yokohama is not small at all, but the frequency of encounters with Mr. Mori is not so beyond normal probability.

Kiyonuma, who was only 13 years old at the time, was sitting in the library, fascinated by cosmology. She suddenly remembered how often she met Mr. Mori, and asked this sentence out of curiosity: "I always Will I meet Mr. Mori, is there a strange gravitational field between us, attracting us to approach each other?"

As soon as Kiyonuma's words came out, Mr. Mori choked on his own saliva. Mr. Mori brushed his hair to cover up, raised his index finger, and hissed softly in front of his lips: "Ashi, keep quiet in the library. oh."

"... Oh." The good boy covered his mouth while clearing the marsh, and obediently lowered his head to read the book.

Toki Kiyonuma’s questions that day were left alone, but Toki Kiyonuma really got to know Mr. Mori, and they even had each other’s contact information. Toki Kiyonuma would talk to Mr. Mori about his growing troubles, and Mr. Mori always patiently enlightened him she.

Time flies by, when Kiyonuma was 17 years old, she established a relationship with Mikami Satoru, and quickly agreed to Mikami Satoru's proposal.

After confirming the wedding date, Kiyonuma sent a message to invite Mr. Mori to attend her wedding.

On the day of the wedding, Mr. Mori arrived as scheduled, and bumped into his elder brother Fukuzawa, who also just arrived not long ago. When Qingnuma clearly remembered that she was talking with Fukuzawa at that time, the moment when Fukuzawa's brother and Mr. Mori's eyes collided, the two sides The expressions on their faces changed immediately, but only in an instant. The two nodded to each other like ordinary friends and entered the venue one after another.

It's just that from the beginning to the end of the wedding, Kiyonuma has been able to feel an indescribable subtle atmosphere from the two of them. Kiyonuma even found that Brother Fukuzawa's eyes kept lingering on Mr. Mori. It's so close that you can't easily detect it, but Mr. Mori can always catch Fukuzawa's eyes, and then return a mysterious smile from time to time.

The interaction between them that they thought was secret was so frequent and turbulent, which made Kiyonuma's imagination run wild.

Thousands of years later, in a society based on sex | love, sex and love between people start from the infancy of human beings and accompany them for life. The society encourages intimate communication between people, but because reproductive rights are controlled, so Before the age of 17, women are not allowed to engage in intrusive sexual activities. Therefore, in the era of Kiyonuma, homosexual love was the mainstream of the entire society before the age of 17.

Contrary to the society of love a thousand years later, in the society a thousand years ago, heterosexual love was the mainstream.

Homosexuality is ostracized.

What is it like not to love?If you want to describe it, it is probably depressed and depressed.

Kiyonuma, who lacks the concept of fighting and cannot judge good and evil, finds out heavily that the depression that cannot be loved is so similar to the atmosphere that permeates every time Mr. Mori and Brother Fukuzawa meet.

That's right, the oppressive and difficult atmosphere she felt, if she guessed right, it was the feeling that Fukuzawa and Mr. Mori tried to suppress and that were not understood by the contemporary world.

Yes, it is love.

Brother Fukuzawa loves Mr. Mori, and Mr. Mori also loves Brother Fukuzawa, but because their relationship is not recognized by society, so...they have been struggling to suppress it, and Mr. Mori regards Alice as an empath The object, he poured all his enthusiasm for Fukuzawa's brother on Alice.

"Put it away?"

"Oh? Put it away?"

The kitchen knife clashed with the scalpel, Mr. Mori and Brother Fukuzawa looked at each other, and when they cleared the marsh, they looked at Mr. Mori and then at Brother Fukuzawa. Feeling the oppressive atmosphere, she felt a sense of sadness in her heart, and she turned around resolutely. , Da Da Da ran to Alice, while running, shouted: "I'm sorry, Mr. Mori, brother, I will leave right away, and I will prepare dinner together without disturbing you!"

Kiyonuma ran to the sofa in a few steps, squeezed beside Alice, and raised his fist to cheer for the two: "You guys have to work hard!"

Mr. Sen: "..."

Fukuzawa: "..."

Why do you feel awkward seeing this girl cheering for them?

Give up the host's right to prepare dinner, and share Calpis next to Alice in Qingnuma, Alice holds a finger biscuit in her mouth, shaking and shaking the TV remote control panel, and peeks at the kitchen in Qingnuma, preparing dinner in the kitchen The two of them have tacitly re-divided work, brother Fuze washes vegetables, Mr. Mori washes rice, brother Fukuzawa chops vegetables, and Mr. Mori fires, very tacit and harmonious.

Seeing this scene, Kiyonuma turned his head forbearance, and sighed silently, the changes of the times are really scary. In just a thousand years, the secular concepts of human beings are so different.

"Hate it, hate it!"

The black remote control board kept waving in front of Kiyonuma, who was hurting the spring and autumn. Alice jumped off the sofa and stomped angrily: "Why are all the programs about car accident news? I don't like it! I want to watch "Designあ" !"

"Eh? Are all the car accident news being broadcast today?" Kiyonuma took back the remote control panel in surprise. On the TV screen, a beautiful female reporter was broadcasting the whole process of the car accident in an orderly manner.

At [-]:[-] p.m., an accident occurred at Keihin Tsurumi Station. A middle-aged man rushed onto the railroad tracks while the tram was moving.

Raise the remote control panel when you are in the wetlands, and the channel is switched.

The man was run over by the tram and died at the scene.

Channel switching.

The reason why the man rushed into the railway is under investigation.

……

The process of channel switching is like flipping through a comic book, the pictures are perfectly connected, when Qing Nushi stared at the news, his eyes were lost for a moment, the sleeves were pulled, Alice kicked her legs and lost her temper while pulling Qing Nushi's sleeves : "Ah Shi, what are you in a daze for? I'm so bored!"

"I'm sorry, Alice, there is no show you like on TV today, let's read comics."

Qing Nuo Shi came back to his senses, looked at the angry little girl and suggested that a pretty little girl is cute even if she loses her temper, and Qing Nu Shi can always hold back her temper when facing a cute girl.

Speaking of children, Mikami Satoru is also a childish man. Although he always wants to act like a mature and reliable adult, in fact he does things carelessly and doesn't care about the consequences, and he can't speak nice words. He often pokes people's pain points before realizing I said the wrong thing again, and when I got home, I sighed, regretting and making excuses for myself. Anyway, I am a loner, and I don’t need to learn how to be considerate.

Because of such a bad idea of ​​self-destruction, he didn't have a girlfriend until he was 37 years old, and of course, he didn't have a boyfriend either.

Because he felt that his personality was too bad, he simply gave up looking for the other half of his life. Satoru Mikami is not so much childish as an idiot.

When Kiyonuma, who was chasing Mikami Satoru back then, thought about it, he couldn't help but smile. Mikami Satoru, who has no friends, has a special liking for manga. The manga at home filled a bookcase, and Alice yelled After being bored, Kienuma took Alice to read the manga. After reading a volume, Mr. Mori and Brother Fukuzawa had already prepared dinner. The fragrant curry sauce tempted the appetite. There is spicy miso soup, and I invite guests to dinner, but the dinner is prepared by the guests. After sitting at the table in Kienuma, I feel a little ashamed, but I think that I have created a feeling of being alone for Mr. Mori and Fukuzawa who are in love. Given the opportunity, she felt a sense of pride spontaneously.

There were four people sitting at the dinner table, and the house was finally not deserted. Kienuma ate a mouthful of rice in a good mood, looked at Brother Fuzawa who suddenly came to visit, and asked, "Brother, why did you come to see me today?" something?"

"...About the all-night ceremony." Fukuzawa Yukichi held up his chopsticks and looked at Kienuma, his reply was very slow, "The time is set for tomorrow night."

"What?" Qingmao raised his eyes in surprise, "All night ceremony?"

"Yeah." Fukuzawa Yukichi's voice softened, "Mikami said, I haven't been able to contact you since yesterday, and asked me to come and inform you...don't be too sad."

When Fuze said comforting words, Mr. Mori's eyes slipped across Qingmao's face inadvertently, and Alice took a big mouthful of rice and looked at her with puffed cheeks.

"Brother Mikami can't contact me? Are you sad?" Qingmao Shi was in a fog, took out his mobile phone in a daze, and pressed it while saying, "I'm not sad... and I keep my mobile phone by my side all the time, why can't I contact you?" On... Huh? Strange, when did my phone turn off?"

When Qingmao turned on the phone in doubt, the moment the screen turned on, several messages flooded in, the first message was the most eye-catching, and the owner who sent this message was noted by her as Mr. Word: [End. 】

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The author has something to say:

Reminder: Homosexual love is popular after a thousand years, heterosexual love is relatively rare, and love is mostly suppressed. After 17 years old, heterosexual couples can be together openly and aboveboard.

So the heroine prefers cute girls over men.

The foreshadowing of the article is relatively long, I hope the babies can be patient~

In the next chapter, you can catch a cute king (＾U＾)ノ~

In addition, there are more and more people infected with pneumonia. Everyone must pay attention to wearing masks when going out, and wash hands frequently to maintain hygiene. Many patients develop conjunctivitis before the onset of the disease, so you can wear a pair of glasses and wash your hands before rubbing your eyes.

By the way, the virus is not heat-resistant, and it can be effectively killed at 56 degrees Celsius for 30 minutes. The epidemic should end in summer, but it will be a long time before summer. It would be better if the epidemic can be contained in recent months. In short, everyone pay attention to safety.