[Comprehensive] Yes, this is a university

The sun's rays have begun to reveal the taste of early summer. Although the cicadas have not yet sang, the trunks have long been scalded by the sun, and the rough brown lines will scratch your fingertips when you touch them.

There are many reasons for hating summer, and there are more than a dozen of them related to [heat].

After seeing off a certain boy with super powers, I sat in the dessert shop at the gate of H and fell into deep thought.

After a long time, I slowly elongated my tone: "...Teacher, I seem to have complained more than once that you are familiar with me."

The silver-haired young man with natural curly hair is holding a glass of Big Mac luxury parfait at an inhuman speed. The petal-shaped mouth of the cup is filled with five chocolate ice cream balls, three wafer biscuits, four cherries, five mangoes, Three pieces of yellow peaches, six strawberry-flavored pockys, two marshmallows, three waffles, and finally filled the gap with chocolate sauce and cream.

"Hey, isn't there no one here? The teacher came here only after seeing Baili sitting alone looking pitiful. It's definitely not that he didn't bring money and wanted to find someone to pay the bill."

"...Please roll away mellowly, otherwise you won't be able to leave even if you want to."

"Wow, Baili is really strict when you say such harsh words in honorific terms."

After changing my posture, I leaned weakly on the glass window, drooped my dead fish eyes, and made a face that had lost my dreams: "Teacher, what is the content of the teammate assessment you mentioned earlier?"

Sakata Gintoki swallowed a biscuit in one gulp, and replied casually: "Cooking."

"……What?"

"It's just cooking, didn't I say that? Baili has a bad memory."

In what capacity is this person asking me such a serious question?He still looks smug, really angry, throwing him out of here shouldn't break the law, right? !

Resisting the urge to complain, I clenched my fists and twisted my face: "I'm sorry, please speak clearly."

"Okay, since you insist on buying me parfait, you can reluctantly disclose some information in advance."

... Must?Reluctant? ? ?Three huge intersections exploded above my head, and the corners of my mouth twitched violently.

"Well, I learned to cook a dish on the spot with the student representatives from Yuanyue. The team members who can successfully reappear will keep the original team, and the team's credits will increase by [-]. If they fail, they will be kicked out of the original team, the credits will be cleared, and the team will be reorganized. And copy the school regulations of C University ten times."

Leaving aside what kind of ghostly place this Yuanyue School is, I have never heard of it. The point is that the gameplay is too harsh, right?Trick us?Definitely the one who set the rules on purpose!

"Ah, by the way, are you in bedroom 155?"

"Ah."

"So it's the student who called the police before."

"what happened?"

He smiled casually, waved his hands, and looked lazy: "It's nothing, Baili is indeed a good citizen who abides by the law."

I didn't answer this sentence, but looked at him silently: "Then what, if I say that the Yu'e Bao payment failed today, and then my bank card shows that it is under maintenance..."

Huge drops of sweat appeared on the top of the silver-haired young man's head, his chin fell to the table in an instant, his eyeballs almost rolled out of their sockets, his whole body turned grayish white, he hesitated for a long time without responding: "Wait, wait... you mean ..."

"Well, otherwise, why do you think I just sat here and didn't leave?"

"..."

Sakata Gintoki's first reaction was to jump up and try to slip away, but as soon as he took a step, he was frightened into speechless by the black air emitted by the person opposite, and sat back in his original position tremblingly, with his hands resting on his knees upright.

I put away my kind eyes and smiled slightly: "Heh."

"Bai, classmate Baili, your character design is broken, stop!"

Before I could say anything to refute this guy, I saw a boy in black casual clothes appearing on the side of the table with a cake, his face was paralyzed and his face was unmoved, he was wearing a blue hat covering the tips of his ears, and the corners of his eyes were raised. The mouth is still M-shaped.

"Excuse me, is there anyone here?" The visitor had a gloomy face and a low voice. His black mid-length hair covered the side of his face, exuding a hostile look.

"No, no one, please sit down." Sakata Gintoki laughed a few times with a sneer, and moved inside himself.

So cowardly.

The silver-haired teacher and I looked at each other, and at the same time read the word [panic] in capital letters from the other's face.

...so who is this guy?He sat down directly and was completely confident. He is more familiar than Mr. Sakata!What is the situation to find fault? Could it be that this silver-haired afro borrowed a loan shark outside and then someone came to collect the debt? ? ?

The atmosphere fell into an eerie silence.

There was only the sound of the iron fork of the black-haired boy eating the cake colliding with the porcelain plate. He ordered the special sea salt salty cake of this restaurant, because it was really salty, and there was a scary goldfish printed on the cake, so As a specialty meal, it is not very popular.

"Ah, you don't have to worry about me." He raised his head and said seriously.

How can I not care about it, hey——

I held my forehead and stared at Sakata Yinshi with dead fish eyes: "Anyway, you should find a way to pay first!"

"Me? Yinsang is very poor, classmate Baili, come here."

"No, no, I'm poorer, so you should come, teacher, after all, you are an elder."

"Student Baili, you should respect the old and love the young. When you return to school, I will present you with a five-good student pennant for caring for the orphans and widows!"

"Then when I go back to school, I will jointly report to the school with my classmates from the Academy of Arts and Sciences to commend your outstanding deeds! Print black and white photos and paste them in front of the class. Whenever everyone is tired from studying, they will look up at you at a 45-degree angle to gain strength!"

"...Wait, something is wrong from the back, isn't this a portrait?!"

"Patta——" the boy sitting next to Sakata Yinshi put down the small spoon in his hand with a stern face, looked up at us without saying a word, and then slowly opened his mouth after a long while: "Excuse me, the university in W City Which ones are better?"

"C major and H major."

"That's it, thank you."

"It's alright, it's a job."

There was silence again.

I clutched my head in dismay, and stared fiercely at a certain silver-haired young man opposite me with death-threatening eyes: "Please, teacher, please act quickly, okay? If you really don't have money, can you find someone to transfer the money?"

"No! It's too embarrassing to ask someone to borrow money! Yinsang still wants to save face!"

"...Really." I smiled instead of anger, and squeezed out a kind smile, with a dark background: "Don't I want to lose face? If Zhang Yunmu and the others find out, they will laugh at me for a year, bastard! Especially It's Qi Mu's father, just now I just said that I want to treat a guest, but I turned around and asked him for help, it's too embarrassing! Where did this come from, hey!"

"Who is Qi Mu's father?"

"That's not the point, is it?"

"No! Yinsang wants to know who he is! My intuition tells me that this is a very important person, more useful than the elder NPC!"

"You don't have any money?"

Just when Sakata Gintoki and I glared at each other and were on equal footing, a third person spoke.The expressionless young man put down the cake in his hand, wiped his mouth gracefully with a tissue, and then looked at us with a frown: "Isn't there mobile payment now?"

Although it was very strange for him to ask this way, I still silently covered my face and didn't want to speak.

"That's it...then I'll pay for you."

Is this man God? !

The image of the boy with the paralyzed face instantly became taller in my mind. Even his triangular short eyebrows and inexplicably sharp eyes had a holy light, and the shadows on the eyelids were not so scary anymore.

"Thank you very much. What's your name? Can you leave me a WeChat account? I will return my frozen account to you as soon as it is restored."

He glanced at me, and looked away without emotion: "I am a ghost lamp, don't worry if you pay back the money, anyway, we will meet again in the future."

Uh... How should I put it, I still prefer to repay the loan online. It's really wrong to judge people by their appearance, but do you really want to see this difficult and serious look of yours a second time... I feel like my heart is about to stop.

After leaving these words, the black-haired young man got up and went to the front desk to pay. He straightened the hat he was wearing as he walked. The lowered brim of the hat cast a dark and deep shadow on his face, making this man even more gloomy. up.

"Hey, Sakata-sensei, we've messed with you." I concluded after leaving the dessert shop.

"I'm afraid, the teacher will run very fast." He smiled confidently.

"Who wants you to run fast, shouldn't you protect the weak and helpless me at this time?!"

"The teacher believes that Baili is strong enough to drive the enemy away. You are a good young man who sleeps in KFC and often wanders at night."

"...Hey, hey, it's too much, [often] is too much, this sentence sounds like a sarcasm, are you really praising me?"

"Of course!"

Looking at someone's red pupils, I twitched the corners of my mouth and let out a long sigh, then stood on tiptoe and patted the top of his head helplessly: "Oh, go back, don't be shy."

The young man with natural curly silver hair was stunned for a moment, his pupils shrank suddenly, his eyes flickered, and after wandering for a while, he unnaturally met my gaze, pursed his lips, as if he had made up his mind: "You..."

"?"

Sakata Gintoki didn't blurt out his words, he suddenly saw a person over the girl's back.After meeting the eyes of that person, I really felt a strong sense of oppression and an extremely fierce aura.

He frowned, but soon hooked the corners of his lips, smiled extremely proudly and provocatively, and leaned forward to the side of the black-haired girl's face and said slowly: "Do you know what 831143 means?"

"IFUCK YOU."

"..."

"Forget it." Sakata Gintoki leaned lazily against the wall, his elbows still resting on the girl's shoulders.He shrugged, stared pointlessly at the boy in the distance, and raised his chin slightly as a greeting.

Following his line of sight, he happened to meet the red-haired boy face to face.Akashi Seijuro stood expressionlessly at the school gate, the corners of his lips were slightly bent, and the gaze projected from his red pupils condensed into a piercing light, like a beam of cold light fixed on his face.

I took half a step back, and for some reason, I suddenly felt palpitations.

"It's really scary." Someone exclaimed.

Angry, this guy is absolutely mad at me.

This time, before I could walk over, the young man walked towards this side unhurriedly. The wind and dust rolled up formed a small storm behind him, and his expression was like that of a raper.

...Wait, why use such a metaphor?

The closer the distance, the heavier the dark shadow on the boy's face, and the unhappiness written on his expression is almost overflowing. This is the first time he has shown his mood intuitively. He usually has a more than enough indifferent and powerful expression. attitude.

"Barry."

"……exist."

"How long do you want to play outside?"

It is clearly a declarative sentence, but it has a smell of questioning, and that kind of gloomy atmosphere fills the lines.

"I'm going back right away, and I met the teacher on the way and said something casually." My intuition tells me that I have to go along with the hair at this time, otherwise I may reach a dark ending and die a tragic death.

Then Akashi turned around, nodded slightly to the silver-haired teacher, and said gently and politely: "Hi, Teacher Sakata, it's getting late, she and I will go first."

"Hey, I left so soon, I still have something to say to classmate Xi."

Friend, I don't seem to be that familiar with you. At this time, calling [Classmate Xi] is obviously deliberate. It's not a big deal to watch the excitement.

"I'm sorry, please call me Baili or classmate Baili doesn't accept any nicknames other than these. In addition..." I finished speaking very quickly with a wooden face, and immediately turned to a boy who didn't look at me, and shouted seriously Said: "Xiao Zheng."

Akashi Seijuro was taken aback suddenly, and quickly raised his eyes to look over, the hope and complexity in his eyes had already betrayed him.

"Let's go."

"……Um."