[Comprehensive] Yes, this is a university

Long ago, I had a mysterious obsession with basketball.

Teenagers thinking about playing tennis always flail the yellow ball back and forth, all kinds of dislikes, refusing to let it stay in their place.The teenagers playing basketball are different. They will use all their strength to snatch the ball from others, defend it desperately and run all the way. There is a kind of unexpected contrast.

At the end of the first half, the score was 68:64.

I was basically paddling around the court, running around, occasionally throwing the ball to Akashi.

"Damn, Baili, you are a bit motivated!" Zhang Yun took half a step back while dribbling the ball, raised his hand and dunked a three-pointer, and then looked at me speechlessly, "Just now I said that I would blow us up, but I didn't see you at all. Do your best."

I ran to the opposite basket in small steps with my fish eyes open, and sighed a long time: "Well, since you have said so."

After receiving the ball from my teammate, I tried to take a few shots, and then I slammed around the enemy boy who was blocking me, and said meanly while running: "Hahahahahahahahahaha, you can't defend yourself!" me."

"...You fucking ran over, but you brought the ball with you!"

I staggered, and I lowered my head silently, only to realize that the basketball I was clapping in my hand just now had disappeared.Looking back, I saw boy No. 3 of the white team looking at me with pain in his face, his eyes full of contempt.

The audience fell into an eerie silence.

The brown basketball was lying on the ground not far away. It rolled to the bottom of the basket by itself, and then rolled back to the center of the court silently after hitting the iron frame.

"...Then what, can everyone pretend that you didn't see it?" I raised my hand and suggested very sincerely.

There was silence wherever I looked, and some teammates from the black team even refused to have spiritual communication with me.

A drop of sweat dripped from the corner of Zhang Yunmu's forehead, she silently twitched the corner of her mouth, and said uncertainly: "It was just an accident?"

I nodded desperately.

"Baili, you will only be responsible for passing the ball later." The red-haired boy next to me patted my shoulder calmly. If you ignore the flashing smile on his face, it is really reassuring. .

"Akashi, you just laughed."

"……No."

"What is this weird silence?! You absolutely laughed, I saw all of you and you covered the corners of your mouth with your fists, which is beyond the mark!"

Akashi lowered his arms and shook his head solemnly, putting on a very innocent look, with his red pupils wide open: "No, you read it wrong."

I was wrong!I misread you!Akashi Seijuro, when you cut it, it is blacker than a sunspot, black as a hole in the universe!

Turning around tiredly, I walked to the sideline listlessly with slumped shoulders: "Forget it, apply for a substitution, I will easily hinder my teammates if I stay on top."

Unexpectedly, the head teacher of Class [-] of Classical Literature also had an extremely helpless expression. He shook his head and sighed: "Oh, who told you that you are students who come to study, this competition will be included in your usual grades, and you cannot be replaced temporarily." The lines between the lines are full of complaints, and it can be heard that if possible, he would not want me to continue to play and lose face.

... Teacher, you are really heartbroken.

I clutched my heart, returned to the arena with nothing to love, ran around with the crowd again, and admired the heroic appearance of the boss by the way.

In fact, everyone played well, especially Zhang Yunmu.As a girl, she can keep pace with a group of boys, and even has better jumping ability, grabbing several rebounds alone.

Then looking back at Akashi Seijuro, he obviously didn't use his full strength, his whole body was more than enough, and he didn't sweat much.

Just as I became more and more helpless, I caught a glimpse of the venue next door from the corner of my eye.There is also a competition over there, but the score seems to be one-sided and very dismal.Due to the fact that I was paying more attention to the off-court, when my ears were full of support slogans from Secondary School, I slowly raised my face and stared at Zhang Yun with eyes that were about to suffocate.

"Wow! It really is a basketball court that disappeared!"

"What, the shattered Chacha she used last time was cool!"

"Look, this time it's Zhang Yun's self-innovated move, the eyebrow field! Whenever she raises her eyebrows, the pass will automatically fall into her hands, as if being sucked in!"

Ah, my mood is extremely complicated at the moment.

What the hell is the disappearing basketball court? !And the word [Sure enough] is a bit subtle. I said, have you ever seen a teammate whose basketball hoop disappeared and the pass disappeared before?

And that [Shattered Chacha] please explain clearly!Don't let others mistakenly think that we are plagiarizing the tennis minister of a local tyrant corps who is currently studying in college. If the copyright is investigated, we can sue us for infringement. Hey——

In the end, the eyebrow field is really awesome. I feel scared when I hear it, and I want to leave here in a minute.What kind of eyebrows can summon basketball and have its own attractiveness?Uncle Newton is about to cry, and he can't even hold down the coffin boards!Besides, I said that it is a newly created move, it is the first time you have seen it, how can you understand it so clearly, on-site editor?Read the script?Is it really a man to blurt out the name of the move? !

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I want to take back my preface, the killer tennis I saw in junior high school, and the magic basketball I met in college, these two sports have disappeared from my dictionary over time.

All the cute contrasts are deceiving.Sure enough, all the athletic teenagers in the world have superpowers, and things like destroying the world are easy to do!

"Akashi."

"Ok?"

Taking advantage of TIMEOUT, I sat on the sidelines and stared at someone with a full face: "You don't have a name for a second-level move like [God's Eye] [Human Collapse]..."

He was uncommonly silent.

... There really are, I say!What the hell is going on with you people, I really want to call the police! ! !

"Next door is the second class of fine arts."

This guy actually changed the subject abruptly, with a childish willfulness on his face, and turned his head calmly to avoid the oncoming sight.

A row of black lines appeared on my forehead, I looked away cooperatively, and nodded: "Well, it's a competition with [Special Energy Engineering and Pyrotechnics Class]."

However, the score gap is too big, it can be said that they were hanged.

123:12

Dismal and fantastic numbers.

"It looks like the score was made on purpose." Zhang Yunmu stood beside the stone bench on the right with his arms folded, with a serious expression on his face.

I followed her gaze and noticed that the group of the second class of fine arts at the end stood still, staring blankly at the opponent's goal, their eyes were blank, and they completely lost the will to resist.

competition is over.

"It's really useless."

"Tch, it's true that art students are like this. They just sit around all day, and with a score of more than 300, they can be admitted to any university."

"All those with poor grades but well-to-do families are here."

"I guess I bought it, it's so easy."

"To be honest, I look down on this kind of lazy and lazy people the most."

I could hear the discussion of the class next door through a layer of barbed wire. I frowned, turned my head slightly, and saw that many students had gathered around to watch the game.They gathered together in twos and threes, whispering and discussing, their eyes filled with approval for such remarks.

H University is one of the top universities in the country, and most of its majors are science and engineering.There are very few art students, only students majoring in fine arts are recruited, and the requirement for their cultural subjects is as high as 550.

Sure enough, before I reached out to grab Zhang Yunmu, she grabbed the iron net in the middle, turned over three times, five times and two times, and rushed directly into the students of the special smoking class regardless of everyone's eyes.

"What did you just say? Can you say it again?"

The boy who was caught by the collar was a little cowardly at first, he took a step back and looked at her in horror.But after the initial surprise, he opened his mouth not to be outdone and shouted, "Ah? Didn't you hear, I just said that art students are all female cousins ​​with poor grades!"

Terrible.

I turned my face and glanced at Akashi, nodded to him very quickly, and then quickly climbed over the barbed wire fence, and landed on the opposite field amidst the exclamation of a thousand people.

Surrounded by the crowd, Zhang Yunmu was already trembling with anger. She directly raised her fists in the air, sparks shot from her eyes, and her anger reached its peak.

"Wait!" I grabbed her wrist and said slowly, "Calm down."

"Baili! They say that we all study art..."

Patting her on the shoulder reassuringly, I took two steps forward to block the brown-haired girl, and looked at the students in the special smoking class around me with dead fish eyes: "Excuse me...who said that just now?" ?”

"It's me, what, how?" A boy with a flat hair cut refused to admit defeat, his stubborn face was full of contempt, "Originally learning art is some swanky and showy, and I recognized a A bunch of godfathers."

"He's right!"

"We just look down on art students!"

"There is nothing good about these art students!"

"Didn't you pass the college entrance examination? You got into H University after spending thousands or tens of thousands of dollars to find your godfather."

"I studied violin for two years in elementary school. If I pass the art test, I can choose any conservatory."

"I really don't understand why they let us play ball games with them, and the price drops."

"In the future, let's go to the overpass to sell paintings, the kind for five yuan a piece."

I looked around with drooping dead fish eyes, and found an old golf club thrown by someone who didn't know, so I bent down to pick it up and weighed it for a while.Then it slammed into the basketball hoop, sending out a deafening echo.

Suddenly everyone fell silent.

Throwing away the cue, I pointed at Zhang Yunmu and said, "This guy scored 658 in the liberal arts college entrance examination, ranking first in the province."

No one spoke.

"I started to learn painting in the third grade of elementary school, 20 sketches, 5 sketches and 3 watercolors every day."

I raised my eyes straight to the boy just now, waved my arm, and pointed to the art students outside the venue: "They draw until three o'clock in the morning every day, have gone through the winter art test, queued for ten hours, and carried twenty With a lot of tools, I got my whole body covered in paint, and I walked back to the dormitory on the moon and stars, and I didn’t even have time to take a shower.”

A few boys seemed to want to refute something, but I interrupted mercilessly: "Do you know what art is? It originated in the late Paleolithic age and has existed for more than 1 years. 1 years, how can you Why do you look down on them? Have you ever known what they majored in? Have you seen the paintings they draw? If they are not good, it is sick to recruit them! When you graduate, don’t you want to tell other people? , all the majors in our school are super strong, and the reason why I chose the special tobacco major is just because I like it, wouldn't it be cooler to say that?!"

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A group fight came quickly and ended quickly.

Most of them are freshmen, eighteen or nineteen-year-olds, and there is no deep hatred.

Zhang Yunmu happily pulled me back to the court, changed his angry look just now, and even slapped my waist with his elbow, with a teasing look: "Hey hey."

"What are you doing?" I asked warily.

"I didn't expect you, Baili, to admire our art students so much, hahahahaha."

I ignored her, sat down in the rest area again, picked up the mineral water and poured it tiredly.When he was almost done drinking, Akashi suddenly uttered a voice, his tone was ordinary, and he seemed to be stating a very ordinary thing: "Baili... this bottle is mine."

"puff--"

No wonder I said why the water level is not right, who the hell would put the mineral water they drank by the hand and pretend not to see it? !