[Comprehensive] Yes, this is a university

In the early morning of the [-]th, the returned roommates were dragged out of the bed, followed by torture, and received re-education one by one with sleepy eyes.

"It's still more than an hour before the assembly time, hey——" I was pressed on the seat forcibly, I couldn't even open my eyes, and I looked like I was completely giving up and letting go.

Miss Xiao Sa pinched her chin and looked me up and down carefully, and after holding back for a long time, she squeezed out a few words: "Well, it's a bit embarrassing."

...How did you talk, even though you just woke up and didn't brush your teeth or wash your face, your eyes are covered with eye feces and your face is greasy, but you can't comment on your roommate like this, you bastard!

Trying hard to restrain my urge to yawn, I slumped lazily on the reclining chair. I was stunned by a few girls and froze. I waved my hand casually: "Call me at seven o'clock after a while..." Finished speaking Head tilted and groggy like a dead pig.

The room was silent.

The rest of the people looked at me and I looked at you, and at the same time found the emotion of hating iron but not steel in the eyes of the other party.

So, at [-]:[-], I was woken up by several people taking turns bombing me to take a shower, my bangs were blown, my eyes were staring straight at dead fish eyes, and a balloon was stuffed in my hand.

"Take it, let's give you a farewell gift."

I looked down at my hands in a daze, then raised my eyes to stare at Ms. Lin Qingxian's face. After a while, I sighed in a straight tone, "Ah, why did a man come in at 345?"

Lin·Stylish Man·345·Junmei·Qingxian: ...Believe it or not, I will blow your dog's head off? !

Seeing several huge intersections above someone's head, I blinked in confusion, and it took me a long time to react, coughing twice to change the subject: "I don't know if it's because summer is coming, I found my bones hurt in the morning Symptoms have been reduced a lot, blood flow is better, appetite has improved, and I can run faster."

Zhang JJ acted as a peacemaker: "Really? That's great, Baili, take a few steps to show us?"

"it is good."

I put on my shoes and ran away without a trace.

Lin Qingxian put her hands on her hips: "..."

Because I was too sleepy, I didn't even know how to get to the school gate, I just remembered that I ran straight from the third building to the school gate in a short time, and quickly turned in by pulling the school bus window.

Then I happened to meet the speechless eyes of a certain leading teacher.

I patted him on the shoulder very naturally: "Good morning, teacher, I'm here to sleep, bah, I'm here to report."

Sakata Gintoki:  …

There were still four or ten minutes left, and there was no one in the car, so he acquiesced in the girl's action of taking a nap by the car window, and just as someone ticked off the form column in his hand, he heard a loud bang, It was probably the sound of something hitting glass.

As soon as the silver-haired teacher with natural curly hair looked up, he saw the black-haired female student sitting in front of him covering her forehead and looking around blankly.

... It's only been 30 seconds and you're fucking falling asleep again?pig? !The Spring Festival Gala is not as fast as you!

Before he finished complaining, he saw the black-haired girl in the front seat slowly lowering her head again, her long black hair slid down in front of her body, revealing her white neck, with a few bristles sticking up from the top of her fluffy hair, her body was out of control tilted to the left—

Subconsciously, the silver-haired young man straightened his arms and passed through the gap between the window and the seat, leaning the back of his hand on the glass with the palm facing inward, and quickly protected the black-haired girl's head, avoiding a secondary collision.

The fleshy cheeks were warm, and a few strands of black hair were rubbed against the palm of his hand.

"Wait, what is this stupid girl holding in her hand?!"

……

When I woke up faintly again, when I opened my eyes, I saw the thin chin of the boy above, and the sharp-edged cheeks looked unexpectedly fresh from this angle... Wait, why is the upper body completely lying on other people's legs? !How on earth did you sleep like this...

After realizing that I was in a shameful knee pillow position, I became more and more stiff, and leaned against the original position with my face sideways motionless, breathing carefully, and my eyes moved furtively to the sky.

The red-haired boy was leaning on the back of the chair in a daze. He turned his head and looked casually at the tree shadow outside the window, with one hand resting by the window, showing a rare soft and calm expression.The bangs became longer and fell in front of the eyebrows, and the golden sunlight was reflected in the pupils, which were darker than the hair color.

Then, he slowly, slowly lowered his head, looked into my eyes and smiled slightly: "Are you awake?"

"I, I can explain and explain!"

The boy raised his eyebrows, changed his posture, and rested his chin with his left hand: "Huh? But just now Baili hugged my leg tightly and didn't let go."

...Shock, shock!

"It must be because I haven't eaten! I'm so hungry!" A fierce boy jumped up from the person and hugged the armrest of the seat next to him. I had a bitter face and tried to find a reason for myself.

Who knew that Akashi smiled even more happily, with bright eyes and bright teeth, his whole body was shining.He took a cup of hot porridge from the hook in front of him, passed it to the side, and stuffed it into my hand.

"Breakfast," he said.

Just when I was stunned and at a loss, the silver-haired teacher standing at the front of the car suddenly yelled with a loudspeaker: "Students, wake up, we are going to H University later, everyone check it out." Have you brought all your belongings, and don’t leave your student ID card and ID card in the car.”

I held the porridge and looked like a dead fish: "Why is he acting like a tourist group?"

"Then here is a cardboard box, each person draws a card, and the same color is a group."

Speaking of Sakata Yinshi, he carried a big red box used for the supermarket's event lottery draw and walked to the students one by one. Then I remembered that I hadn't seen Wuyue. I turned my head and looked around for a long time, and finally stood in the fifth row on the right. The window saw a tinge of pink, as if he was sitting with Sakamoto.

"Hurry up, Yinsang's hands are sore, why don't I help you—"

"and many more."

Righteousness and words refused the silver-haired teacher's help. I stood up and rubbed my hands. I practiced and muttered words. Finally, under the eyes of a car of mentally retarded people, I turned around in a circle and fished out a lot. .

yellow.

Same as Kazumo Akashi.

Don't be too coincidental, let me feel that there are bugs in this world.

The young man leaned against the window and smiled, holding a bamboo stick between his slender finger bones and shaking it at me, his gentle smile deepened, and he was a completely different person from the previous few days.

"Well, everyone has finished drawing now. Then what I want to announce next is the key point. Please open the notice I just sent."

[1. Determine the team name and captain of each team.

2. The initial team members will be replaced after ten days, and the method is to be notified.

3. The two people in the team are divided into grades based on the level of credits, and the higher one has the right to control and can choose whether to abandon or replace teammates.

4. The lecture time of the five teams is staggered from each other. Two people in each team have the same course, and there will be an inspection after the study.

5. All scoring or deduction points and bonus items are listed on the back of the page.

6. A team member has only one chance to be replaced. After being abandoned by the captain, the team temporarily enters the standby state, and the credits drop to zero again. 】

After seeing the third item, the corners of my eyes twitched, I glanced uncertainly at the boy next to me, I poked the straw into the porridge, and said weakly in a voice that didn't match the action: "Akashi, it's important not to abandon your teammates." A virtue."

"What if we become rivals later?" He just wanted to tease her.

"Wow, you are really willing to do black hands." I slapped my thigh exaggeratedly.

Why did it become a black hand... Akashi Seijuro looked at the drama girl in front of him, and lowered his eyes for a while, "Reluctant."

"Then I will try my best not to drag you back!"

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When the school bus rushed into the gate of H, I even opened the window to see that there were already people doing morning exercises on the playground and basketball court.The uncle driver drifted and blocked the main entrance of the tennis court. He drove us out of the car like ducks, and turned around and drove away.

The tennis court is very lively, with yellow balls piled up all over the floor, and many people are running around the court. I stood there and looked at the crowd of running figures, but I saw someone rushing towards me from a long distance. It was a cloud of flying dust, extremely fast.

My mouth grew bigger and bigger, and finally my jaw was about to fall to the ground, and my eyes almost protruded: "Zhang Yunmu?!!!"

The short-haired girl was like a little lion, her hair was disheveled, and her bangs were lifted to reveal her bare forehead. Because she ran too fast, only an afterimage was left.

I lost my ability to speak, and watched this guy rush over blankly. On the way, I knocked over the green garbage bin next to the tennis court, and the soy milk cups and breakfast bags thrown in it were scattered all over the floor.

"Baili—"

She was smiling and waving as she ran.

I:"……"

Friends, everyone in the audience is watching you, don't come here!Fuck there's a garbage bag stuck under your shoe and running over, don't climb the iron gate my god...ah, Fatty, fattie showed a yellow duckling...Help, why on earth are you running in a skirt? Stop! ! !

Under my WTF-looking gaze, the girl barely stopped the car, made a beautiful feint, separated her legs into a lunge, backflipped, turned around, stopped, perfect, perfect.

"Oh—" I applauded with a wooden face.

"Baili, you finally arrived at our stronghold hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha." Laughing wildly with one hand on his hips, he wrapped his elbows around my neck and looked up at the sky, "The next step is to start our journey, don't explain, hurry up Ship! Sha Klokowski is waiting for us!"

Who is Sha Klokowski? !

Before he had time to complain about this guy, he heard a thunder on the ground, and the roar resounded through the tennis court: "Zhang Yunmu, get me back and run!!!"

"Ah, Baili, I'm leaving first, and I'll come back to you later!" The girl quickly let go of me, climbed up the barbed wire fence, quickly turned over and jumped on the other side of the field, and rushed into the morning run again in the ranks.

The brown-haired teenagers running side by side on the right seemed to glance at her lightly, and said something, pushed his glasses, and looked at me with a paralyzed face.

It seems to be the male protagonist in the previous follow-up video.

After this series of emergencies ended, the bewildered people returned to their normal state one after another, standing scattered in front of the sandpit waiting for the notification.

"Xi Jiang! Is that girl just now your friend?"

I nodded: "Well, a high school classmate."

"The relationship is very good."

"Yeah, friend of the second class." I squatted down and picked up a twig, and scribbled on the sand in every possible way.

Wuyue bent down to watch me toss the sand indiscriminately.

The branches crooked and twisted uncontrollably, drawing a circle on the sand surface and a long stick underneath, and a straight horizontal line under the stick, and then drawing the same symmetrical pattern on the right, and finally on the The bottom is connected to describe a pointed chin.

"What's this? Lollipop Alien?"

I shook my hand, twitched the corners of my mouth, smiled helplessly, threw away the branch, and held my chin in a daze.Then when the left side went dark, a person squatted beside him, picked up the thin branches with his slender fingers, and looked at them casually.

I turned my head and looked at him, but didn't speak.

"What did you draw?"

"people."

"Eh."

Akashi Seijuro didn't ask any further questions, even if he squatted down, he made it feel elegant, the white shirt was spotless, the sleeves were slightly rolled up twice, and the white arms were long and thin.He tilted his head to look at the four images I made, and he drew a few lines on the sand childishly with a branch.

I looked at him with my chin up, the soft and beautiful profile of the face, the drooping eyelids and the long eyelashes looked good, and the expression was calm and indifferent, as if I was not doing nothing by the sandpit, but sitting in a coffee shop Read French classics quietly.

"Assemble assemble!!!"

The red-haired boy put down the brown and black branches like putting down a pen. He stood up and looked at me condescendingly, his bright red eyes shining brightly in the thin sunlight.

"Let's go."

"Ah."

I also stood up, lowered my head casually, and saw the few strokes that Akashi had just drawn on the sand, which looked like a "Xi".

The author has something to say:

Before, a girl said that she wanted to become outstanding and wanted to read more books, but she didn’t know what genres to read. Although I didn’t read a lot, I didn’t have the confidence to say that I was very educated, but I learned how to write and direct, at least many excellent books and movies are still good. Knowing a lot, here is a wave of recommendations for everyone.

1. Novels and masterpieces.

Girls who watch Zongman don’t say they like Japanese culture, but at least they don’t hate it.

【Detective Reasoning Authors】 Edogawa Ranpo, Higashino Keigo, Yamaguchi Masaya, Ayatsuji Koto, Isaka Kotaro, Minato Kanae, Michio Hidesuke, Arisugawa Yusu, Shimada Shoji, Miyabe Miyuki...

My favorite is "White Night" by Keigo Higashino, and I have read it at least five times.Other people's books are also great, such as Masaya Yamaguchi's "Death of the Dead" and Miyuki Miyabe's "Train" and so on.

【Literature】Kawabata Yasunari, Mishima Yukio

These two are my favorite Japanese authors.

Kawabata Yasunari's "Snow Country", "Ancient Capital", "Station in the Shower" and so on, his writing is so beautiful, just looking at it will hold your breath, and it also feels desolate and sad.

Yukio Mishima is also one of the best among us. The description is too delicate, and the amount of emotion and knowledge is among the best. His "Spring Snow" is my favorite book, and I have read it seven times.

His Sea of ​​Abundance tetralogy - "Spring Snow", "Running Horse", "Dawn Temple" and "Five Decays of Heaven and Man" are simply the pinnacle of romance, aestheticism and classicism at that time.

[Ghosts and Monsters] This kind is what girls who like ghosts and monsters like to watch, such as Kyogoku Natsuhiko, who has several "Hundred Ghosts at Night", as well as "The Box of Monsters" and so on.There are also "Onmyoji" and "Legend of the Demon Cat" by Dream Pillow Tapir.

【the remaining】

The most representative Murasaki Shikibu "The Tale of Genji"

Natsume Soseki's prose collection or his "I am a cat"

Osamu Dazai "No Longer Human"

Tanizaki Junichiro "Thin Snow" "Praise of Shadows"

Haruki Murakami "Norwegian Wood"

There are some other masterpieces that will not be listed one by one.

1.5. Other than Japan

The Lover Marguerite Duras

"Wuthering Heights"

"A Hundred Years of Solitude"

"Notre Dame"

"With the wind"

I don't know much about foreign classics.

Chinese Mo Yan, San Mao, Yu Hua, Wang Meng, Zhang Ailing, Jia Pingwa, Bei Dao, Lu Xun, Xiao Hong and so on.

"Alive" "The Seventh Day" Yu Hua

"Farewell My Concubine" Li Bihua

"Rouge Buckle"

"Red Rose and White Rose"

and many more

Believe me, watching less "Little Times" and Guo Jingming, watching less entertaining TV series will make you more connotative.

2. Movies

Japanese movie, my favorite "Love Letter"

And "The Undertaker"

"Rashomon"

"Confession"

Chinese film

"Lust, Caution" PS: The teacher told us more than a dozen times, it is a very good movie.

"Farewell My Concubine"

"Alive"

"Sunny Day"

"17-year-old bicycle"

"Peacock"

"The Old Man in the Mountains and Rivers"

"Brokeback Mountain"

"Wedding Banquet"

"Diet men and women"

"My Father and Mother"

"Secret Love Peach Blossom Spring"

"The Fantasy Drifting of the Youth Pie"

"Guling Street Teenage Murder Case"

"Chongqing Forest"

"Fang Hua"

and many more

Directors: Ang Lee, Jia Zhangke, Chen Kaige, Gu Changwei, Chen Kexin, etc.

Foreign Films

"Sea Pianist"

"Forrest Gump"

"Slumdog Millionaire"

"Casablanca"

Schindler List

"The Grand Budapest Hotel"

"The Shawshank Redemption"

"This Killer Is Not Too Cold"

"godfather"

"boxing Club"

I am currently watching Haruki Murakami's "Assassination of the Knight Commander" and Keigo Higashino's "The Man Who Made the Rainbow".

that's all.