[Comprehensive] Yes, this is a university

Recently, the three people in dormitory 345 are losing weight——

I, Miss Xiaosa, Wen Xuan.

Our goal is: 90 catties!

"My mother, Baili, the ketchup you added...is it still for people to eat?!"

"What happened to my ketchup!"

"Look for yourself, there is a full 2580KJ—"

"..."

Obviously tomato sauce is the best seasoning in the world!No objection option!Rebuttal not accepted!

Although the three of us are not too fat, but as a young girl in the new era, it is also very important to have a figure that can wear a small skirt and a sleeveless vest at any time.

Saturday afternoons are always peaceful and serene. There are no classes, no messy things, and no troublemakers.

I decided to catch up on sleep.

"...a pig?!" Miss Xiao Sa pointed at me with a spoon in disbelief, as if she had done something outrageous.

Only people who don't know how to rest would say such a thing.I slowly climbed to the top bunk, rolled up the quilt, turned off the bedside lamp, and fell asleep quickly within 3 minutes.

At first, I just felt very sleepy, and then colorful light spots appeared in the dark eyes.The memories that came to me through association turned into countless golden bubbles, and when the wind blew, they flew up one after another under the sun and shattered one after another.

It's just a dream.

Large areas of sunflower seedlings finally moved into view, and even the shadows of the buildings were clearly visible.The only peach blossom tree in the courtyard was in bloom. It was March and April every year. The grass and trees were not so lush, but greenness still appeared on the branches, and the breath of Wo Ruo rushed over.

The flowers are plain white, only the clusters of buds are pink, and the star-shaped stamens are tea-red, like the stitches in the middle of a button, tied tightly together.Blooming on the simple black branches, it looks like pure white. The pink and tender shells live on the rocks without any gaps. The first thing to blow the wind is the lower branches. Also swaying violently.

At this time, the boy was about five or six years old, and his rose-colored hair and immature fair face made him look very cute.

"Xiaozheng!"

The black-haired girl who was smirking through the bars stretched out her hand to this side, her crescent-shaped eyes and baby's fat cheeks completely showed the appearance she should have at this age.

It's a pity that layers of iron railings blocked the view between the two. From the boy's point of view, the little girl's face was completely divided into several parts by the cold steel bars. temperature.

His hand holding the window frame tightened suddenly, his fingertips turned white, his expression was bright and gloomy at times, and his ivory-carved doll-like profile had vaguely grown up.

"Yeah." After a while, he responded slowly.

With braids and no make-up on her face, the girl desperately waved at him and smiled innocently: "What is it today? "Violin Concerto in D Major"? Tchaikovsky's?"

Xiaozheng is smarter than anyone in the class, more independent than anyone else, never keeps company with others, and exudes a unique aura by himself, as if he is the only human being mixed into a herd of beasts.There was nothing he couldn't do, and he never felt pain or trouble.

Well, this is what many students think.

However, she felt that Xiaozheng was just a kind and gentle boy who was cold on the outside and hot on the inside.

"Did you eat?"

"Not yet. Today is the wedding anniversary of my aunt's family. They went out."

The silver sun sprinkled between the buildings.

The boy raised his face, the sun was shining, he blinked, and looked at the sun again.The light does not shine down directly, but slant down from the gap in the treetops, like a hazy silhouette.

The little girl called him the wrong name the first time she saw him, but it didn't matter.

"Hey--"

"what happened?"

"Did you know that there are many cherry blossoms in W City at this time of year?"

"Eh?"

"If I go to school in the future, I will definitely go there."

"Is it because Auntie likes cherry blossoms?"

"..." The boy was silent for a moment.

"Then I'll go too." The little girl held the iron railing of the window, her black eyes were shining, as if she was talking about something far away.

Mistakes are not much different from lying. Saying a good place but not coming is just a means. Subtle lies are infinitely close to mistakes.

So what if the boy later lost his dearest mother?So what if she is a broom star with a disaster physique and is thrown around by her relatives?How about he brought up the Age of Miracles with his rationality and calmness?So what if he grew up deformed and was forced to suffer separation?It's not been more than ten years since the window was empty, and the army of young and old roared and rolled through the middle. She didn't even remember that she had such an agreement with a liar.

That's why he wants to pick up everything he sees, and firmly stops people or things around him, even if the blooming fruit is about to rot, and the time to stay is only one season, he still holds hands tightly, so stingy that he doesn't want to let go .

Therefore, the great wave of justice combined with the position of the protagonist to slap the young man on the wall, simply destroying his moldy wish, depriving countless dreams that he insisted on day and night, destroying the road of mayhem that was delusional to turn the tide, leaving behind Write a chapter of victory.

No one was around either.

When the summer sun savagely sent someone to the corner of his eyes again, the silvery moonlight jumped briskly from one head to the tip of the hair, and the youthful time rushed towards his face, as bright and clear as a knife placed on crystal ice.

The familiar sound of cracking ice sounded from the depths of the frozen and snow-covered earth, the stars receded into the distance and faded away, the cold lights reflected on the face of the black-haired girl, and the melting snow dripped from the downspout to her feet, the night sky was getting farther and farther away, The moon falls on my heart with unreal speed——

The young man stopped in his tracks and suddenly saw someone's face, the young girl stood in a certain alley for a long time, and the whole world suddenly fell silent.

"My name is Bailixi, how about you, classmate?"

It's just a scene, a strange and familiar ending.

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My head almost exploded after taking a nap.

It's like being taken turns by hundreds of people, it's cool for others and hard for yourself.

"Wow, Baili, your look is amazing!"

"Hahahaha! Take a picture and post it on Weibo!"

I poked my head out of the bed curtain blankly with my fried bangs on my head, yawning and dazed with dead fish eyes.Before he had time to say anything, several roommates snapped him with their mobile phones.

"Please put mosaic boots on my face—"

Qing shook his phone contentedly, shook his head and lamented: "Oh, you are the one in the picture, how could it be possible to make a mosaic, dreaming friend?"

"For details about the face, please refer to the campus website."

"..." What did I do wrong? ! !

"By the way, Baili, what are you dreaming about?"

"what?"

"I've been talking in my sleep on it."

"me?"

"Nonsense, you are the only one asleep in the entire dormitory 345, who would take a nap at three o'clock in the afternoon!"

"Where is Zhang JJ?"

"I went on a date with my boyfriend... No, wait, the topic just went off the rails, did you guys cheat on some boy's feelings and dump him? That's why you kept shouting [sorry] [I will change it ]???"

"...Why do you use such a tone of mocking a scumbag? Do I look like this kind of person?"

"Ah."

……

Come on, it doesn't matter if this friend doesn't do it.

As for what kind of dream I had, I won't mention it for the time being, but one thing is certain, that is, I must have forgotten something very important.

[Brother Lu's little wife: Dad!

Master of Coffee Jelly:  …

Lord of Coffee Jelly: I don't have a daughter like you

Brother Lu's little wife: ...

Brother Lu's little wife: Qi Mu!

Master of Coffee Jelly: What's up

Brother Lu's little wife: how to cure amnesia!

The Lord of Coffee Jelly: Lenovo and Memories, by the way, see the forgotten people or things

Brother Lu's little wife: OK, I know——

Master of Coffee Jelly: ...? ? ? 】

Closing the phone, I put on my coat, casually put on a pair of jeans, and rushed out of the bedroom, planning to go to the fruit shop first.

Unexpectedly, just after leaving the third building, I saw Zhang JJ and her boyfriend who were dating on the playground. The two sat together back to back, basking in the sun, very greasy.

I:"……"

Seeing me, this girl waved happily: "Hey, Baili, the new look is not bad!"

"..." Those guys really uploaded the photos? !

"Have a haircut or a perm?"

"……goodbye."

I don't have roommates like you!

Speaking of which, C University is really peaceful on weekends. You can see young couples walking hand in hand everywhere, such as the couple walking in front. The big red polka-dot bow on the top of the girl’s hair is bouncing and bouncing, and the long orange hair is also hopping. With the pace of walking on his shoulders, there is still the cutest height difference with the black-haired boy on the right.

Hmm, a little familiar.

[Aoki: Baili! ! !

Brother Lu's little wife: What's the matter?

Aoki: Follow-up video.rmvb]

Why did you suddenly send a video?What is this guy selling? ?

I opened it for no apparent reason, and there was a crazy laugh at the beginning, with a dark background picture, the voice was very familiar, and it was Zhang Yunmu himself.

... What is she going to do? !

[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]

[Look at this guy is really funny]

[The mantra is actually don’t be careless on the ground]

[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]

Then the whole picture brightened up. The young man in the mirror had chestnut brown hair, his resolute brown eyes revealed a sense of helplessness, his pursed lips curved downward, and his glasses shone slightly.

[Don't shoot me]

[Zhang Yunmu]

Saying so, he went to block the camera with his palm.

After shaking for a long time, the person who took the video probably hid, and then the screen began to shake frequently, and while shaking, there was a rampant laughter——

[Ha ha ha ha ha]

［Are you sure?］

[Are you a sophomore?]

...Zhang Yunmu, are you and this classmate joining forces to make me laugh?What is your position on saying that other people are secondary? !What do you think you don't have a B number? ? ?

I opened my mouth and fell into silence, only to see that the short video was about to come to an end, the main character was suddenly held down by someone, and then I heard the girl laughing loudly and arrogantly——

[Give this bloody vegetable juice to your ministers]

[Yes yes yes all]

[See if he dares to punish me for running in the future]

Black screen.

After watching the entire video clip, I quickly covered my face and squatted on the side of the road in despair to grab the ground with my head.

Zhang Yunmu, oh Zhang Yunmu, I want to know what you did to them, how did you make it look like school bullying? !It seems that someone asked you to run around and then you were given some kind of APTX drug?Is it all right? Is this boy really not going to suddenly shrink back to childhood? !Shouldn't I have to go to the police station to see you in the future?

To be honest, I am very happy about the future trip to H University.

The author has something to say:

I find myself becoming more and more like a small advertiser

……

I didn't plan to build a group at first, but then I thought about what if a girl wants to come and have some in-depth exchanges with me.

The group number is on the copy

Urgent need for art talents

Urgently need animation masters to teach me not to write male gods astray

Urgently need all kinds of girls

[Speaking of which this chapter keeps being locked, my heart is so tired]