[Comprehensive] Yes, this is a university

My name is Bailixi, and I'm a freshman in W City.To be honest, the self-introduction at the beginning of each time is really long-winded, can you stop playing this trick next time?

Just after the opening ceremony and military training, we ushered in our future class schedule. Except for the more classes on Monday, there is plenty of free time for the rest.

I rubbed my chin to express my satisfaction, and I would be happier if I didn't have self-study in the morning and evening.

To sum up, there are only a few courses such as physical education, English, thinking and repair, general introduction, basic writing, and mental health.Maybe it's because we are still freshmen, but no matter what, such a leisurely schedule can completely motivate me to do things in the dormitory every day.

The mere reason not to study math was enough for me to set off hundreds of fireworks to celebrate, and God knows I threw away everything related to math the moment I graduated high school.You can say goodbye to mathematics forever.doge

Then I haven't decided on the electives for the physical education class in the afternoon. It seems that there are badminton, volleyball, basketball, tennis and... aerobics? ?

Hey, what the hell is that last one? I said——

Aerobics or something, I passed the first one. Can you imagine me wearing a tights and doing shameful moves in the gym all day long? It's a nightmare.

I shook my head violently, touched the goosebumps on my arms, and decisively set my sights on the second candidate... Pooh candidate ball.

The tennis column on the form was circled by me with a black signature pen, and its words can be considered.Anyway, I would never choose basketball. Don’t even think about it. The magical passing I saw on the playground before is enough. I don’t want to see it again in my life.

"Hey, hundreds of miles!"

I heard the sound and looked up from the pile of A4 papers on the table, looking at Wen Xuan at the door of the dormitory: "What's wrong?"

"It is said that the Q High School tennis team in the city center made a big hole in the auditorium during the match. It's scary."

My originally indifferent expression gradually began to crack, expanding from the center to the outside, shattering in a reticulate pattern.The right hand holding the pen exerted a sudden force, and quickly and decisively hit a huge black cross on the tennis column.

Just kidding, although I don't know if I'm crazy or the world is crazy, but the little elf tennis doesn't matter.Besides, the physical education teacher once said that the badminton and tennis balls used in class have to be bought by oneself. Instead of saving money to buy a broken ball, it is better to save money and order takeaway.

That leaves only one last sport.

That's right, it's you, come on volleyball!

"Hmm huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh! Who else!!!"

Volleyball is indeed the safest, cheapest and best-to-learn sport in the world, I thought so, and laughed wildly.

……

After waking up in the afternoon, it was time for physical education class. While trying to put on a T-shirt on my body, I stretched my head out from the inside: "Oh, that's right, Qingxian."

"Ok?"

"How about we raise a fish in the dormitory?"

"Fish?" Lin Xiaosa was putting a contact lens on her left eye, and she looked at the mirror without squinting, and her movements were very skillful.

By the way, I put on my black sweatpants, and quickly put on my sneakers: "That's right, why don't you go to the city center to buy a few goldfish and raise them?"

Wen Xuan on the side immediately turned to me after hearing the words: "Then what are you going to do when you take the subway? Carrying a plastic bag of goldfish through the security check, I'm afraid it won't work." She was probably wearing lipstick, and her lips were beautifully colored.

Oh too.

I frowned, shook my head, and clicked twice.

"You can put the goldfish in a mineral water bottle, take a sip when you go through the security check, wrap the fish in your mouth, and spit it out after passing through."

……

I silently looked at the handsome lady who was holding the cabinet and couldn't stop laughing, thinking how could I have such a roommate.

Jingjin didn't laugh like a dog like the two of them. Touching the blond hair behind her, she told me seriously: "Let's shop online."

Ugh.

Tell me so solemnly that I want to buy goldfish online, what should I say.

"Hahaha, then she still needs to buy a fish tank, a pump, and fish feed..." Miss Xiao Sa hammered the table and laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten up.

Come on, I still buy a pot of prickly pear, and if I quarrel with this idiot in the future, I will use this ball to smash her to death.



At two o'clock in the afternoon—

The appearance is very similar to the inside of the Water Cube with red paint.

"Very good! Everyone is on time today! You know, physical education class also pays great attention to credits." The physical education teacher stood in front of him with his arms folded in satisfaction, and opposite him sat teachers from senior management, petroleum, and Yichuan. A freshman team composed of several majors.

I sat on the floor of the museum and yawned furtively, with tears streaming from the corners of my eyes: "He has so many opening remarks every time."

"Since table tennis and football will be offered in the next semester, there are only these five events this year. Then, students who choose aerobics will follow this teacher—" I saw a pretty female teacher standing on the left side of the basketball hoop, accompanied by the introduction A group of people ran over there all at once, and there were many teenagers among them.

"Tennis and badminton are over there—" the physical education teacher waved his hand, and immediately another group of people rushed forward.

"Basketball is the teacher—" He casually pointed to the burly young man standing directly under the basketball hoop.This is really a catastrophe, I stared at the dead fish and watched Wen Xuan and Miss Xiao Sa also swarmed to the basketball site.

"Finally." The physical education teacher standing in front of me raised his chin triumphantly, "I am the one who teaches volleyball."

Oh.

He is the leader of all the teachers, and he is also the volleyball teacher.I looked back at the few volleyball teams behind me, twitching the corners of my mouth and putting on a loveless face.

About 50 people choose basketball, tennis and badminton as above, and more aerobics.Only volleyball has less than 20 people, standing in two small rows desolately.

Ok.

Before class, I began to feel that our country's volleyball has no future.

"what."

I raised my head and silently glanced at the boy beside me who was sighing softly, staring at his gradation pupils and chocolate middle part for a while, only then remembered that he seemed to be the one I met in the school infirmary last time The god man.

what do you say that is?

I couldn't remember the name for a while, I could only smile awkwardly, and nodded politely at him.Immediately, he turned his head and stepped quickly into the queue behind, just behind a black-haired boy.

Before I could breathe a sigh of relief, the boy turned his face to the side and put his fingers on the black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose mysteriously. There was a small tear mole in the corner of his eye.

Very familiar.

Damn, I've fallen to the point where I look familiar to everyone, and my life is over.

After counting the number of people, you will see the general leader... I don't know his last name, so I will call him Teacher Pai.The platoon teacher led us to record the height and weight, and then he put his hips on his hips to signal the volleyball team to follow him. After twists and turns, our group stopped at the side of the playground.

Originally, there were still people playing basketball on the basketball court next to the playground. Seeing our group of people standing in two rows for no apparent reason, they put away the balls and walked around to watch the excitement.

A green-haired one is holding Sixiu's textbooks, a sky-blue-haired one is holding a drink bottle, and a yellow-haired one is holding a ball...

Great, I already know who you are.Such a small team with brilliant hair color must not be forgotten by anyone.

"Very well, use the rest of the time to jog for two laps, and test 800 meters in the next class."

Did I go to high school! ! !

While I was running, I thought to myself that I plan to switch to table tennis next year when I am in my sophomore year. I have lost confidence in volleyball now.