[Comprehensive] Yes, this is a university

SF Express is really fast. The package that was sent at school the day before yesterday arrived this morning.I casually put on a pair of slippers and ran downstairs to get them. Under the gaze of the courier brother with a toothache expression on his face, I rushed upstairs with a big black bag in embarrassment.

"...It's so noisy in the morning, and it keeps people from sleeping!" The woman opened the door and poked her head out, her delicate face wrinkled in anger, her brows raised.

How should I put it, after all, she was only in her 20s and married my dad shortly after graduation.Besides, now is also a special period. Pregnant women are often moody. At this time, we must be considerate of her.

"Okay! I'll keep absolutely quiet right away!" I patted my chest and promised immediately.

Watching the wooden door slam shut in front of my eyes again, I breathed a sigh of relief, and lightly dragged the black bag up to the second floor again.If you want to say why it is so heavy, it is of course because——

"Heh heh heh, I'm so witty." He took out the top cardboard box in the bag, tore off the seal, and dumped the clinking things inside on the bed.

"Wow——" Accompanied by the sputtering background sound, I triumphantly picked up the third-generation ghost who was closest to me under my nose, drew out the blade and stood by the bed, swipe it twice, and made a pose that I thought was very handsome : "I am - the last samurai!"

...Mom, it's so embarrassing.

I covered my face and threw the knife, and squatted beside the bed in despair: "Is this the horror of Secondary School! It's really scary!"

Looking around, there are three exquisitely crafted swords piled on the quilt, California Kiyomitsu, Sandai Onitsu, and Senbon Sakura.Looking away, I looked at the wooden knife on the other side, which was obviously different from the overall style of painting. The three characters of Lake Toya were engraved on its handle. I tentatively grabbed it and weighed it a few times. : "...Fuck? Isn't this tm just a wooden stick?!"

Yes, the same hair as a stick.

I gave up my research, put this guy next to my trouser belt with my backhand, rolled up my sleeves and cleaned up the parts of the room that were not cleaned yesterday, using alcohol, anti-virus solution, insecticide, 84 and a series of household artifacts Finally, I took a few bags of garbage and went downstairs to throw it away. By the way, I took my wallet and planned to go to the fruit shop to buy fruit.

The larger fruit shop is 1000 meters behind the community, and a primary school has to pass by.I walked along the sidewalk, and the school on the left separated by a layer of iron fence was empty, and there was no one in sight.

"...It's all winter vacation." I muttered a few words in a low voice, and soon I didn't worry about it, and my eyes only stayed on the camphor tree at the intersection for two seconds.

The owner of this fruit shop is very kind. He usually wipes off the odds of buying fruit, and almost never buys broken ones.I randomly picked a few oranges, a few pears, a bunch of bananas, a box of cherries, a box of blueberries, and a bag of lantern fruits.Just when I took out my mobile phone and was about to pay, I suddenly glanced at a faint blue object in the corner from the corner of my eye. I didn't pay attention to it and looked at it a few more times before I realized it belatedly.

Wait... Isn't this the strange fruit I saw at the gate of C last time? !

[Purple leaves, about the size of an apple, with thorns on the skin, blue-green body, and a small hook at the end]

I pointed to this product and asked the boss: "Excuse me, what kind of fruit is this?"

"Huh? Ah, isn't this an apple?" The boss glanced at the corner casually, and continued to weigh me. He put the bananas aside, probably thinking it was a little funny, and then looked at me again. : "What's the matter, little girl? Don't you like apples? I see you bought so many other fruits, but you didn't buy apples."

I secretly twitched the corners of my eyes, resisted the violent facial expression on the spot, and pointed straight at the box of strange fruits, with a somewhat uncertain tone: "Boss... these are really apples?"

"Yeah." The uncle probably felt strange, turned around, with a normal expression on his face: "That's right."

I was silent.

If you talk about apples, shouldn't it be a red, smooth, small fruit that comes to mind? !Even if it's not the authentic bright red, cyan and yellow are fine too.

Once again silently squatting down to look at the box of blue-green fruits, I began to doubt life.

"... Bailisang?"

The clear but full of characteristic magnetic voice of the young man was in my ears. I was still in a daze, but I was immediately sobered up by such a sudden shout. I raised my face and looked at the source of the sound: "Chi...Natsume???"

Nani? ! !

I seem to have made a new discovery.

Why didn't I pay attention before, Natsume's voice is exactly the same as those two bosses!

Akashi & Saiki?

Akashi & Saiki & Natsume? ? ?

……

Natsume Takashi noticed that the black-haired girl lost her mind the moment she saw him. She squatted on the ground with her chin pinched, looking as if she had fallen into some serious philosophical thinking.

"WeChat or Alipay?"

My thoughts were interrupted by the boss, I stood up again to pay, and looked back at the box of apples before leaving.

"Hahaha, little girl, it's as if you've never seen an apple. Uncle will give you one for free." The boss laughed loudly, took a fruit and stuffed it into my hand, and glanced pointedly at my waist.

waist? ? ?

I lowered my head to look at it in a daze, and then petrified on the spot - a wooden stick-shaped knife handle was inserted into my side intact, and the word [Lake Toya] added an inexplicable middle Two breaths.

Uncle won't think that I'm a mentally handicapped girl who is still in the second year of middle school, right? !Wait, I can explain, bastard!

Natsume twitched the corners of his mouth. He silently looked at the girl beside him with a vicissitudes of life who seemed to have lost the meaning of life, not knowing what to say.

"What a coincidence, Natsume-san."

"Ah... well, yes."

"Why are you here?"

"This... my house is nearby."

"Student Natsume, take a look at this first." I raised the blue-green fruit to the boy's eyes with one hand, shook my head to sweep away the depression just now, and my face was full of excitement: "It's obviously blue-green, right? The boss insisted on calling it Apple."

"Apple?" Seeing this, the light-haired boy cast aside the embarrassment just now, lowered his head and carefully looked at the fruit in my palm, "It's not like it."

"Yes, yes, it's really strange."

Passing by the elementary school just now again, I suddenly felt an unusual atmosphere. Just as I was about to speak, I saw the boys around me froze in place, staring blankly at the plastic track.

"Natsume?"

I followed his line of sight, and there was no one on the plastic track, except for a cat-like animal squatting motionless in the distance.

The young man took a step back slowly, bit his lip and stood in front of me. Three seconds later, he grabbed my sleeve and ran away.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) I didn't understand what happened at all.Looking back, I could only see the cat chasing after me, and then, under my dumbfounded gaze, it slowly swelled, getting bigger and bigger...

"What's going on!" I asked Natsume panting and holding a bunch of fruits, "What's that thing that's as tall as a building in the back?"

The young man also seemed to be in shock. He turned his head and answered my question loudly while running, his light-colored hair fluttering in the wind: "I don't know, it's probably some kind of monster!"

monster?

I turned around and pointed at the unknown animal, which was as tall as the courier store at the entrance of the community, and was running towards us, "Are you sure that's not some monster that needs help from Ultraman?" ?”

Natsume didn't speak, he reached out and took the bunch of fruits I was carrying, without slowing down at all.I quickly thanked you and pointed to the road ahead: "Turn right—"

The two ran fast, turned a corner and rushed into the nearby community.I remember it being like...

"Hide here in the small underground parking lot first." I took out my phone and dragged the boy forward, not forgetting to quickly type on the screen, "I'm here to rescue the soldiers."

Natsume nodded, and rushed into the garage with me.The underground was completely dark, and the lights were not turned on. Only the sound of footsteps echoed in my ears. I didn't stop holding the wall until I ran into the innermost part, with a kidney pain expression on my face: "I won't run anymore, I'm exhausted."

The young man beside him was also very tired. He leaned against the wall and gently put the fruit bag in his hand on the ground, apologetic all over his face: "... Baili Sang is really sorry."

I waved my hand nonchalantly: "Why are you apologizing? It's amazing to run with such a heavy fruit just now. Besides, this is a story about a brave man saving the world. Don't worry, there will be teammates to help us soon!"

I patted him on the shoulder with a righteous face, and I gave a thumbs up, full of confidence.But it seems that the monster is no longer chasing, so you can relax a little.

Natsume Takashi watched the black-haired girl sit down on the ground, and imitated sitting cross-legged next to her, leaning against the wall helplessly: "...um."

The entire garage space was silent, this kind of air-raid shelter is indeed very suitable for avoiding disasters, I propped my chin in a daze: "Natsume, do you often encounter such things?"

The light-haired boy looked away and looked at the darkness in front of him: "That's right."

"That's it."

After a while, I looked down at the new information displayed on the phone, and stood up with a sigh of relief: "Let's go, go out and have a look."

"Eh?"

"My friend is here." Without further explanation, I pulled him up by the boy's wrist, picked up a bunch of fruits, and said in an expectant tone, "I haven't seen you for so long, I don't know if that guy is normal... "

Natsume was dragged up by the girl in a daze, and asked in confusion, "That guy?"

"It's our teammates."

After walking out of the garage, I stood on the spot and tossed that strange apple up and down, shaking my head and sighing: "Oh, it's too slow." Although he was very curious, the young Natsume kept quiet, standing beside him obediently say.

It's a pity that before his teammates arrived, the running monster just now appeared again.I was still tossing apples, when I saw a black thing emerging from the rockery pool directly opposite, floating up from the water, gradually getting taller and bigger, and finally forming a huge black shadow shrouded above.

At this moment, a loud shout came from far from the right, calling someone's name like singing a folk song: "Hello——Bailixi!!!"

Three black lines suddenly slid down the side of my brain.

Natsume and I were already planning to run away, but now we turned our heads to look at the source of the sound, and saw a scooter being kicked off the ground and flying straight towards this place at an extremely unscientific speed. Come over here--

My original expectant expression has now collapsed. As the person approached, my mouth grew bigger and bigger, and finally my jaw fell directly to the ground: "...Whatthefu*k???!"

The short-haired girl is arching her waist and kicking her feet at full speed. Her brown hair is blown by the wind. She grabs the handlebar with one hand and gives a thumbs up with the other hand, showing two rows of white teeth in a smile: "You Rescue has arrived."

……

I half covered my face, a little desperate: "Sorry Natsume, I think we'd better run by ourselves."

This short-haired girl didn't think too much. She rode a tricycle in front of us like a gust of wind: "It's too late to explain, get in the car!"

Natsume and I looked at each other, and at the same time, we saw a deep lovelessness in each other's eyes.

I took a deep breath and resigned myself to picking up the boy's collar and throwing him onto the cart. I followed the same pattern and threw the fruit onto the cart. Finally, I chased the cart and jumped onto it.

"Report! The personnel have successfully landed, please start!" I held back my shame and read the narration solemnly.

The short-haired girl accelerated immediately, and the wind was blowing under her feet. I could see the sparks from the friction between the wheels and the ground: "Go!"

Natsume held onto the side of the car with a face full of horror, and shouted loudly in the wind: "Barisang——what are we doing——"

I supported the other side, stretched out my hand to hold down the fluttering hair, and replied in a loud voice: "Speed ​​racing---"

Seeing this, the monster behind also speeded up, and the black figure flashed past, chasing the scooter on all fours, staring at me with a pair of black bean-like eyes.

"...How do I feel that it is looking at me."

"what?"

"I said—it seemed to be looking at me—" No, it was more like looking at the apple in my hand.

I lowered my head to study the fruit in my hand, and as soon as I gritted my teeth, I picked up my hand and threw it out. The apple fell into the bushes in the distance in a perfect parabola.The monster started to slam on the brakes. It turned around and ran towards the bushes, giving up the chase.

In the end, under the afterimage of the speeding car, I only saw that monster as tall as a building turned back into a cat shape, holding the blue-green apple contentedly in his arms and disappeared from sight.

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"It's so big that you still learn from children!"

"Uh, I'm really sorry—"

Uncle Security put his arms around his chest, staring at the short-haired girl hating iron and steel: "And you, the tricycle is about to fly!"

"Sorry sorry."

The three of us were released after being educated by the security guard at the gate of the community for four to 10 minutes. He probably regarded us as bored college students who had just finished winter vacation.

After saying goodbye to Natsume, I looked at the girl with short hair angrily, and said in a familiar tone, "My friend, you scared me to death today."

"What, I haven't asked what you're hiding." The girl scratched her head and smiled teasingly, "By the way, who was that boy just now, your boyfriend?"

"How is it possible—" I was speechless this time, and looked at her like a fool with twitching corners of my mouth: "What are you thinking about all day long."

"Tch, it's boring... Hey, wait a minute, your wooden knife looks familiar..." The short-haired girl frowned and thought hard, and finally she suddenly realized that she cried out, her eyebrows danced brightly: "This is not the dojo teacher who teaches kendo on Taoyuan Road. Use it, Baili, when did you go to learn kendo?"

I was stunned for three seconds, with a dazed look on my face: "Huh?"