[Comprehensive] Yes, this is a university

I don’t know if I really poured it in a glass or what. I was so dizzy from the non-strength fruit wine and Jiuniang Yuanzi. Later, even the waiter brother who served the food could see that I was drunk and brought a bowl of white vinegar.

Me: "???" My friend, why are you trying to kill me?

The worst was Sue, who poured a whole bowl of white vinegar into my mouth with vigor, and said that once I was drunk, I would be useless.He can pull it down, obviously starting a drunken madness like a tornado destroying the parking lot, but he still has the nerve to say me.

Thinking of this, I calmly put the vegetable bowl on his head.

……

Wait, you may not understand what happened, but it doesn't matter, let me pull the progress bar a little, and go back to the scene when I first entered the hotel——

It was very harmonious at the beginning, except for the cheeky Sakata Gintoki and Sueda who came to have a meal, everyone was very serious.Zhang Yunmu picked up the ordered menu and looked at it casually, and then deleted a few side dishes. As a result, at this moment, the sound of insects suddenly appeared in the quiet box.Zhang Yunmu trembled with his arms folded, and stared at Xuzhi blankly, asking repeatedly if he did it, but Xuzhi waved his hands again and again, denying it innocently.

"Xuzhi...is it you—" "No!" Xuzhi said firmly. "I haven't asked yet, do you know what it is!!" "It's not me anyway!"

I silently moved towards Akashi, and finally Zhang Yunmu pulled out a grasshopper from Sakata Gintoki's bag. The scene became very awkward in an instant, and the silver-haired young man's eyes suddenly widened.

"------!!!"

Before the high heels she raised fell, he hugged his head and shouted: "No! Yinsang was wronged!!"

Zhang Yunmu sneered: "Hehe, I believe you are a ghost."

I couldn't help the laugh I had just suppressed, turned my head away to look at Akashi's red hair shaking his shoulders, turned his back to those two and pretended nothing happened.Asano glanced at me, half helpless and half resigned to his fate, and asked, "What are they arguing about?"

"Oh, Mr. Sakata said he wants to raise bugs here." I replied honestly, and the light orange-haired youth immediately frowned: "Mr. Sakata, with all due respect, you are a bit naive."

Sakata Gintoki: "??????"

I covered my face and laughed so that I couldn't even speak intermittently: "Unexpectedly, Mr. Asano...could say "with all due respect"... This setting is like Jackson Andy. "

Akashi, who was flipping through the menu, looked up at me suspiciously: "Jackson Andy?"

"The younger brother of the actor in the popular urban magic family magic drama "Brother Loves Me Again", he married the president three times in the end."

"Is it interesting? This story?" The red-haired young man asked solemnly, regardless of Xu Zhi's protruding eyeballs.Seeing this, I immediately took out a light novel and handed it over, "The process was quite fun, but the ending is very sad when the uncle whom the hero likes is crushed to death by the electric chair."

Akashi Seijuro took the novel and quickly flipped through it for a few seconds, then closed the page and fell into deep thought.About two seconds later, he tried to sort out his thoughts and sum up his words, and said slowly: "I thought this kind of novel would be boring, but when I saw Duart taking the oath to marry Gilberd, I suddenly felt that It was touching, and then it was unexpected that they had five children."

"Yeah yeah."

Xuzhi felt that he had been shocked: "...crispy duck literature?"

Sakata Gintoki's posture when he was beaten with his head in his arms was also slightly stiff: "...I don't know where to start complaining?"

Zhang Yunmu's raised shoes paused in the air: "... Shouldn't we be wondering if Akashi is on or not?"

Asano Xuexiu put down his teacup: "..."

"Actually, what is really attractive is the theme." I squeezed my chin righteously, "This story tells us that it is dangerous to make friends carelessly, especially the kind of boss who starts his own company and always enslaves his subordinates. He is simply a giant baby." .”

Suede: "...Hello!"

"Hahahahahaha—giant baby—" Sakata Gintoki immediately pointed at the young man with yellow hair and laughed ruthlessly.

The corners of Zhang Yun's eyes twitched, and he smiled instead of anger: "You still laugh at others? The bastard who brought the bugs to the hotel!"

"Wait, I just said that this is wrong!"

I solemnly waved to the waiter brother at the door: "Hi, please start the food first, don't worry about the three people over there."

Well, so far, things have been as peaceful as ever.There were no accidents or special circumstances, and everything was carried out step by step and in an orderly manner.So when the first cold dish of carrot slices was served, I first sighed, and then stared at Xuzhi with the eyes of killing my father and enemy.

"It's not me! It's Zhang Yunmu!" Xuzhi refused to take the blame.

Zhang Yun's eyes were suddenly cueed, and his expression turned serious: "Xiao Hei, you must maintain a balanced diet and not picky eaters."

"I don't." I stuffed a bunch of carrots in the bowl to Xuexiu Asano, my face full of suffocation, "With it, without me, with me without it, cold dishes are no longer tempting, I want to drink juice!"

Then the waiter brought up a whole bottle of carrot juice.

I:"……"

Who is it that has been making trouble with me today? !

"Nice job." Suede commented.

"It's really unlucky." Sakata Gintoki commented.

"This is fate." Zhang Yunmu commented.

"I can't eat it." Asano Xuexiu commented.

"Why not give it to me?" Akashi asked me.

"Wait, Akashi-san, you didn't follow the formation!" Sakata Gintoki yelled loudly.

I froze for a moment, and immediately realized: "Eh? Mr. Akashi, you actually like carrots?"

He shook his head, with a serious look in his red eyes: "You can give me what you like, and you can push what you don't like..."

"Because you accept all the orders and want to stand side by side with the sun!" Xueda interjected, announcing in an eager tone, "My dream is also to be an astronaut!"

The corners of my eyes twitched: "Take your Xizhilang jelly and get out of my sight!"

well.Life is not easy, Xiao Hei sighed.

All in all, at this stage, the atmosphere in the private room is quite normal. What really changed everything began to start with that evil bottle of carrot juice.I looked at the orange liquid in the goblet, and couldn't help crying. Zhang Yunmu held my hand and said earnestly: "Xiao Hei, although you have never liked carrots since you were a child, this thing is really harmful to your body." Okay, just take a sip, a small sip is fine, in fact, the taste is not bad, very similar to orange juice."

My first reaction at the time was, you lied to a ghost!Immediately after, she came to her senses lightly and hurriedly retorted: "I don't remember what I liked before."

"Oh, that's a mistake, but you and Baili are really similar, and you don't like carrots."

? ? ? ! !

I was surprised, this metaphor is indeed very scary.

"She also swore she would never touch carrots again, and she also hates milk." Zhang Yunmu said again, "It looks too much."

I feel like I can't hear anything, and I just think, my friend, you have such a persuasive ability, why don't you do pyramid schemes?Selling insurance is also good, it is completely tailor-made.Because under such an aggressive method, I gritted my teeth and picked up the sinful carrot juice, and drank it all in one gulp!Do you know how much I paid to maintain the human design? !

Sakata Gintoki hurriedly brought over the fermented glutinous rice balls on the table, poured them into my mouth, and muttered, "Drink more, drink more to suppress the shock".Only then did I know that in the eyes of these guys, I am still a serious picky eater of sweets, and I hate carrots to an extreme level.After drinking so much at this time, of course the person will split.

Me: "..." Forget it, let this misunderstanding continue like this.

Then, mutants!

After drinking a large bowl of Jiuniang Yuanzi, I staggered and stood up, poured myself another whole glass of fruit wine, and drank it all in one gulp!

Hopeless……

Everyone present looked at it with shocked eyes, and there was no time to stop it. Maybe it was because I looked at the dining table too enthusiastically, and Akashi asked uncertainly: "What do you want to eat?" I continued to drink without talking, and stubbornly pointed at the steamed Bass looked serious.

Akashi Seijuro graciously made me a chopstick and stuffed it in my mouth.

The waiter brother who was watching the excitement for a long time took the opportunity to explain: "Bass is rich in various nutritional values, and it contains the highest DHA content in freshwater fish, so steamed sea bass is the most nourishing. Choose about a catty of sea bass and steam it for just the right amount of time. When the fire is over, the fish is just cooked, tender and smooth, and the deliciousness of the fish is fully presented. The soup has the sweetness of rice wine and the fragrance of soy sauce, and every mouthful is absolutely enjoyable."

I was fascinated by it, and I really wanted to sing loudly, but the conditions were not allowed. In order to keep a low profile, I could only howl in my heart. Zhang Yunmu grabbed my arm and insisted that I was drunk.

"My heavenly duck, this person really pours one cup, she can't drink."

"Quick, quick, white vinegar! Bring white vinegar!"

"Oh oh oh-"

After a while, I felt that someone was pouring vinegar into my mouth like feeding a pig with a bowl. It was really a devil.I was so angry that I lifted the big fish plate and put it on Suzhi's head, and then fell asleep angrily.

……

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are you crazy--