[Comprehensive] Yes, this is a university

It was snowing heavily.

Thanks to the driver of the Akashi family, I got off at the food street.Due to the weather, many shops were closed and the heavy iron shutters were pulled down.

Open up the red umbrella in your hand - I don't know why a young man who made a bad suggestion was overly paranoid about it and insisted on giving me a red umbrella.There is no difference between black and red.

The rustling snow seeds fell on the surface of the nylon material, like countless salt grains sprinkled from the air, falling along the edge and bouncing away.The sky has already turned dark, and the thick night is winding from the ground line. When people's vision is still vaguely distinguishing the swing of the weeds around them, the snowflakes are already showing a tendency to pour, a bit like a fairy tale in a Disney cartoon world.

The chicken chop that Suede was so fond of was closing time, and several waiters were working together to lift up the celebrity endorsement stand outside, and a part-time college student rubbed his frozen hands to check the main electric switch in the room.

I stood there watching for a while, then turned and went to the KFC next door. The 24-hour fast food restaurant is sparsely populated today, perhaps because of the time and weather, but there are only a handful of people within sight.

"Hello, what do you want to order?" The lady at the front desk asked with a standard professional smile.

“Golden Nuggets and Chicken Chop…”

"Add another cup of Zhongke!" The voice that came from behind was so excited that it seemed like chicken blood, the orange-haired boy who came uninvited squeezed towards me, and did not forget to raise his index finger and grin at me after finishing speaking, " The little assistant really understands me."

I ignored him, nodded politely to the young lady at the cash register, and then pointed at the boy next to me expressionlessly: "Add another cup of Zhong Ke, take it away, and he will pay for it."

"Hey——" The sound of the word was deliberately prolonged, and Suzhi seemed to have discovered something interesting. After scanning the QR code with his mobile phone, he approached me to observe carefully. After a long time, he nodded deeply, "It's really different. .”

"what?"

"Expression, expression."

The boy exaggeratedly pulled his own face with his fingers, purposely made a large smirk face, and slurred: "Although you didn't have facial paralysis like the ghost lamp before, after all, you have been raised by him for so long, more or less I learned a little less...um...violence? Beauty? Things like that..."

His voice became weaker and weaker, and finally disappeared directly into the air.I pulled the corner of my mouth and showed a kind smile: "Violence? Yan Yi? Who?"

"Hello, your meal is ready, please enjoy your meal—"

"Ha, ha, let's go back."

Xueda scratched his head and smirked, abruptly avoided the topic, took his supper, and approached the door with a stiff posture of walking forward.I silently sighed in my heart, and followed behind as if resigned to my fate. When I was about five steps away from the glass door, I suddenly remembered his task at night, and couldn't help asking: "Hey, your report..." Are you done checking?

The orange-haired boy stopped suddenly, his eyes wandered, looking around: "Actually, I accidentally fell asleep while waiting for you just now."

"..."

The corners of my mouth twitched, and I glanced at the screen of the phone with my dead fish eyes: "It's nine o'clock, and there are still four and ten minutes. I just went to the painting material store to pick up custom-made paint."

"What about me?" Xuzhi pointed at his face blankly.

"What do you—say—?"

"...Okay, I'll go back to the company to check right away!"

The orange-haired boy pushed open the glass sliding door of KFC, and suddenly countless snowflakes fell on his face.He opened the red umbrella, waited for me to come out, then gently closed the door, handed over the umbrella handle, turned his back to the cold wind and made a standard posture of standing at attention and saluting me, grinning with white teeth: "I promise to complete the task! "

Originally, I wanted to maintain a serious and paralyzed face, and I couldn't help but smiled infectedly. I glanced at him again, and found that this guy was still smiling, so the corners of my lips became wider, and I finally laughed out loud: "Okay, It’s snowing so much and you still don’t have an umbrella, so put on your hat and run back quickly, shall we? Or shall I give you the umbrella?”

"Little Baili actually cares about me—" the young man burst into tears, "Oh my god, this is really a series of life..."

"speak English."

As soon as he puffed up his bun face, I pinched him, his cheeks were chubby, and his lips were pouted in a funny way: "There is no medicine umbrella, little Bellini, remember to come back sometime—"

I cut and let go of my fingers: "Okay, anyway, it's only two streets away."

Watching the boy's back in a white down jacket blending into the night scene, the street lamps in the distance were covered by snowflakes and faded, and the lower half looked wet.A dim reflection of the yellow light flashed from the white snow, and then disappeared.

speak up.

How did I reply to Akashi Seijuro before?

Thinking of this, the snow under my feet creaked and creaked when my sneakers trampled on it, leaving a string of footprints.The wind blowing in front of me suddenly became stronger, and the umbrella alone was not enough to cover the snowflakes. The cold snow flakes stuck to my skin, which made me shiver involuntarily. I pointed the umbrella in the direction of the wind and walked with difficulty.

Then the wind suddenly stopped.

Inexplicably.

The bad weather seemed to heat up at this moment, and even the dark clouds in the dark night were dispersed, and the silver moonlight shone on the snowflakes, shining brightly.

Move the umbrella cover and turn it a little.I stopped and stood where I was, because I don’t know when there was a strange person leaning under the streetlight on the left front. There are also two ball hairpins on the right, wearing green goggles.

I unconsciously twitched my eyes.

The pink-haired young man leaned in front of the cold lamppost, lowered his head to read the book in his left hand under the moonlight and dim streetlight, er, it was a single volume of One Piece.He was wearing a sweater and jacket with the names of literary giants such as Yukio Mishima and Yasunari Kawabata printed on his upper body, ketchup was painted on his pants, and he was holding a cup of COCO in his right hand...

To be honest, I think that after such a long time, I should have been able to integrate with the present world, but the moment I saw this person, I still couldn't control the feeling of [fucking].

The most miraculous thing happened. As if he was afraid that I might not see clearly, this person deliberately stretched out his arms and held up the comic book, completely exposing the large characters [onepiece] to the light, and read it out loud: "Luffy took out the meal voucher in his pocket and said, don't worry about what's convenient—"

——Ahaha, help, my embarrassment, embarrassment is about to happen hahahaha what's going on, this person!

Although I was laughing wildly in my heart, I didn't show it.He just stared calmly and seriously at the young man on the opposite side, and managed to suppress the emotion of wanting to laugh. He planned to pass this section of road without looking sideways, and just pretended not to see it.As a result, this idea just popped up in my mind, and my feet tended to move forward, when a gust of wind appeared again inexplicably.

Yes, strong wind, I can guarantee that typhoons in this world may not be so powerful.After all, it directly blew over the umbrella in my hand, distorted the entire umbrella frame, and then forced my feet off the ground, and after a series of snake skin movements that cannot be explained by science, I stood up straight landed next to the streetlight.

I:"……"

Forced to face each other face to face, I twitched the corners of my mouth calmly, looked down at the red umbrella whose opening shape changed from ∩ to ∪, and several black lines slid across the top of my forehead in an instant.

"Are you okay?" He suddenly spoke, his voice a little familiar.

I took off the umbrella again and repaired it easily. I nodded and looked up at the sky with dead fish eyes.The snow became smaller, and the line of sight became clearer, no longer blocked by white flocs.When I looked at the young man at the same level again, I found that there seemed to be purple eyes under his glasses, which were vaguely indistinct.

Saiki Kusuo's eyes shifted for a moment, and then quickly returned to normal.He held back the sense of shame all over his body, and said like he was reading a line: "You helped me pick up the jelly today."

I frowned and thought carefully for a while: "Is there?"

"..."

He choked for a moment, and immediately said, "On the sidewalk, my paper bag fell on the floor."

Oh, it seems to be a little impression.

"I just reminded you, I didn't do anything special."

The young man seemed to be unable to find a word, and stood there for a long while without opening his mouth.I raised my eyes and glanced at him without emotion, then quickly turned my gaze back, and said goodbye in a mild and polite manner: "Stop standing outside blowing the cold wind, go home quickly, sir."

After that, I opened my tenacious red umbrella again and walked forward—the next second, the phone vibrated again, shaking like a sieve in the coat pocket.

...What's going on? The business has suddenly become busy these days? ? ?

Standing still, I grabbed the handle of the umbrella with one hand and took it out with the other hand for a long time before taking it out. There was another string of unfamiliar numbers on the screen.

"Hello?" With the mentality that there would be no loss if I answered the phone, I took the lead in speaking this time, holding the phone to my ear and waiting for the other party to answer.

The person on the other end of the phone was silent for a long time.

I sighed: "Stop playing this game of holding back your words for a long time. Passers-by have already started to look at me strangely. Whether you want to cheat or sell, you have to say something."

I said this because the pink-haired young man from just now conjured up a red umbrella out of nowhere, and was standing three steps away from me to the right, hesitating to speak.If it weren't for his upright and calm look, I would have considered calling the police.

"... Baili Xi." The person on the other end of the phone finally spoke, with a somewhat obscure tone, "It really is you."

"Wait—" I finally realized something was wrong, and quickly started talking nonsense, "I don't have that name, you're looking for the wrong person."

"Although I don't know if you really lost your memory or you are just pretending to be stupid, and I don't know why you can't announce your name... Actually, I just wanted to say..."

I subconsciously hold my breath.

"Happy birthday."

what.

It turns out that today is [Baili Xi]'s birthday.

The phone was hung up.

I looked at this string of numbers with a difficult expression, and then pulled it into the blacklist and marked it as a nuisance call.

"Today is your birthday?" The young man who had been silent all this time asked suddenly. His voice was very soft, and his tone reminded me of Akashi Seijuro who stood against the light a few hours ago.

The numb feeling from head to toe swept over again, goosebumps appeared one after another, that kind of chilly illusion pierced a hole in the heart, releasing violent and fearful blood.

Seeing that I was silent, he stood there without moving, but his eyes were chasing after him, and he repeated calmly: "Is it January 1?"

There seems to be a huge western pseudo-cobra in the void, with its head raised and its neck stretched out into a flat shape, and its back is black and white.It is closely watching my every move, as if you can hear the hissing sound of spitting letters in your ears when you calm down.

The heavy snowfall combined with the whistling wind, the exhaled air rose into a white mist, and soon disappeared.

His tone could even be called careless, and his fingers clenched the brand-new comic book as if nothing had happened, as if waiting for an answer that was different from what was expected but also reasonable.

"call--"

The mist rises and is blown away by the cold wind after a few seconds.I looked away, and silently thought of Akashi Seijuro again in my heart.That being the case, let's use the same rhetoric, and I don't bother to think about it anyway:

——"We don't seem to be familiar with each other, so please allow me to solemnly decline your request and question."