[Comprehensive] Yes, this is a university

There is a vending machine at the entrance of the company, and there is a deep alley next to the vending machine.I was standing at the entrance of the alley and was about to buy a row of Yakult to take away, but my phone rang suddenly.

——It’s an unfamiliar number.

After connecting, I waited for the other party to speak first, following the principle that the enemy does not move and I do not move.After about 30 seconds, a "Hello" came from the receiver unbearably.

"Ah, I don't buy insurance, I don't plan to modify my mobile phone plan, I have no arrears or children with my bank card, all the prizes you win belong to you, and don't let me guess who you are in the end—" hurriedly scrambling from the bottom of the vending machine Duan took out Yakult and sandwiched it between my elbows. I thought about it carefully and added, "If it is other fraudulent means, please stop and hang up. Thank you for your cooperation."

"Bailixi..." The other party's voice was nice.

"Sorry, no matter who you bought my personal information from, I still don't accept any of the above offers."

The person opposite was silent again.

At this time, there was a muffled sound of some kind of heavy object hitting from behind, accompanied by a suppressed wailing.I hung up the call, and out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of a black dot flying towards me at high speed, and without thinking about it, I kicked it away.

The thing slammed into the glass of the vending machine, and then slid miserably to the concrete floor.I took a closer look, and it turned out to be a man who had been beaten black and blue. He had fainted, and there were two pieces of broken glass stuck in his face, like a corpse.

Silently put away the posture of kicking people, I stood to the other side, hugged Yakult and pretended nothing happened.

"So weak, herbivores—"

The heavy male voice accompanied by his footsteps gradually approached. I turned my head and saw a looming figure emerging in the dark alleyway. The first thing I saw was his black phoenix eyes.

The visitor paused for a moment, then stopped moving after a distance of several meters.

I took a half step back tentatively: "Actually... I said I didn't see anything, did you believe me?"

The black-haired young man didn't speak, he just stared at me with squinted eyes, his aura was a little scary, and he felt that if he didn't agree with me, he would hit someone.He was still holding something that looked like a T-shaped crutch in his hand. He was wearing a suit, and the corners of his lips were straight and tended to curve downward.

Seeing that he was silent, I subconsciously peeled off the row of Yakult in my arms, took out a small bottle and held it in my hand, and walked a few steps forward——

The man still didn't move, but his eyes turned into inquiry.He tilted his head slightly, black shattered hair rubbed against his cheeks, and his fair face was calm and unwavering at the moment.There was no smile, and he looked difficult to get along with, so a cold and stern breath rushed towards his face.

"I shouldn't disturb your occasion, and I shouldn't do it on my own?" I guessed, scratching my head with my dead fish eyes, a little helpless, "Next time I encounter this situation, I will use virtue to influence you, and use truth to correct you." Convince him to be beaten obediently and not to resist?"

"..." The other party remained silent.

I walked up to him in three steps and two steps, without looking up, I directly stuffed Yakult over: "Sir, in short, let us meet by chance, and laugh at our grievances."

Hibari Kyouya looked down at the Yakult bottle in his hand with an unclear expression.His gaze moved upwards, to the top of the girl's hair in front of him, and after a long time, he slowly said, "...Okay."

The voice was hoarse.

I breathed a sigh of relief, without any fluctuations on my face, I turned around and slipped away.

... Fuck, I'm so cowardly!What kind of spooky speech and crazy dialogue is this!Who would inexplicably give Yakult to other people and still say a smile to wipe away their grievances, do you think you are Lu Xun? !

When I rushed into the front desk on the first floor of the company, there was still waterfall sweat on my head, and I waved to the young ladies familiarly: "Are my clothes still there?"

One of the girls in staff uniform immediately took out a paper bag from the storage room next to her and handed it over, jokingly saying, "Miss Assistant is running errands again?"

"..." I twitched the corners of my mouth, looked away from the smiling girl, and took the paper bag and a stack of thick envelopes, "Hey, what is this? Could it be an invitation letter and a salary increase notice?"

I closed my eyes, and confidently took a card from it: "Salary rise, salary rise, salary rise, okay, one, two, three! Let's go!"

Opening his eyes, it was an arrears bill sent by the telecom business office.Looking through the others, they are all various arrears bills and payment deadline notices.

I:"……"

Fuck you, Suzhi, use my mobile phone to mess around to buy game skins all day long, I'm going to kill you sooner or later——

The young ladies at the front desk on the first floor were not surprised at all. They basically looked at my crazy face with aunt smiles and kindness, and some even joked skillfully: "The little assistant received another arrears form from BOSS today. .”

The front desk was suddenly filled with a happy air.

I walked into the bathroom on the first floor nonchalantly, changed the skirt I was wearing, and put on the formal suit and high-heeled shoes in the paper bag, successfully dressing myself like an insurance salesman.

When I returned to the lobby, I caught a sharp glimpse of the upward elevator doors about to close slowly, and immediately stepped on 13cm high heels and chased after him: "Wait a minute—"

Someone probably heard the shout, reached out and pressed the opening and closing button of the elevator door, allowing me to squeeze in.The silver metal door finally closed tightly, and the red numbers on the black display began to jump and slowly rise.

"call……"

I leaned on my knees to catch my breath, sighed inwardly, and at the same time looked up at the people in the elevator——

Being sized up by several straight eyes, I froze all over, and a few black lines hung down from the top of my head.He straightened his back without any trace, resumed the most impeccable standing posture, turned around and stared at the display screen that had just passed the sixth floor with unrequited eyes.

... The brightly colored hair in this box makes me want to poke my eyes no matter how long I've been here, and I feel dizzy when I look at a few heads when I'm old.

No one can understand the pain in my heart.

Holding back the lasagna tears, I puffed my cheeks and moved to the far side, standing on the right side of a red-haired young man.

"Excuse me, is this Suede's assistant?" A khaki-haired man directly opposite suddenly spoke, breaking the dead silence in the elevator.

I froze for a moment: "Yes."

"Let me introduce, I, Kawakami, is the person in charge of Kawakami Design Company. I hope we can have a pleasant cooperation today. I don't know how to call Miss?"

Ah, it turned out to be some partners from today's meeting.

Seeing his neither humble nor overbearing attitude, I quickly nodded and smiled: "I am..."

Baili Xi?

No no no.

After a long pause, I looked at the 17th floor logo on the elevator screen and came back to my senses. I immediately changed the subject: "Ah, the conference room is here. Everyone, go straight and turn left to the waiting room. I'm sorry."

While speaking, an inexplicable feeling of trembling suddenly enveloped his whole body.Like a fixed target, or a prey marked with coordinates, someone will hit it in an instant.I held back the chills, shook my arms, hugged the paper bag and Yakult tightly, and turned my head to glance to the left.

The red-haired young man with a cold face seemed to be unintentional, and slightly raised his eyelids to meet his gaze.His whole body is filled with an aura of refusal to be thousands of miles away, a pair of rose-colored pupils that seem to be unable to move him by anything in the world, but his obviously handsome face is tense, and his waist is straight, which is enough to see that he absolutely accepts it. Education in etiquette is not like a student graduating from an ordinary school.

Danger.

"Ding——" The 17th floor has arrived.

The warning was screaming in my blood, I withdrew my gaze, stepped on the floor tiles and walked out of the elevator, my posture gave me the illusion of fleeing.

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55:[-] p.m.

After cleaning the meeting room with a few etiquette ladies, I pushed open the door of the waiting room, and immediately saw a guy with orange hair slumped on a lazy chair, drinking melon seeds, drinking tea and watching TV, while a collaborator sitting next to him They were in elegant postures, with black lines hanging above their heads, waiting for the meeting to officially start.

The corners of my eyes twitched, and regardless of all the eyes that were focused on me, I ran to someone with a mop and a folder in my hand, and raised my hand to give him a folder: "Is this the waiting room or the scene of the elementary school gala? By the way, what the hell is the melon seeds on the table, why on earth have I been mopping the floor to gain experience! Could it be that my real identity is not the secretary but the aunt of the cleaning department? You bastard—”

"Oh, it's a little assistant." Suzhi looked very happy, "Look at this variety show, that person actually uses winter melon rind as a spatula!"

"I'll beat you to death, you melon skin! Are you going to leave other people here to watch you eat and drink?!"

"No, didn't I give each of them a handful of melon seeds." Suzhi looked at me confidently.

I looked around, and I really fucking saw a handful of melon seeds on the small mahogany square table in front of everyone.

"..."

Fuezu remained silent for a while, I put away the mop without anything to say, grabbed someone from the chair, held down his head and bowed: "Sorry, the boss's brain is not normal, I offended you so much, please forgive me."

"Hahaha, Mr. Sueda is really informal." Someone's tone was gritted.

"I hope the upcoming meeting will go smoothly, and this situation will not happen again." This is a member of the general meeting of shareholders with a strict eye.

Many people said one sentence to another, dispelling the awkward atmosphere.Everyone got up one after another, and walked into the main entrance of the meeting room under the guidance of the hostesses. I was a step behind, and suddenly found that the red-haired young man hadn't said a word from the beginning to the end.

The feeling of cold all over came again.

I shook my head, forgetting about it for now.He took out the USB flash drive in his pocket, played the PPT file to be used immediately after the main podium started, and then handed out the agreement in his hand to everyone seated.

"Thank you."

The red-haired young man sitting behind the sign marked [Akashi Zaibatsu] suddenly raised his head and said to me.The outstretched hand paused, I was surprised at his gentleness and politeness, and half a second later he replied "You're welcome."

"Hey! Little Assistant!" Xu Zhi was still holding a few melon seeds in his hand, and he was adjusting the position of the microphone with a bitter face, "I want to change the position! The light here is not good!"

I put down the folder with half-moon eyes open, smiled apologetically at the person named Akashi, and then immediately turned my head expressionlessly and ordered: "Shut up Suede, don't let me hear any and all words in the next hour." The content irrelevant to the meeting, and throw away the things on your hands!"

The orange-haired boy put the melon seeds on the table aggrievedly, and pushed them away with his hands, and sat obediently on the spot with his mouth pursed.

The meeting officially started.

I kept my eyes open, waiting for my boss, who was in a reliable state, to negotiate business with other people, and by the way, controlled the PPT to randomly place a few, until the end of the long and boring cooperation meeting.

"Then that's the end of today, thank you all for coming." Xuzhi quietly picked up the melon seeds on the table while concluding, "We can go back to our respective homes."

My eyebrows twitched, and I saw these people say goodbye to each other after saying polite words and shaking hands. In the end, only he and I were left in the huge conference room.

"Ah, Xiao Baili, you will follow the person in charge of the Akashi family back to sign a document later."

"what?"

"Today I'm mainly here to talk about in-depth cooperation. Those guys have all been passed." The boy shrugged nonchalantly, peeled a melon seed, and spoke a little vaguely, "Our company only needs to work with the chaebol who does more work with fewer BBs." alliance."

"...so why don't you go yourself?"

"Ahem, after all, I still have quarterly reports to check, and the work there will be handed over to you. As my avatar and shadow, you must save our company! Create a world for the employees and lead the future ZZZ... "

"Damn—the lines are so handsome and you are saving and doppelganging. I thought you were Uzumaki Naruto, but you fell asleep as soon as you finished speaking?!"

The sleepy orange-haired boy rubbed his eyes: "Well, go early and come back early. Don't forget to bring me a chicken chop. It's bursting. It's more spicy, no ketchup, no plum powder."

"I'm just an assistant... Do you know what an assistant means! It's a secretary! The one who does the paperwork! Not your bodyguard or your country mother!" It's almost like I'm just a kid.

"You were not like this before! Xiao Baili, you have changed!"

Suzhi's face was pale: "You don't like Akashi Seijuro-don't interrupt me! Just seeing his heart beat wildly, and his face is as red as a monkey's butt... Oh, my God, I Little assistant, it's over! It's all over! How should I explain to Ghost Lantern!"

I:"……"

Xueda didn't give me a chance to refute at all, and I felt as if I was in mourning.

"Okay, can't I go..." Resigned to my fate, I pushed the sliding door open and waved to my boss powerlessly. I took steps that my relatives didn't recognize, and walked around the corner with black lines all over my face——

"Hey, little assistant."

Kawakami with blond hair thought he was handsome and leaned against the wall, staring deeply at the air at a 45-degree angle, and turned his profile to me: "You haven't told me your name yet?"

I restrained my hands that were about to move, and I was choked suddenly. It took me a long time to find my original voice: "Actually, you don't need to know so clearly..."

"How can it be? From now on, we will be a family...we will be partners, so we can't be too unfamiliar."

...I hear you!You want to say that we will be a family from now on, so there must be some ulterior conspiracy!

I sighed, shook my head and wanted to leave.

"That guy Akashi is a terrible person. It is said that because of his single-parent family, he has some mental problems. Instead of getting involved with him, why don't your company cooperate with me?"

I stopped at the original step, turned around again, and stared at the person in front of me with appreciative eyes: "I don't have parents either."

"Uh, that's not what I meant..."

"My mind is also not normal. When I am bored, I will attack humans, especially the kind of men who like to talk nonsense behind others' backs. Usually, they are infinite back throws or life-threatening serial punches. Which one do you like?"

"..."

"Bon voyage, sir."

With a blank expression on my face, I brushed past this speechless man.Before taking a few steps, just turning another corner, I saw the protagonist in the topic, right in the center of my field of vision.

The red-haired young man obviously heard the previous conversation, but his expression didn't change much, on the contrary he seemed a little happy.He looked sideways, with surging emotions hidden in the deep red eyes, and the brows seemed to be naturally condensed with magnificence, and the cold temperament instantly melted away.

"Let's go," he said softly.

"……Oh."