[Comprehensive] Yes, this is a university

Speaking of Bai Lixi's road to summoning the wind, it started when he was four years old one day in a video store at the entrance of a certain alley, and the shopkeeper forced a stack of Ultraman Tiga discs.

The little girl who was still a soft bun back then looked at "Gemini O Master" on the shelf reluctantly, and the little skirt with yellow pineapples printed on the white background was still stained with ketchup marks from eating fried stinky tofu just now.The bald shopkeeper waved his hand casually, and lowered his head solemnly to fool the children: "Little girl, this is the most popular cartoon in your hand now, uncle, my son is watching this every day now, uncle will never lie .”

Someone who was still a pure loli couldn't see the prototype of the old driver who grew up and ran the train with his mouth full. He thought about it for a long time with his fingers in his mouth, and finally ran home happily holding a bunch of Ultraman discs up.

Unfortunately, the uncle of the shop owner forgot the last time he watched "Ghost Father Beep--" and "Hatano Knot--" and "Kind Aunt Beep--" and "Night Work Sickness--" It didn't come out of the interlayer of the cover.

then……

After returning to her relatives’ house, the little girl who was happily ready to watch cartoons sneakily opened the disc case, only to find that many adult · [-] forbidden · Japanese and Korean · action films fell out one after another.

"Eh? What is this?" Baili Zhen didn't understand Xiao Tianzhen Xi first let out a small exclamation in doubt, then held up the disc and studied it against the light for a long time, and after some deliberation, he made a decisive decision He stuffed one of them into the DVD without hesitation: "Uncle must have given it to me, uncle is such a good man!"

A shopkeeper with a bewildered face was issued a card Uncle: I'm not I don't have it! ! !

Since then, classmate Bailixi, no, no, no, she should be called the old driver Bailixi. From that day on, she has embarked on a road of no return from which she can no longer turn back...

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"!!!" I opened my eyes in horror, only to realize that I had fallen asleep with my head propped up in the study room again.Randomly rubbing the messy hair on the top of my head, I yawned, turned my half-moon eyes helplessly and changed positions, and rubbed my numb shoulders and muttered to myself: "What... I can't bear to look back."

Turning your head, the outside of the window is still dark and heavy, with layers of thick dark clouds floating under the moon, covering the only bit of silvery white light that seeps through.

I took off the earphones, and the soothing female voice poured out continuously from it. Looking at the chat history on the last line of the WeChat interface, I thought about it and typed a line——

[Brother Lu's little wife: Qingcai, I need to find you

Qingqing Qingcai: What's wrong, Baili? ? ?

Brother Lu's little wife: It has been raining in University C recently, and the weather has not improved, and I often see some strange things at night.

Green vegetables: ...

Qingqing Qingcai: Do you think it is a supernatural phenomenon, otherwise you wouldn't be looking for me.

Brother Lu's little wife: ...Uh, sure enough you understand me, maybe you would like to help me?

Qingqingqingcai: Take a picture of the sky outside and show me

Brother Lu's Little Wife: Sky.jpg

Qingqing Qingcai: wait]

This wait lasted for two hours. I waited for the end of school chatting in every possible way, and unconsciously began to recall this high school best friend in my mind.The girl named Qingqingqingcai on WeChat, nicknamed Qingcai, in reality is a middle school madman, madly in love with One Piece Lufei, soul painter, obsessed with California Qingguang brother, and likes to write pornographic stories.At present, it should be a university in Wuhan.Height 164, weight 101, waist circumference...

bah bah bah.

I shook my head frantically and stopped recalling in embarrassment.Just now, some messy data almost popped out along with it.But she didn't reply until the end of the evening self-study, so I had to slowly put away Jingji Natsuhiko's "Hundred Ghosts of the Night" under my arm, and walked out of the teaching building with a few roommates.

Qingxian and Zhang jj were going to the school student union meeting. Wenxuan and I rushed all the way to the dormitory. When we got to the door of the dormitory building, I suddenly remembered that I needed to stock up on some instant noodles and snacks. I asked Wenxuan to help me bring the books back to the dormitory. Then he ran to the supermarket in the cafeteria alone.

Although it was not until 22:[-], there were too few people.The reason for the remote location of our school cannot be ruled out, but this situation is still too abnormal.Passing through the restaurant and entering the small supermarket, I lingered on the instant noodle shelf for a long time, staring at Heweiwei's new Strawberry Milk Seafood, Dark Spicy Seafood, and Red Bean Seafood flavors in silence.

Hey, hey——I didn't say that, my friend, what is the strawberry milk seafood flavor, will anyone really buy it!Dark Cuisine This is completely dark cuisine, right? Is Hewei serious? I really want to open up the market in China and make a career!And would someone really put the word Diablo on the outer packaging of instant noodles? This is clearly a state of completely abandoning the stall and giving up on yourself. Hey, it’s okay, director!Could it be that you also ran away with your sister-in-law and owed a huge amount of wages! ! !

Letting my heart spit and crazily jump out one after another, I still have a paralyzed expression of indifference on my face, as if it will not change even if the sky falls.

Struggling to raise my hand to pick up the box of strawberry milk and seafood flavor, I secretly comforted myself, if it is delicious, then I am wrong, there is always a first time in life.

Carrying a pack of instant noodles with ham sausage, a few packs of big wave potato chips, and a bottle of Mosleyan two-fruit-three-vegetable flavor, I happily... paid the money without haste, during which I could fully spy on it from the paused movements Express my tangled and collapsed inner world.

When returning the same way, passing by the Maocai seat in the restaurant, I saw a familiar figure from the back, and his silver curly hair was especially eye-catching in the empty hall.I twitched my eyelids uncontrollably, deliberately slowed down, and planned to tiptoe as an ordinary passerby, although the posture was a bit weird, but it was force majeure, right?

"Hey—that classmate just now! You forgot to take your yogurt!"

I froze for a moment, wishing I could disappear in an instant.I saw a certain silver-haired man who was sitting on the seat with his back to me turned around casually, and happened to meet my silent eyes. A pair of dead fish eyes blinked.

I turned my head and glared sharply at the supermarket owner who came running, my eyes full of accusations.

The middle-aged uncle who was still wearing a big red cotton cap on his head was startled by me, and opened his mouth stupidly: "Eh? Isn't it yours?" And pass.I thanked the boss without love, and watched his back go away. I also wanted to disappear into the distance, but it's a pity——

"Yo, long time no see, girl."

I had no choice but to casually walk up to someone with a plastic bag in my hand and say hello lazily: "Ah, long time no see, teacher."

Sakata Gintoki seemed to have discovered a new world, with a shocked expression on his face: "Is this an extra meal? Wow, strawberry milk flavor, you really have a vision." I twitched my face, silently looking at the bakery sign in the distance, I don't know what to say at this time.

"By the way..." He seemed to have thought of something suddenly, put down his chopsticks and raised his head abruptly, and patted the table seriously: "Is your courtyard preparing for the New Year's Eve party recently, which is the one on the night of December 12th."

I nodded puzzled.

"Really, it seems that I have to go this time... After all, it's a performance by a group of girls from Yichuan..." Someone who was deep in thought obviously didn't see my expression full of black lines, and said to himself: "Maybe there will be an affair."

……Ha ha.

I rolled my eyes and planned to leave. You must know that talking to such a person whose body and mind have already been eroded will be contagious.

The lights of the bakery next to it flickered and then dimmed. It was estimated that it was closing time after 10:30.A boy with light brown hair came out of the shop. He was carrying a bag and several bags of bread in his hand. He had a decent smile on his face and bowed to the owner of the bakery, as if to thank him.

I tilted my head in doubt, took a step forward and said to myself: "...Natsume?"

"Huh?" Sakata Gintoki followed my gaze, and after locking on to a certain boy, he let out a sudden realization, and muttered something with his chin propped up. From my angle, I could only roughly hear [it turns out] [Type] [Youth] these keywords.

Looking back at him expressionlessly, I walked slowly towards the boy in the distance: "Natsume-san."

Obviously seeing the silver-haired teacher sitting on the seat in the restaurant behind him, Natsume Takashi smiled slightly and didn't ask, but directly talked about another thing: "Barisang... have you encountered any strange things these days? thing?"

I was surprised by his directness, but I didn't hide it. I told all the important parts. Seeing the boy's brows furrowed suddenly, I tentatively asked, "Do you... know anything?"

"Well... how should I put it, Bai Lisang should not stay out so late these days, go back to the dormitory for self-study next night." He just told me softly to go back early, without mentioning the previous problem at all.It's been a long time since I felt a punch on cotton. I nodded helplessly, and from the corner of my eye I caught a glimpse of a silver-haired teacher who wiped his mouth, put down the chopsticks in his hand, and stood up.

I immediately waved goodbye to Natsume and quickly ran away without a trace.

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On Christmas Eve, quite a few takeaway merchants played tricks. For example, Zhang Liang Malatang added small gifts to the takeaway at noon. Qingxian and I stared silently at the Christmas watch on the table for a few seconds. The obviously cheap Christmas elk on its head also stared back at us with round eyes.

I couldn't help it, and burst out laughing.

As soon as Ms. Chic pressed the button on the back of the watch, the whole watch began to glow, red, blue and yellow flashing alternately, which reminded me of the light sticks I played with when I was a child.

"Oh, this is really cruel..." Qingxian hugged his head and shouted in despair.

In fact, I think it's quite fun.

I flipped through the address book, and sent messages to all the silly roe deer I knew one by one. My fingertips rested on the head of a suspected god-like chuunibyou, and I stared at the Christmas hat that came with the system in silence for a long time.

emm... At the end of the day, do you want to call him?

Just when I was struggling, WeChat, which had not been moved for a long time, finally lit up.I saw that a certain green vegetable that appeared after more than ten hours was crazy @我——

[Qingqingqingcai: @路哥的小令妇

Qingqingqingcai: @路哥的小妹妻

Qingqingqingcai: @路哥的小妹妻

Qingqingqingcai: Baili! ! !

Brother Lu's little wife: ...

Brother Lu's little wife: You guys finally appeared

Qingqingqingcai: Baili, see for yourself

Green Green Vegetables: Sky.jpg]

I didn't know why Qingcai was so nervous until I clicked on the picture.She didn't know what kind of processing method she used in the place where it was just a cloud, but now it is showing countless grimaces, just like the faces in the famous painting "Screaming".

[Lu Ge's little wife: What the hell is this, ghost?monster?Paranormal phenomenon?

Qingqingqingcai: Huh?I don't know, anyway, your school is really dangerous now, don't wander around alone at night.Wait... Let me see, Baili, I sent you my Zanpakuto, SF express free shipping, you will definitely use it. (thumbs up)

Brother Lu's little wife: ... Zanpakuto? ? ? 】

There are three black lines hanging above my head, Zanpakuto or something, sounds a bit familiar, could it be the one I thought of? Knife...

Afterwards, no matter how much she poked her, there was no sound, probably she was disconnected.I sighed, returned to the address book interface just now, and pressed someone's phone number decisively and quickly.

――"Thank you for your nomination, I am the fast, cheap and safe delivery god Yato?"

My eyes blurred, and in an instant I saw a black shadow descending from mid-air on the balcony of our 345.I looked at the visitor for a few seconds, blinked my dead fish eyes, and silently took a step back, made a posture that could be both offensive and defensive, and picked up the chair next to me by the way.

"Eh? Wait!" Yato looked down at the black-haired girl below with a dazed expression while holding up the phone, suddenly feeling aggrieved: "Didn't you find me?"

I nodded, put away my stiff defensive posture, wiped the sweat off my face and silently labeled him "dangerous".

"Let's put it this way." I stroked my chin and thought about it for a moment, then snapped my fingers, "Look at this picture."

Find out the photo sent by Qingcai, and hold the phone to his face.Yato's blue eyes flickered, he looked at it for a while, and then looked at me solemnly: "So, you want to ask me to help you solve it?"

I nodded quickly, tried my best to show a grateful expression, and took out the five one-yuan coins I had prepared and stuffed them into his hand: "Yes, my god, please help."

"Then I have indeed heard your wish, please give it to Yato with confidence." When a certain god happily put the coins into his own small bottle and was about to leave, I suddenly remembered one thing -

"Wait a minute!"

I ran into the room and picked up the last apple on the table, and handed it to him. My usual half-moon eyes widened a little to show my sincerity: "Merry Christmas, I give you the fruit of peace."

Yato lowered his head to look at Apple, then looked up at the girl's righteous face, and was stunned for a moment.However, he quickly adjusted, took the seemingly featureless apple, and squeezed it in his hand.

"Merry Christmas."

...Drag English? ? ?

I stared at the place where someone disappeared and twitched my mouth.

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Let Little Angel Yato wish you all a Merry Christmas! ! !