[Comprehensive] Yes, this is a university

There is a smell of disinfected cotton wool in the nasal cavity.

The dry bedding was stuck to the neck, and the soft object around the face was sunken into a small piece, and the smell of disinfectant was even stronger.I opened my eyes with no effort, lifted the heavy eyelids, and the white sheets came into view in an instant.The brain was still half-dream and half-awake, with a feeling of wanting to vomit, the nerves in the cranium were throbbing, and the whole body was exhausted, and he didn't even have the strength to lift his arms.

After a while, a feeling of sobriety came over.I stared at the ceiling lamp above for a while, then slowly sat up on the bed.

...still want to vomit.

My dizzy head spun rapidly, so I fell back again, paralyzed on the bed in a large font, and it took a long time before I spoke silently: "By the way... where is this?"

【Memories of Baili Xi】

fifteen hours ago—

The leftovers on the dining table were swept away, the green beer bottles were placed on the rotating glass table, the goblet in front of me was poured into a mixture of Sprite, red wine, and white wine, and the bubbling light red liquid presented a transparent texture.

Then I stretched out my hand naturally, picked up the body of the cup and poured it into my mouth. It seemed that someone around me pulled it, but it didn't stop the free fall of the drink into the mouth.

"you're drunk."

Said the familiar voice.

I tilted my head to look at him, the vague shadow of the person coming was not real, only a pair of red pupils were looming.He snatched the goblet from my hand and pushed the tea to his face: "From now on, only tea is allowed."

"Pfft, Akashi, you look like my dad..." The unexpectedly intimate tone burst out from between the lips and tongue.

Good-natured laughter erupted from all around, and colorful shadows swayed in front of my eyes. I patted the table dissatisfied and puffed my cheeks and complained: "What are you laughing at, you are too gaudy, it makes me dizzy!"

"...It's a shame to smoke."

"Student Baili didn't forget to diss our hair after drinking too much."

"Hey, Wuyue, you should help this guy a little bit."

I don't know whose arms I was leaning on, but there was a strand of long pink hair in front of me. I lazily stretched out my hand to push it away, and hummed angrily: "You only pour one cup! Brother Xi, you won't get drunk if you drink a thousand cups!"

"Looks like he's drunk."

"Xi Jiang looks so cute..."

"Hey!"

The warm body carried an unknown fragrance, the soft chest and thighs leaned against the body, and the gentle gesture that only belonged to girls was written in the bottom of my eyes. I touched her head and sighed: "Mayue, you smell so fragrant."

Immediately, visible to the naked eye, the ear tips of the girl directly above were shrouded in bright red, and she stretched her body nervously: "Huh?"

"If you are bullied by boys in the future, I will marry you."

"Eh???!"

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No no no no no no, wait, wait!There seems to be something wrong, right? !Fragment?Is this a memory fragment?How come in the last scene, the wish of becoming a seafood king was written on the wooden sign, and in the next second, he went to an unknown restaurant to eat and drink, and got drunk?Leaving aside this development trend, just the last sentence will kill someone!Who Marries Who?It turns out that Bailixi has always been a domineering president who can marry a big girl of Huang Hua back home in his self-cognition? !

I was ten times awake in an instant and jumped up from the bed. Regardless of my drowsy head, I looked around and had no impression of the facilities in the room. At the same time, I found the neatly folded white skirt beside the bed.

I was dazed for five seconds, and then I quickly lowered my head to look at the beige bear pajamas I was wearing, covered my head with a splitting headache, fell off the bed, grabbed the full-length mirror not far away, and thought in horror To find out.

The person in the mirror is still the same as before, but the makeup on the whole face has been removed, and even the cuts on the lips are scabbed.

……wait? !

Staring at the wound on the corner of my lips, I fell into a strange silence again.

【Memories of Baili Xi】

ten hours ago—

"I won't go, I will wait here for Zhang Yunmu."

"What if we can't wait?"

"No, the friends of the second class will definitely be able to step on the enemy's corpse and blood to ascend to the throne of the Dragon King, learn how to entangle and refine the four masters, defeat Hisoku Loro and become a new generation of Hokage!"

"..."

The red-haired boy seemed to have seen something suffocating. He held his forehead and paused for a long time, and finally sat helplessly on the steps next to me: "Then I will wait with you."

I moved a little to the side and said, "Okay."

I don't know if it's because of his drunkenness, but Akashi Seijuro looked unexpectedly handsome in my eyes, like a girl.He raised his hand and stroked his red hair. It was soft, smooth and thin, and the hair quality was super good. I was curious about how to maintain it... When he raised his eyes again, the young man's slightly raised outer eyes moved to the center of his field of vision. It looks like a butterfly wing, but also like a small fan, in short, it is very special.

Noticing his undisguised gaze, I looked at him calmly for a few seconds, caught some indescribable expression that flashed by, and shifted my gaze to the center of the pair of red pupils filled with water.

After a while, he lowered his eyelashes first, staring at the ground in a daze.

At that time, I couldn't help but see the picture of girls in high school who came to talk to me in a group. I thought it was okay anyway, so I naturally regarded the person in front of me as a girl who needed to solve the psychological pressure.

Well, usually it’s a tragic meeting. Those girls who have love troubles, academic confusion, and friendship obstacles just want to find someone to talk to. The so-called "I have stories and you have wine" is just "I have garbage" in my opinion. You have buckets".To deal with them, you just need to listen quietly, and then talk about any black history of yourself, and then give specific solutions.

However, most girls can't wait for the last step, and they often get their psychological balance after I finish telling the story, and return to their original state happily.People, as long as they meet people who are more unfortunate than themselves, they will find courage, and find people who are more useless to gain a sense of superiority. Although they inevitably hate themselves, they have to admit that it is reasonable.

The best solution is to introduce people covered in mud to accept criticism, to satisfy "everyone"'s desire for comparison, and to exchange for the false calm of an irresistible atmosphere.

In this case.

"Want to listen to a story? You'll feel better."

With a smile on his face, Akashi sat upright again and nodded: "Okay." He may have never sat on the steps of a public place so indistinctly, but he took it calmly without any objection, as elegant as sitting in a western restaurant and waiting. The waiter served mediocre.

I thought about it for a while and searched my stomach and said: "A long time ago, when I was still living at my aunt's house, I had a hobby of saving money. I hid the cash I got in various ways in a book called "Literary Memoirs". At that time, train tickets could not be booked online, so I planned to take a train to another city to find my mother after saving enough money.”

Maybe it's because I drank too much wine, the voice of the storytelling is a bit low, and it lacks the original humor and indifference, but it sounds a bit quiet, without any sense of gag, just talking about the past that I wouldn't mention when I was sober. .

Glancing at the boy who was listening to the story attentively, I paused for a moment, and then continued: "About a year and a half later, I almost saved up by helping my classmates with homework, selling stationery, and getting a part of the New Year's money. Then the paragraph Suddenly, a boy came to me and asked me to be his sandbag, and he was beaten about four times a week for 50 yuan each time. I thought, it’s incredible, big business, and I immediately agreed.”

Akashi Seijuro frowned indistinctly.

"It was only later that I found out that the local tyrant kid just thought I didn't like it and wanted to find a reason to beat him up, but the money came really fast, and he earned 800 in a month. So he planned to leave on the upcoming National Day, but he didn't expect my aunt I don’t know when he discovered this secret. He took all the money and gave it to his mother. My aunt immediately asked me if I stole the money from the family. But this kind of How can we tell the truth about things, so the ducks are stubborn and refuse to tell them the source."

"In the end, I was beaten violently. I was beaten by that child just now, and my aunt was kicked in the stomach wearing high heels, so I called an ambulance after the beating. The test result seemed to be abdominal bleeding. I can't remember."

I spread my hands and smiled helplessly: "I didn't get any money in the end, and it's fortunate that I didn't go to my mother's house, otherwise I would have made Xiaofeng hate me many years earlier."

The young man remained silent, his bright eyes dimmed, his fingers resting on his knees tightened slightly, and his trousers were wrinkled a few times.

I didn't get the expected reaction, so I turned my head to look at the side face of the boy in doubt. The streamlined face that seemed to be carefully carved was buried in the shadow of the light, and the corners of the straight mouth were tightly pursed.

"I've never told this story to anyone else. If you find it boring, then change another one!" I suddenly realized, and clapped my fists, "The last day of the sixth grade summer vacation..."

"do not talk."

The red-haired boy interrupted suddenly, he pressed my shoulders hard, lowered his head and remained silent.That pleading gesture successfully stuck my vocal cords, so I could only quietly watch his indistinct expression and clenched right fist.

The shoulder was pinched, and I raised my hand to stroke his hair calmly: "Did it make you unhappy? I'm sorry, maybe it's because the selection of materials is not good, next time..."

This time the boy's hand slipped directly from his shoulders, and hugged my back tightly, with terrifying strength, and his warm palms rested on the top of the shoulder blades.

"...It's rare for you to talk about yourself. I really want to hear the end, but even if I know everything, my attitude will still not change. I usually keep my mouth shut, but after drinking, will I regret it tomorrow? "

"Regret?" My brain was in a mess and I couldn't find the point in this passage.

"There must be a lot of things I don't want people to know."

Hearing this, I smiled easily, and looked at the side face of the boy close at hand: "It's okay, you won't tell others anyway, and I'm not drunk at all, if I drink too much, I will definitely lose my memory the next day. Besides, Akashi Seijuro ranks very high, so I'm a little confident."

The boy blinked, and quickly kissed my eyelid: "So what?"

At that moment, I inevitably thought of Qi Mu.

The red-haired boy was looking down at me with bright eyes.

Ah, this is something deeper than "like".

"...I suddenly want to drink milk tea! There are so many people at the gate of COCO."

Akashi stared at me steadily for a few seconds, then sighed slightly, let go of his hands and dropped to his side in loss.He followed my averted gaze, and then naturally took over the conversation: "I'll go buy it, don't run around."

Watching the boy's back go away, the street lamp elongated the shadow, and a thick smear of red was reflected in the river beside him. The slightly rippling water ripples blurred the firm and straight body, reflecting each other with the light gap revealed by the lantern.

The child who looked immature and calm in the face of troubles has grown into a reliable adult.

I held my chin, picked up the stones on the ground and threw them into the river.It didn't make a few floats as expected, but sank to the bottom of the river without saying a word, splashing a few clusters of water.Touching her hot cheeks, she couldn't help sighing heavily: "... Alas."

"People who once swore not to drink alcohol are also drunk. Should I lament that the world is changing?"

The voice from above my head couldn't be more familiar. I looked up and saw a young man with secondary illness standing on the top of the stone arch bridge.He lay on the handrails on both sides of the bridge and raised his eyebrows lazily and smiled down. His black hair was slightly shaken by the night wind, and there was a hint of ridicule hidden in his dark red eyes.

Moving away, I retracted my gaze and continued to sit on the steps by the river, resting my chin and thinking about life. I gradually became a little sleepy, my eyelids began to become heavy, and I faintly felt that I was about to fall forward.

"pat-"

"...You actually shamed people with stones, are you naive?" I woke up instantly, and complained while covering my head.

Orihara Lin also turned around and leaned against the bridge pillar, only half of his back was exposed, his elbows rested casually on the surface of the square stone platform, and he looked down at the crowd on the other side of the river: "I can't even float in the water." The guy doesn't seem to have the right to talk about me?" There was sarcasm between the lines.

"..." Tsk.

"So why did you drink all of a sudden?"

"After all, you're an adult, you can drink as much as you want."

"Pour a cup?"

"……roll!"

The young man with his back turned to me suddenly laughed, a rare crisp and non-ironic laugh that actually sounded a bit like Akashi.

Everything really went wrong tonight.

"Well, since I have a guardian, I won't stay any longer. Don't fall into the river."

The reflection in the water was disturbed by the wind, the crowd passed through it, and the light was colorful.When I look back, the boy who is confident that he will not be held down by anyone and loves all human beings has disappeared.

"Who would fall into the river...cut, a sophomore in middle school who is afraid of dogs..."

"what?"

"Eh?"

The warm thing was stuffed into the palm of his hand, and he turned around to see Akashi standing aside with a puzzled face, probably not long after he arrived.I secretly breathed a sigh of relief, although I don't know why I suddenly became timid.

I pulled out the straw and stuck it viciously into the mouth of the cup. I patted the stone steps on the left vaguely: "Sit down."

He raised his forehead: "It's too easy for you to fall into the water, be careful... Sure enough, you shouldn't have been left here alone just now. Fortunately, nothing happened."

"Ha, toast! To the stumbling youth! To the useless parents! And a group of idiots who are willing to approach me!"

Holding up the cup of milk tea to face the round moon, I stood up staggeringly, stepped on the stone bench, and smiled condescendingly: "Baili Xi He De He Neng, won one or two confidants, three or five friends, and I have no regrets in this life."

Looks like he's intoxicated.

At the moment when I let my body move independently, a strong force suddenly grabbed my collar, and immediately yanked it, facing the boy below, who was facing my face on his back.

Then my body tilted due to inertia, my toes left the stone bench and stepped into the air, my waist was stopped by my arms, and I subconsciously pressed the boy's shoulders, the facial features in front of me quickly enlarged, and finally fell into his arms in a falling way, Lips and teeth collided, and there was pain.

The fingers of the red-haired boy grabbing my collar suddenly tightened, and he ruthlessly pulled in his direction. His movements were rough and forceful, completely lacking in his usual humble and elegant appearance.

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The fluorescent lamp above my head dutifully emits white light. I took a deep breath and stared at the ceiling of a suspected hotel room with rounded eyes.

Fake alcohol harms people!

Check out what's going on! !

Can I call for help, bastard! ! !

Unexpectedly, from the corner of the eye, the small blue box placed on the bedside table immediately came into view. The big [Durex] lettering showed its identity.

I picked up one of them tremblingly... mmp still has a fresh vanilla flavor in a vitality pack——

At this moment, the door was suddenly opened with a beep, accompanied by the voice of someone who came: "Baili, are you awake? There is breakfast here..."

The teenager who stepped into the room happened to be in time for this scene, not too early or too late, and the timing was very good.I held up a piece of extremely eye-catching durex and slowly turned my head mechanically, staring blankly at the person coming, and made a voice of lovelessness——

"Yesterday... what happened?"