[Comprehensive] Yes, this is a university

My name is Baili Xi, I am 18 years old, and I am a freshman in W City.

On the day of the report, I dragged three boxes and stood in front of the school badge for a long time, staring blankly at the colorful hair colors in the school.

By the way, are there so many people with so many hair colors?

Taking two steps back, I reconfirmed that my school name was correct, and took the report sheet over and over again to study for half an hour before convincing myself to accept this fact.

I really don't know why these people take it for granted. Hey!Is colorful hair normal!Is it normal for someone to heal after being scratched by a trolley case in less than 30 seconds?There are still many people exuding a blingbling aura, is this normal!My 18 years should not have been in vain!

Well, during this period of my life when I doubted it, a boy with pink hair passed by with two things like antennas on his head.It seems to be a sophomore or junior student, wearing light green glasses, and carrying a plastic bag from a dessert shop in his hand.

Twitching the corners of my mouth, I tried my best to build up my mind, took a deep breath, and strode into the school threshold dragging a pile of luggage.

After entering, this feeling is particularly intuitive. The college students all around have all kinds of hairstyles, and now they find that the black-haired self is a different kind.

A straight road goes halfway, with ginkgo trees planted on the sidewalks on both sides, basketball and football fields on the left, and girls' dormitories on the right.

Carrying my luggage, I stood silently on the side of the basketball court and stared at a group of teenagers who were scrambling for the basketball in the middle of the court, with red, yellow, blue, green, purple... and so on rainbow-like hair.And the passers-by around took it for granted and desperately applauded a dark-skinned boy who dunked.

I feel like I must be dreaming.

It is estimated that my expression now looks like I have eaten Xiang, and after waiting for a long while in disgust, I dragged the box and ran away.Either I'm crazy or the world is crazy, and I'd rather believe the latter.

There are many colorful sheds around the playground, which looked like a welcome point. I walked slowly and squinted to find the Yichuan brand.

A few seniors sat under the shed and watched me with a smile on my face, dragging a pile of luggage and panting like a cow. I was sweating profusely under the scorching sun. As soon as I took out my ID card and registered, I heard someone yelling from afar—— -

"Ah! My red fat times!"

A pair of brightly colored underwear fluttered high in the air, falling from the third floor in a beautiful arc, and then was blocked by the hook on the first floor, flying in the wind ostentatiously, like a flag.

I kept an indifferent face and slipped away after I got the accommodation card, not wanting to stay here for a second longer.Sure enough, there was a female dormitory opposite the playground. I looked at the boarding card against the sun, and it was in the third building, 345, a four-person room.

This is a very six number, I thought so.

In the glass room on the first floor is the dormitory manager who is in charge of registration. He has bright orange hair. My eyes probably stayed on the top of this aunt's hair the whole time, otherwise she wouldn't have handed over the worst set of hygiene tools. .

Now I carry not only three suitcases, but also a mop, a dustpan, a broom, an air conditioner remote control, and a bedroom key.Obviously, the little goblin of the air conditioner remote control has no batteries, so I wisely ran to the supermarket and bought two AAA batteries.

The uncle in the supermarket has green hair and a big nose. I stared at the green patch above his head with great anxiety, and scanned Alipay with twitching corners of my eyes.

It took me a while to find 345, but there was no one there anyway, so after thinking about it, I chose the bed on the innermost right.Because there is a wall blocking it, people outside the window will not notice any wretched things.

After putting down my luggage, I went to the supermarket again to buy a mattress, toothbrush and toothpaste, soap, trash cans, basins... and a series of daily necessities. When holding the trash can with the mattress between the elbows, the people in the back row suddenly made a sound.

"I'll get it for you."

I still maintained a lifeless face, and when I turned my head, I saw a light brown-haired boy with a gentle and polite smile on his face, reaching out to help hug the black trash can, which was stuffed with an extended version. Using Sophie at night, I clearly saw that the boy's ears were red.

Uh, there is always an illusion that I am playing hooligans.

That clean and good-looking boy bought... a large bottle of white wine? ?I tried my best to convince myself that people should not be judged by appearances, and tried my best to keep my eyes off the bucket of Red Star Erguotou.But probably because the sneak peek was too obvious, the boy's face became more embarrassed, he turned his head away, leaving only a profile face stained with blush.

Well, my fault.

After I came out of the supermarket, I thanked him and snatched my bucket back.ah?Why do you ask me to snatch it back?Nonsense, if you don't take it away, do you still want someone to help you get the women's dormitory downstairs? I don't want to leave a strange impression on the first day.

The boy has eyes of the same color as his hair, no, they should be a little lighter.He looked at my struggling steps with worry, and left after confirming again and again that there was really no need for help.

He is really a very gentle person.

After successfully transporting everything back to the dormitory, I was paralyzed on the chair and didn't want to move.Staring at the ceiling with dead fish eyes, I turned on the air conditioner and immediately began to enjoy the cool breeze, waiting for my roommate to come to the door.

I have to say that this decision was correct, because it didn't take long for a girl to come to my door. She wore a light gold high ponytail and pulled a huge roll of quilt with one hand. The next time I raised my hand, I threw it on the bed in a numb manner, so neat that I wanted to applaud her.

The girl's father followed her, holding two boxes, and began to help her make the bed without saying a word.I waved to her as a greeting while maintaining a salty-fish paralyzed posture, and unexpectedly got a very bright smile.

I sighed and planned to wipe the bed boards. I just climbed to the upper bunk door and opened it again. This time it was a brown-haired girl with her brother.He was slightly stunned for a moment when he met his gaze, and then he pursed his lips and looked at me with a very shy smile.The girl's daddy even helped me set up the bed board, very enthusiastic.

After getting everything basically sorted out, it was almost evening. 345 has accommodated three people so far, and it took a total of one day.

I took my wallet and went to the cafeteria to look for food by myself, and familiarize myself with the environment by the way.After queuing for a long time, I ordered a bowl of rice noodles.

"Which classmate's health rice noodles?"

"Here, thank you, Auntie."

I signaled accordingly, took the hot bowl and put it in the condiment area, took the lead in scooping out a scoop of vinegar and added it all at once, and the sour smell permeated instantly.

Suddenly there was a scorching gaze from the side, and he subconsciously tilted his head and raised his eyes, just in time to meet a pair of blue eyes, the corners of which were raised, and there seemed to be some...disgust?

I silently looked away, and calmly added another scoop of vinegar.

"Hey……"

The man spoke suddenly. He looked down at my rice noodles. Maybe he didn't expect to make a sound. The boy hesitated for a moment, and said seriously: "This is vinegar."

Hey, this guy is really funny.

I raised my eyes to look back at his bronze-colored skin, and it took me a while before I replied: "I know."

Know you have added so much more!Aomine Daihui felt that he definitely met a mentally handicapped person today, he twitched the corners of his mouth, didn't say anything, and watched the black-haired girl leave with vinegar rice noodles.

I sat down and ate rice noodles earnestly. By the way, I checked the space with my mobile phone, but no one talked about it.Just as I was eating the vegetables floating on top of the noodle soup, a person sat down across from me.

With the rice noodle in my mouth, I casually looked at the seat opposite. For a moment, the dead fish eyed the dead fish eye, and both of them were a little stunned.

The man's red pupils were half-opened due to laziness, and he also has a strange silver hair.The man recovered quickly, said nothing, and continued to eat his fried noodles.

Let's see which school's teacher this age is probably.As I guessed, I swallowed the fried egg in my mouth.

"……classmate."

"what?"

I found that the number of times I was yelled at was really high this day.The silver-haired man on the other side scratched his head and said in a helpless tone: "What are you eating?"

I first looked down at my bowl, and then told him solemnly: "Health rice noodles."

"No, I mean... oh...forget it." The man waved his hands helplessly to end this inexplicable conversation. He seemed to have been hit by some super blow, and his whole body was paralyzed.

Seeing him like this, I frowned slightly, and looked at the man's face seriously: "This is just rice noodles with vinegar, at best, it's the same as your silver afro, teacher."

A small intersection appeared on the top of the man's head, he ground his teeth and put down his chopsticks in displeasure: "Hey, this classmate, you can see clearly, Yinsang's curly hair is naturally curly, and it has nothing to do with an afro at all. It doesn't matter, haven't you heard that guys with natural curly hair are good guys?"

I took the lead to look away, wiped off the oil and water on the table with a paper towel, shook my head to myself, and ignored him.This person was probably waiting for me to complain about him, and I decided not to give him this opportunity.

Picking up the bowl to put it in the recycling bin, the silver-haired man glanced up at me just as he stood up.I silently looked back at him and picked up my wallet.

The button was not fastened properly, and the dark red eyes stared at the fried noodles on the table without emotion, but the fingers were pretty.

Eh, so he might be a music teacher or something.

I couldn't help slowing down and gave him another look before leaving.Then the silver-haired man looked up at me again, and after that I couldn't help but look again and told myself it was the last time.

"Student...which courtyard are you from?"

The man suddenly spoke. He raised his face and propped his arms for his chin. He casually poked the shredded pork inside the fried noodles with his chopsticks. His lazy eyes glanced at my face inadvertently.

"..."

I turned my head and ran away, walking faster and faster, for fear that this person would catch up.

My name is Bailixi. This year, September [-]th is the first day of reporting. I solemnly summarize the following points:

I probably went to a fake college so is it too late to transfer now.