[Comprehensive] The Bankruptcy Routine of a Retired Savior

It has been more than a month since the cat servant was summoned.

For more than a month, Chaldea was calm.The daily activities of cat servants are very regular and quiet, as if it was summoned completely to accept the feeding from humans and servants, eat, sleep and eat, not only can you order it at Chef Emiya Single, and even relying on his cuteness and righteousness, he can lie in the arms of girls and sisters from all walks of life and sleep soundly. It really makes all (male) members of Chaldea envy and hate.

No, don't get me wrong.

What everyone envies is not the mizi who can lie in the arms of young ladies-although they are also very envious, but this feeling must never be shown in front of young ladies with explosive force values. "Say it or die "The curse!

Therefore, the only ones who can be justifiably envied by male members from all walks of life are the young ladies who can brazenly masturbate cats.

You know - this is a cat!He is the only fluffy who is still active in Chaldea besides Fufu!

Cats are so cute!Who doesn't like cats? !

Even science has proved that petting cats is an activity that is beneficial to physical and mental health, and it is a good medicine that can relieve human psychological stress. Yes... But what is sad and indignant is that only young ladies can touch such a cute cat! !

How can it be repaired!

It's all Emiya's fault! !

Why is this guy so domineering and not allowing men/male servants to lick cats? !Why? ! !

Emiya calmly raised the frying pan: "Because Chaldea is the one who cooks."

Everyone/Servants: "..."

Can't be bothered, can't be bothered.

All in all, under the oppression of a certain chef, the men of Chaldea are gloomy, and spend every day in the regret of watching cute cats walking around but not being able to hug or touch them. It can be said to be very pitiful up.

So, one day, the sole master of Chaldea, Fujimaru Tateka, was asked by a Mr. Lancer who did not want to be named.

"Hey! Little girl, next time you go to the singularity, you might as well try to take that guy with you! Huh? Who are you asking? It's the one who guards the cat every day so that no one else can touch it, speaks harshly, and is critical. An irritable cleaning addict, you can be said to be a guy who has nothing but cooking skills!"

This kind of point is too clear, 80.00% of the sentence is burying others, and Fujimaru Tachika immediately shed a cold sweat.

Fujimaru Tachika said with a dry smile, "Huh? Why, why are you talking about this all of a sudden?"

Mr. Lancer, who did not want to be named, replied: "Because it's weird, right? Chaldea's servants were all on stage when the singularity was cleared, but why did that guy stay in Chaldea? Although I don't want to admit it , but sometimes it's an advantage to let the guy go first - of course, the main thing is I want you to hold him back so I can get a good look at the cat. After all, don't you think it's super weird ? The cat follower?! Have you ever seen a cat become a hero? Or a hero who can become a cat? Is there such a character?!"

Fujimaru Rika: "..."

No!Excuse!These are all excuses! !

What are you going to do to lure a cat? !

It's crazy!I didn't expect you to be the number one cat controler in Chaldea! !

Fujimaru Tachika scratched her face and said, "Although I really want to help you, Mr. Cu Chulainn, but—I feel that Mr. Emiya himself doesn't seem to have any strong will to join the war."

Mr. Cu Chulainn, who did not want to be named, showed a strange look: "Is that possible? Little girl, the servants who will come to Chaldea are all here to help you. For us, you are not only the Master, They are also like-minded people with us. So, since they have the same purpose, how can there be a follower who 'answered the call but was unwilling to participate in the battle'? If he is unwilling to participate in the battle, what is that guy doing here?"

"……Cook?"

"..."

It's reasonable, there's no flaws... no wonder! !

Cu Chulainn put on his battle attire in a second, raised his gun, and said thoughtfully, "Oh—very interesting, I'm a little interested! Speaking of which, where is that guy at this time?"

"Wait, Mr. Cu Chulainn! What are you going to do?! Why did you even take out the gun after changing your clothes??!" Fujimaru Tachika turned pale in shock.

Cu Chulainn waved his hand: "Don't care about such trivial matters, it's just in case."

Fujimaru Tachika: "This is no small matter! And Mr. Cu Chulainn, what are you going to prepare for in case!!"

"Little girl, don't worry too much! You said it's a trivial matter!" Cu Chulainn walked away with a gun on his shoulder, without looking back at the poor Master who was left behind by him.

So, as an ordinary human being, Fujimaru Tachika, of course, instantly lost track of this Lancer who was very good at talking to himself and had an unparalleled spirit of death.

Fujimaru Tatsuka felt a head two big.

--so terrible! !

Fujimaru Tatsuka held her head with a desperate expression.

What if these two fight! !

It's okay to fight, but the key is - where can I find the materials for repairing Chaldea? !

Help! ! !

At this time, I don't know if I heard the desperate cry in Fujimaru Tatsuka's head. Not far from her, Mash and Knight King Artoria were walking towards her.

"Huh? Senior? What's wrong with you?"

"Lixiang? You look troubled, how can I help you?"

The two reliable young ladies uttered their voices at the same time, which moved Tatsuka Fujimaru to tears.

"Great!" Fujimaru Tachika rushed forward, holding the hands of the two reliable ladies with tears in his eyes, "Please stop Mr. Cu Chulainn and Mr. Emiya from dismantling Chaldea, please!!"

"...Huh?" X2

……

Chaldea, in the flower garden, under the simulated sunlight, Emiya is sitting on a stone chair, flipping through a certain travel book borrowed from the library, and flirting with Mizi lying on her shoulder talking.

"Miwu..." the cat servant complained to Mimimi.

"...Oh." But Emiya was very calm.

The cat follower shouted: "Miwu!"

"Yeah." Emiya was still very calm.

The cat servant acted like a baby: "Meow!! Meow! Meow!!"

Emiya finally had no choice but to close the book in her hand: "What's the matter? Didn't you say you wanted to come to the flower garden at first? Why are you talking about being bored now?"

"mum!"

"Yes, yes, I understand. You came here with good intentions to supply electricity to the flower garden and save electricity for Chaldea... But we really have nothing to do at this time? If so, what's the point of us sitting here and reading for a while relation?"

"Meow!"

"No. The swimming pool has been out of power for a long time, and even if you charge it now, it won't work immediately—and most importantly, you can't swim at all, right?"

"Miwu~mi~~" The palm-sized Mizi put her arms around Emiya's neck, rubbing her fluffy head back and forth, almost rolling on the floor.

Emiya showed a helpless look, and supported the coquettish miko on his shoulder, lest this guy roll on the ground without paying attention.

"Don't be willful! Don't say anything like 'I won't drown anyway, so you can do whatever you want'...Huh? I'll teach you? No, I refuse. Yin, you have to admit that you really don't have the talent for swimming— —”

"Meow!!"

Therefore, when Cu Chulainn came to the flower garden, what he saw was the scene of Chef Gao Leng being scratched online.

"Oh!" Cu Chulainn showed an interested look, "It's amazing, kitty! But this guy is very boring, little guy, do you want to consider coming to play with me?"

Cu Chulainn reached out to Miko, then withdrew.

The next second, a knife was stuck under his feet. If he hadn't withdrawn his hand quickly, the knife would have chopped off his hand mercilessly.

cut!Knew it would be like this! !

Cu Chulainn sneered: "What are you doing, you bastard! Even if the cat is your wife, she still has the right to choose who to play with, right? She is so nervous about protection, what is she afraid of?! What a pathetic man. Dominance!"

"Indeed." Emiya had a cold face, but unexpectedly agreed with Cu Chulainn's words, "As an independent existence, it is her own right to associate with whoever Yin wants—but!" Emiya clenched the knife , full of murderous intent, "As her guardian, I also have the right to remove the pests from her side." He swung his knife angrily, "Go to hell! People|wife controllers have no right to speak!"

"Hey! What's wrong with man|wife control?! Why do you have such a big opinion on man|wife control! I didn't seduce| seduce your wife!" , blocked the knife with a long | gun, very annoyed.

Emiya said seriously: "Yes, I will never give you such a scum such a chance."

"The more you talk, the more you go too far!! And you speak as if you really have a wife!!"

The two servants with extremely bad compatibility just started fighting like this.

On one side, Miko tilted her head and flicked her tail, her expression was extremely pure and innocent; in the distance, the King of Knights and Ma Xiu, who was holding Tatsuka Fujimaru, were rushing quickly.

"Wow! Sure enough, there was a fight... Huh? When did the flower garden restore power? Ah, no——" Fujimaru Tachika wanted to hug her head again, "Stop the fight! Mr. Emiya!! Mr. Cu Chulainn!! Calm down!!!"

The king of knights flicked his head, and said with a serious face: "Lixiang, do you need me to stop them?"

"Then please—"

"Although intervening at this time may destroy the flower garden because the strength cannot be recovered in time."

"—No, no, wait a little longer!!!"

At this time, the two people on the battlefield also retreated and paused for a while.

"Hey! You guys are a bit strange - when you met you in the Holy Grail War last time, you didn't seem to be able to fight like this?!" Cu Chulainn was a little curious, but more of a fighting spirit, " Interesting! This is even more fun, after all, last time you were really vulnerable!"

Emiya said with a cold face, "Oh? Really? But no matter how vulnerable I am, standing at the end is better than a loser ordered to commit suicide by my master."

Cu Chulainn: "..." Super angry! !

Matthew whispered: "Mr. Emiya is really good at poking people's wounds."

Fujimaru Tachika smiled dryly: "Ahaha..." In fact, the two of them must be each other.

Holding the sword, the King of Knights interrupted the fiery stares of the two men, and said solemnly: "Enough! Archer, Lancer! As servants who came to this world in response to the master's call and came to save humanity, how can you Fighting in Chaldea over a trivial matter? Where did you leave the Master? How rude! Just stop like this!"

Emiya frowned, although she still had the urge to blow the dog's head off, she restrained herself from the overall situation.

Cu Chulainn clicked his tongue, and just about to say something, he heard a soft meow not far from him.

"Artoria." The white and round Mizi blinked her cute cat eyes, looked at the King of Knights, and said in a soft voice, "I heard Cu Chulainn tell Finn two days ago that all women Among the followers, you are the most unsuitable figure for bikinis, after all, bikinis require the figure of a mature woman, but you are about the same level as Nursery Rhyme... Artoria, who is Nursery Rhyme?"

Everyone: "..."

Silence, deathly silence, enveloped the garden.

Then, a certain switch was flipped.

In the flustered self-defense of Cu Chulainn waving his hands again and again, the King of Knights raised his sword solemnly.

"Shameless scum! Go to hell!! Excalibur!!!"

"No no no me - wow!!!"

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Emiya Daily: Don't Touch!roll!

Fate Daily: Big dog, you died so badly! !

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The text of the card, here is a chapter on the moon's daily blood recovery