[Comprehensive] The Bankruptcy Routine of a Retired Savior

Maybe it's because it took too much mana after a fight with a really annoying gold glitter, or maybe it took more energy to rebuild this area than Emiya imagined, so I took a break from a busy day , He fell asleep unknowingly.

In the dream, his messy memory seemed to become more chaotic, but it seemed to be pulled by some kind of force, and gradually became clearer.

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The beginning of the dream was a long, long time ago on a winter day, on the eve of a certain Christmas.

During this rare holiday, the boy named Emiya Shiro did not participate in ministry work/go out to work/solve troubles for others, but stayed at home normally during normal hours.Although he couldn't be free for anything, he was still taking action this time, and his goal was to do a big cleaning of his home before the New Year!

remove!This kind of thing can't be bothered at all by the young Emiya who has an explosive girlfriend-because he usually does cleaning to pass the time when he is bored-so, in just half a day, the building as big as It was the Wei Gong mansion in the hotel that was cleaned up by the young Wei Gong, but there were also accidents: when he cleaned the study room, he found that there seemed to be a lot of books on his bookshelf?

"Don't Coward the Overbearing President", "The Diary of the Devil's Sand Sculpture", "The Hot Eyes of the Ice Princess"...

Sorry what category is this?

What are these things?In the first half of his life, he never seemed to have seen such a mess of... books? ? ?

With an indescribably delicate mood, Wei Gong juvenile found these books whose painting styles were obviously different from those of Wei Gong's family from his own bookshelf, and piled them on the ground, in a pile half the height of a person.And just as he was rubbing his chin and thinking about how to dispose of these books, a fluffy ball—no, not the fluffy cat lady, but a weird thing similar to a large dandelion—jumped Come with a jump.

"Be merciful! Be merciful, young Emiya!" the big dandelion yelled in a panic, "These are my beloved little books, you need to cherish them more!"

Emiya boy shouldn't know this big dandelion.

Of course it is.

Because the 16-year-old Shirou Emiya doesn't even know how to use his own magic circuit, his ignorance is ridiculous.

But many years later, Emiya, who became 1/2 UO of a certain world, knew this dandelion.

So Wei Gong looked down at the books at his feet, and when he looked up again, he was still standing in the study of Wei Gong's family, but this "Wei Gong's family" was not the original "Wei Gong's family".And he is no longer that ignorant teenager.

"Your unique taste is astonishing, Dandelion. Personally, I'm not prepared to say too much about your preferences, but I hope you'll make a decision next time you're making a decision about your choice of where to store your books. Think about it, this is not a friendly children's book after all."

"I told you not to call me a dandelion!" The round dandelion, who was once assigned to Sawada Yin's partner task system as a political affairs officer, yelled at Emiya dissatisfied, "I am a high-level AI! AI! ! Do you understand?!"

The head of the Wei Gong family, who also served as the mother and father of the Wei Gong family, was unmoved, and said with a straight face: "Anything is fine, in short - put away your things! If these things are boarded at home The little devils saw it, and your vacation is over, understand?!"

"It's too much!" Dandelion muttered dissatisfiedly, stepped forward to "swallow" her little ones into the fluffy body, and then collapsed on the ground as if full of food, becoming more and more like a fluffy dandelion.It was BALABALA, chattering as always, "You bastard, you are so worried about the brats who just come to stay at home for a few days, I really don't know how you got this old lady personality, what's more, A guy like you is still a dog! I’m so pissed off!! I also want a CP who is as sweet and salty as Yin—warm like a mother, considerate like a wife, cute like a daughter, and more like a pet It's just as cute... 1551, why did my Yin choose you as the CP!! I'm not convinced!!!"

Veins twitched on Wei Gong's forehead, he picked up the gibberish dandelion and threw it out of the study.

——What is your voice?You're just an auxiliary AI, don't add so much drama to yourself, okay? !

Thinking of the scheming knives that appeared next to Yin after connecting the small world, Emiya was full of displeasure, put away his apron, and prepared to go to the dojo, and have a good talk with Yin who guided Sawada Tsunayoshi and Rokudoku ——No matter what, it's too much to have so many idlers waiting to join in the fun in the first month of the wedding! !

But after Wei Gong walked through the long corridors one after another, passing through the lights and shadows one after another, when the door of the dojo slowly opened in front of him, the branches and leaves that were still shaking in the afterglow of autumn at the last moment withered, and the heavy snow The world is covered.

Time and memory are intertwined again.

Emiya boy raised his head and saw the mysterious cat lady who called herself a voice in the dojo.

"Sound?" Wei Gong looked at her in surprise, "Why are you here?"

"Shirou!" Miss Cat followed the slight turning of the door when she opened the door. She blinked her round cat eyes, raised her paw, and said in a voice so cute that it would melt your heart, "Shirou! I'll teach you the way of swordsmanship. Bar!"

Wei Gong was stunned: "Huh? Why did you suddenly—"

"Because Shirou is too weak, it's too worrying!" The cat said solemnly, as if it was a decision that had been carefully considered, "So I decided to teach Shirou the ultimate swordsmanship that even a monkey can learn. !"

Wei Gong boy: "..."

Isn't this really hurting him?

Wei Gong boy sighed: "Okay, Yin, thank you very much for your kindness, but I don't know much about kendo——Wow?!"

The invisible force field pulled Emiya boy into the dojo, and then threw a model knife on him.

"Ah-huh?!"

He caught the vibrating and stiff model knife in a panic, and held the sword that was not familiar to him jerky, but when he gradually grasped the handle of the knife, the familiar touch and familiar power came out. When this kind of power flowed from his palm to the sword, the stiff model knife gradually turned into a familiar pair of black and white swords in his eyes, and the winter snowflakes swirling and falling outside the window also Slowly changed to the warm light of autumn.

Interplay of light and shadow.

Emiya raised his head and saw Yin with a sly smile on the opposite side of the dojo, and he also saw Tsunayoshi Sawada, Rokudoku and a group of knife spirits who were watching the excitement next to the dojo.

"...Please spare me." Wei Gong sighed, "Yin, you know I don't want to fight with you."

After changing from the guardian driven by Alaya to the guardian of another world, the person who worshiped Emiya also changed from the stingy Alaya to the UO of the world.Therefore, under the supply of power based on the world, the basic attributes of the pseudo-heroic Wei Gong have been doubled several times, so that it is not a problem for him to receive the attack of the strange power EX's sound head-on.And now that the problem of strange power has been solved, if you just fight swordsmanship, the sound of smashing with brute force all the year round is naturally inferior to him... But the problem is, this is not a question of whether you can beat it at all!

The biggest question here, isn't why he wanted to exchange feelings with his legal wife in the sword dojo in the first month of marriage? !

Although for those who like kendo, the kendo field may indeed be a good place, but if you think about it carefully, if it is only him and Yin, some interesting things will happen, for example, Wei Gong remembers , A long time ago, he and Yin had some very pleasant memories in the sword dojo, even though he was beaten unilaterally in many cases, but under Yin's smile, these things are not troublesome at all... …

but!

The issue is!

There are not only the two of them in the sword dojo now!

You unsightly onlookers!Can't you be a little more conscious and leave a little private space for the newlyweds? ! !

Emiya looked around, and saw a group of boring people, big and small, squatting beside the kendo field with great interest, looking at the two of them with bright eyes, with "Fight! Fight!" written all over their faces.

——Be a little more conscious, you guys! !

Wei Gong couldn't help sighing again.

So, under the watchful eyes of a group of bear children, the good-natured patriarch finally got angry and picked up a certain unconscious big cat and took it away.

"Huh? Shi...Shirou?" The big cat, who couldn't react, lay on Wei Gong's shoulder with a cute expression on his face.

The onlookers who were planning to watch a good show were also dumbfounded.

Seeing that the two parents were about to leave, Naruto, who sneaked into this world as a guest in his busy schedule, let out an "ah" and thought of an important question.

"Brother Weigong!" Naruto jumped up and down beckoning, his expression was extremely concerned, like a small padded jacket, "It's getting late, where are you going?"

The elder, who has seen through everything, is ruthless: "You can settle the dinner yourself."

Everyone: "..."

qaq

So ruthless!

Seeing everyone's collapsed expressions, the big cat hid his face in the pocket of his shoulder and chuckled softly.

Wei Gong wanted to scare her with a straight face, but when he saw her smiling face, he couldn't help but smile.

"Are you—actually, on purpose?"

Does this wicked little devil like to tease him so much?

Emiya really wanted to complain, but he was mature enough and stable enough to know when he should put his head down on this little devil and not give her a chance to cock her tail.

But the young Emiya Shiro didn't understand.

So in the kendo field that day, the boy Wei Gong who was driven by Miss Cat to put ducks on the shelves and frightened countless times by her finally couldn't help complaining.

"—Actually, you did it on purpose, right?!"

After being knocked away with the sword in his hand for the Nth time, Wei Gong boy went crazy, staring at the snickering Miss Cat in front of him.

"Is it so fun to scare me?!"

Miss Cat blinked her eyes, and then she smiled sweetly and softly on her gorgeous face that was inclined toward demons: "I didn't scare Shirou!"

"Obviously you—"

"It's just that Shirou is so cute, I can't help but want to tease Shirou!" At this point, Miss Cat put her hands behind her back, lowered her head sadly, and said sadly, "Doesn't Shirou like to play with me?"

The pure young Wei Gong was startled, he was obviously the victim, but at this time he panicked in front of the cute and aggressive Miss Cat, and was at a loss: "No, there is no such thing! I also like to play with Yin... ..."

So, in an instant, Miss Cat, who was about to cry one second, smiled cutely the next.

"Right, right! Shirou really likes to play with me, right?! Then let's continue?~~"

Wei Gong boy: "..."

big liar! ! !

night.

With a sore back and sore back, Wei Gong returned to the study firmly and continued his cleaning.

And at this time, the little devil's lost conscience finally felt a bit of pain, and he offered to help the young boy Wei Gong.

But Wei Gong's first reaction was to refuse.

"This...forget it?" Wei Gong's young man laughed dryly, "Yin, you should rarely do such a thing, right? I'll just do it."

Although he already knew that the essence of the tone in front of him was actually just a naughty little devil, when faced with this extremely beautiful face, it was still difficult for the good boy Emiya to make the decision to let such a beautiful girl help him clean up.What's more, he doesn't really believe in this little devil's housework ability - no matter how you look at it, this lady cat has a face that is served by others!

But a blunt refusal was too hurtful, so the young Emiya racked his brains to think of reasons for his refusal.

"And... that... Yin, it's hard for you to touch most of the real objects in your current state, right?"

"But I can do it! Or do you think Shirou detests me?" The little devil showed a frustrated and wronged look again, and looked at him pitifully.

Wei Gong boy: "..."

What else can he say...

What else can he say? !

So with the feeling of a strong man breaking his wrist, Wei Gong boy handed the broom to Miss Cat with a heavy heart.

However, when Miss Cat took the broom and put on the apron, he looked at such a rare Miss Cat who looked like a good wife and loving mother, and suddenly he was dazed, and incomprehensible emotions swirled in his heart, making his heart pound. His face was also suddenly hot, so that he didn't even dare to look at her again.

--what happened?

--What's up with him?

Wei Gong boy was a little flustered.

In order not to let the cat lady, who sometimes seemed too perceptive, see through his emotions at the moment, the young Emiya took a book under cover and flipped through it.

But just as he opened the book, Miss Cat came over again.

""Short Stories in Foreign Languages"? Ah! This! "The Heart of Broken Stories", I have read it!" Miss Cat stood beside him with a smile, obviously at this moment as a spirit body, she would not have breath and temperature, nor would she There would be no weight, but the young Emiya still became nervous inexplicably, as if he really felt the close breath.

"Eh? Ah... Ah! Yes, yes..." Emiya stammered a bit.

This may be because the book he picked out was a book he had never read before, and the ignorance shown in front of Miss Cat made him subconsciously embarrassed; His pounding heart made him restless.

"Loving you is the only thing that matters to me, Miss Lester..." Miss Cat read the words from the book softly, "Some people think that love is sex, marriage, a six o'clock kiss in the morning, a bunch of children, maybe That's true, Miss Lester. But you know what I think? I think love is a hand that wants to touch and then withdraws."

"Many people like this sentence, but I like this one the most—" Miss Cat smiled softly beside him, and when the young Emiya turned his head slightly, he could clearly see her slender eyelashes, And the gentle smile in the eyes, "——Inaboy-meets-girlstorytheboyshouldalwaysmeetthegirl."

"alwaysmeet." She approached with a smile, and left with a smile, "I like this word."

At this moment, an inexplicable impulse surged from his heart, and he couldn't help but speak, and stopped the mysterious cat lady: "Yin!"

Miss Cat wearing an apron looked back at him with a pure and innocent look: "What's wrong?"

After the impulsiveness, the young Emiya who regained his sanity couldn't help being tongue-tied and hesitated for a while—he should probably shut up at this moment, or just think of a reason to get over it.

But he didn't.

He just stuttered for a moment and quickly returned to normal.

"Yo, that... I mean—"

Emiya boy took a deep breath.

"—Are you free at Christmas time...?"

Maybe this idiot boy didn't understand what he was thinking at this time.

Maybe he didn't know what kind of mood he was holding to say these words at all, but fortunately, his intuition was often online at many moments when his emotional intelligence was offline.

So Miss Cat laughed, as if she was still ignorant, but also as if she had premeditated.

"Yes!" She giggled, "As long as Shirou calls my name, I will appear in front of Shirou!"

"So...uh...Christmas——" Emiya boy blushed again.

Miss Cat said happily: "Then it's an agreement! Let's spend Christmas together!"

However, on this year's Christmas, Emiya did not wait for this lovely cat lady.

Even Christmas in the second and third years did not wait.

But an agreement is an agreement.

She will always come back.

So, three years after the end of the Holy Grail War, outside his rented apartment in London, he waited for this lady cat.

……

"Long time no see, Yin."

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Emiya slowly opened his eyes in Chaldea.

"sound……"

Not knowing what kind of mood he was holding, he pronounced the name.

So the cat lady also appeared in front of him as she said.

"Shirou, you fell asleep just now!" Miko rested her soft paw on his arm and looked at him with concern, "Are you tired? Ah, it's really a bit of a stretch to build such a large area, right? After all, Shirou Your ability to lose magic is terrible, and you generally don’t like to use engravings... So I said, at this time, just leave the building of the house to Jill! Anyway, he is idle when he is idle.”

The wise king who was hit in the head by the thrown arrow said: "This king is not idle at all!"

However, no one paid any attention to him, even his juvenile body left him and went straight to the cafeteria an hour ago.

Wei Gong smiled and touched the round head of this Mizi, and said warmly: "It's okay, it's not that I don't like to use engraving, but I just forgot it for a while."

On the right half of his body, there is a "magic engraving" covering more than half of his body. He didn't remember what it was, and naturally he couldn't use it.

But now he has remembered.

And he has already understood his own origin and purpose.

"Yin, I want to discuss with you." Wei Gongdao, "The next singularity, I'm going to have a look with Master, is that okay?"

The cat follower was surprised for a moment, and then she laughed.

"Of course!" The cat servant's voice was very happy, "Whatever Shirou wants to do, just do it! I will always support Shirou's meow... well, by the way, don't worry too much, you see everyone started Calling your mother."

After all, he is probably the only follower who will not participate in normal battles with the feeling of "don't disturb the master's learning progress" and "don't interfere with the master's normal growth", right?Really, to worry so much after amnesia, is it really hopeless? !

Emiya pressed the mime's head: "The last sentence can be saved!"

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I don’t know if you have played Pretty Girl DreamWorks

In this game, if the "daughter" raised by everyone can ask out the little brother you like on Christmas Day, it means that you have successfully entered the love line of this character (hehe

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Ok, this article is here~

I wanted to continue writing at first, but after thinking about it for almost a week, I found that there is still nothing to write. After all, under the premise of UO participating in the war, the demon pillars are all scum, and other various sand sculptures are daily...cough Let’s make up your mind, because this article is really long _(:з」∠)_

So, that's it~ See you all by fate~