[Comprehensive] The Bankruptcy Routine of a Retired Savior

【In the case of the Sawada family】

There are three things that Sawada Iemitsu is most proud of in his life.

First things first, he has a super romantic and thoughtful wife.

The second thing is that he has a super cute and well-behaved daughter.

The third thing is that he is the youngest person in history to become an outside consultant... No, wait, do it all over again.

The third thing is that he has a super sensible and super talented son.

Over the years, due to work problems in a certain seafood company, he has been away from his family members less often, but the family photo taken when Tsunayoshi was born has been kept by his side. Although many people do not believe it, Sawada Jiaguang is indeed a man who values ​​his family.

So when he knew that Jiudaimu wanted to train Tsunayoshi as Judai, his first reaction was not ecstatic, but rather unwilling.

This is a matter of course!

There are quite a few candidates for the tenth generation, especially one of them is the son of the ninth generation, Xanxus, so, no matter from which point of view, there is no need to let his son go, right?

Regarding this question, Kudaime thought about it, and told Sawada Iemitsu the truth about Xanxus' life experience.

"But——is it really okay for Kotsuna?"

Iemitsu Sawada still has doubts.

After all, in his memory, his family’s Xiaogang is cute, but a bit timid. When he was three years old, he went to play with him in a haunted house, but he was frightened and cried in the first minute of entering the haunted house—in fact, Xiaogang The talent about the flame of death was also discovered on that day, but it is a pity that before the stupid father Iemitsu Sawada was surprised, he was severely criticized by his own daughter-so, such a child, really can Become a qualified Peng Gelie Judaimu?

Kudaimu gave an affirmative answer: "Of course."

So, from then on, every year during the holidays, Xiao Gang would come to Pengo Lie to learn all kinds of things that ordinary children would never learn.And Xiaogang's astonishing learning ability year after year made everyone feel that Jiudaimu knows a hero!

Looking at Kotsuna who almost has a photographic memory and draws inferences from one instance, Iemitsu Sawada fell into deep thought: Is my son such a genius?So is it because my son is a genius, or is it because I have the option of "genius" in my genes?

Liudao, the next Guardian of the Mist, Crazy Paddle, Muke, just responded with a smile.

Honmaru learning machine, where you can't click, you deserve it.

And two years later, when the culture course temporarily came to an end and the combat part of the study began, Sawada's father followed up with anxiety. What he saw was his son Mengmeng standing where he was, but the instructor was beaten for a while. The scene of the wind blowing into the sky.

Sawada Iemitsu: "?"

Xiaogang smiled softly, and said to the empty place beside him: "Thank you, Big Tengu! But this is my instructor, don't worry, it doesn't matter."

Sawada Iemitsu: "???"

Who are you talking to? ! !

In the end, Iemitsu Sawada, whose door to the new world was opened, came to the garden with a haggard face, sat down on the bench, and stared blankly.

But soon, his cell phone rang.

It was his weak, cute and well-behaved daughter who called.

Sawada Iemitsu took a deep breath, forcibly calmed down, and answered the call with a full face of smiles, but for some reason, this time the call from his good daughter was hesitant and a little bit shy.

He began to have a bad premonition in his heart.

"Um... Dad... when will you come back? I... um... um... Dad, I have someone I like, the one who is going to get married, and I want to bring it for you to see!"

Iemitsu Sawada: "..."

Iemitsu Sawada is in dire straits!

what? !

His good daughter has a marriage partner? !

No! !Dad will never allow it! ! !

The stupid father returned to Japan in a hurry by special plane, with a dark face, intending to play a super fierce father, and beat the bad boy who dared to abduct his good daughter, but in the end——

Three days later, the stupid father returned to Pengo Li with a smile all over his face.

Xiaogang passed by and asked curiously, "Father, why are you so happy? Did something good happen?"

The stupid father lifted Xiao Gang high, laughed and said, "Yes, it's a good thing!"

"Your sister, she has found a reliable and trustworthy person!"

Xiao Gang: "..."

???

Xiao Gang's eyes widened: "Father... what do you mean?"

The stupid father only thought that his son didn't understand the meaning of such words, so he carefully explained to Xiaogang: "What Dad means is that my sister has someone she likes, and she is going to get married!"

Xiao Gang: "..."

!!!

Xiao Gang has decided!

He wants to hate the guy who stole his sister! !

Hate! ! !

【Occasions under the moon】

The day when Sawada Yin graduated from Teidan High School and participated in the graduation party among her classmates happened to be the second day of her full year.

At the banquet, probably due to Jiu Zhuang being cowardly, those classmates who hadn’t dared to come up to talk to her in the past three years actually lined up crying and confessed to her one by one, making her collect all three in one night. Years of love letters, and both men and women.

Sawada sound: "emmmmm..."

After seriously rejecting these confessions one by one with the reason "I already have a fiancé", Sawada Yin waved his sleeves, leaving behind the broken hearts of boys and girls, and came to the Iron Triangle belonging to Sawada, Kiyoji and Tezuka corner of.

At this moment, Kiyoshi Yuka, who was the most surreptitious, was studying a pile of wine that looked like drinks and drinks that looked like wine, with a look of excitement. Although Tezuka was still looking serious, Sawada Yin saw it. She's eager to try.

"What's wrong?" Sawada Ono asked a little funny.

Qing Shi looked at her, blinked, and then showed a sly smile.

So, that night, when the worried Emiya came to the meeting point to pick up Sawada Yin after the party, he found a big cat reeking of alcohol.

From the outside, Sawada Yin is no different from usual at this time, except for the strong smell of alcohol, she even looks more sober than usual, and her smile is sweeter than usual, but when she opened her mouth, It exposed the fact that this guy was actually drunk.

"Shirou!"

At the entrance of the hotel, under the gentle moonlight, the lovely girl opened her hand to Emiya, talking sweetly.

"I can't walk anymore! Carry me home!"

Emiya: "..."

There's no reason to talk to a drunk.

So Emiya could only step forward, carried Sawada Yin on his back under the broken eyes of the young boys, and walked home slowly.

At this time, the night was already very deep, and there were very few pedestrians on the road.

They walked this silent street as if they were the only two left in the world.

She didn't know what the drunk Sawada Oto was thinking, so she kept giggling while lying on Emiya's back.

Emiya was very calm and didn't try to talk to this smiling drunk at all.

So in the end, the drunk took the initiative to speak.

"Shirou!"

"Ok?"

"You like me the most, don't you?!"

"Yes, yes, I like you the most."

"The tone is too perfunctory! You have to be serious!!"

"...Are you really drunk?"

"Hee hee, of course I'm not drunk!"

"Sure enough, he was still drunk."

"Hahahaha……"

The drunk laughed and fell on Wei Gong's shoulder.

After a while, the drunk got up again, and said in a serious voice: "Shirou, do you know? In fact, my first impression of you was that of a meddlesome idiot! At that time, I felt that you, a man, It's really super-annoying. Look at you, you look so cool, but you are like an old woman, controlling my food and housing, and pressing my head to let me learn how to cook...Wow! What a super-turtle mother!"

Emiya: "..."

Calm down and don't get angry with the drunk.

But after Wei Gong took a deep breath, he still couldn't help but retort: ​​"You are asked to learn cooking, just to prevent you from being poisoned by the food you cook. After all, no matter who sees you, you treat cooking like a bomb | Way, you won't be indifferent to this, right?!"

The drunkard giggled: "That's not true! It's because you like me!"

Emiya: "..."

You are enough! !

"Actually, I have long known that to Shirou, I am different from others...Although Shirou is indeed gentler with children, he is the most special to me! Don't underestimate children's intuition! When you are still watching me all the time when you are fighting with people, I know that you are an idiot—for sure! There is a problem! Although you always pretend that nothing is wrong, but I was at that time I swear, I must let you, a pretending fool, tell me the truth! But what a pity... At that time, my power was too weak and too unstable, so I couldn't stay with Shirou for long. I left..."

"..."

Well gone, well gone.Really let you little devil come up with some ideas, he can't stand it.

"But later, I met another idiot! But at that time, I didn't think of you. After all, one is a heroic spirit and the other is a human being... I usually can't think of it together? And I didn't understand anything at that time. , I don't even know what you were thinking when you looked at me at that time... Hee hee... Now that I think about it, Shirou, did you think you would never see me again? It must have been! So that part It's time for Shirou to be super gentle! I said I like the way Shirou smiles at me, so you start smiling at me often, and I said I don't like seeing Shirou get hurt, so you will also start to pay attention to protecting yourself...ah Ah, I'm so stupid, Shirou likes me so much, and it's so obvious, I didn't realize it all the time!!"

"..."

Yes, yes, your subconscious mind is smarter than your little brain, so you ran to other people when they were teenagers to tease him and make him fall in love with you... You little devil, in fact, it was intentional at all, right? ? !

"Huh? Shirou, are you scolding me in your heart now? It must be! Woowa! Shirou is too much! It's always been so too much! It's you who always look at me like that, it's you who always look at me like that." Like me so much, that's why I will always like you so much!"

"..."

Ugh--

Emiya sighed, looking embarrassed, very embarrassed, but he couldn't care about anything with a drunk, so he could only hope that this guy could say he was tired and shut up quickly.

But drunks don't get tired!I also don't know what is enough to stop!

So she continued BALABALA, around the theme of "Shirou is a big fool", sharply complained about a certain man in red with a back, and every time he used to pretend in front of her.What's even more outrageous is that her talent will always make her stop before Wei Gong gets angry, put her arms around Wei Gong's neck and act coquettishly, rub his cheek cutely, and say "but I just like it so much" "Shiro" and "Shirou is really cute" were soothed, so that Emiya was either laughing or not... and then continued her complaints.

It's the nature of a little devil.

So, just like that, after being tortured all the way by the little devil, Wei Gong finally sent the drunk back home.

And just when he thought he could finally breathe a sigh of relief, the little devil suddenly jumped up, took a cup, put it on the table boldly, and quickly took out a bottle of wine to fill it up (Weimiya: Wait for this Where did the wine come from?), pushing it to Emiya.

"Shirou." The little devil's eyes sparkled, "Drink!"

Wei Gong: "...No, Yin, you need to be more sober."

Why do drunks like to persuade them to drink?Moreover, this idiot obviously looks very sober, why is he playing drunk all night? !

Emiya felt that he could never let this guy get drunk again!

Seeing that Wei Gong didn't intend to drink, the little devil who was crazy about drinking didn't agree to act coquettishly: "Come on! Shirou, just have a drink! This is the fruit wine I secretly made myself! You also know that brewing wine secretly without telling you is a serious matter." It's such a troublesome thing! So don't let me down!"

Emiya: "..."

It's not something to be proud of, you drunkard!

Wei Gong said helplessly: "Yin, you don't have to be so careful, if it's just wine making, I won't—"

Wei Gong didn't finish his sentence.

Because the impatient little devil took a sip of the wine, stood on tiptoe, kissed his lips, and gently passed the sip of wine to him.

The sweet and mellow wine filled his mouth and slid into his throat, like a hot flame falling into his body, burning his whole body hot.But when he subconsciously wanted to ask for more, the little devil left again.

"Shirou."

The little devil wagging its tail licked the remaining liquor on its lips, showing a sly smile, its eyes seemed to be awake but still drunk, and asked softly.

"tasty?"

--tasty?

Emiya looked at Sawada Yin with blushing cheeks in a daze, subconsciously raised his hand, and pressed it to his lips, the thing that wet his fingertips made his heart feel hot.

He looked at the little devil in front of him and felt that he might have started to get drunk.

In the silence of the night, Sawada Yin, who didn't get an answer, blinked and moved closer.

"Shirou, is it good?"

Sawada sound asked again.

After a moment of silence, Wei Gong spoke with a hoarse voice: "I... didn't taste it."

"Huh? Is it?"

The little devil tilted her head in confusion, thinking with her sober or confused head.

Then, she did what Emiya expected.

She took another sip of wine and kissed Wei Gong's lips.

But this time, Wei Gong didn't let her leave.