[Comprehensive] The Bankruptcy Routine of a Retired Savior

"So—what happened again?"

It wasn't until Emiya came to Sawada Yin that he spoke in a helpless and indulgent voice.

"Suddenly thought of going on a date, must something have happened?"

This is the moment of transition between day and dusk.

Countless hopes of the future culinary world are walking towards their luxury cars at this time, preparing to leave Yuanyue Academy and return home.However, this series of luxury cars that should have attracted much attention, at this time, is actually not as good as the casual gaze of the girl sitting on the bench in the distance.

——She looks like the most beautiful appearance that everyone can think of, the kindest appearance that everyone can think of, and the most familiar appearance that everyone can think of... When she comes into my field of vision At that time, everyone couldn't help but want to look at her and get close to her, but except for one person, the other people who saw her seemed to be affected by some will and power, ignorant and self-contained. The original itinerary left.

Emiya is well aware of all this, but as the leader of all these anomalies, Sawada Yin is unaware of it—or she saw such an anomaly, but because of her indifference, she automatically made such a scene Expelled from the brain.

Thinking of this, Wei Gong couldn't help but sigh: "...you are really willful, you."

Sawada Ono, who was sitting on a bench by the roadside waiting for Emiya, felt guilty at this moment, bowed her head in embarrassment, and said in a frustrated voice, "Come to see Shirou suddenly...does Shirou really bother you?"

"It's not about this matter..." Realizing that Sawada Oto had misunderstood, Emiya looked at Sawada Oto who was still bowing his head and comforted him gently, "I am very happy that Oto came to me on my own initiative. No matter what it is I'm always happy to come to see me, Yin doesn't have to feel lost because of this kind of thing."

Sawada Yin raised his head instantly, jumped up from the bench, and showed a bright smile: "Right, right! I thought so too! That's why I came here to surprise Shirou!"

Emiya: "..."

So you were just feeling down for a bit?

Emiya wanted to stare at her, but in the end he laughed first instead.

"Okay...as long as Yin didn't come to me because he was absent from class, I'm still very happy." Wei Gong said, "But at this moment, maybe there is nothing worth playing?"

"No way!" Sawada Ono said confidently, "I'll come to Shirou after doing my homework!!"

No, actually this is a tip from Kiyoshiji and Tezuka.

But it's just a little thing, a little thing!

"Decided--"

Sawada sound was elated.

"Let's go to the indoor water park!"

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The indoor water park two stations away from Totsuki Academy is a very popular playground, so even if today is not a holiday, there are not a few people who come to the water park to play.

After parting with Sawada Yin in front of the dressing room, Emiya quickly changed into his swimsuit and came out because he was a man.

However, it was also the first time for him to go on a date, so when he was nervous, he could only shift his gaze to try to divert his attention.

But just looking at it like this, he immediately noticed the abnormal shadows and cold air in the competition swimming pool not far away, and the monsters who cheered up the people in the pool while laughing; The children who slid into the swimming pool while screaming were terribly familiar; even the young boys and girls who were picky about the chefs in the cafeteria upstairs were no strangers to Emiya...

At this moment, Emiya suddenly felt tremendous pressure.

It is obviously an ordinary water park, why are there so many problem characters gathered here?

Can this whimsical date really come to a successful conclusion?

No, it would be too conceited to say that it ended successfully... It's already pretty good if it ends smoothly...

While thinking aimlessly, Emiya subconsciously stood in the shadows, so as not to be seen by a few troublesome people who approached him.After all, it was already very troublesome to deal with them at school, Emiya didn't want to worry about it in his spare time at all.

——Although I said that, the teacher Emiya couldn't help watching this group of guys who were still wearing swimsuits but started to compare their cooking skills and tried to reproduce "glowing cooking". Sighed sadly.

"This kind of thing...isn't that simple."

It's a good thing for young people to be aggressive and willing to study, but didn't you see that the chef's face was twitching?Even if it's just in terms of words, give others a little face!

What's more, in order to reproduce that amazing cuisine, in addition to the creator's intentions, there is another factor that has not been achieved.

but……

The time when this missing factor really comes... I'm afraid it won't be too far away.

Wei Gong fell into deep thought again, with a little worry in his heart.

So, he didn't react until the familiar breath circled behind him, pounced on his back and covered his eyes.

"Shirou~" The familiar voice sounded, obviously sweet and cute, but most of the time it was more like a little devil with long horns, "You actually lost your mind during the date! It's too much—then, as a punishment, Shirou guess what I'm wearing?!"

What are you wearing?

At this moment, Emiya's mind uncontrollably focused on the slightly cool body lying behind him, and the curve of every inch of the skin that was close to his back could almost be depicted in his mind, even every Small frictions can turn into trembling electric currents.

Then he quickly realized that this was the real intention of the little devil.

"Okay, okay...it's my fault, my fault." Wei Gong blushed, and raised his hands in surrender very simply, lest this guy do more excessive things, "Yin, come down quickly."

Sawada Yin giggled, and didn't bother the idiot any more, let go of his hand and took two steps back.

"Shirou~" Sawada Ono let herself in the swimsuit completely appear in Emiya's eyes, her round cat eyes flashed a sly look, "What do you think?"

Emiya: "..."

In fact, Emiya, who didn't really dare to look directly at the current Sawada Yin, looked vaguely and said vaguely, "...very good."

Sawada Yin showed a reproachful look, and said, "It's too perfunctory! I was asking Shirou if you like it or not!"

Emiya: "..."

Emiya finally looked at this sweet little devil.

Just like the choice of most girls who are confident in their figure, the swimsuit chosen by Sawada Yin is also a three-point bikini.Whether it's her fair skin, or her soft shoulders, or her unbearable slender waist, straight long legs...these advantages and beauty concealed by daily clothes can be fully seen in the state of swimsuit, showing It embodies the natural beauty and sculptural sense of the human body, which is breathtakingly beautiful.

But there's one more problem...the only problem...

Emiya couldn't help leaning back a little, trying to put a distance between the two of them.

That...they now...are they too close?

Such a close distance... really makes people's eyes not know where to fall...

I always feel disrespectful everywhere I look...

"Shirou? Shirou!" The already close distance was pulled even closer by Sawada Yin.She waved her hand, trying to bring back a guy's excessively divergent thoughts, "What are you looking at? You haven't answered whether I like it or not!"

Emiya coughed twice in a cover-up manner, and his wandering gaze finally landed on Sawada Yin's face: "...I like it very much."

Although to be honest, Emiya wanted to hold on a little bit, but thinking that the result of holding on was that he would be stalked and beaten by this unconscious guy in front of him until he confessed, so Emiya could only choose to surrender wisely.

Really... Can't this idiot be a little more self-conscious?

Although he tried his best to control it, Emiya still couldn't help showing a bit of embarrassment.

Sawada On stared at Emiya curiously, and laughed amusedly.

However, although she has the nature of a narrow-minded ghost, she knows enough is enough to stop teasing Wei Gong, but took the initiative to pull Wei Gong to change the subject, and said with a smile: "In this case, let's go and play~ But here Before, Shirou, I asked you, can you swim?"

Wei Gong secretly breathed a sigh of relief, nodded and said: "The standard of ordinary people."

Sawada Yin smiled more and more cutely: "That's great! So this is an important task for Shirou!"

"Huh? What?"

Sawada Yin dragged Emiya to the practice pool that was rarely used by anyone, and looked at him innocently: "Teach me how to swim!"

Emiya: "..."

So, if you can't swim, what kind of confidence do you have to choose to play in the water park? ?

Emiya sighed.

But after sighing, he felt it was only natural.

——Yes, isn't this the style of a wayward guy like Oto?

Thanks to her, I feel that my whole life is much more "wonderful"!

Sawada sound leaned in front of Emiya, like a big white cat who threw the water glass from the table in front of the owner, but still maintained an innocent and cute face, meowing: "What's wrong? Shirou has such an expression , don’t you want to play with me?”

Emiya looked at this innocent-looking face that was in fact extremely vile, and suddenly became terrified, pinching the little devil's waist and carrying her up.

Sawada Yin was startled, let out a small exclamation, lay on Emiya's shoulder, and said a little nervously: "Huh? Shirou, you, what are you doing—"

Wei Gong suppressed a smile and said, "Teach you how to swim."

The next moment, Emiya jumped into the swimming pool with Sawada Yin.

In an instant, the water covered Sawada On's face, but before she could exclaim, Emiya lifted her up by her belt again.

Sawada Yin was still in shock, wiped his face in the swimming pool, and glared at Emiya angrily.

"Shirou, what are you doing!" The little devil blamed Emiya very righteously, "You scared me!!"

Emiya couldn't help laughing again.

"Really? But as expected, such a voice is cuter." Wei Gong's owner said with a bit of mischief.

Sawada Yin glared at him unhappily, but soon, her eyes lit up again, and a "haha I thought of a bad idea" expression appeared on her face.

Wei Gong became vigilant in his heart, so the next moment, when Sawada sound rushed towards him, he quickly dodged.

So Sawada sound jumped into the air and fell into the water.

So she didn't come up.

emmmmm

Emiya wasn't really worried that this idiot would drown, but worried that she, who was full of bad ideas, wanted to do something this time...

... Well, he was still a little worried about this idiot who couldn't swim.

The crystal-clear swimming pool has lost Sawada Yin's figure. From Emiya's point of view, he can only feel that her breath is not far away, but is quietly hidden somewhere, as if playing hide-and-seek with him .

What can Wei Gong do?

Of course, the mizi raised by oneself can only be found by themselves.

He sank into the water.

Then the guy who couldn't be caught by his eyes entangled him, pressed him into the depths of the pool, snickered in the water, his long hair spread out with the waves, those beautiful black eyes, with waves like ripple.

"Shirou..."

This little devil, relying on himself to practice his evil underwater without breathing, giggled, the voice from the entangled consciousness seemed to be separated by a layer of ambiguous fog.

She put herself in his arms, wrapped one hand around his neck, and brushed his cheek with the other.In the constant temperature swimming pool, the little devil's slightly cool touch is inseparable, but the shivering like electric shock is more eye-catching.

"Shirou is so cute!"

The little devil lowered his head and bit Wei Gong's shoulder.

"Hmm—" Wei Gong looked at her in disbelief, and his face turned red instantly.

"whee……"

Seeing that he succeeded in teasing him, the vicious little devil let go of his hand, and threw away Wei Gong, relentlessly trying to float to the surface of the water, but Wei Gong caught her hand without any doubt, and pulled her into the water again.

"Eh--"

In the exclamation of this vicious guy, Emiya pressed her shoulders and clasped her head.

"Shirou, you—"

Then, he blocked all the harsh and teasing words in a sweet kiss.