The heroine is full of insanity

"My side is full of dog men." Yuan Chun said coldly, "I see it through."

Nine Lamas tactfully said: "Ah...you can't kill them all with one stick, I think at least these little bastards from the Qianshou family are pretty good..."

Seeing that so many chicken legs were fed to Tobijian and Zhujian, Jiu Lama decided to speak good words for them.

"Heh, do you think they don't have dogs?" Yuan Chun sneered, "The first day I came to this house, Qianshou Fanjian ran to my window in the middle of the night!"

Nine Lama's tender body shook, and his eyes instantly opened round, emitting the light of gossip. It asked excitedly: "Is there such a thing?!"

Yuanchun picked up the little fox, rubbed its fur vigorously, and began to tell it the cause and effect.

After listening, Nine Lamas: "..."

Nine Lamas felt infinite sympathy for Qianshoubanjian.This can all be angered, brother, you are too unlucky!

Look, once Yuanchun is unreasonable, he can bring out any old accounts for you.You don't remember when you offended her at all, but she remembers it clearly and plainly, and it's all written in a small notebook.

After sympathizing with him, the Nine Lamas thought of themselves to avoid being accidentally injured. It seriously thought about whether it had quarreled with Yuanchun, and finally came to the conclusion that it had quarreled too many times.

One person and one fox basically had a small quarrel for three days and a big quarrel for five days. Either Kurama was found grinding his paws with Yuanchun's skirt, or Yuanchun gave Madara Kurama's roasted chicken legs as a snack.

In short, it doesn't count at all.

Nine Lamas lay down peacefully, thinking what the hell is going on, anyway, I have no gender, so I will never be classified as a dog man.

To be honest, being able to provoke Yuanchun like this means that Dazai Osamu's position in her heart is also very special.

"I should have realized earlier, what kind of normal people can Mori Ogai teach?" Genjun said angrily, "When I get back, I will find a chance to take Chuuya away—"

The Nine Lamas perfunctorily hummed: "You are right, take them all away and leave none behind."

Yuanchun: "..."

"Continue, and then?" Jiu Lama wondered, "Just take it away and it's over? This is not your style."

Yuanchun: "..."

"Are you stupid?" Jiu Lama keenly sensed something was wrong, it stood up, squinted and looked at Yuanchun.

"Why are your eyes so open? Why are you blushing? Why are you holding your breath? Talk! You..."

Jiu Lama asked a lot of chattering questions, Yuanchun finally came back to her senses, she leaned back suddenly, covered her mouth with her hand, and remained silent.

The Nine Lamas let out a long "Oh" and understood: "What did Osamu Dazai do to you again?"

"... nothing." Yuanchun's voice sounded very calm.

If it wasn't for seeing Yuanchun's face flushed slightly, Jiu Lama would have believed it, rolled its eyes, and teased: "He won't kiss you, will he?"

"No!" Yuanchun frowned, "I didn't kiss you!"

Nine Lamas: "Hey!"

"Hey what!" Yuan Chun squeezed the fox's mouth, a little annoyed, "He may find that my soul is not in that body anymore."

Nine Lamas: "Woooooo!"

Yuanchun let go of his hand.

"It's not possible," Jiu Lama rolled over, shaking his fluffy hair, "No matter how smart that kid is, he can't think of this level."

"Not necessarily," Yuanchun said with reservations. "The last time I went back, he said a lot of plausible things to me. At that time, I suspected that he might have guessed something...It's best that I was overwhelmed."

People with big brains and very smart minds are really troublesome, and Zhong Ye would never think about it.

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When the others came back with their prey one after another, Yuanchun had already set up a fire and was grilling.

"Your speed is too fast!" Uzumaki Mito said in shock.

Yuanchun rested her chin in one hand and turned the wooden stick with the other, so that the rabbit meat on the stick was heated evenly. She said lazily: "You may not believe it if you tell me. Have you ever heard the story of waiting for a rabbit?"

The nine lamas squatting on Yuanchun's lap scratched her paw: It was obviously my uncle who caught her!

Seeing this scene, Tobuma suddenly understood what happened: Yuanchun was guarding under the tree, Jiu Lama sent the rabbit to the door, and waited for the rabbit, nothing wrong.

"Let's make another soup," Toika put a basket of mushrooms beside Yuanchun, "It's easy to get angry if you eat meat alone."

Nine Lamas: ...Isn't this my meat?

Just as Yuanchun was about to say yes, he suddenly remembered what happened before, and his expression changed instantly, "Hmph! Don't worry! Cook it yourself!"

Nine Lamas: Hahaha Good job!

Between the doors: "???"

When the other thousand hands heard the movement, they looked over one after another, rubbing their hands secretly to watch the excitement.

Staring back at a few Xiao Qianshou who were too presumptuous, and holding back for a while, he asked in confusion, "What's wrong with you?"

"It's nothing." Yuanchun took out a knife and sliced ​​the rabbit meat. She sliced ​​a piece, and the nine lamas ate a piece with their tongues rolled up. One person and one fox cooperated tacitly.

A light bulb "biu" flickered on in Tokima's mind, and he felt that he had seen the truth—the meat was specially eaten by Yuanchun for Jiu Lama, and he misunderstood it, which made people angry.

"Then roast this." Tomona unsealed a scroll, and poured out a very fat bird from it.This is what he shot with a shuriken not long ago.

Everyone: "..." Brother, you are really talented!

Nine Lamas: "..." Well, even if you didn't think that Yuanchun was just venting his anger, you shouldn't come to this conclusion after scratching your head!

"You bake it yourself." Yuanchun moved to the side, out of the way.

Carrying the dead bird between the doors, he stood there for a while, then silently walked over and sat down.

【He must be flooded with question marks now. 】 Nine Lamas said.

[I care about him,] Yuanchun is very unreasonable, [I'm just flooded with question marks! 】

Feijian glanced at Jiu Lama calmly.

After receiving the hint, Jiu Lama tentatively said: 【Osamu Dazai’s fault should not be borne by others. 】

Yuanchun frowned, and said rebelliously: [I don't want to hear this name within a week! 】

Jiu Lama exposed the ears of the plane, [If you don’t listen, you don’t listen, why are you shouting so loudly? 】

Nine Lamas cast a helpless look at the door.

With a "tsk" sound from the door, he swung the knife and ruthlessly chopped the dead bird into pieces.

The surrounding air pressure was getting lower and lower until Hashirama came out of the woods laughing.

"You're back," Qianshou Taohua took the initiative to take the little wild boar carried by Zhu Jian on his shoulders, "Hey, it's so heavy!"

"I'll come, I'll come!" The whirlpool boys leaned over to help.

"Why are you all standing?" Hashirama asked curiously, "Don't you know how to cook? Then leave it to—"

Before Zhu Jian could finish speaking, he was interrupted, as if some kind of mysterious switch had been pressed by an invisible hand, and everyone who had been quiet just now suddenly became active, and you rushed to speak one sentence at a time.

"I can do it! I will light the fire!"

"I'm good at grilling meat, I'll show you guys today!"

"Leave me here! Don't grab me!"

"Then I'll go chop wood..."

"I am with you!"

"..."

Looking at the busy friends, Hashirama scratched his head, feeling relieved and happy, "It's really fun to get along with everyone."

Qianshou Taohua teased: "Ah, yes, it's so pleasant."

Uzumaki Mito couldn't help laughing out loud: "Puff ha ha ha!"

"What's wrong? Did I say something wrong?" Hashirama asked blankly.

"No, no," Uzumaki Mito hurriedly waved her hands, and she said sincerely, "Thanks to you!"

The confusion between the pillars became more and more serious.

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Confused, Hashirama looked around, and moved closer to Genjun and Tobima.

"What happened?" Hashirama put his hand to his mouth and asked in a low voice.

Nine Lamas: If you are looking for them, you are asking the right people.

"I don't know." The corner of Feijian's mouth twitched, thinking that if you can help me find out what's wrong with my little ancestor, I won't care if you go to the casino or not for a week.

During the barbecue in Tomona, Yuanchun made the Kurama a little bigger, and used its back as a table to write back to Princess Xiaogure.Hearing Hashirama's voice, she paused while writing, and said with a weary look: "My fault, I'm in menopause."

Hashirama & Togama: "...?"

After writing the last sentence, Yuanchun folded the letter paper properly into small squares, and waved his hand to call for the white eagle perched on the branch.

"You've been writing letters to the princess." The weird feeling in Hashirama's heart came again.

"She has sent a letter, of course I want to reply." Yuan Chun put the letter away, patted White Eagle's wings, and fed White Eagle two skewers of the rabbit meat that Jiu Lama hadn't finished eating, "Go, have a good trip."

The white eagle made a cute "cuckoo" sound, rubbed its head against Genjun's wrist, then vibrated its wings, whipped up the wind and went straight into the blue sky.

"Besides, it will be of great benefit to us to have a good relationship with the princess." Yuanchun withdrew his gaze and said in a low voice.

Hashirama frowned slightly, "No need to—"

"Hush." ​​Yuanchun raised his finger and tapped his lips lightly, "I know what you want to say, this is not my original purpose, it's just a side effect."

"I'm sorry." Yuanchun looked at Tobima and sighed softly, "It's really all right now."

"That's what happened just now." Fei Jian's eyes flashed.

Yuanchun didn't say anything, she picked up the last remaining piece of meat and handed it to Tobima.

He raised his eyebrows, "Finally it's my turn?"

Yuanchun really wanted to say "I like to eat or not", but considering that Tobima is really innocent, and she has been making trouble for no reason, he turned back his pressure, "Then I—"

An afterimage flashed past, Hashirama opened his mouth and swallowed the meat with a mouthful of "ahhhh".

Yuanchun was stunned for a moment, and almost laughed out loud when she realized it, she thought to herself that it's not my fault, I didn't do anything.

"You are so talkative," Hashirama showed a satisfied expression, "If you don't eat it, I will eat it, and it will be bad if it gets cold."

"...Brother," Tokama said blankly, "Your chance to go to the casino is gone."

"I couldn't go, you stared so hard, your wallet..." Hashirama said casually, as he spoke, his speech speed gradually slowed down, and he finally realized, "Wait a minute! What do you mean? I When will there be a chance?!"

Tobima called other Qianshou to share the roasted meat. After clearing the space, he set up the pot and started cooking mushroom soup, "It's not important, it's already a thing of the past anyway."

"No, ah!" Hashirama grabbed the clothes in Torima and shook them vigorously, "Say it quickly!"

"Let go of your hands! Don't pull my waistband!"

"I do not!"

Yuanchun hugged Jiu Lama and silently moved aside, watching the two brothers fight calmly.