The heroine is full of insanity

Before going to bed, Genjun turned on the backstage monitor and glanced at Yokohama.

His eyes turned around the ward, but nothing abnormal was found.

Thinking of the unequal flow of time between the two sides, Genchun made calculations, and suddenly realized that Yokohama hadn't even passed a minute.

Yuanchun: "..."

Well, think about the good, how many years she has lived, and she has made money!

Set up a special event reminder—that is, when someone came to visit him in the ward, he would start beeping—Yuanchun closed the monitoring window, and surrounded by the warm chakra of the Nine Lamas, he hugged the little fox and fell asleep comfortably .

At dawn the next day, Yuanchun woke up.

Not waking up naturally, but being woken up.

Hashirama slammed on the door outside, yelling in his loud voice, "Xiaochun! Wake up! Come out to watch the sun! Are you awake? Don't sleep! You heard me Did you say something? Why don’t you talk about it, brother! Bark bark?”

... Who can sleep here!

Yuanchun once again understood why Mr. S always blocked her at every turn. The behavior of disturbing others' sleep is really annoying!

Zhujian was still yelling, Yuanchun sighed reluctantly, pulled the quilt over his head, and said in a muffled voice: "Don't knock, there is no one here."

In the next second, there was a "bang", the door was kicked open, and Zhu Jian rushed in, "Xiaochun! Don't be afraid, brother is here to save you——"

Yuanchun opened her eyes suddenly, the sense of crisis made her subconsciously pick up the thing at hand, and threw it towards Hashirama forcefully.

Hashirama was hit in the chest by the oncoming Nine Lamas, and he hurriedly held the little fox, each of them was very confused.

"Who told you to come in!" Yuan Chun shrank back to the head of the bed in horror, wrapped herself tightly in the quilt, and said frantically, "Get out!"

Hashirama: "Huh?"

Hashirama was still out of the situation, but Nine Lamas had already reacted. With a "tsk", it jumped up and spread its limbs. The whole fox was in the shape of a pancake, covering Hashirama's face and blocking his sight, "Go!" Let's go!"

Hashirama was driven away in a daze.

An hour later, in the living room.

Tears welled up in the corners of Hashirama's eyes, and he knelt in front of the window in aggrieved form. Apart from the crowded and flourishing clumps of gorgeous little mushrooms, there was also a huge lump on his head.

This packet was typed out by Fei Jian. After hearing what happened in the morning, Fei Jian rolled his eyes, raised his hand without saying a word, and punched his brother.

My brother was shocked and confused by this.

Sitting on the opposite side of the pillars, the Buddha sat with his arms around his shoulders, with a solemn expression, showing the majesty of the head of the family.

Only the father and son were left in the family, and the other children happily ran to the vegetable field to harvest wheat after eating.

"Do you know it's wrong?" Fojian asked.

To be honest, Hashirama didn't know, he scratched his head and didn't try to figure out why Hizama who hit someone was safe, but he who was beaten was left to listen to training.

Did I really pick it up?Hashirama thought sadly.

But Hashirama, who has successfully survived 13 years relying on bestial intuition, knows one thing well, that is, if he uses shaking his head as the answer to this question, he will definitely die a terrible death.

It's too difficult for me, and I'm under the tremendous pressure that I shouldn't have at this age... Hashirama sighed silently in his heart, with an extremely sincere tone and a small voice: "I know, I shouldn't shout loudly at home, I Will pay attention to it in the future."

In order to pass the test smoothly, Hashirama tried to put on a "qwq" expression, imitating Yuanchun's previous cuteness, but unfortunately his appearance was tough rather than weak. After his expression was concave, it didn't draw out the slightest affection from Buddha , On the contrary, it made him feel hot eyes.

Buddha Room: "..."

No, you don't know!

"This is only one aspect," Fojian suppressed the feeling of suffocation in his heart, and silently held down the slap he wanted to slap. He tried to ask in an inspiring tone, "Is there anything else? Think about it again?"

Hashirama unconsciously showed a look of embarrassment. He racked his brains, thinking about the incident that Toikama beat him this morning, and tentatively said the second answer: "I shouldn't treat the private money that Toikama secretly hid as A windfall from the sky, and you still use it to gamble and lose?"

Buddha Room: "..."

Oh wow, I didn't expect there to be unexpected gains?Life is full of surprises.

"I've already apologized." Seeing his father's face change, Hashirama reacted very quickly, he put his head in his hands and hurriedly begged for mercy, "Tobima also beat me up, and even stole all my private money, woo woo woo !"

You should!Buddha's patience is reduced by 50%.He rested his forehead with one hand, and kept saying "I want to be calm" in his heart. After reading a few words, he felt his emotions calm down, and then said: "You children, you can settle your own affairs. That's not what I'm talking about."

what else?Zhu Jian frowned, changed his answer again, and said cautiously: "Shouldn't you trick Wa Jian into helping me with my cultural homework?"

Buddha Room: "..."

Did you lie to Wajian to do your homework for you?Are you still brother? !

Hard, fist hard!The anger in my heart burst out!

Although Fojian hadn't said anything yet, his expression clearly told Zhujian that "it was wrong again".

After being denied one after another, Hashirama's mentality collapsed a bit. He broke the jar and said, "I haven't made any other mistakes except these. I really haven't gone to find Madara recently!"

Buddha Room: "..."

It's Uchiha Madara again!That brat next door really lingers!

Resisting the urge to pick up his son and spank him, Fojian took a deep breath, raised his hand and patted the table, and asked directly, "What did you do to your sister this morning?"

Hashirama looked blank, "Call her to get up."

Fojian poked Zhuma's head, "Can't you call her outside the door?"

"I called for a long time, but she ignored me," Hashirama said with a hint of grievance, "I was afraid that she would fall asleep again, and I was a little worried, so I wanted to go in and have a look..."

Hearing the words, Fojian was slightly taken aback, and most of the fire in his heart was poured down in an instant. He sighed helplessly, showing a complex look, hesitated for a moment, and sighed: "I know you are kind, but be more careful next time."

"Okay!" Hashirama nodded first, and then asked cautiously, "What are you paying attention to?"

Buddha Room: "..."

Are you really stupid or pretending to be stupid? ? ?

Fojian really wanted to pry open the elder son's head and see what he was thinking.

No matter how stupid my son is, he has to bear it, and he can't just throw it in the trash can.Fojian glared at Zhujian, and carefully said: "She is your sister, she is still young, she is different from you... Anyway, you should pay attention!"

Hashirama shrank her neck, not daring to ask any more, "Oh."

Fojian looked at Zhujian, and the more he looked, the more he felt that the eldest son was so stupid that it made people anxious. He sighed resentfully, thinking that you are already thirteen, if you can open your mind, your father and I will need it Are you worried?

Forget it, if you can’t do it, there’s still Toijian, four sons, can I count on the last one? !

Hashirama felt that his father's eyes were gradually full of disgust. He blinked and asked tentatively, "Father, can I go? The wheat in my field hasn't been cut yet..."

"Get rolling." Fojian waved his hand, and sent Zhujian away, "Tiantian only thinks about your wheat! Tomorrow's assessment, if you don't get the first place, you will wait for me!"

Hashirama jumped up, jumped out of the window and ran, "Father—don't worry—I'm never the first—"

Looking at the background of his son leaving, Fojian laughed angrily and shook his head, "Stinky boy."

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When Yuanchun followed Tobima to the field, it was already very lively here.

Everyone was working in full swing, all kinds of ninjutsu were flying all over the sky, and the light effects were very dazzling, just like the scene of a Hollywood blockbuster.

Yuanchun: "..."

Using Wind Dun, Thunder Dun and Water Dun to cut wheat is amazing!

Yuanchun silently hid the sickle behind his back, thinking I'm sorry, I'm too good at it, my brain is not flexible, and the wisdom of the people is indeed infinite.

"I told you I don't need this stuff." Tomona noticed Genjun's small movements, and smiled while crossing his arms.

"...Don't you remind me!" Yuan Chun glared at him.

"Have you ever seen something like this?" Tobuma pretended to ask casually, "Then when you are dreaming...how do you do it?"

"How to do what? Ah, you mean harvesting wheat?" In order not to look stupid and divorced from the masses, Yuanchun took out a blank scroll and sealed the sickle. She said casually while making the seal, "Combine harvester? Specific I haven't seen either."

Feijian: "... what?"

Nine Lamas: "Don't talk about the opportunity, let's civilize you and me."

Fei Jian's eyes were quick and his hands were quick, and he covered Jiu Lama's mouth.

Wa Jian and Ban Jian turned their heads, "Brother, what are you talking about?"

Yuanchun calmly said: "Just talk about it, civilized fuck."

Tobima & Nine Lamas: "..."

Wa Jian was puzzled.

Banma was full of doubts.

Itama: Are you hiding something from me!

Tobema: ...Let's talk later.

Itama: Alright!

The two brothers exchanged a look and reached a consensus tacitly.

Changing the topic between the pages, he rolled up his sleeves and said, "Stop standing there, let's work."

"Oh, okay!" Wajian's attention was successfully diverted, he took Yuanchun and walked two steps forward, and came to the small piece of land assigned to him, and said excitedly, " Sister, let me show you my new Fengdun!"

Yuanchun put on a posture of anticipation, she rested her chin on her hands, and there were little sparkling stars in her eyes.

Hearing the words, the friend reminded: "Wait, I suggest you not—"

However, he was still too slow to speak, and Wa Jian made a seal with both hands, and shouted excitedly: "Feng Escape Great Breakthrough!"

The gust of wind blows from Wa Jian's mouth, sweeping across the calm wheat field.Different from other Qianshou's escape techniques that turn wind into sharp blades to cut wheat, Wajian's Wind Escape·Big Breakthrough effect is a rotating and diffused airflow, and the result of hitting the wheat is that the ears of wheat are blown to pieces, leaving no grains. receive.

Yuanchun: "..."

The smile gradually became awkward.

A closer look shows that compared with the wheat in the field next door, the ears of the wheat on the Wajian field are not too full, and the overall difference is still obvious.

It seems that even Mu Dun in Zhujian can't move it sometimes.

Tobima seemed to understand Yuanchun's doubts, he lowered his voice and explained: "Brother wanted to help, but Wajian refused, he said he would work hard on his own."

"Father just pretended to be coaxing him... Eldest Brother has secretly helped him a few times..."

Wa Jian closed himself off, he squatted down on the spot with his knees hugged, buried his face in his legs, and exuded a gloomy aura around him.

Yuanchun looked at Wa Jian's back, and suddenly thought of a sentence: A sudden change (Feng Dun) made this already poor family (Mai Di) worse.

She couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Fei Jian opened his eyes slightly, as if to say "I didn't expect you to be such a person who gloats at others' misfortune".

Yuanchun waved his hand, "Wajian, don't be sad, you just used the wrong ninjutsu, who taught you Fengdun?"

The door moved silently, "I."

Yuanchun: "... Where did you get the courage to stare at me just now?"

"How do I know that he learned Fengdun to cut the wheat, and he didn't say it!" Fei Jian defended not very confidently.

"Don't be sad." Yuan Chun patted Wa Jian's head, "It's not impossible to use a big breakthrough, but it needs to be improved. Let me think about it..."

Yuanchun repeated the seal sequence of the Great Breakthrough step by step, felt the route and speed of Chakra circulating in the body, and estimated which seal to change could gather the wind into a thin layer and cut it out flat.

"Where is the need to be so troublesome, just replace the big breakthrough with a wind cut." He said so, and saw that the doorway was still following Yuanchun's train of thought, and helped her, "The third How about replacing Yin with 'Wei'?"

"I think it's feasible," Yuanchun tried and nodded, "but the output of chakra must be compressed, which requires high control precision..."

Yuanchun discussed with Tobima one by one, and she didn't realize how hard-core the content of the two people's conversation was.

The ninjutsu of this era is far less versatile than later generations.

Firstly, it is very difficult to improve existing ninjutsu and develop new ninjutsu. It requires a smart mind and excellent talent, a very deep understanding of certain attributes of jutsu, and the ability to accurately grasp the ninjutsu. Carat's operation and flow laws, etc.

Second, the frequent wars also hindered the expansion of ninjutsu types.In this turbulent era, it is generally accepted that ninjutsu is practical and sufficient.

Low-level ninjutsu grasps the timing of use, and while saving Chakra, its lethality cannot be underestimated.For example, a person who is fast enough can give the enemy a fatal blow just by using the common instant body technique combined with the swung dagger.

In contrast, advanced ninjutsu is not so popular.Although it looks very bluffing, but the seal is complicated, the activation time is relatively long, and it consumes a lot of chakra. Once it is dodged, the situation may be reversed instantly.

That is to say in the legend, "Operate as fiercely as a tiger together, and the record is [-] at a glance."

But Yuanchun is obviously not an ordinary person. After obtaining the body of an immortal and signing a contract with the Nine Lamas, she has a frightening amount of chakra.If it weren't for her and Jiu Lama's constant restraint, the power released at this moment would have already overwhelmed the people around them.

Tobima is not an ordinary person, he has a rare bright mind, interest in exploring new things, and precise control over chakra.

It would be a bit wasteful for two people like this to come together and not join forces to conduct research.

Itama listened for a while, and found that his second brother and sister were talking about developing ninjutsu. After confirming that it was not something he was interested in, he yawned, walked over to Wajian, and patted him on the shoulder to comfort him. Lost silly third brother.

"Am I really stupid?" Wa Jian looked at Ban Jian with a pair of pitiful big eyes blinking.

The same cute expression, Wajian is younger, and it is much cuter than Zhujian.

however……

What's the use of being cute to me, I don't like this, besides, you are the elder brother!Itama slandered while shaking his head with a smile, "No."

"Although you're not the smartest, but..." Itama looked around, keenly noticing that the mushroom head of a certain mushroom on his head was approaching rapidly, and he pointed behind him, "But it's not as good as the top, but it's more than the bottom."

Wa Jian rubbed his eyes, "Huh?"

As soon as Wajian raised a question, he heard Zhujian's voice drifting over: "Xiaochun~ Feijian~Wajian Banjian~Brother is here~~~"

Zhu Jian was like a runaway wild dog, running happily all the way. His long tail sound was extremely rippling, almost turning into a real wavy line.

Yuanchun, who was seriously studying the knot seal, was caught off guard, his frightened hand shook, and there was a slight fluctuation in the control of Chakra, a thin, sharp airflow quickly condensed at the fingertips, and rushed out with a "swish", Cut between the columns.

"Brother! Get out of the way!" Fei Jian's face changed slightly.

There was still a bright smile on Hashirama's face, he tilted his head, "Ah—what the hell?!"

The sense of crisis tempered by thousands of battles made Hashirama react quickly. His body subconsciously leaned back, and at the same time, two green buds appeared on his shoulders. The buds grew up in the blink of an eye, forming a fluffy flower umbrella, in front of him.

After the wind blade slashed, Hashirama straightened up, holding two shattered green plants in his hands, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomy broccoli" shattered."

Yuanchun: "..." Broccoli?

Toikama stared at the top of Hashirama's head, hesitating to speak.

"What are you looking at?" Yuanchun followed the line of sight in the door... "Pfft!"

Hashirama condemned angrily: "You are still laughing!"

"Broccoli is not important." Tobima tried to maintain a serious expression, and he reminded gently, "Brother, don't you feel that there is something wrong with you?"

"I think there's something wrong with you two!" Hashirama said, frowning, "Huh? Wait, it's cold..."

Hashirama reached out and touched the top of his head, the expression on his face suddenly froze.

Where is my hair? ? ?

What about the thick forest of hair on my head? ? ?

Where did it go? ? ?