The heroine is full of insanity

【Pseudo・Saitama teacher's figure・real・justwe】

[Grade: D Grade]

[Description: It seems to be a toy made based on Mr. Saitama (it’s not!), with the strongest bald head in the universe and the strongest dead fish eyes in the universe, with a cylindrical body and two small wooden arms The stick, the shape is cute and reveals a subtle wretchedness]

[No skills required, just throwing.Cards are one-time consumables, please use them with caution. 】

【Art is Pai Daxing! 】

...I knew that Lucky MAX was not my passive skill, but Schrödinger's!

Yuanchun squatted on the ground, holding the freshly baked justwe doll in his arms, with a gloomy expression.

It's disgusting, what kind of broken system is this, it would send such unreliable missions!

The task is unreliable, and the rewards given are also very unreliable! A D-level equipment card, I don't expect to be able to draw a powerful weapon, but what is the meaning of giving a doll?Can it smash the enemy to death, or can it kill the enemy by sprouting?

Yuanchun is very unhappy, and when she is unhappy, others should not be happy either.

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The terrain of Leibo Street is similar to the shape of a bowl. Yuanchun walked around the edge of the bowl twice, and without asking for directions, he could naturally see where the incident happened.

The people living in the slums knew the truth that curiosity killed the cat. None of them ran to join in the fun, and they all hid in the dark, watching Yuanchun rushing into the billowing smoke like an idiot.

I don't know how long it will take for the smoke generated by the explosion to dissipate. Yuanchun covered his mouth and coughed a few times, groping forward slowly.

After spending about half an hour looking around, Yuanchun rescued a dozen survivors, but he didn't see Chuya or the clues he left behind.

escaped?Or was it taken away?Yuanchun sat on the steps and sighed, she called Chuya again, but no one answered.

The worst outcome would be that Chuya was captured by mysterious forces. Since it was "captured", at least it meant that his life was safe.

So here comes the question, is it the port gang/hand/party who captured Zhongye?

Yuanchun was thinking about what to do next, when he suddenly heard a piercing scream behind him: "No, don't fight anymore! Please! Ah——"

Yuanchun turned his head and saw that among the people he saved, there was a comatose person who had just woken up. He sat on the ground and kept rubbing his back until he retreated into the shadows. group, the expression on his face was extremely frightened, as if he had seen something extremely terrifying.

There seems to be some content in his words... Yuanchun thought about it, put on a gentle expression, and approached a little bit, "Hi, may I help you?"

"Don't come here!" The man buried his head between his legs/legs, and hugged his head in a broken state, "Don't come here!"

Yuanchun immediately stopped in his tracks, "Okay, I won't go there, don't be afraid, it's all right now, those who fought have already left."

The man turned on the vibration mode, trembling like a bleak cold leaf in the wind, he carefully raised his face a little, exposing only one eye, "Go, go?"

"Yeah." Yuanchun nodded, smiling cutely, "I rescued you, I want to see if you're hurt, okay?"

The man didn't say a word, but he didn't show obvious resistance either. Seeing this, Yuanchun tentatively got closer, and finally squatted down in front of the man, keeping him at eye level.

"Can you tell me what happened?" Yuanchun asked softly, "My friend is missing, and I want to find him."

The man's voice was low: "I, I saw a young man beating an old man in the street. They beat the old man so fiercely."

"I know who that boy is," the man said mysteriously, "He is the king of sheep, the nightmare that covers Leibo Street!"

Yuanchun: "..."

Chuya, this is your fault, how could you be beaten by others while beating the old man?

Once the reputation of disrespecting the elderly spreads, you will suffer a lot.

Yuanchun vomited in his heart, and asked again: "And then?"

The man winced, "And then they exploded/exploded together."

Yuanchun: "..." The words are simple and clear, intuitive and easy to understand.

If this person didn't lie, it means that there is a third-party force taking the opportunity to muddy the water.

Things get more complicated.

The man thought he had observed Yuanchun secretly for a while, and felt that she was really harmless, so he couldn't help but ask, "Is that boy your friend?"

Yuanchun was noncommittal, "Why do you ask such a question?"

"Because you are very interested in his affairs." The man narrowed his eyes, and the greedy light gradually rose in his eyes. Compared with the cowardly appearance just now, he looked like a different person, "I can tell you what they talked about— —”

Yuanchun raised her hand and grabbed the man's neck. Her movement was very fast. Before the man could react, he was already pressed against his throat with his thumb, feeling suffocated.

"Don't, don't do it! I said!" The man quickly surrendered, "It's Hong Kong gangsters! Hong Kong gangsters took him away!"

"Thank you very much." Yuanchun smiled slightly, withdrew his hand, turned and left.

Watching Yuanchun's figure disappear around the corner, the man let out a breath slowly, and his momentum changed from a greedy and stupid refugee image to a dog-like elite.

He took out a pair of sunglasses from his pocket and put them on, following the route that Yuanchun left, and followed slowly.

Turning a corner, the man stopped suddenly, his face changed slightly.

Genchun leaned against the wall, hugging his shoulders with one arm, lazily raising the other, and waved like a beckoning cat, "Hi, we meet again, where are you going?"

Finally finding a target to vent his anger on, Yuanchun was so excited that his eyes shone coldly.

The man stepped back vigilantly, removed the pistol from his belt, aimed the gun at Yuanchun, and pulled the trigger.

But Yuanchun's speed is always a bit faster than the man's. She instinctively dodged to the side and threw out justwe at the same time.

Just took the opportunity to see what kind of lethality this D-level toy can have.

I saw justwe bravely bumping into the man's calf with his bald head with his dead fish eyes open.

With a loud "bang", justwe exploded/exploded, billowing thick smoke rose, completely submerging the man.

Yuanchun: "..." Damn it! ! !

The thick smoke dissipated quickly, revealing a disgraced man lying on the ground. He was blown to the brink of death, with only half his life left.

Yuanchun was dumbfounded, thinking that the item description was cheating me!Where is this a toy? This is clearly a powerful bomb!

It's a pity that it is a one-off, I don't know if I can get a few more...

No!etc!I was wrong, I don't need it!Thinking of "lavatory.a/vi" again, Yuanchun's face darkened, she gritted her teeth viciously, and tried to throw out the thoughts that just popped up in her mind.

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Zhong also woke up and found that he had been arrested and taken to the Hong Kong Black Headquarters.

Mori Ogai, the current leader of Hong Kong Black, asked him to cooperate with a certain bastard to investigate the rumors of the resurrection of the former leader of Hong Kong Black.

Zhong also refused to cooperate with the Hong Kong gangsters. He didn't have the slightest affection for this garbage organization that messed up Yokohama.

The insidious Mori Ogai had been prepared for a long time. He dispatched an action force named "Black Lizard" to surround Yang's base to threaten Zhongya.

"...Oh, by the way, there is a girl out there, the one you just picked up yesterday." Mori Ogai slapped his forehead, pretending to just remember, "She looks so cute, I like it she."

Zhong Ye's eyes sank, "You—"

"Come and chat with her." Mori Ogai smiled, dialed out the phone, and pressed the hands-free button, "She must be very worried about you."

After three busy beeps, the phone was connected, and a lazy female voice rang out: "Hello, Hong Kong black?"

Chuya's expression froze, "...Huh?!"

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, "Oh, this is really surprising."

Mori Ogai was stunned for a rare moment, "You are?"

"It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is that your people are in my hands," Yuan Chun grinned sinisterly, "I want to redeem them, at least two burgers."

Osamu Dazai smiled and bent over, "Hahahahaha!"

Mori Ogai had black lines all over his head, "... so cheap?"

Mori Ogai's voice coincided with a violent male voice coming from the receiver.

"How much are you worth? Don't you have a B number in your heart?" Yuan Chun was shocked, and she persuaded the man, "I'm doing this for your own good! If you want too much, your boss thinks it's too expensive, so what should you do? I can't really tear up the ticket, I can't even get a hamburger, I'm thankful!"

Mori Ogai: "..."

Osamu Dazai laughed and rolled all over the floor, "Hahahahaha!"

The male voice disappeared, probably because Yuanchun felt that what Yuanchun said was very reasonable and was too ashamed to say anything.

"How about finding a way to sell you into /niu/lang/shop?" Yuan Chun seemed to be talking to himself, "I think you look good enough to make a living, anyway, it's an empty-handed white wolf's business, and you can make money no matter what. What do you say, Zhongye?"

"...Don't ask me, I don't know!" Chuya's forehead burst out with veins, and he finally couldn't help replying.

Listen to what this is saying, it's not serious at all!It can't be delayed any longer!When I go back, I will stuff her into school for education!

Osamu Dazai's laughter stopped abruptly.

Mori Owai showed approval, "What a smart girl..."

"So you're fine." Not only fine but also energetic!Yuanchun sneered, "Don't answer my phone."

Zhong also felt a little guilty, "The phone is out of battery."

"Hmph." Yuanchun didn't talk to Zhongya anymore, she turned the off topic back, "Can I still get the ransom money?"

Mori Ogai rested his forehead with one hand, picked up the receiver of the landline with the other hand, and ordered: "Buy that lady two hamburgers and send them over."

Yuanchun tried his best, "I still want to drink Feizhai happy water."

Mori Ogai felt a little tired, "...buy her two children's meals with Coke."

Yuanchun was very dissatisfied, "I'm not Chuya, I don't eat children's meals!"

When Zhong Ye heard this, he immediately frowned, "Hey, what do you mean!"

Seeing that the two brats were about to pinch each other, Mori Ogai tapped the table with his fingers, and said calmly, "If you pick again, there will be nothing left."

Yuanchun: "...Oh."

You have the final say when you pay, but the baby is very wronged.