The heroine is full of insanity

There's no reason to talk to someone who's drunk.

Yuan Chun, who was balding, calmly comforted himself after writing hard.

Zhong Ye was sitting on the bar, his eyes were confused, his long legs were dangling, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't reach the ground.

No way, long legs can't support short height.

"I won't... drink it, don't... force me," Zhongye's tone was extremely firm, and his attitude was also very firm - he held the wine bottle in his arms tightly and didn't let go, like a little squirrel hugging his beloved Song Guo, "You said that when I drink... my family goes bankrupt... I don't drink Gudu Gudu Gudu..."

Yuanchun: "..."

Listen, is this speaking human language?

Who fed you?Ah, who fed you?You use gravity to press me on the table and force me to study hard and improve every day, how can I feed you?

And I never said that your family will go bankrupt when you drink alcohol. I didn't know that you would drink like crazy after pouring a glass. If I had known that, I would never tease you.

Zhongye Zhongye, to be reasonable, you can’t do whatever you want just because you’re cute. You’re the one who keeps saying no, but your body is honestly making tons of tons of tons of tons. After only half an hour, you drank half of it. Wall of wine!

Did you pay for drinking so much?

"You give me the money." Zhong also said foolishly.

Yuan Chun was stunned for a moment, and then realized that she had unknowingly expressed what was in her heart.

Pushing away a large pile of toilet paper filled with math problems piled up in front of him, Genjun folded his arms and leaned back, staring at Chuya intently.

Nakaya tilted his head to meet Kamimoto's gaze, showing a cute smile.

Yuanchun: "..."

Ah, a little cute, covering my chest.

Although he swore just a few seconds ago that he would never bully honest people again, Zhong Ye, who was drunk, was beyond cute, so he felt a bit at a loss if he didn't tease him.

Don't stop me, I love to spread my wings on the verge of death!

Yuanchun tried his best to swallow "buy it well, buy it well", put on a look of embarrassment, spread his hands and shrugged his shoulders, "I don't have any money, and the money is used to support the family, what should I do?"

There are old and young, and recently hired an expensive nanny. The overall cost is very high, and it is on the verge of bankruptcy.

Of course, the financial crisis is also easy to solve, just cry for 5 minutes in bed at night.

Zhong Ye was like an old computer with a very slow response. He blinked, drank the half bottle of wine left in his arms in one go, blushed and hiccupped a bunch of wine, and then he stumbled to answer. : "I, I have money, I will give it to you..."

Yuan Chun laughed, "Although it's embarrassing to say that, your salary is—"

"...Don't...leave me..." Chuya's lips moved slightly, his voice became softer and weaker, and in the end it was barely audible, "I won't...cause you..."

A layer of water vapor gradually appeared on Zhongye's eyes, like the surface of a blue lake shrouded in morning mist. Coupled with the drooping corners of his mouth, no matter how he looked at it, he was wronged.

If it wasn't for her excellent hearing, Yuan Chun would have almost missed the second half of the sentence, she sighed, and secretly scolded that the sheep and the trash did nothing.

"It's all over, it's all right," Yuanchun dragged the chair to the front of Nakaya, and patted him on the shoulder, "I won't leave you behind, you are Mr. Mori's own son!"

"I've been waiting for a long time, but I didn't come back..." Zhong also muttered a few words vaguely, his body gradually leaned forward beyond the center of gravity, and he fell into Yuanchun's arms.

Yuanchun turned his face to the side, and caught Chuya firmly, feeling his chin resting on his shoulder, and the heat of his breath came in waves regularly.

It finally stopped.

Yuanchun heaved a sigh of relief, adjusted his posture and picked up Zhongya, planning to use the subspace channel to return to Hong Kong directly.

However, Zhong also didn't cooperate very much. He obviously closed his eyes and fell asleep, but suddenly opened his eyes the next second, stared straight at Yuanchun, and brought the wine bottle that he had been holding and reluctant to let go to his mouth.

Zhong also announced loudly: "I want to sing."

Yuanchun's eyes froze, "No, you wait—"

Whether to cover your ears with your hands and throw Zhongya to the ground, or to endure it and not let go is a very serious question.

Yuan Chunzheng struggled to make a choice, and Chuya spoke up.

The sound of the sounds of nature sounded, circling Yuanchun circle after circle, circling upwards, lingering around the entire bar.

Zhongya held his chest with one hand and held the wine bottle with the other, his eyes were slightly closed, and he sang attentively and seriously.

Yuanchun was stunned, she didn't expect Zhongye to sing so well.

At the end of the song, Nakaya looked at Yuanchun eagerly, his eyes full of longing.

Yuanchun little seal applauded, "Great!"

With a muffled "bang", Zhong Ye, who had lost his support, fell to the ground with a dazed expression on his face.

Yuanchun: "..." I really didn't mean it.

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After singing ten songs in a row and making up an album, Zhong Ye finally finished the first solo concert of Hong Kong and black singers, and fell asleep hugging the arms of the only audience member Yuanchun.

Seeing the mess all over the floor, Yuanchun hesitated for a moment, and sent an email to the logistics department to remind them to come to deal with the aftermath.

Then she locked the door and planned to take Zhongya back to the dormitory.

There was a "beep beep" from the horn behind him. Genjun turned around and saw that it was a white Mazda. The driver's window was rolled down, revealing Toru Amuro's face.

"Touzi, you have come here." Yuanchun was a little surprised.

After Xiaobo, Bobo, and Benzi (?), Toru Amuro likes to mention a new nickname.He has already given up on correcting Yuanchun's name for himself, whoever makes him a senior, he can call him whatever he likes.

"Used a little trick." Toru Amuro said vaguely, his eyes swept across Chuya who was hugged by Princess Genjun, and his eyes immediately became unbelievable, "Senior, you you you..."

"What's the matter?" Yuanchun put Zhongya in the back of the car, then climbed directly to the passenger seat and sat down.

Toru Amuro hesitated to speak.

"What are you trying to say?" Yuan Chun fastened his seat belt.

"How old is he?" Toru Amuro held back for a while, and asked this question.

Although it seems that the senior slept with someone else, but the senior is still young, she is still a child!

As for the little dwarf who was sleeping... Hmph, if you're not an adult, you'll have to give him a beating, and if you're an adult, you'll have to give him a beating, and then immediately call the police and send him to the police station!

Yuanchun thought for a while, "Strictly speaking, he is only nine years old this year. Why are you asking this?"

Amuro Toru went from righteous indignation to dumbfounded.

I thought it was someone else's pig who ate my cabbage, but I didn't expect my pig to gnaw someone else's cabbage.

The hand holding the phone trembled slightly.

Should I call the police or not?

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After returning to the villa, Yuan Jun received Dazai's reply.

Dazai made a phone call directly, and the first thing he said was: "You and Chuya had a drink tonight."

...Inexplicably, there was a strange feeling of being caught and raped. Yuanchun shook and expelled the strange thought from his mind, "Quickly take off the camera attached to me!"

Dazai smiled slightly, his voice was so gentle that it made people tremble, "I also want to drink with Xiaochun."

"Refused!" Yuan Chun covered his face, "From now on, I refuse to drink with anyone."

Dazai tried his best to comfort himself: "I drink very well, I won't get drunk, and I will be obedient when I am drunk."

Yuanchun hehe: "Chuya told me that before forcing me to do math problems."

Dazai threw the phone away, hugging his stomach and laughing wildly.

Yuanchun rolled his eyes, "Laugh at me again and hang up the phone."

"Okay." Dazai turned serious in a second, "He can't, he's too weak."

Yuanchun changed the subject: "Who did you go to?"

Dazai didn't hide anything, and replied straightforwardly: "The man you met in the alley that day."

"...You are so courageous," Yuan Chun clicked his tongue, "Aren't you afraid of danger?"

"Unfortunately, no." Dazai sighed long, "I hope to meet you, let me wake up from this corrupt world full of filth..."

Yuanchun was silent.

She also tossed with each other in the bar and in the middle of the night, and the depression in her heart had almost dissipated at this moment.And Dazai went to find another suspected black mud spirit to line up alone, and the two phases superimposed, and the degree of blackening definitely did not decrease but increased.

Yuanchun rested his forehead with one hand, thought for a while, and suggested, "Let me sing you a song."

Dazai was obviously taken aback, "Oh——"

Yuanchun cleared his throat and spoke.

Five seconds later, Dazai fell into an eerie silence.

Thirty seconds later, Dazai's eyes went black, and a terrifying buzzing sounded in the depths of his brain, which made him extremely happy.

One minute later, Dazai lost his mind, and saw the entrance of the underworld in a trance. He was overjoyed, but also slightly entangled.

Two minutes later, Jiu Lama, who was sleeping on Yuanchun's pillow, was woken up. The angry little fox rubbed his eyes with his paws and let out a low growl: "Oh!"

——Toshio Saeki!You little bastard, what do you call a ghost who doesn't sleep at night!

Saeki Toshio passing by: "..." I am innocent.

Yuanchun finished singing, "How is it?"

There is a loud wheezing/breathing/sound coming from the earpiece.

...Why are you still panting?Genjun was full of doubts, "Hello? Is anyone there? Dazai?"

After a long time, the panting/breathing/sound gradually stopped, and Dazai's voice sounded faintly: "Ah, am I still alive?"

Yuanchun: "...What do you mean?"

[What does he mean, don't you have any points in your mind? ] The voice of Nine Lamas appeared in Yuanchun's mind, 【Please stop singing, you sing like hell! 】

Yuanchun: [……]

Is it so ugly?I do not believe!

"I mean, your singing voice is so beautiful, I seem to have seen the earth...heaven." Dazai's tone was extremely affectionate, "Xiaochun, let's sing another song! I want to hear it!"

Yuanchun proudly puffed out his chest, 【Look! 】

Jiu Lama rolled his eyes, 【What he wants to say is definitely hell!Ruined!This child was poisoned and stupid! 】

"Okay!" Yuanchun was very happy when he got the affirmation, "What do you want to hear? I support song requests!"

Dazai: "That's great! Well, let me think..."

Nine Lamas: [……] Don’t stop me, I want to run away from home!

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Amid Genjun's super ugly singing, Dazai fell asleep with his cell phone in his arms.

Yuanchun originally wanted to ask Dazai what purpose he had in looking for the sick beauty, but now he has no chance to say so.

Hearing the sound of breathing on the other side became more stable, she stopped singing, said "good night" in a low voice, and hung up the phone.

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the next day.

At breakfast, Odasaku saw Toru Amuro with dark circles under his eyes in the restaurant.

"What's wrong with you?" Oda asked with concern.

Toru Amuro was in a trance, "I had a nightmare last night, and I heard the roar of a demon, and the SAN value was reset to zero."

"I heard a ghost scream," Saku Le hugged Jiu Lama tightly, "It's so scary! Fortunately, there is a little fox with me!"

Xingsuke shrank his neck, "So I'm not alone..."

Akutagawa's clothes extended into black tentacles, which reached under the table and grabbed Saeki Toshio who was hiding under the table.

"How many times have I told you not to scare people at night." Akutagawa educated the child with a serious expression.

Saeki Toshio was aggrieved, "No, me."

"Then who else?" Little Silver yawned sleepily, "Coconut?"

Saeki Toshio's eyes wandered, "No, Mom."

Strange, strange, if it wasn't for you two, there would be no other ghosts!Xiaoyin frowned slightly, with a thoughtful expression.

Saeki Toshio blinked vigorously, hinting frantically: There are no other ghosts, and there is the Great Demon King that even ghosts are afraid of!

It's a pity that Xiaoyin couldn't get the hint from Saeki Toshio at all, she asked Odasaku curiously: "Didn't you hear?"

Odasaku shook his head, "No, I slept well, and dreamed that I could pick up another child today."

Nine Lamas & Saeki Toshio: "..."

From a certain point of view, this man is more terrifying than Yuanchun.