The heroine is full of insanity

Saiki, who was eating coffee jelly and watching TV at home, paused.

The jelly in the spoon trembled, and "piaji" fell on the table.

If it was normal, Qi Mu would definitely catch the jelly before it fell, and would not waste even a sip.

But this time his attention was completely attracted by other things, and he didn't even care about his favorite delicious food——

Some kind of abnormal situation is happening, it does not appear suddenly, there are signs a long time ago, but Qi Mu always subconsciously avoids in-depth exploration and thinking about it, as if being hypnotized.

Until that moment just now, the two broken destinies were precisely connected, and a brand new past and an unknown future were born.

Qi Mu closed his eyes, and the history of the whole world was quickly recalled in his mind, like roaring waves in the ocean.He felt it for a while, opened his eyes, and sent Yuanchun a message.

Yuan Chunzheng nestled on the sofa, grinding his teeth with the skill card of [Platinum Star], thinking about how to deal with this "grinding little fairy".After creaking for a while, she belatedly realized that there was a newly received message in the system address book, which was flashing slightly.

S: [What did you just do? 】

Big guys usually don't take the initiative to poke Yuanchun, and Yuanchun always looks for him first.It's rare to send a message, but it's still so unpredictable and puzzling.

Yuanchun: [I've done a lot, big brother, which one do you want to hear?Circle a range? 】

Yuanchun: [Such as eating a box of coffee jelly? 】

S: [...you still owe me a lot of coffee jelly:)]

S: [But this is not the point. 】

S: [Daily tasks. 】

Yuanchun: [You mean this, I just did a daily mission A, the goal is to save a person...]

Yuanchun described the whole story of the mission in detail, and at the end she said with emotion: [I don’t know if that handsome guy survived in the end. 】

After listening to Yuanchun's narration, coupled with what he saw with his own eyes, Qi Mu finally dared to determine the cause and effect of everything.

It turned out to be like this, no wonder it was her who was pulled over.

Yuanchun: [Boss, what's the problem? 】

S: [No, well done, keep going. 】

Yuanchun: [Thank you for your encouragement...but you are a little strange today...]

S: [The other party is busy, please try again later. 】

Yuanchun: [……] This time I didn't get blocked!What a big improvement!

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After arriving at the address, Dazai happily threw off his subordinates, dressed up and put on a small skirt, took a motorcycle from the garage, and went to Yuanjun's new home to explore.

Thanks to the purification team set up by Yuanchun, the dark and haunted neighborhood in the past has taken on a new look. The vehicles of the construction team and various materials brought in are crowded and piled up to the intersection. Workers come and go, lively extraordinary.

Dazai became more and more adept at pretending to be a girl. He looked around, pressed the hem of his skirt, stepped on light steps, jumped over obstacles all over the floor like an elf, and looked like a vigorous girl.He showed a bright smile to everyone who looked at him curiously, looked at each other shyly, and turned his head in embarrassment.

"Hello," the person in charge rushed over when he heard that a stranger had appeared, "May I ask if you are..."

"I'll take my husband's place to check on the progress of the renovation," Dazai lied without blinking, "You guys are busy, don't worry about me."

Perhaps Dazai's attitude was too righteous, the person in charge automatically made up his relationship with Genjun, and felt that this person had the posture and temperament of a hostess.

But the terrible thing is that there is already a hostess in the house. Although the hostess hardly shows up and shuts herself in the bedroom on the second floor all day long, she can't see her when she eats. The house is outrageous, but she really does In fact, she is the hostess with Yuanchun's seal.

(Before the start of construction, Yuanchun personally told the person in charge that the room where Mrs. Coconut lives should not be moved for the time being, and don’t bother her, until the other places are renovated.)

(Ga coconut: ... I am not... Forget it, I will change my name to coconut from today.)

She also has a baby.

This is so embarrassing.

The person in charge suddenly made up [-] episodes of the bloody rich drama, he was a little panicked, the smile on his face was awkward and reluctant, he hesitated and said: "Ah, that, I'm sorry, we need to confirm your identity before we can let you You go in..."

Look at this flustered performance.At a glance, Dazai knew that the person in charge had definitely misunderstood something, and his thoughts had gone to Antarctica, but he didn't explain it. Instead, he found it very interesting, and planned to personally end up messing up the water even more.He raised his good-looking eyebrows, took out his mobile phone, dialed Yuanchun, and said sweetly, "Honey! I'm at the door, but they need my identification to enter!"

The green-haired puppet was guarding the little girl in the black clinic, and felt something shaking in its pocket. It casually took out the phone, pressed the answer button, and said "Hello" casually.

A second later, the listless puppet suddenly opened its eyes wide, and the eyes were astonishingly bright——Genchun was startled by Dazai's cloyingly sweet voice, and the alarm in her mind sounded instantly, and she quickly blocked the skill Back to the backpack, get up and sit upright, put all your attention on the puppet, and wait for it.

It's a long life, and this ancestor is pretending to be a girl again!

"What do you want to do?" Yuan Chun felt his head ache, "Didn't I already give you the address?"

Dazai felt aggrieved, "But I can't get in, you have to prove my identity."

Yuanchun moved the phone away from her ear, she finally understood why Mr. S blocked her when she acted like a baby.

Now she also wants to block Osamu Dazai.

"Give the phone to the person in charge." Yuanchun said helplessly.

Dazai turned around, handed out the phone with a smile, "Okay."

Yuanchun: "Let her in."

The person in charge opened his mouth, trying to remind Yuanchun: "But..."

Have you forgotten that there is one hidden inside?

"It's okay, let her in, don't stop her." Yuanchun said bluntly.

Dazai complained intermittently from the other end of the receiver: "I told you that we are a family, but you still don't believe me...I want to see...who is hiding..."

Yuanchun: "..."

Who is your family?

Meow, I know what he's going to do.

Yuanchun has roughly grasped Dazai's behavior patterns in certain situations, but she is too lazy to stop it.

Anyway, the character design of the vest of "Thousand-handed Basher Room" has been completely crooked, so let him be happy as long as he likes it.

Besides, what does the romantic debt of "Thousand-handed Column Room" have to do with me, Yuanchun?

Yuanchun lay flat on the sofa with peace of mind, "Again, don't provoke Kayako."

Dazai smiled slightly, "What did you say?"

"It's nothing, I wish you a happy day." Yuanchun hung up the phone.

Yuanchun's reminder was intentional, she knew that the more she said this, the more Dazai would do the opposite.

And Dazai knew it too.

So why play these little tricks that are destined to be seen through?

Probably interesting.

At the entrance of the small villa, Dazai, who confirmed his identity, became more and more excited. Under the complicated gaze of the person in charge, he walked to the door with small steps, stretched out his white hand, and knocked on the door politely and gently, "Hello~ Excuse me, is anyone there?"

With a sound of "squeak", the door opened quietly.

Saeki Toshio held the ball in his hands, stood timidly in the shadows, didn't speak, just looked straight at Dazai, with a flash of wariness in his eyes.

This person should not be messed with, Saeki Toshio thought, this person has the smell of a great demon king, and there is also a strong, intractable dark breath, which makes even ghosts feel intimidated.

"Little friend, are you Toshio?" Dazai leaned over slightly, raised his hand to rub Toshio Saeki's head, and asked with a smile, "Is your mother there?"

Toshio Saeki pointed upstairs.

"I'll go and see her, you can play by yourself." Dazai went upstairs.

The door closed, and the person in charge patted his chest, thankful that there was no conflict, but at the same time curious about what would happen next.

Gossip is human nature.

As soon as Dazai stepped onto the second floor, an orange-red shadow "swish" flew towards him, and rushed towards Dazai's face.

Nine Lamas: "Chi Chi Chi!"

——From now on, the old man will monitor you!

Although enough insurance measures have been taken, Yuanchun is still a little uneasy. After discussing with Jiu Lama, she temporarily asks the ancestor to move to a small villa. One is that Jiu Lama can watch Kayako, and it signs a contract with Yuanchun. Afterwards, the hearts and minds are connected, and in case something happens, the contact is more convenient than the phone, just call directly in the mind; the second is that the nine lamas can swallow the yin energy of Kayako's body as nourishment, and the yin energy will be purified by the formation if it is not swallowed. It's better to feed it to the Nine Lamas and make the best use of it.

Dazai couldn't breathe well due to the hair on his face. It took him a lot of effort to pull Jiu Lama down. He held the little fox's two front paws with both hands and held it up in the air.

"Tsk," Dazai muttered in disgust, "You're definitely a genius!"

Nine Lamas: "Cuckoo!"

—Call Dad!

"I don't like you either." Dazai put the little fox on his shoulders and continued to walk forward, "But since Xiaochun kept you here, there must be her reasons, and it should be right to bring you."

Jiu Lama shook Dazai with his big tail, "Bah, bah, bah!"

Dazai: "...I can tell, you are scolding me."

Jiu Lama had an innocent face, his big pure eyes blinked and blinked.

But actually it is telling Yuanchun Dazai's visit through the contract.

Yuanchun's head hurts, [I know, he just came to the address I want... You help me watch him, don't let him make a fuss and make Kayako anxious. 】

Although Gayako has regained some sanity, she is still a very dangerous ghost. She has been dead for a long time and has deep grievances. It will take a long time for the hostility in her body to gradually dissipate.

Nine Lama's tone is meaningful: [Okay. 】

The bedroom at the end of the second floor.

Dazai pushed open the door, he didn't feel the "Yin Qi rushing towards his face" that Chuya said, but he felt a strong vitality.

A graceful woman with her back facing him sat on the ground in a contorted posture.

Dazai asked curiously: "Coconut, what are you doing?"

Kayako didn't have the slightest curiosity about the uninvited visitor—this annoying address, this annoying tone, and this familiar attitude must be with Yuanchun—she replied slowly and calmly: "Practice Yoga."

Dazai: "...Huh?"

I never thought it would be the answer.

"She said that my physical fitness is very good," Jiaye said like an old machine that had been in disrepair. After all, she had just recovered her sanity not long ago. "Yes, practice yoga to pass the time."

Dazai: "..." Suggesting a ghost to practice yoga is something Xiaochun can do.

"Besides practicing yoga, what else can you do?" Dazai walked into the room and sat down on the small sofa.

Gayako said honestly: "I'm still here, learning new recipes."

Work hard to become an excellent nanny and take better care of the Akutagawa brothers and sisters.

"Wow, that's awesome!" Little Seal Dazai applauded, "I'm hungry, can I ask you to cook?"

Kayako stood up slowly, and floated downstairs like a ghost, "Okay."

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Yuanchun: 【What did he do? 】

Nine Lamas: [You care about him very much. 】

Yuanchun: [I can't help it, if I don't stare at him for a while, he will start to make trouble. 】

Nine Lamas: [Fortunately, nothing happened, I just praised her cooking skills after eating the meal made by Kayako, and now the two of them are doing yoga together. 】

Yuanchun: [? ? ? 】