The heroine is full of insanity
Chapter 23 023
Mana carried Hashirama in one hand and Genjun in the other, and carried the two brats back to Buddhajian's house like chickens.
She turned into an old lady again, walking tremblingly along the way.Yuanchun and Zhujian hung stiffly in mid-air, not daring to struggle at all, for fear of causing the old man to fall to the ground, as obedient as two cats pinched by the back of fate's neck.
The little white cat Genjun exaggeratedly mouthed to the big black cat Hashirama: What's wrong with her?
The big black cat Hashirama shrugged his shoulders, and responded with the same mouth shape: When I am old, I like to tease children, just get used to it.
Fojian had received the news a long time ago, and he warmly received Grandma Chena, serving tea and snacks, with a very respectful attitude.
"Father was also taken care of by Grandma Mana when he was a child," Hashirama whispered in Genjun's ear, "Grandma Mana helped set him up with his mother."
Yuanchun opened his eyes wide in surprise, thinking that no wonder he dared to call the patriarch "Little Buddha Room", your mother-in-law is still your mother-in-law!
Mana omitted the politeness and pleasantries, explained the situation directly to Buddha, and then said goodbye and went home.
Fujian called Tobima to send Mana off, and Tobima gave Yuanjun and Hashirama a look of "you two can do it for yourself", and helped Mana to leave slowly.
After the figures of the two disappeared into the living room, Fojian's expression instantly returned to seriousness. He stared at Yuanchun for a while, and said slowly: "Starting tomorrow, you will train carefully with Zhujian, and stop thinking about other messy things. .”
After exhorting Wan Yuanchun, Fojian said to Zhujian: "And you, since you are the eldest brother, you must set an example and set an example for your younger brothers and sisters, do you understand?"
Zhujian drooped his head, and let out a low "oh", he was a bit unwilling, hesitated for a moment, and tentatively said: "But, but—"
"I still have something to do, so I won't go home for dinner tonight. You have to be self-conscious, I will watch the school assessment this weekend." Fojian left in a hurry without giving Zhujian any time to defend or resist.As the head of the patriarch, he has too many things to take care of, and it is not easy to spare a little time to educate the children.
Only Genjun and Hashirama remained in the living room.
Hashirama hugged her knees and curled up into a ball, with an aura called "mourning" lingering around her, like a big mushroom growing in a dark corner.
Look at how many children's pure dreams have been killed by this evil feudal patriarchal system!Yuanchun sighed, and patted Hashirama's shoulder sympathetically. She didn't say words of comfort, but only offered a suggestion: "Do you want to go for a walk?"
Hashirama raised her head, eyes glazed, "Yes."
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On the side of Nanhe River.
Hashirama untied the seal on the scroll, and took out a deck chair, a huge parasol, a small table, and some snacks.
He hugged Yuanchun like a toy, put her on the recliner and settled her down, and then continued to squat down and curl up into a ball.
Madara, who was walking by, couldn't help but twitched his mouth when he saw this scene, "What's wrong?"
Yuanchun chewed the dried sweet potato like a little hamster, and said vaguely: "A young man lost his dream."
Well, this sweet potato is not dry roasted very well, it is too hard, and the teeth are gritty. Next time I plant some sweet potatoes, I will roast them myself, so that you can know what is crispy and sweet.
Genjun handed the bag of dried sweet potatoes to Madara while thinking, "Do you want to eat it? Sweet."
"Thank you, I'll just try a piece." Ban's mouth was reserved, but he grabbed a handful without hesitation.
Yuanchun: "..." It seems that there is a big difference in our definition of "one piece".
Yuanchun moved to the side to make room for Madara, and the two sat side by side on the reclining chair, happily eating melons.
After Zhu Jian lost a round, his wandering consciousness came back to his cage, and he heard the dense "click" sound of 360-degree three-dimensional surround coming from his ears, which made him almost think that he was surrounded by tens of thousands of hamsters.He turned around in a daze, and saw Yuanchun and Madara were quickly destroying a bag of dried sweet potatoes.
Hashirama: "..." I feel isolated.
Hashirama was very sad and angry: "Why am I the only one who is sad, Xiaochun, aren't you sad? Growing vegetables is your dream!"
As soon as Madara stopped chewing, he cast a complicated look at Yuanchun, "Your dream is to grow vegetables?"
A hidden master who can pick up melon seeds and knock stones away, but his dream is to grow vegetables?This is too simple!
"Of course not." Yuanchun took a sip of pear juice and said slowly, "Brother Hashirama, you remember wrongly, my dream has always been 'to make all the people in the ninja world have enough to eat' .”
Hashirama and Madara froze at the same time.
"And you, I remember your dream is to build a village where everyone can live happily together without war." Yuan Chun patted off the debris in his palm, jumped off the recliner, and walked on his short legs Standing in front of Zhujian, "Growing vegetables is just the process of realizing your dreams, and there are thousands of roads to your dreams. If one doesn't work, just change to another one. Don't get stuck."
Children are young and have insufficient experience, so it is easy to get lost and confused on the road of pursuing their ideals. At this time, a wise and great mentor (big flicker) is needed to make a gorgeous appearance to guide the maze.
Hashirama looked up at Genjun.His angle was backlighting, the setting sun falling from the sky passed through the treetops, was shattered into light spots by the swaying branches and leaves, and sprinkled on Yuanchun's body one after another, plating her with a layer of shiny gold.Her whole body seemed to be glowing, like a holy little fairy.
What the little fairy said enlightened Zhu Jian.
"For example, we can develop and grow families, annex weak ones, expand power, unite vertically and horizontally, and unify the ninja world," Yuanchun said casually, "the world is unified, and naturally there will be no wars."
The aura of the little fairy dissipated, and a spirit in Zhujian woke up, "Wait, you—"
"At that time, I can direct my daimyo to farm," Yuanchun held his face in both hands, showing a sinister smile, "ah~ it feels good to think about it."
Hashirama jumped up and covered Yuanchun's mouth, his expression was a little flustered, "Don't say it!"
Yuanchun frowned in dissatisfaction, she pulled off Hashirama's hand, "Just talking, what are you afraid of?"
"I also hate fighting. The war took away my friends and family," Madara said suddenly. "I don't know what's the point of fighting."
Hashirama lowered his eyes, "Probably because he thought that if he stopped, he would feel sorry for the dead."
"The dead are dead, what's the point? The most important thing is always the people who are still alive." Yuanchun stretched his waist, "So, after the reunification, there will be no such troubles."
Hashirama stuffed a piece of candy into Yuanjun's mouth, "What do you think of an alliance?"
Yuan Chun's cheek was bulging with sugar, she tried to cut into the topic, "Listen to my words, you taste it carefully, doesn't it make sense!"
Madara stuffed a plum into Genjun's mouth, "Will you form an alliance with the enemy? How to eliminate hatred is the most critical question."
"Don't ignore me!" Yuanchun tried hard to swallow his mouthful of food, grabbed the ends of Hashirama's hair with one hand, and grabbed the ends of Madara's hair with the other, and pulled them hard, "I'm so pretty, don't you want to take a second look?" ?”
Hashirama and Madara gasped, they reached out their hands to hold Yuanchun's head at the same time, and pressed her face down on the chair with force together.
Yuanchun: "..." Little bastards, you are finished!
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Hashirama and Madara agreed that in the future they would often come to the Nanga River to discuss training, work hard for their common ideals, and grow rapidly.
Of course, people are more willing to listen to the strong than the weak.
Yuanchun refused to join them, she was still angry, "Come on, I want to grow vegetables."
Bashirama raised his forehead helplessly, "Father will not agree. You persuaded me not to go into a dead end, but in the end you are more stubborn than a bull."
"Not necessarily," Yuanchun smiled slightly, she moved her wrist, and looked at Hashirama with malicious eyes, "If I can exceed the task, he will have no reason to stop me from developing hobbies."
"Then next... please give me your advice, brother Hashirama."
The second day of Nan Hechuan's gathering happened to be the day of the Qianshou Clan's school assessment.
In the past, the person who fought against Zhujian was Tobima, because apart from him, the power of Senshou of this generation was too different from that of Zhujian, and they were almost overwhelmingly crushed.
Whether intentionally or not this time, the person who was assigned to a group with Zhu Jian became Yuan Jun.
The other children gathered outside the arena, watching the play with great interest, and some brave ones secretly bet that Yuan Chun would be able to survive several rounds under Zhujian's hands.
Although they witnessed Yuanchun dragging Hashirama away on the training ground and recognized her strength, they didn't think Yuanjun was stronger than Hashirama.
Only Fei Jian's expression was serious.
"Who are you worried about?" Senju Momoka teased.
Feijian shook his head, but said nothing.
The grouping of the battle was decided by Fojian himself, which means that at least Fojian attaches great importance to Yuanchun's talent and plans to start training her.As for how much attention is paid to it and how much it is cultivated, it depends on the result of this time.
The results surprised most people, even shocked them.
Without flashy show-off skills or high-level ninjutsu, Yuanchun simply relied on taijutsu to compete with Zhujian.
On the surface, the two seem to be evenly matched, but Hashirama knows in his heart that Yuanchun is suppressing him the whole time, and the ability she shows will always be a little bit higher than him.
The defensive Earth Dun was crushed with a punch, the attacking Water Dun was cut off with a single blow, and the shuriken that feinted to attack were all dodged.
Yuanchun does not take the initiative to attack, she has been defending and counterattacking, no matter what moves Hashirama makes, her response after blocking will always be simple and straightforward, that is to fight back!
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This is the omnipotent enemy method that Chuya taught Yuanjun.
Powerful weapons can be confiscated, and powerful abilities can be eliminated. When all external assistance is deprived, the only thing people can rely on is themselves.
Strong strength is Yuanchun's advantage, and Zhong also gave her special gymnastics training for this point.
Don't underestimate strength, the more simple and down-to-earth your superpower is, the easier it is to use.The so-called one force will drop ten will, in the face of absolute power, all calculations are paper tigers, no matter how you think about the countermeasures, they will all be punched out with one punch, and it is easy to handle.
Zhong also described to Yuan Chun the beautiful scene of her becoming "One Punch Man" in the future, and asked her if she was excited, expected, and wanted to learn.
Yuanchun nodded first, then shook her head, she said hesitantly: "It sounds good, but I always feel a chill on the top of my head, why is that?"
Chuya: "...Don't make excuses, give me a good training!"
Under Zhongye's supervision, Yuanchun was repeatedly tortured by inhumane devil projects such as hitting sandbags with head hammers, crushing boulders in the chest, punching iron blocks and kicking wooden piles, etc. During the torture, she suffered, despaired, had an epiphany, and finally sublimated completely and let herself go. .
At the beginning, Yuanchun’s painting style was like this——
"Blood can flow, the head can be broken, and the hairstyle can't be messed up!"
"Move the stone away quickly, my chest will be flattened!"
"Chuya, help me check, is my jio still there? I still have my hands, I can't feel them anymore!"
Later, Yuanchun's painting style was like this——
"Head Breath · One Shape · Iron Head Baby!"
"Heh, I can break ten of these brittle slabs in one go! Lift them all up!"
"Punch Hong Kong gangster nursing home, kick Yokohama kindergarten!"
After adapting to the amount of training, Yuanchun made rapid progress, and after only one month, Zhong announced that she was ready to be a teacher.
On the day of leaving the teacher, Yuan Chunqi sank to his dantian, punched open the big iron gate of the Hong Kong Hei training ground, left a petite fist mark on the scrapped gate, and walked away.
The onlookers trembled.
Mori Ogai stared at the empty door frame, quickly calculating in his mind how much it would cost to fix it. "Zhongye, it seems that your training method is very effective."
Zhong also began to reflect on whether he had done too much, he couldn't laugh or cry: "...I didn't expect the effect to be so good."
Dazai breathed a sigh of relief, "Great, Xiaochun won't be bullied by the school!"
A big drop of sweat hung on Ozaki Koye's forehead, she thought it would be good if the lady didn't bully others.
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The memories that flashed in his mind made Yuanchun dazed for a moment.
Hashirama seized the opportunity, grabbed Yuanchun's arm, and threw her over the shoulder.
Realizing that her body was in the air, Yuanchun woke up suddenly. She secretly counted how long she had been fighting with Hashirama. She estimated that the time was about the same, so she gave up the counterattack and turned her wrist instead.
In the end, Hashirama pressed Yuanchun to the ground, one arm pinned her shoulder to restrict her movement, and the other hand grabbed her slender neck.
Genjun pressed the blade against Hashirama's throat.
"It's over!" Uncle Senshou, who was acting as the referee, shouted loudly. He came to the field and pulled Yuan Jun and Zhu Jian one by one, "It's a draw."
The children watching didn't say a word, and everyone stared at Yuanchun stupidly, dumbfounded.
On the one hand, they marveled that someone had finally broken Hashirama's winning streak, and on the other hand, they wondered why it was done by Genjun, an outsider with half Uchiha blood.
Damn, how can we be compared to her, we have to rise up!
Defeat her next time and regain the glory that belongs to Qianshou!
After a short period of depression, the little thousand hands burned with passion one by one.
With a glance at the door, he knew what the friends around him were thinking. He sighed calmly and took the lead in applauding.
Did father even figure this out?Older gingers are more spicy.
In any case, this is an extremely exciting exchange.
Hashirama made a gesture of the seal of reconciliation, and his pikapika sparkled with excitement, "Xiaochun, you are really amazing!"
Yuanchun responded to Hashirama's seal, she shook her head and said softly: "No, you are better."
This is Yuan Chun's true thought.Wearing the shell of Mary Su, she was shrunk down to eight years old by the system, and her strength was not much different from before.And Hashirama is a real 12-year-old kid. When Yuanchun didn't make a big fuss, he fought her back and forth, which already proved his extraordinary talent.
"Don't comfort me, I know my gap." Hashirama smiled silly and fufu, but his eyes were extremely firm, "I will work hard to become stronger, and one day I will far surpass you!"
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The result of the tie with Zhujian was that Fojian paid more attention to Yuanchun, and arranged a lot of homework for her every day.
But it doesn't matter, compared with Zhongye's devil training, these are trivial matters!
On the first day, Yuanchun finished her homework in the morning, took a nap at noon, and went to the vegetable field with a hoe in the afternoon.
Fojian was drinking tea, when he heard the news, he spit out a mouthful of water.
The next day, Yuanchun had a lot more homework. She was very calm and didn't have any objections. She still finished everything in the morning, took a nap at noon, and went to the vegetable field with a hoe in the afternoon.
Fojian's fingers holding the report trembled slightly.
On the third day, Fojian planned to crush Yuanchun to death with countless homework, to see if she could still slip out.
But before the plan could be implemented, it was stopped by Grandma Mana who rushed over.
"Xiaochun is still young, and it's time for her body to grow. Are you trying to exhaust her by adding so much training to her? It's not that she hasn't completed the task. If she likes to play, let her play." Grandma Mana held The crutches knocked on Buddha's head, "You're already old, what's the point of competing with the juniors!"
The head of the Fojian clan had no face, and he didn't even dare to hide. He received two slaps, and said embarrassingly: "You are right, I understand."
Hashirama heard about it through gossip, and decided to follow suit... Then he died in a culture class.
"It's so difficult!" Hashirama lay on the table and cried, "What's all this, I can't understand it at all!"
Yuan Chunzheng was about to go out, but was dragged back by Hashirama. She flipped through Hashirama's textbook helplessly, "What don't you understand?"
"Here," Hashirama sniffled and pointed to a short poem, "It's fine to learn to read characters, why do you need to memorize poems."
"Because the big employers who pay a lot of money are aristocrats, they prefer to deal with elegant people who can recite poems and fight against uneducated mud legs." Yuanchun said flatly, "If according to my idea, overthrow the daimyo -"
Hashirama quickly stuffed an apple into Minamoto's mouth, and at the same time recited a haiku that he couldn't understand.
Yuanchun rolled his eyes and chewed the apple.
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Before going to bed at night, Yuanchun finally received a reply from the boss.
S: [. 】
Although there is only one indifferent full stop, Yuanchun is still very happy, which means that the boss did not abandon her.
Yuanchun: [Be cute.jpg]
S: [I bought a lot of books, take your time to read them. 】
A series of book titles popped up one after another in the chat box, Yuan Chun felt dizzy more and more.
Yuanchun: [Boss, wait a minute, why did you buy "Postpartum Care of Sows"?And this "Cambridge Pig Raising 38 Sets", I don't raise pigs, I just want to grow vegetables. 】
Qi Mu at the desk saw this sentence, narrowed his eyes slightly, and a sharp light flashed through the lens.
What did you say?I bought everything, how can you not?
S: [I think it is necessary. 】
S: [What is your mission goal? 】
Yuanchun: [On the surface, it is to make the people of the entire ninja world have enough to eat. In essence, it is to overthrow the corrupt rule of the daimyo, end the thousands of years of war in the ninja world, and build a new unified country. 】
S: [……] Your task panel is definitely not written like this ==.
S: [You have entered into a misunderstanding. Rice includes vegetables, grains, meat and other ingredients, not just vegetables.Since you want to feed the entire ninja world, you can't just grow vegetables. 】
S: 【Growing vegetables is just the beginning. Once vegetables are grown, can grains go far?Once the grain is planted, will chickens, ducks, geese and other poultry be far away?The poultry is raised, pigs and sheep are also raised, and a few fish ponds are contracted by the way.Oh by the way, have you heard of mulberry fish ponds?Plant some mulberry trees around the fish pond, use mulberry leaves to raise silkworms, silkworms can weave silk and weave cloth...]
Judging from the territory of the ninja world, the land of the Thousand Hands is located in the forest of the Land of Fire. This area is located in the center of the entire continent. The climate is suitable for cold and warm, surrounded by mountains, water and lakes, and the geographical location is excellent.As a result, the Land of Fire has become a major grain exporter, exporting a lot of grain to neighboring countries every year.Controlling the food in the Land of Fire is tantamount to choking half of the lifeblood of the Quannin world. Let alone unifying Senju Uchiha, even if it is to overthrow the daimyo and establish a new regime, it is only a matter of time.
S: [Answer me now, do you want this "Postpartum Care of Sows"? 】
Seeing the words "overthrow the daimyo", Yuanchun was faintly excited.
At first, this idea just flashed through his mind, and Yuanchun just said it casually, and it was not planned so far at all.She originally planned to use the advantages of Qianshou to develop the planting industry and develop a few more ways to make money, so that the income focus of the whole family is no longer limited to extremely dangerous employment tasks, and they can freely choose the way of life.The reduction in the number of fighting and killing tasks means that there will be fewer struggles with the old enemy Uchiha, so that we can have the opportunity to talk and cooperate with each other.
But Hashirama and Madara were opposed to "overthrowing the daimyo", while the other remained silent, which wonderfully aroused Yuanchun's rebellious psychology.Don't look at her obsessed with farming now, she seems very Buddhist, but that's just because her greed/desire overwhelms her laziness. Once she finds another more exciting and interesting thing, she will be more passionate than anyone else.
Although Yuanchun has never seen S, and doesn't know what he looks like, but at this moment, in her eyes, S has an aura of [-] meters, and his body is more shining than a god.
Because S was the first person to agree with Yuanchun's idea, he also provided suggestions for her idea to be implemented.
Yuanchun took a deep breath, and typed the reply letter by letter in the dialog box: 【Yes!all I want!bring it on! 】
Qi Mu smiled slightly, feeling that his deception skills had reached a new level.
Yuanchun: [Boss, I have a question. 】
S: [Speak. 】
Yuanchun: [Since you can deliver the book, can you deliver some hot pot ingredients for me? 】
S: [...cannot. 】
Yuanchun: [Warning to act like a spoiled child.jpg]
S: [Block warning.jpg.And I can't express it across borders, so I can only memorize it all, and then transfer it to the mobile phone by reading and writing, and send it to you from the chat box. 】
Yuanchun: 【...Boss, you have worked hard. 】
In fact, it is not hard, it is very simple.
Qi Mu picked up "Postpartum Care of Sows", closed his eyes, and frantically flipped through the book while feeling it with his heart, turning the pages out of phantoms, and the blowing wind blew his bangs.
This is the legendary "quantum fluctuation speed reading method". Using this method, one can read a book in one second.
It's a pity that apart from Qi Mu, there is no other person who can do it.
Great, I'm now a pig expert.Qi Mu opened his eyes, and the brilliance of wisdom shone in his eyes.He stroked the screen with his thumb, and dense content immediately appeared in the chat box.
Saiki pressed the send button.
S: [I sent it to you, read it slowly, these books cost a total of 8 yuan, remember to return them to me when you come back. 】
Yuanchun: [Thank you, big brother!Go and swipe Zhongye's card, anyway, you are me now. 】
S: [...Okay. ] You have all seen it, it is really not the wool that I want to pluck Zhongya Zhongya.
She turned into an old lady again, walking tremblingly along the way.Yuanchun and Zhujian hung stiffly in mid-air, not daring to struggle at all, for fear of causing the old man to fall to the ground, as obedient as two cats pinched by the back of fate's neck.
The little white cat Genjun exaggeratedly mouthed to the big black cat Hashirama: What's wrong with her?
The big black cat Hashirama shrugged his shoulders, and responded with the same mouth shape: When I am old, I like to tease children, just get used to it.
Fojian had received the news a long time ago, and he warmly received Grandma Chena, serving tea and snacks, with a very respectful attitude.
"Father was also taken care of by Grandma Mana when he was a child," Hashirama whispered in Genjun's ear, "Grandma Mana helped set him up with his mother."
Yuanchun opened his eyes wide in surprise, thinking that no wonder he dared to call the patriarch "Little Buddha Room", your mother-in-law is still your mother-in-law!
Mana omitted the politeness and pleasantries, explained the situation directly to Buddha, and then said goodbye and went home.
Fujian called Tobima to send Mana off, and Tobima gave Yuanjun and Hashirama a look of "you two can do it for yourself", and helped Mana to leave slowly.
After the figures of the two disappeared into the living room, Fojian's expression instantly returned to seriousness. He stared at Yuanchun for a while, and said slowly: "Starting tomorrow, you will train carefully with Zhujian, and stop thinking about other messy things. .”
After exhorting Wan Yuanchun, Fojian said to Zhujian: "And you, since you are the eldest brother, you must set an example and set an example for your younger brothers and sisters, do you understand?"
Zhujian drooped his head, and let out a low "oh", he was a bit unwilling, hesitated for a moment, and tentatively said: "But, but—"
"I still have something to do, so I won't go home for dinner tonight. You have to be self-conscious, I will watch the school assessment this weekend." Fojian left in a hurry without giving Zhujian any time to defend or resist.As the head of the patriarch, he has too many things to take care of, and it is not easy to spare a little time to educate the children.
Only Genjun and Hashirama remained in the living room.
Hashirama hugged her knees and curled up into a ball, with an aura called "mourning" lingering around her, like a big mushroom growing in a dark corner.
Look at how many children's pure dreams have been killed by this evil feudal patriarchal system!Yuanchun sighed, and patted Hashirama's shoulder sympathetically. She didn't say words of comfort, but only offered a suggestion: "Do you want to go for a walk?"
Hashirama raised her head, eyes glazed, "Yes."
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On the side of Nanhe River.
Hashirama untied the seal on the scroll, and took out a deck chair, a huge parasol, a small table, and some snacks.
He hugged Yuanchun like a toy, put her on the recliner and settled her down, and then continued to squat down and curl up into a ball.
Madara, who was walking by, couldn't help but twitched his mouth when he saw this scene, "What's wrong?"
Yuanchun chewed the dried sweet potato like a little hamster, and said vaguely: "A young man lost his dream."
Well, this sweet potato is not dry roasted very well, it is too hard, and the teeth are gritty. Next time I plant some sweet potatoes, I will roast them myself, so that you can know what is crispy and sweet.
Genjun handed the bag of dried sweet potatoes to Madara while thinking, "Do you want to eat it? Sweet."
"Thank you, I'll just try a piece." Ban's mouth was reserved, but he grabbed a handful without hesitation.
Yuanchun: "..." It seems that there is a big difference in our definition of "one piece".
Yuanchun moved to the side to make room for Madara, and the two sat side by side on the reclining chair, happily eating melons.
After Zhu Jian lost a round, his wandering consciousness came back to his cage, and he heard the dense "click" sound of 360-degree three-dimensional surround coming from his ears, which made him almost think that he was surrounded by tens of thousands of hamsters.He turned around in a daze, and saw Yuanchun and Madara were quickly destroying a bag of dried sweet potatoes.
Hashirama: "..." I feel isolated.
Hashirama was very sad and angry: "Why am I the only one who is sad, Xiaochun, aren't you sad? Growing vegetables is your dream!"
As soon as Madara stopped chewing, he cast a complicated look at Yuanchun, "Your dream is to grow vegetables?"
A hidden master who can pick up melon seeds and knock stones away, but his dream is to grow vegetables?This is too simple!
"Of course not." Yuanchun took a sip of pear juice and said slowly, "Brother Hashirama, you remember wrongly, my dream has always been 'to make all the people in the ninja world have enough to eat' .”
Hashirama and Madara froze at the same time.
"And you, I remember your dream is to build a village where everyone can live happily together without war." Yuan Chun patted off the debris in his palm, jumped off the recliner, and walked on his short legs Standing in front of Zhujian, "Growing vegetables is just the process of realizing your dreams, and there are thousands of roads to your dreams. If one doesn't work, just change to another one. Don't get stuck."
Children are young and have insufficient experience, so it is easy to get lost and confused on the road of pursuing their ideals. At this time, a wise and great mentor (big flicker) is needed to make a gorgeous appearance to guide the maze.
Hashirama looked up at Genjun.His angle was backlighting, the setting sun falling from the sky passed through the treetops, was shattered into light spots by the swaying branches and leaves, and sprinkled on Yuanchun's body one after another, plating her with a layer of shiny gold.Her whole body seemed to be glowing, like a holy little fairy.
What the little fairy said enlightened Zhu Jian.
"For example, we can develop and grow families, annex weak ones, expand power, unite vertically and horizontally, and unify the ninja world," Yuanchun said casually, "the world is unified, and naturally there will be no wars."
The aura of the little fairy dissipated, and a spirit in Zhujian woke up, "Wait, you—"
"At that time, I can direct my daimyo to farm," Yuanchun held his face in both hands, showing a sinister smile, "ah~ it feels good to think about it."
Hashirama jumped up and covered Yuanchun's mouth, his expression was a little flustered, "Don't say it!"
Yuanchun frowned in dissatisfaction, she pulled off Hashirama's hand, "Just talking, what are you afraid of?"
"I also hate fighting. The war took away my friends and family," Madara said suddenly. "I don't know what's the point of fighting."
Hashirama lowered his eyes, "Probably because he thought that if he stopped, he would feel sorry for the dead."
"The dead are dead, what's the point? The most important thing is always the people who are still alive." Yuanchun stretched his waist, "So, after the reunification, there will be no such troubles."
Hashirama stuffed a piece of candy into Yuanjun's mouth, "What do you think of an alliance?"
Yuan Chun's cheek was bulging with sugar, she tried to cut into the topic, "Listen to my words, you taste it carefully, doesn't it make sense!"
Madara stuffed a plum into Genjun's mouth, "Will you form an alliance with the enemy? How to eliminate hatred is the most critical question."
"Don't ignore me!" Yuanchun tried hard to swallow his mouthful of food, grabbed the ends of Hashirama's hair with one hand, and grabbed the ends of Madara's hair with the other, and pulled them hard, "I'm so pretty, don't you want to take a second look?" ?”
Hashirama and Madara gasped, they reached out their hands to hold Yuanchun's head at the same time, and pressed her face down on the chair with force together.
Yuanchun: "..." Little bastards, you are finished!
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Hashirama and Madara agreed that in the future they would often come to the Nanga River to discuss training, work hard for their common ideals, and grow rapidly.
Of course, people are more willing to listen to the strong than the weak.
Yuanchun refused to join them, she was still angry, "Come on, I want to grow vegetables."
Bashirama raised his forehead helplessly, "Father will not agree. You persuaded me not to go into a dead end, but in the end you are more stubborn than a bull."
"Not necessarily," Yuanchun smiled slightly, she moved her wrist, and looked at Hashirama with malicious eyes, "If I can exceed the task, he will have no reason to stop me from developing hobbies."
"Then next... please give me your advice, brother Hashirama."
The second day of Nan Hechuan's gathering happened to be the day of the Qianshou Clan's school assessment.
In the past, the person who fought against Zhujian was Tobima, because apart from him, the power of Senshou of this generation was too different from that of Zhujian, and they were almost overwhelmingly crushed.
Whether intentionally or not this time, the person who was assigned to a group with Zhu Jian became Yuan Jun.
The other children gathered outside the arena, watching the play with great interest, and some brave ones secretly bet that Yuan Chun would be able to survive several rounds under Zhujian's hands.
Although they witnessed Yuanchun dragging Hashirama away on the training ground and recognized her strength, they didn't think Yuanjun was stronger than Hashirama.
Only Fei Jian's expression was serious.
"Who are you worried about?" Senju Momoka teased.
Feijian shook his head, but said nothing.
The grouping of the battle was decided by Fojian himself, which means that at least Fojian attaches great importance to Yuanchun's talent and plans to start training her.As for how much attention is paid to it and how much it is cultivated, it depends on the result of this time.
The results surprised most people, even shocked them.
Without flashy show-off skills or high-level ninjutsu, Yuanchun simply relied on taijutsu to compete with Zhujian.
On the surface, the two seem to be evenly matched, but Hashirama knows in his heart that Yuanchun is suppressing him the whole time, and the ability she shows will always be a little bit higher than him.
The defensive Earth Dun was crushed with a punch, the attacking Water Dun was cut off with a single blow, and the shuriken that feinted to attack were all dodged.
Yuanchun does not take the initiative to attack, she has been defending and counterattacking, no matter what moves Hashirama makes, her response after blocking will always be simple and straightforward, that is to fight back!
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This is the omnipotent enemy method that Chuya taught Yuanjun.
Powerful weapons can be confiscated, and powerful abilities can be eliminated. When all external assistance is deprived, the only thing people can rely on is themselves.
Strong strength is Yuanchun's advantage, and Zhong also gave her special gymnastics training for this point.
Don't underestimate strength, the more simple and down-to-earth your superpower is, the easier it is to use.The so-called one force will drop ten will, in the face of absolute power, all calculations are paper tigers, no matter how you think about the countermeasures, they will all be punched out with one punch, and it is easy to handle.
Zhong also described to Yuan Chun the beautiful scene of her becoming "One Punch Man" in the future, and asked her if she was excited, expected, and wanted to learn.
Yuanchun nodded first, then shook her head, she said hesitantly: "It sounds good, but I always feel a chill on the top of my head, why is that?"
Chuya: "...Don't make excuses, give me a good training!"
Under Zhongye's supervision, Yuanchun was repeatedly tortured by inhumane devil projects such as hitting sandbags with head hammers, crushing boulders in the chest, punching iron blocks and kicking wooden piles, etc. During the torture, she suffered, despaired, had an epiphany, and finally sublimated completely and let herself go. .
At the beginning, Yuanchun’s painting style was like this——
"Blood can flow, the head can be broken, and the hairstyle can't be messed up!"
"Move the stone away quickly, my chest will be flattened!"
"Chuya, help me check, is my jio still there? I still have my hands, I can't feel them anymore!"
Later, Yuanchun's painting style was like this——
"Head Breath · One Shape · Iron Head Baby!"
"Heh, I can break ten of these brittle slabs in one go! Lift them all up!"
"Punch Hong Kong gangster nursing home, kick Yokohama kindergarten!"
After adapting to the amount of training, Yuanchun made rapid progress, and after only one month, Zhong announced that she was ready to be a teacher.
On the day of leaving the teacher, Yuan Chunqi sank to his dantian, punched open the big iron gate of the Hong Kong Hei training ground, left a petite fist mark on the scrapped gate, and walked away.
The onlookers trembled.
Mori Ogai stared at the empty door frame, quickly calculating in his mind how much it would cost to fix it. "Zhongye, it seems that your training method is very effective."
Zhong also began to reflect on whether he had done too much, he couldn't laugh or cry: "...I didn't expect the effect to be so good."
Dazai breathed a sigh of relief, "Great, Xiaochun won't be bullied by the school!"
A big drop of sweat hung on Ozaki Koye's forehead, she thought it would be good if the lady didn't bully others.
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The memories that flashed in his mind made Yuanchun dazed for a moment.
Hashirama seized the opportunity, grabbed Yuanchun's arm, and threw her over the shoulder.
Realizing that her body was in the air, Yuanchun woke up suddenly. She secretly counted how long she had been fighting with Hashirama. She estimated that the time was about the same, so she gave up the counterattack and turned her wrist instead.
In the end, Hashirama pressed Yuanchun to the ground, one arm pinned her shoulder to restrict her movement, and the other hand grabbed her slender neck.
Genjun pressed the blade against Hashirama's throat.
"It's over!" Uncle Senshou, who was acting as the referee, shouted loudly. He came to the field and pulled Yuan Jun and Zhu Jian one by one, "It's a draw."
The children watching didn't say a word, and everyone stared at Yuanchun stupidly, dumbfounded.
On the one hand, they marveled that someone had finally broken Hashirama's winning streak, and on the other hand, they wondered why it was done by Genjun, an outsider with half Uchiha blood.
Damn, how can we be compared to her, we have to rise up!
Defeat her next time and regain the glory that belongs to Qianshou!
After a short period of depression, the little thousand hands burned with passion one by one.
With a glance at the door, he knew what the friends around him were thinking. He sighed calmly and took the lead in applauding.
Did father even figure this out?Older gingers are more spicy.
In any case, this is an extremely exciting exchange.
Hashirama made a gesture of the seal of reconciliation, and his pikapika sparkled with excitement, "Xiaochun, you are really amazing!"
Yuanchun responded to Hashirama's seal, she shook her head and said softly: "No, you are better."
This is Yuan Chun's true thought.Wearing the shell of Mary Su, she was shrunk down to eight years old by the system, and her strength was not much different from before.And Hashirama is a real 12-year-old kid. When Yuanchun didn't make a big fuss, he fought her back and forth, which already proved his extraordinary talent.
"Don't comfort me, I know my gap." Hashirama smiled silly and fufu, but his eyes were extremely firm, "I will work hard to become stronger, and one day I will far surpass you!"
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The result of the tie with Zhujian was that Fojian paid more attention to Yuanchun, and arranged a lot of homework for her every day.
But it doesn't matter, compared with Zhongye's devil training, these are trivial matters!
On the first day, Yuanchun finished her homework in the morning, took a nap at noon, and went to the vegetable field with a hoe in the afternoon.
Fojian was drinking tea, when he heard the news, he spit out a mouthful of water.
The next day, Yuanchun had a lot more homework. She was very calm and didn't have any objections. She still finished everything in the morning, took a nap at noon, and went to the vegetable field with a hoe in the afternoon.
Fojian's fingers holding the report trembled slightly.
On the third day, Fojian planned to crush Yuanchun to death with countless homework, to see if she could still slip out.
But before the plan could be implemented, it was stopped by Grandma Mana who rushed over.
"Xiaochun is still young, and it's time for her body to grow. Are you trying to exhaust her by adding so much training to her? It's not that she hasn't completed the task. If she likes to play, let her play." Grandma Mana held The crutches knocked on Buddha's head, "You're already old, what's the point of competing with the juniors!"
The head of the Fojian clan had no face, and he didn't even dare to hide. He received two slaps, and said embarrassingly: "You are right, I understand."
Hashirama heard about it through gossip, and decided to follow suit... Then he died in a culture class.
"It's so difficult!" Hashirama lay on the table and cried, "What's all this, I can't understand it at all!"
Yuan Chunzheng was about to go out, but was dragged back by Hashirama. She flipped through Hashirama's textbook helplessly, "What don't you understand?"
"Here," Hashirama sniffled and pointed to a short poem, "It's fine to learn to read characters, why do you need to memorize poems."
"Because the big employers who pay a lot of money are aristocrats, they prefer to deal with elegant people who can recite poems and fight against uneducated mud legs." Yuanchun said flatly, "If according to my idea, overthrow the daimyo -"
Hashirama quickly stuffed an apple into Minamoto's mouth, and at the same time recited a haiku that he couldn't understand.
Yuanchun rolled his eyes and chewed the apple.
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Before going to bed at night, Yuanchun finally received a reply from the boss.
S: [. 】
Although there is only one indifferent full stop, Yuanchun is still very happy, which means that the boss did not abandon her.
Yuanchun: [Be cute.jpg]
S: [I bought a lot of books, take your time to read them. 】
A series of book titles popped up one after another in the chat box, Yuan Chun felt dizzy more and more.
Yuanchun: [Boss, wait a minute, why did you buy "Postpartum Care of Sows"?And this "Cambridge Pig Raising 38 Sets", I don't raise pigs, I just want to grow vegetables. 】
Qi Mu at the desk saw this sentence, narrowed his eyes slightly, and a sharp light flashed through the lens.
What did you say?I bought everything, how can you not?
S: [I think it is necessary. 】
S: [What is your mission goal? 】
Yuanchun: [On the surface, it is to make the people of the entire ninja world have enough to eat. In essence, it is to overthrow the corrupt rule of the daimyo, end the thousands of years of war in the ninja world, and build a new unified country. 】
S: [……] Your task panel is definitely not written like this ==.
S: [You have entered into a misunderstanding. Rice includes vegetables, grains, meat and other ingredients, not just vegetables.Since you want to feed the entire ninja world, you can't just grow vegetables. 】
S: 【Growing vegetables is just the beginning. Once vegetables are grown, can grains go far?Once the grain is planted, will chickens, ducks, geese and other poultry be far away?The poultry is raised, pigs and sheep are also raised, and a few fish ponds are contracted by the way.Oh by the way, have you heard of mulberry fish ponds?Plant some mulberry trees around the fish pond, use mulberry leaves to raise silkworms, silkworms can weave silk and weave cloth...]
Judging from the territory of the ninja world, the land of the Thousand Hands is located in the forest of the Land of Fire. This area is located in the center of the entire continent. The climate is suitable for cold and warm, surrounded by mountains, water and lakes, and the geographical location is excellent.As a result, the Land of Fire has become a major grain exporter, exporting a lot of grain to neighboring countries every year.Controlling the food in the Land of Fire is tantamount to choking half of the lifeblood of the Quannin world. Let alone unifying Senju Uchiha, even if it is to overthrow the daimyo and establish a new regime, it is only a matter of time.
S: [Answer me now, do you want this "Postpartum Care of Sows"? 】
Seeing the words "overthrow the daimyo", Yuanchun was faintly excited.
At first, this idea just flashed through his mind, and Yuanchun just said it casually, and it was not planned so far at all.She originally planned to use the advantages of Qianshou to develop the planting industry and develop a few more ways to make money, so that the income focus of the whole family is no longer limited to extremely dangerous employment tasks, and they can freely choose the way of life.The reduction in the number of fighting and killing tasks means that there will be fewer struggles with the old enemy Uchiha, so that we can have the opportunity to talk and cooperate with each other.
But Hashirama and Madara were opposed to "overthrowing the daimyo", while the other remained silent, which wonderfully aroused Yuanchun's rebellious psychology.Don't look at her obsessed with farming now, she seems very Buddhist, but that's just because her greed/desire overwhelms her laziness. Once she finds another more exciting and interesting thing, she will be more passionate than anyone else.
Although Yuanchun has never seen S, and doesn't know what he looks like, but at this moment, in her eyes, S has an aura of [-] meters, and his body is more shining than a god.
Because S was the first person to agree with Yuanchun's idea, he also provided suggestions for her idea to be implemented.
Yuanchun took a deep breath, and typed the reply letter by letter in the dialog box: 【Yes!all I want!bring it on! 】
Qi Mu smiled slightly, feeling that his deception skills had reached a new level.
Yuanchun: [Boss, I have a question. 】
S: [Speak. 】
Yuanchun: [Since you can deliver the book, can you deliver some hot pot ingredients for me? 】
S: [...cannot. 】
Yuanchun: [Warning to act like a spoiled child.jpg]
S: [Block warning.jpg.And I can't express it across borders, so I can only memorize it all, and then transfer it to the mobile phone by reading and writing, and send it to you from the chat box. 】
Yuanchun: 【...Boss, you have worked hard. 】
In fact, it is not hard, it is very simple.
Qi Mu picked up "Postpartum Care of Sows", closed his eyes, and frantically flipped through the book while feeling it with his heart, turning the pages out of phantoms, and the blowing wind blew his bangs.
This is the legendary "quantum fluctuation speed reading method". Using this method, one can read a book in one second.
It's a pity that apart from Qi Mu, there is no other person who can do it.
Great, I'm now a pig expert.Qi Mu opened his eyes, and the brilliance of wisdom shone in his eyes.He stroked the screen with his thumb, and dense content immediately appeared in the chat box.
Saiki pressed the send button.
S: [I sent it to you, read it slowly, these books cost a total of 8 yuan, remember to return them to me when you come back. 】
Yuanchun: [Thank you, big brother!Go and swipe Zhongye's card, anyway, you are me now. 】
S: [...Okay. ] You have all seen it, it is really not the wool that I want to pluck Zhongya Zhongya.
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