The heroine is full of insanity

Yuanchun couldn't figure out why the vegetables in Hashirama sprouted, but hers seemed to be dead.

Obviously the same batch of seeds, the same land, the same fertilizer, irrigation and weeding at the same time...

No, it seems that there is indeed a little difference - Hashirama took care of the dishes all by himself, while Tomagama helped to water the dishes for Yuanchun.

There is only one truth, the murderer is you, Qianshoufei... Wait, it is too arbitrary to draw conclusions without evidence. It is a kindness of Feijian to help water, how can you randomly suspect others?

Think about it from another angle, maybe the column space is special?

Countless thoughts swirled in his mind, but he couldn't figure out a clue, which made Yuanchun's hair fall out of worry.

Could it be that I am going to die at the first step of the road to dominance by farming and conquering the world?

No, I don't accept this result, there are definitely other ways!

Host, I apply to connect with enthusiastic audience outside the venue!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Why don't you ask the magic conch?

Yuanchun said: Why not seek help from the almighty thigh?

Saiki Thigh Kusuo said: Unfortunately, I am not omnipotent, I don’t know how to grow vegetables, you should work hard yourself.

Yuanchun: [Boss, I only have you now, you can't leave me alone!Even if I help you go to the bookstore to buy a professional book on how to grow vegetables, it will be fine by express delivery qwq]

I recalled how Mary Su acted like a baby to her lovers in the original script. Yuanchun followed suit and used it all on S.

The matter is of great importance, such a thing as a face is not worth mentioning.

After an extremely long wait, S's reply finally came: [...Be normal, I'll go to the bookstore to have a look. 】

When other girls act like a baby, it is the heart-wrenching "little fist hits your chest"; Yuanchun's acting like a baby is the heart-breaking "[-] hammers, [-] hammers, how many blows do you want?"

I don't know what went wrong, she is obviously pretty, and her voice is soft and pleasant.

After reading S's reply, Yuanchun instantly switched back to the normal mode. She touched her arm and felt the goosebumps all over her hand, shaking herself in disgust.

Yuanchun: [Okay, please! 】

It seems that apart from Xanxus, the straight man of steel, there are other people in this world who are indifferent to the charm of Mary Sue, which is really gratifying.

1 minute later.

Yuanchun: [Secret Observation.jpg]

S: [... I just stood up. 】

5 minute later.

Yuanchun: 【Your cutie suddenly appeared.jpg】

S: [... I just stood up. 】

Yuanchun: [You lied to me!You stood up 5 minutes ago! 】

S: [Have you forgotten that the flow of time on both sides is not equal?Six hours have passed by your side, and only 1 minute has passed by my side! 】

Yuanchun: [Yes, I'm sorry, you can continue, I will poke you again in six hours. 】

S: [………]

A line of words popped up in Yuanchun's chat box: S has turned on friend verification, and you are not his (her) friend yet.

Yuanchun: "..."

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Yuanchun, who was blocked by the big boss, was like a salted fish that had lost her dreams. She squatted on the field ridge blankly, with a dull expression, her eyes lost their brightness, her figure was bleak, and her whole body began to fade.

"It's not good," Itama frowned worriedly, "This situation is even more serious than when Big Brother was lost!"

Wa Jian grabbed the corner of Fei Jian's clothes and shook it, "Second brother, do something quickly!"

Can't it?The space between the doors started to get smoother, he stretched out a finger, poked Yuanchun's shoulder tentatively, and persuaded in a stiff tone: "I want to open it up, maybe it will sprout tomorrow... Uh, it's so hard, it's already petrified." ?!"

Itama picked up a small clod of soil from the top of Genjun's head and showed it to Himama, "Not only that, my sister is about to shatter."

...you just dug it out of the ground, don't think I didn't see it.There are black lines all over the head, thinking that Banjian is a well-behaved little cutie, when did he become so skinny?Seems like after someone came?

Case solved!All of this is Yuanchun's fault!

Yuanchun, who was immersed in grief, suddenly felt his back sinking, as if a huge pot was pressed down... Forget it, it's not important, I, an ordinary Mary Su, has no other advantages, that is, I have great strength, and I can only eat a pot. It's okay to carry.

Hashirama's emotions were separated from the ecstasy of conceiving life with his own hands, and suddenly felt a cold wind coming towards him. He clasped his shoulders tightly with his hands and shivered, "What's wrong? Why is it so cold all of a sudden?"

There was a blank face in the door, pointing to Yuanchun.

Hashirama followed the guidance of Torima and saw a pale statue.

"What? That's Xiaochun?" Hashirama turned pale with shock. He ran over, held Yuanchun's shoulder and shook vigorously, "Xiaochun, wake up! Don't give up, we haven't reached the end of the mountain yet!"

It's true that we are still far from the end of the mountain, but the seeds haven't germinated. Don't make it look like the sky is about to collapse!Feijian secretly rolled his eyes.

"Brother, don't shake it too hard." Itama sprinkled a handful of dirt on Yuanchun's body, and he said solemnly, "Your sister will be scattered by you."

Hashirama took a deep breath, let go of his hand suddenly, staggered back a few steps, away from the statue, as if Yuan was made of pure paper, so fragile that it would shatter when touched.He had a sad look on his face, "Xiaochun, what can brother do to save you?"

Tobima: "..." Hey, big brother, Banma is teasing you, can't you see it?

Banma juggled out a full bowl, "Let's glue my sister up with paste!"

It should be obvious now, right?There was a whisper between the doors.

Hashirama frowned, and said in a hesitant tone, "Can I do it?"

Feijian: "..." Of course not!Is your brain still there?You move it!

Banjian's eyes were extremely innocent, "I don't know, let's try it, or do you have any other ideas, big brother?"

Hashirama sighed, took the bowl containing the paste, "Then try it."

Feijian: "..." It's hopeless, my elder brother is completely hopeless.

I can't watch it anymore.

Yuanchun was out of his body, Hashirama was limped by Banjian, and the silly Wajian was watching the fun, taking this opportunity, Feijian quickly rushed into the vegetable field in Hashirama, and picked up a young sprout that had just broken the ground , Planted in Yuanchun's field with lightning speed.

He wiped away the dirt in his hands, walked up to Yuanchun and stood still, he pressed her head, turned an angle, and made her look at a certain point in the vegetable field.

"Hey," Feijian said lazily, "Look carefully, your vegetables have also sprouted."

"Huh? Really, it wasn't there just now!" Hashirama exclaimed, "Xiaochun, wake up!"

The warm touch from her head finally brought back Yuanchun's drifting soul, and brought her back to her senses from the pain of losing her boss.She tilted her head, and subconsciously rubbed her palm between the doors, "Ah? What did you say?"

Feijian froze for a moment, then withdrew his hand like an electric shock, "You—"

Following Yuanchun's movements, there was a rustling sound, and the fine particles of soil slipped from her beautiful white hair with a shimmer of rainbow color, which was very conspicuous.

Yuanchun stroked his hair with his left hand and took out a handful of dirt.

Yuanchun touched the hem of the skirt with his right hand and took out a hand of dirt.

Yuanchun's face turned dark, she gritted her teeth, "...who did it?"

Banjian replied decisively: "Brother!"

Hashirama: "???"

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Perhaps because he was afraid that he would receive a text message from Yuanchun who was persecuted by writing coquettishly and reading for a long time, Qi Mu directly teleported to a nearby bookstore.

What?Ask if doing so will arouse suspicion?Of course not, because Yuanchun has the ability to open the space door, no matter whether she suddenly appears or disappears, Hong Kong and Hei people are used to it... Uh... In this case, why did I just go through the front door honestly before? If I break into the dragon's pond and tiger's lair, wouldn't it be good for me to teleport back to her room?

Qi Mu couldn't answer this self-question from the depths of his soul, he kept his hands on the bookshelf motionless, and there was an obvious low air pressure lingering around him.

I actually made such a low-level mistake, could it be that I was infected by Yuanchun's unreliability?

Even gods can influence, this woman is too scary.

The matter has passed, Qi Mu is too lazy to entangle in these small things, he can't turn back the time again.

The most important thing now is to quickly buy the books that Yuanchun needs, Qi Mu has an ominous premonition: staying outside for a long time will increase the probability of him encountering super big/trouble——

"Small~chun~" The sound of solid wavy lines rippling from the end tune sounded, and Dazai dressed in black floated out from behind the bookshelf like a ghost.

Look, big/trouble is coming!

Is this the legendary "Osamu Dazai may be late, but he will never be absent"? !

Qi Mu squeezed the book he grabbed casually, with a serious expression on his face.

"Xiaochun, what did you buy?" Dazai poked his head curiously, and kept guessing, "A romance novel? A mystery story? Or a suicide instruction manual?"

"Ah, it must be a suicide instruction manual!" Dazai's eyes lit up, "After all, you still owe me a favor, so I will reluctantly accept this gift..."

In the next second, Dazai saw clearly the name of the book in Saiki's hand - "Postpartum Care of Sows"

"...It's off." Dazai's expression rarely turned blank, "...huh???"

"Here, for you." Qi Mu pushed his glasses, and a malicious smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.