The heroine is full of insanity

"Don't talk like me," Yuanchun stuffed the big box he was carrying into R's arms, "Here, I wish you a happy birthday."

R was slightly stunned, looked down, and found that what Yuanchun pushed over was a cake box tied with a beautiful ribbon, which contained a [-]-inch chocolate cake, covered with fresh and plump sliced ​​fruits, which made people feel at ease at first glance. Very appetizing.

"I can also sing you a happy birthday song or something..."

Yuanchun jumped off the armrest of the sofa, strolled a few steps in the small living room with his hands behind his back, his eyes drifted straight to the kitchen.When she came last time, she remembered that there were a lot of ingredients stuffed in R's refrigerator, and she didn't know if there were any more this time.

"...The premise is that I share half of the cake."

Noticing Yuanchun's eager eyes, R twitched the corner of his mouth and asked bluntly, "How long have you been hungry?"

"I'm not hungry, but I didn't eat very well." Yuanchun touched his flat stomach, sighed, his face was full of vicissitudes, "You may not believe me, I went on a business trip in another world, then Although the place has beautiful mountains and clear waters, it is too underdeveloped, and there are wars everywhere. Apart from gnawing fish, I gnaw steamed buns every day. I dream of cooking hot pot. Once my brother came to wake me up, and I almost gnawed his arm like a chicken leg. gone."

R: "..." How greedy you are!

When Yuanchun complained, R slowly removed the ribbon on the box, and the moment the lid was lifted, a sweet but not greasy scent drifted away, blending into the air, floating densely, making people feel dizzy saliva.

The "person" here specifically refers to Yuanchun. She is holding the edge of the table with her hands and slowly showing her head, her eyes are emitting green light, and the tail behind her is wagging, and she has become a phantom.

……people?Forget it, what kind of weird creature is this?

R glanced at the white chocolate card surrounded by countless fruits, with a simple "Happy Birthday" written on it in dark chocolate.

I didn't write my name, is it because she really doesn't know my name, or is she deliberately pretending not to know?

R pulled out the plastic table knife while thinking, and held it with a "snap" after turning it between his fingers. He estimated the position of the knife, and commented casually: "Not bad."

"Not bad? You're too picky!" Yuan Chun sternly reprimanded, "Send you to the mountainous area to participate in the deformation test for a few days, and you will be really fragrant when you come back."

"I don't understand." R raised the knife and cut the cake into twelve equal parts in the blink of an eye. He forked one of the cakes and shook it in mid-air, the cream flowers dotted on it trembled slightly.

Yuanchun stared at the cream flower intently, and said sadly: "If you have something to say, don't threaten it with the cake! The cake is innocent! The flower will drop!"

"Sing a song and listen to it." A smile flashed in R's eyes, "After singing this piece, I'll give it to you."

Yuanchun: "...Are you teasing a dog?"

R: "Then don't wag your tail."

Yuanchun: "Brother, what nonsense are you talking about? You have a tail!"

R shook the cake again.

The "hostage" is in hand and can do whatever he wants.

"Okay, okay, you win," looking at the face of the kidnapped cake, Genjun forgave R's rudeness, she cleared her throat, "Since you want to hear it so much, then I will give you a chance to appreciate it My heavenly voice..."

Yuanchun raised one hand high and pressed his chest with the other, in a pose that looked like that, "Happy birthday to you~"

R: "..." Wait a minute, how did you manage to not have a word in tune?

Yuanchun narrowed his eyes slightly, his expression was intoxicated, "Happy birthday to you~"

R felt a little headache, and he began to regret, "It's fine, don't sing any more."

Yuanchun clasped his hands and put them on his chest, "Happy birthday to you~Happy birthday to you~"

If you rap, you can sing, if you can’t sing, then don’t sing, isn’t it that I don’t have a face?

One two three four, two two three four, change positions, do it again!

Seeing that Yuanchun turned on the ghost/animal/circulation mode, and became addicted to singing, R, who couldn't stand the magic sound piercing his ears, took a step forward, pinched Yuanchun's cheek with one hand, and smashed a small half of the cake into her mouth with the other.

Eat, eat, I don't believe you can't stop your mouth.

Yuanchun: "You - woo woo woo cough cough cough!"

Yuanchun was choked up by the cake, her face was flushed, she covered her mouth with her hands, coughed violently, and cast a resentful look at R: You boy, you are finished!

R smiled slightly, and took out a clean handkerchief from his suit pocket. Just as he was about to hand it out, he suddenly noticed something, and his momentum changed instantly. He drew his gun and aimed at the door: "Get out——"

"Surprise!" The door was kicked open, and a figure jumped out. At the same time, there were two muffled "bang bang", and the paper fireworks bloomed behind the person, and colorful debris floated around.

"—Come on..." The corner of R's mouth twitched, he put away the gun, "Why are you?"

"Otherwise, brother? Who would be kind enough to celebrate your birthday except me!" A man with golden hair hugged R's shoulder carelessly.

"Don't get me wrong, Lal and I were passing by," another blond man walked in, and he threw the used paper tube into the trash can, "he was dragged over by force."

The last person to enter was a blue-haired woman with a slim waist, long legs and a good-looking face, with a heroic aura.

R patted the man's hand away in disgust, pointed at Yuanchun, "Her."

"Ah?" The man opened his eyes wide in shock, followed R's direction to look, and saw Yuanchun sitting on the dining table with cream stains on the corners of his mouth and flushed cheeks.

Man: "...I'm sorry brother, we came at an unlucky time and interrupted you."

R: "... put away your messy thoughts."

There was a soft "whoosh" sound from behind, R subconsciously dodged to the side, and saw a translucent light flying past the man's side face, and hit the wall "duang".

It's a plastic table knife that's /plugged/deep into the wall, with the end that's left outside buzzing and vibrating.

The man was still in shock. He touched his cheek and felt a thin line of blood, "Little girl, there is no need to do such a cruel hand, right? Don't you remember me?"

Yuanchun took several napkins to wipe her face clean, she looked at the man, grinned, and said in a sinister tone, "Remember, unreliable Uncle Liming."

The man yelled frantically: "I'm not called Liming! And you've already mentioned me, so I don't look like an uncle! Come and judge me, am I old?"

It is said that the blond-haired man and the blue-haired woman who were dragged here nodded together, "Old."

Man: "..." Break up the relationship!

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After R's friends came, Yuanchun's task panel popped up to remind her that the task had been completed. The reason why she was not sent away immediately like before was because she needed to ask for the reward this time.

You can get whatever you want, the only limitation is that you can only get the same thing.

...If he doesn't give it, I'll be in vain?This daily task is really getting more and more cheating!Yuanchun muttered twice in dissatisfaction, she stretched her arms and patted R's shoulder to attract his attention, and spread her hands after he looked over, "Reward."

Hearing Yuanchun's words, the other three cast curious glances at her.

"It's my birthday, and I still have to pay you?" R raised his eyebrows.

"Otherwise?" Yuan Chun said straightforwardly, "Will you have nothing to do to spend birthdays with strangers?"

R's eyes are rare pure black, like a dark and quiet abyss, unpredictable, he looked at Yuanchun quietly for a while, the corners of his mouth slowly raised, showing a very shallow smile, "Okay, what do you want?" What?"

R loosened his tie with one hand, supported the edge of the table with the other, and naturally leaned over to approach Yuanchun.

It's amazing for a handsome and handsome man to deliberately seduce people. The hormones are sprayed out for free, and there is a little bit of murderous aura, which is dangerous and charming.

however……

Yuanchun didn't pay attention to R's small movements at all, she pinched her chin and fell into deep thought.

Tangled, can only want the same, what is the right one?The point is that few of them can be taken back without being revealing or useful, except for...

"Ah," a light bulb flickered in Yuanchun's mind, she clapped her hands, pressed R's shoulder, and looked at him expectantly, "Do you have gold?"

R was a little confused, "What?"

"Jinkela!" Yuanchun said loudly, "African agriculture is underdeveloped, so there must be Jinkela! Fertilizer is mixed with Jinkela, and the yield of wheat is [-] per mu!"

R: "...No."

"Oh," Yuanchun suddenly became very cold, she pushed R away, jumped off the dining table, and walked to the kitchen, "Then I'll go and see if there is anything to eat."

R: "..." After it's only worth 20, I can't even compare to food.

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Yuanchun entered the kitchen and didn't come out again. R and the man had a premonition, they looked at each other and walked over quickly.

"It's gone?" The blond man opened his eyes wide in surprise, "What's going on?"

"Have you lost something?" the blue-haired woman asked.

R checked the kitchen, the corner of his mouth twitched, "The bag of flour is missing."

He bought it new and hasn't opened it yet.

other people:"???"

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Yuanchun carried the bag of noodles back to the ninja world.

Compared with other special products, flour, a basic food eaten by people all over the world, is the easiest to explain the source. It is said that it was brought from home before, and it has been kept in a sealed array, so I am not willing to eat it.

It's decided, I'll call Kashishirama for a sneaky extra meal tomorrow!Beef noodles here I come!

Yuanchun repacked the flour into a bag and put it in a sealed array for safekeeping.

Just as she was about to go to bed, she suddenly received a message from the boss.

S: [Finally got away with it. 】

Yuanchun: 【...Congratulations, I spent another day here :)】

S: [Zhong Yuan Zhong also sent you three boxes of coffee jelly, I ate them all. 】

Yuanchun: [Black question mark.jpg]

Yuanchun: [At least leave me a box!I went back in three days!Still within the warranty period! 】

S: [No, Osamu Dazai put/poisoned one of the boxes, I can't tell which box it is, for your safety, I can only test/poison myself. 】

Yuanchun: [I believe you are a ghost, you are a bad old man.jpg]

S: [I'm still a baby.jpg]

Yuanchun: [……]

you win.