The heroine is full of insanity

After restarting the time, adjusting his body data, and briefly studying the "Hong Kong Black Survival Guide Version 1.0" sent by Yuan Jun, Qi Mu started his second attempt.

This time he deliberately stood at the door for a while, using his clairvoyant eyes to watch that troublesome Dazai Osamu slip away from the back door, and then slowly walked into the revolving door.

[If you find Dazai ahead of time, run as far as possible, and don’t strike up a conversation with him; if Dazai finds out and calls you in advance, just stand there and wait for him to come over, and then put a stick in his mouth Strawberry-flavored lollipops can successfully gag his mouth in 90.00% of cases, and at this time you can teleport away openly ——"Hong Kong Black Survival Guide Dazai Chapter"]

It's not so much a survival guide as it is a guide for ruthless humans dealing with clingy kittens, got it.Qi Mu pushed his glasses, and a light flashed on the lens.

Looking around, Qi Mu found the internal elevator, opened the electronic lock, and pressed the button leading to the highest floor.

According to Yuanjun's character design, Qi Mu is going to the office of the Hong Kong black leader Mori Ogai to pick up the schoolbag he left behind, then go to the restaurant for dinner, go back to the dormitory for a nap after the meal, and sleep until he wakes up naturally. Eat or take out electronic devices to play games or go to Mori Ogai's office to do homework...

Wait, don't lie to me, I don't read much, what is the daily life of the savior?It's been too easy!After three years of lingering, is it true that the world won't come to an end again?

For a while, Qi Mu had deep suspicion and distrust of Yuanchun's professional ability.

The elevator stopped when it climbed to the twentieth floor, the iron door opened, and a black dwarf in a jazz hat and a black suit walked in.

Qi Mu: "..."

Zhong Ye: "..."

Goddess of Luck never favored me... Resisting the urge to touch his forehead, Qi Mu calmly raised his hand, shaking it twice like a beckoning cat, "Hello."

"...I'm not good!" Chuya put his arms around his shoulders, leaned against the wall, stared at Yuanchun intently, and said in a gloomy tone, "You still know how to come back."

There is a sense of horror that a bear child has played wildly outside all day, and when he returns home, he opens the door and sees his old father sitting on the sofa, looking over with a blank expression.

"What kind of attitude is this?" Zhong also condemned dissatisfiedly, "Obviously you hit me——"

Tsk, it's not good, is it my illusion, the majestic old father who was promised, why did he suddenly show signs of acting like a baby?The speed of identity conversion is too fast!

The corner of Qi Mu's mouth twitched, thinking that I can't handle this situation, let's call it a day, what does the survival guide say?

[If the person you meet is Zhongye, you can rest assured, just greet him normally.If he gets angry, apologize directly and say sorry, his tone should be soft and cute, and his expression should be pitiful, he will soften his heart, after all, it is the last conscience of Hong Kong gangsters - "Guide to Survival of Hong Kong Gangsters Zhongye Chapter"]

The last conscience of Hong Kong black was bullied by you like this, where is your conscience?

Immediately following this question, what appeared in Qi Mu's mind was Yuan Chun's heartless smile and her casual voice: "Fairies have no conscience."

She would definitely say that... After silently complaining, Qi Mu clasped his hands together and pressed them against his chest. In order to cover his expressionless face, he chose to lower his head, "I'm sorry, I know I was wrong, please forgive me."

From now on, Genjun, you owe me ten cups of coffee jelly.Qi Mu took out a small notebook in his heart, and made a note for Yuan Chun.

Hearing the words of apology, Chuya's expression froze slightly. He raised his hand and pressed the hat, so that the shadow cast by the brim of the hat covered his eyes, "...he does this every time."

At the same time, Chuya's heart sounded in a mess: Who wants to hear you say this... Then what do I want to hear... Strange, what's wrong with me... I feel so awkward...

Ah, the elevator is so slow, when can I climb to the destination?Qi Mu smiled awkwardly but politely.

Chuya still had something to do. The two parted ways on the 23rd floor. Before leaving, he warned Saiki to go to bed early at night. If he caught him and stayed up all night playing games with Dazai again, he would be finished.

Qi Mu: "...Okay."

It's decided, let's find a reliable savior, this one is completely hopeless.

Finally came to the front of the big boss, Qi Mu was excited.

Let's finish it soon, I'm rushing home to eat coffee jelly, it's been in the refrigerator all morning!

"Xiaochun, are you here to get your schoolbag?" Mori Ogai looked at the blond girl in a red dress who was lying on the carpet holding a crayon to write and draw, and persuaded softly, "Alice-chan, stop playing, let Xiaochun Return your homework to her."

"Wait, let me finish drawing this flower!" Alice said without raising her head, "Xiaochun, do you think my painting looks good?"

Saiki glanced over and saw the relationship between Alice and Mori Ogai.He mourned for a second for the messy homework, and said casually, "It's beautiful."

Alice's smearing action suddenly stopped.

Mori Ogai raised the corner of his mouth, showing a sinister smile. He pressed the table with one hand and stood up slowly, "You can break through all the defenses and come all the way here...Who are you?"

Qi Mu: "..." Oops, I forgot that Yuanchun has never met Alice, and I don't know what her identity is!

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S: [Failed again, almost. 】

Yuanchun: [...I slept through it all, got up to eat and train and then went to sleep... Anyway, I'm researching how to grow vegetables, why haven't you figured it out yet?Is it that difficult? 】

S: [Grow vegetables? ? ? 】

Yuanchun: [Yeah, the ninja world is so poor that I can't afford broccoli, so I can only grow it by myself.How about you, sir, send me a takeaway to satisfy my hunger? 】

S: [I don't have this function.Please seriously save the world! 】

Yuanchun: [Please seriously pretend to be me! 】

S: [Do you know that Mori Ogai has an illegitimate daughter?She takes your place, treats your homework book as a drawing book, and scribbles on it. 】

Yuanchun: [Mao Mao head question mark.jpg]

Yuanchun: [What? !Trash Mori Ogai!I knew he just wanted to use me against Dazai!A man's mouth, a deceitful ghost! 】

S: [Ah, I lied to you, that's his ability, named Alice. 】

Yuanchun: 【...Boss, your gender is also male:)】

S: [You guess. 】

Yuanchun: [Hehe. 】

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Time went back to five days ago.

After sending the "Hong Kong Black Survival Guide" to S, Yuanchun keenly heard the slight sound of footsteps coming from outside the window.

With a flash in her eyes, she decisively pulled the quilt over her head.

As a little girl who witnessed her parents being killed by her enemies, Yuanchun's performance during the day was too lively, but not too shabby. She was confident that she would be able to get back together, and only needed to do one thing.

When he came to observe secretly in Qianshouban, he found that he was hiding in the quilt and crying.

then--

A few seconds later, Tobuma climbed up to the window sill lightly, he squatted against the wall, and looked into the room with his head.

A small lump bulged under the quilt, and while shaking, there was a muffled, suppressed cry, as if an injured kitten was hidden inside.

He stared intently at the quilt for a while, curled his lips, and temporarily dispelled the doubts in his heart, and prepared to go back and report to his father.

Turned around.

"Feijian!!! You actually came here to spy on Xiaochun!!! Who taught you to be bad!!!"

There was a sound on the ground, and Qianshou Zhujian appeared on the stage, his whole body was shining with the light of justice, which was so dazzling that people couldn't look directly at it.

The petrified door: "..." Didn't the eldest brother fall asleep? ! !

Yuanchun hiding under the quilt: "..." Hahahahahaha!

What a surprise.

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Before the matter was escalated by Hashirama, Genchun stepped forward to save the hapless Togama.

"Brother Feijian is here to comfort me." Yuanchun draped the quilt, knelt on the bed, raised his face and looked at Hashirama who was squatting on the window sill and holding down Feijian, "It's not...cough, brother Hashirama, you misunderstood I'm sorry..."

The tear stains on the little girl's face have not been wiped dry, and the corners of her eyes are slightly red, looking very pitiful.

"...Here it is again, it's not your fault, don't apologize." Hashirama sighed, reached out and rubbed Yuanchun's messy long hair, "Don't cry, your face is crying like a kitten."

"Brother, you can let me go!" Tobuma gritted her teeth.

"Ah? Oh! I'm sorry Toikama, I see you are not sleeping, sneaking out..." Hashirama rubbed his head and laughed, "I didn't expect you to care about Xiaochun so much, that's great, I thought you didn't like it What about her, hahaha."

Tokaima: "..." Are you a fool?Don't tell the truth!

Yuanchun: "..." The intuition of single-celled organisms is really terrifyingly accurate.

Yuanchun euphemistically said that he is fine, and everyone can go back to their respective rooms and sleep well.This proposal was exactly what Tobima wanted, but just as he was about to leave, Hashirama grabbed him by the collar.

Feijian: "...Brother, what else do you want?"

"Xiaochun, go to sleep, we two will watch over you," Hashirama said with a smile, "Do you want to hear a bedtime story?"

Looking at the black face in the door, a sly light flashed in Yuanchun's eyes, she didn't express her opinion directly, she just lay back on the bed obediently, covered the quilt, put her hands in front of her body neatly, with anticipation and hesitation Looking at Hashirama with eyes.

Feijian: "...huh!" Sure enough, she was very scheming!

"Then let's tell a story about the goddess of the moon!" Hashirama cleared his throat and said vividly, "A long time ago, there was a goddess named Kaguya Ji..."

Thanks to the blessing between the pillars, Yuanchun slept peacefully this night.

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Just as Yuan Chun became a little interested in her new life, the cruel reality turned her into a scumbag.

Yuanchun had never been wronged by eating bran swallowed vegetables for five consecutive days.

In fact, it's not that exaggerated, but compared with the previous life, the gap is too big. In addition, eating is Yuanchun's only hobby besides killing, and she is not satisfied, and she feels uncomfortable all over.

Going to Temiao's World Hegemony, I have to settle the problem of eating first!

"The open space in the backyard?" Facing Genjun's question, Hashirama scratched his head and explained, "At first it was for planting herbs, but after the death of my mother, no one at home took care of the flowers and plants, so it gradually became barren. What? What do you want?" use it?"

"Well," Yuanchun asked obediently, "Can I grow something?"

"Of course, I'll leave it to you!" Hashirama gave a thumbs up, and his smile was brighter than that of the little sun, "What kind of flowers do you want to plant? I'll take you to Granny Mana to get some seeds. Her garden is beautiful. .”

"I don't grow flowers," Yuanchun shook his head, "I want to grow vegetables."

... Don't little girls like flowers?Why is my sister different from others?

Hashirama was puzzled, "Why grow vegetables?"

Yuanchun clenched his fist with one hand and pressed his chest with the other, "I, Yuanchun, have a dream, which is to become a Yangko Star——"

Hashirama: "???"

Yuanchun: "...Sorry, wrong frequency, try again."

"I, Yuanchun, have a dream," Yuanchun's expression changed, and she became very serious, she said in a solemn tone, "I want to feed all the people in the Ninja World."

Hashirama: "..."

Hashirama took a deep breath and widened his eyes in shock: "You—"

"Sounds ridiculous, doesn't it?" Yuanchun laughed self-deprecatingly, "I know it's easy to say big words, but it's hard to actually do it, but since I've made up my mind, I won't give up halfway—"

"No! I don't think it's ridiculous, I think it's so great!" Hashirama was so excited that tears filled his eyes, he grabbed Yuanchun's shoulder and shook wildly, "It's great, I'm not alone! Xiaochun, do you know? I I have a dream too!"

Yuanchun was shaken dizzily, and a phantom appeared in front of his eyes, "...huh?"

"My dream is to build a village where everyone lives happily together without war or death." Hashirama said while crying, "In the last mission, Wajian was seriously injured and almost died. I guarded him For two days and two nights, I was scared to death. I went to beg my father not to let Wajian go to the battlefield, but my father scolded me, saying that I was too childish..."

Hashirama pressed Yuanchun, and chattered about his dream.

Amway, who was stuffed by Hashirama, followed him to the training ground in a daze, because Hashirama said that if there is no strong ability, adults will not care about children's remarks, so they have to work hard Improve yourself and become stronger.

Makes sense!Yuanchun held Kunai with firm eyes.

No, wait a minute, I'm a little confused, what was I going to do in the first place? ? ?

Yuan Chun fell into deep thought.