The heroine is full of insanity

Saiki Kusuo, a first-year student at a private PK academy, is 16 years old, 167cm tall, and weighs 52kg.Loves sweets, natal coffee jelly; hates insects, sees Xiaoqiang and will go crazy.

In addition, he also has a hidden, unknown, not so important, and ordinary identity-God.

(There should be a loud beeping spit here)

Human beings have a rich imagination. From the beginning of life to the flourishing of civilization today, various creator gods and their corresponding legends have been widely circulated, and many people enjoy talking about them.

In this era where flying ramen can become a god, "gods" are no longer rare.

But the real gods are definitely not as described in literature. They hold power and do whatever they want. They don’t exist. You have to look at the essence through phenomena. God is a profession, neither chic nor cool.

The scope of God's jurisdiction is too large, the entire plane is a jurisdiction, and everything has to be taken care of. As a result, God is actually much more difficult than ordinary office workers.

Office workers have five days off and two days off, annual leave, bonuses, and the ability to resign and change jobs to raise wages;

God has no Saturdays and Sundays, no holidays, no wages and bonuses, nothing, and saving the world is also voluntary labor.

If the universe does not explode, the gods will not take a holiday; if time does not restart, the gods will not rest.

The above are the inner thoughts of Saiki Kusuo who has been a god for 16 years for no reason.

Qi Mu's bitterness poured out, and it lasted for three days and three nights. Not to mention the distance, just say that a week ago, no one except him knew that the world was almost destroyed.

In the world where Qi Mu lives, most of the authority of the "god" is represented by him, and a small part is divided into pillars, scattered all over the place, and each chooses the master.

Qi Mu is just an ordinary college student, but he bears too many burdens that shouldn't be at his age. He is busy like a spinning top all day long, and it is inevitable that there will be a few small mistakes in his actions. It will be dealt with in time, and it will not develop into a catastrophe that will destroy the world.

Until one day, a Marysu from another world appeared.

After comparing Marysu with a girl he knew who was favored by God—Xinmei Zhaoqiao, Qi Mu came to the conclusion that Marysu was safe.

Isn't it just falling in love, even if she is on N boats and ends up overturning, what kind of trouble can it cause?

A few years later, Qi Mu was slapped in the face.

When he realized that the situation was wrong, Qi Mu had no time to find out the reason. One second before the whole world collapsed, Qi Mu removed the suppressor and used the ability of time regression to rewind the time to three years ago.

After that, Saiki ran around to investigate. A week ago, he ran into Genjun on the streets of Yokohama, and finally understood the reason for everything.

After this catastrophe, Qi Mu sincerely hopes that the new Yuan Chun can be more reliable than the previous Mary Su, at least stop messing around.

He decided to observe her secretly, grasp her movements at any time, and give some help when necessary, until the world safely crossed the point of destruction.

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Yuanchun didn't know at all that a certain god was about to start the Stoka mode for her. She completed the relevant procedures, followed the head teacher to the assigned class, and under the teacher's arrangement, she became the same table with a white-haired boy.

The little boy was handsome, with long bangs covering one eye, and a red bandage wrapped around his right hand, a bit like Dazai's silly, white and sweet version.He didn't wear a school uniform in a proper manner, but draped it over his shoulders as a cloak, with his arms folded and his head turned sideways to look out of the window. He was cool with a bit of melancholy, calm with a hint of seriousness, very grand. guy temperament.

Although the little boy wrote "Let me be beautiful alone" and "Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend", but since the two of them will be at the same table for a long time, it is unrealistic not to talk, Yuan Chun took the initiative to say hello: " Hello, my name is Yuanchun, it's the first time we meet, please take care of me."

The second hand ticked away for three seconds before the little boy turned his head slowly and gave Yuanchun a cold look.He cherished words like gold and said: "Hello, Kai Teng Shun."

Behind the two, Qi Mu, who could hear their voices, covered his face with his hands and covered his face——

Yuanchun: It seems to be a high-cold type, not easy to get close to.

Hai Teng: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Such a long sentence without punctuation marks, why didn't it suffocate you to death?Qi Mu thought silently.

Yuanchun pulled out the chair and sat down, took out the textbook from the schoolbag, and turned to the part that the teacher was going to talk about today. She was planning to preview in advance when she suddenly heard a whisper from the left: "Stay away from my right hand, don't Get close to it."

……ha?Yuanchun was full of question marks in confusion, and was about to ask what this little brother meant, when he heard him say again: "The force of force is sealed in my right hand, and those guys want to take it away. It's too dangerous, I don't want you to get hurt."

Yuanchun: "..." Force?Are you the legendary Jedi Knight? !

Yuan Chun turned his face to the side, resting his chin on one hand, staring intently at Hai Teng with interested eyes, and asked softly: "The original force? Is that your ability?"

Yuanchun thought in his heart: The school is indeed a place where stories happen frequently, and I have a little interest in it, let's inquire about it.

Hai Teng was taken aback for a moment, "Di-abilities? Ah, yes, this is my ability!"

Haiteng thought to himself: What is the supernatural power?It sounds so tall!

"It's amazing," Yuan Chun said in admiration, "Can you show it for me?"

Hai Teng's face turned pale, and he thought to himself how to show this, how can I have supernatural powers!I'm going to be exposed when I'm done, will I be laughed at? Can anyone help me?

Qi Mu pushed his glasses, thinking don't call me, I won't care, and it's time for someone to treat your advanced secondary illness.

Hai Teng's call was not answered by God, so he had to rely on himself to resolve the crisis.He tried his best to put on a hard-hearted appearance and refused: "No, no, the classroom is full of people, it's too dangerous. And the ability is, it's a secret, and it can't be revealed at will!"

Yuanchun slapped his head and smiled embarrassedly, "That's right, I'm sorry, I was reckless, please forgive me."

Hai Teng breathed a sigh of relief, but his face was very calm, "It's okay."

Qi Mu: "..."

The two of you have deep misunderstandings about each other, and your brain circuits are not on the same line. It is amazing that the chicken and the duck chatted for a long time, and it was unexpectedly smooth.

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On the first day back to school, Yuanchun had a good time, until before school in the afternoon, the Chinese teacher announced today's after-school homework.

"Write an [-]-word essay titled 'My Father' and hand it in before class tomorrow."

Looking at the large characters in the center of the blackboard, Yuanchun felt unprecedented pressure.

She didn't complain about why she was in high school and could write such simple essays. The crux of the problem was... Where did she get her father from? !

Yuanchun thought about it for a while, she remembered that on the kinship registration form, the name of the father's side seemed to be...

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After the training, Chuya went to the chief's office to pick up Yuanjun and go home.

He doesn't quite understand why Mori Ogai always likes to let Genjun go to his office. Is it really like Dazai broke the news that the leader is a damn lolicon?But Yuanchun is only slightly taller than Loli, she is 16 years old this year...

No, no, what am I thinking about!This is so disrespectful to the leader!Zhong also shook his head vigorously, dispelling the messy thoughts in his mind.

Mori Ogai was not in the office, Genjun was the only one in the huge room, she was lying in front of the long table, frowning, with a pen in her mouth, wondering what she was thinking about.

"What are you doing? It's time to go home." Nakaya walked over and saw a thick stack of manuscript paper in front of Genjun, with a brief title written on the top sheet: My Father Mori Ogai.

Chuya: "..."