[HP] Pirate Radio and White Album

The feeling of being on a thief ship is correct, but this thief ship is much more interesting than the Dark Lord in the wizarding world.

literal meaning.

Your voice will be heard by 3000 million people, your recommendation will be known by 3000 million people, and a large number of people will try your opinion.

"..."

Severus couldn't sleep because of the rock music.

Climbing out of his bedroom in extreme pain, he came to the platform and saw his cousin Vivienne dismantling things.

There is not much wind tonight and the sky is full of stars.

Severus chatted with her for a while - she spoke first.

"Noisy?"

"Yes."

"We play classical music during the day, do you like Liszt or Chopin?"

"……Who?"

"Wizard." Vivienne put a screwdriver in her tool box, "Musician, a great genius. Let's make an analogy... you can think of it as Nicolas."

"This is impossible!"

"How many people are there in the magic world? How many people are there in this world? Cousin, look at the ratio of the number of people. Humans have already landed on the moon, and human probes to Mars have been launched many times. Have wizards ever been to the moon?"

"It's different! Magic is..."

"First of all." Vivian engraved something on a horizontal piece, "Have you heard of nuclear blackmail?"

"what?"

"Oh, I really like the Beatles, don't want to bring up this topic when this song is playing..."

So, Severus stayed up all night, and before the sun rose, he listened to many things, nuclear blackmail, the Cold War between the United States and the Soviet Union, ideology, the history of the earth, geological changes, dinosaurs, ecological changes, the evolution of plants, humans the birth of...

Everything was pounding into his brain, and Vivienne looked at him as if she was seeing herself when she heard Elvis for the first time.

"If you are interested, you can go to Kubo to find these encyclopedia contents."

"Who's Cooper?"

Severus met Quentin and Mark, and Marina was so enthusiastic that he really couldn't refuse the other party's apple pie.

As for Kubo?

Wei Wei'an reassembled the disassembled things.

Then took the radio and handed the toolbox to Severus to take.

Then the two went to the third floor.

Negative third floor.

Severus could even see fish swimming through the side windows of the sunken ship.

"Slytherins have this too." Severus broke the silence suddenly, "Sometimes you can see octopuses at the bottom of the lake."

"Slytherin's residence is in the cellar, right?" Vivienne pushed open a panel leading further down, and said to Severus, "Let's go down."

Like some sci-fi movie, there is a rather large room under the record storage room on the third floor.

Inside the room, a man can be seen speaking García Márquez's "One Hundred Years of Solitude" through headphones.

He talked for a while about the cut veins in Latin America, scolded the king of Belgium for the shameless massacre of 1600 million people, and talked about some precautions for traveling in Antarctica.

Severus was dumbfounded.

There is no buffer room for switching between topics, which is very incredible.

Vivian made a gesture, and Kubo nodded at her,

Vivienne pointed to the books in the room, and said to Severus silently: "Find what you want to read."

Severus was at a loss for words.

Here is the pirate station, nothing, no money, no high income, no one will visit them, no safety.

But it has everything here, audiences, music, DJs, endless cans, and nearly [-] books.

There is one more special thing.

Here are two minors who know magic.

And, magic can be used here.The kind that is not tracked.

"Why doesn't the Ministry of Magic find out that we use magic?" In fact, Severus already knew how much magic Vivienne used.

Drying spell, to ensure that vinyl records, books and electronic equipment will not be corroded by the humidity and salt spray at sea.

Purification mantra to ensure indoor air circulation.

Repelling spells to prevent insects and rats from entering the house and damaging the environment.

The strengthening spell is perfect for maintaining this dilapidated platform.

"...Don't you read the law?" Vivian turned pale with shock, "Use the law well, my cousin."

Severus knew the answer that night.

He hadn't slept for 48 hours and was still in good spirits.

"This is the high seas." He said incoherently, "The tracking rights of the Ministry of Magic do not cover the high seas, so..."

"No." Vivienne laughed, "because it's an unregistered address. The Ministry of Magic's tracking wire is tracking the little wizard's wand, but the high seas? No, they can't find it. This is an unregistered address. The Ministry of Magic does not Probably OK with that, so, no."

"It's... safe here." Severus finally understood Vivienne's smile, Iluvita's relaxed and happy expression, and Joshua's smile.

"Yes, cousin." Vivian said, "Remember to tell me what canned food you like. The day after tomorrow is shopping time. We are going to the city to buy a lot, a lot of canned food."

"Besides canned food." Severus asked, "Can I get something else?"

"We have to count every dollar carefully," Vivienne said, "considering that our advertising sponsors are all foreign."

Severus understood all of this.

So, when Vivian the Day After Tomorrow brought his new clothes, Severus had nothing to say.

"If you feel sorry to owe me." Vivienne said to him, "Bake some seasickness medicine, I'm done with the seasickness medicine."

Yes.

She gets seasick.

This symptom tends to worsen with age.

"No problem." Severus readily agreed.

He had taken too much seasickness medicine.

After everyone, including Kubo, drank the seasickness medicine, Vivian decided not to waste most of the remaining pot of seasickness medicine.

So she took the marine communication equipment and sent a message to the surrounding ships, "We have the best seasickness medicine in the world for free, first come, first served."

Then, Severus blushed, not knowing whether to say that he was at a loss to get the title of "the best in the world", or that he was in pain because his achievements were forced to be shared with many people.

However, a dozen boats came.

A group of people in fancy dress who were more than hippies came along.

They ran over excitedly, took the cup in Vivian's hand and drank it down.

Looking forward to...

It was painful to find out that it was really seasickness medicine.

"I told you, this is seasickness medicine!"

"Fxxk"

People left cursing.

"What are they expecting?"

"Ha ha."

Vivienne has a great fishing success.

As a result, Cooper has new material for his Tucao radio station tonight.

There is a joke about "using the hint of operating some illegal services to lure people to come to consume, and the result is completely serious services and even sternly reject illegal services".

Severus understood.

"They thought it was!" He twisted his face, "What?"

"After staying at sea for a few months, I can't even see anyone else." Vivienne said, "Let's get some euphoria next time."

Then, the next week they celebrated Vivienne's birthday with euphoria-infused sparkling drinks.

There are more boats than last time.

This time Vivienne wore that diamond tiara.

"The only relic my mother got from her grandmother."

Vivian wore the diamond crown crookedly, and stuffed drinks for everyone who came to the platform.

"No alcohol."

Everyone raves about this drink.

"What did you add?" a hippie asked Vivienne. "This is amazing."

"This is the work of our chef."

Vivian pointed to Severus who was hiding behind the door.

"My cousin."

"Genius." The hippies exclaimed, "Will he do something else..."

"This is genius enough." Vivienne raised the glass in her hand, "To Sev."

Then a group of people raised their cups and said with a smile, "To Seafer."

They don't know who Sif is, but they do know that he makes the best non-alcoholic drinks in the world.

Everyone ate the discounted overnight cakes at the cake shops in the city with joy and happiness, and left happily.

"You didn't tell me it would happen." Severus was a little annoyed, but he also thought the cake tasted good.

Although too sweet.

"We can sell this non-alcoholic and sugar-free drink." Quentin found a new way of making money.

"Please, let me sell this, or we'll all have to get the hell out of here."

And so, it worked out.

Severus bowed his head for money... no, in order to protect this very happy pirate station with nothing and everything, he came up with a recipe that Muggles could make.

"I'm going to sell to Coca-Cola." Quentin put on his most formal suit, "and talk to some of my friends by the way. Joshua, do you want to come with me?"

"No, I'm going to be responsible for Mark's replacement."

"OK."

"Quentin and my dad are college buddies," Vivienne told Severus. "He's my godfather."

"Did they go to college?"

"Yes, he graduated from Cambridge."

"..."

Severus couldn't say a word.

University students who graduated from Cambridge came to work on the pirate radio station.

...this age doesn't seem strange either.

Before the end of the summer break, Severus was forced to leave Cooper's special seat on the radio.

He loves hearing Cooper talk about everything in the world, he knows it all, and he does.

"Cooper went to the South Pole and the North Pole when he was young, he's been to most of the United States, he even went to Hungary to make a movie. Do you want to see his film?"

So, Severus and he found the only film in the world.

Saw a silent black and white film by Cooper.

It was a road movie about Hungary.

It's good to promote it as a scenery, but——

"It's okay." Vivienne said, "I thought there would be something exciting."

"What stimulating content?"

"It's nothing."

Then, it's time for school.

"Hey, Vivian." Severus paused, then said, "Can we pretend we don't know each other at school?"

"Would it bother you?"

"...Yes. My academy..."

"Don't worry, you know vultures eat snakes besides being pretty, right?"

"You are eagles."

"They're all falcon-shaped."

"Is that the point?"

Vivienne looked at Severus who was so angry on the boat that he didn't even want to jump on the pier, she turned around and jumped on the boat, hugging her cousin.

"Sev, stay safe, okay?"

"……I know."

Severus thought he could smell apple pie, pineapple pie, cake, canned tomatoes, and pasta and stale books.

These are the smells that can only be smelled on the platform at sea, and now they can only be smelled from Vivian's body.

This holiday, Sirius noticed that the snot-nosed man had changed a lot. He ignored his provocation, as if he was looking at a childish retard.

This made Sirius very unhappy, and what was worse, he found it even more boring to watch his best friend in love.

So, in the middle of the night, when he saw a name on the activity map, he instantly became energetic.

Vivian Murphy.

What is she doing alone in the Astronomy Tower?

Sirius decided to take a look there.

So, he borrowed James' invisibility cloak, slipped out of the lounge alone, and went to the tower of the astronomy class.

Before reaching his destination, he was rounded the corner with a knife held to his neck.

The other party grabbed the invisibility cloak on his body and tore it off.

"Blake."

"Hey, wait. There are several Blacks at this school."

"I know a man named Sirius." Vivienne held the invisibility cloak expressionlessly with one hand, and put the knife on his neck with the other.

"Why are you following me?"

"What? No, I'm not..." Sirius closed his mouth.

The silver knife was a table knife, but he felt the skin on his neck was cut and blood was dripping from the table knife.

"How did you find out?"

Sirius was very curious about this matter.

Vivienne looked at him and retracted the knife.

"Stupid."

"what?"

"You don't beg for mercy..."

"Hey, I'm not begging for mercy."

"No, I mean," Vivienne said, looking at the Gryffindor boy stretching his teeth and claws like a half-sized lion, feeling very boring, "Forget it. Go back to your bed."

After speaking, she returned the invisibility cloak to Sirius and left first.

When Sirius, who was wearing the invisibility cloak, caught up with Filch.

"what?"

Filch reached out to grab Sirius, but he missed.

Sirius ran for a while, and indeed lost sight of Vivienne.

When he climbed into bed, even the love-stricken James had fallen asleep.

Only Lupine noticed Sirius' return, and asked in a daze, "Where have you been?"

"Is there a secret passage that we haven't discovered?"

Lupine didn't answer, and Sirius fell asleep on the bed.

By the next morning, Sirius had to turn up his collar to cover the scratches on his neck.

After all, he couldn't explain how it came about.

He found Vivian Murphy on the breakfast table.

She was sitting among several girls, eating bread, with a notebook beside her, as if she was reading her own notes.

Just like every Ravenclaw, hardworking, smart, and love to learn.

"Sirius, who are you looking for?"

Sirius didn't go to see Lupin, but continued to ask: "It's okay, we, is there a secret passage that we haven't discovered yet?"

"Where?" Lupine felt as though this conversation had happened last night.

"Astronomy Tower."

Even though he has been there countless times, Lupine never refuses a friend's proposal, but instead says: "You can go and see again."

Got nothing.

This made Sirius feel even more incredible.

Only the scratch on his neck let him know he wasn't dreaming.

Then again, it seemed that his constant observation of Ravenclaw caused gossip.

"Sirius, who are you looking at?"

Lupine's question made Sirius suddenly realize that he had gone too far.

"No, no one."

Then, out of the corner of his eye, he saw Vivienne Murphy cutting the bread with a table knife.

That table knife is silver.

Unlike Hogwarts knives.

(Damn she knows I'm looking at her!)

This is a threat.

Sirius would not involve his friend in the attention of this dangerous and mysterious sixth-year Ravenclaw girl.

"Oh, I was wondering if Ravenclaw had exam questions from last year."

"Seriously, who are you looking at?" This time, it was James who reacted first and raised a question.