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"What have I done in my life..."

【Osamu Dazai】It looks very bluffing when he is sullen. He is the same body of Osamu Dazai. His expressionless face looks exactly like Hei Shizai.

Osamu Dazai passed by the corner and saw [Osamu Dazai] standing gloomy at the window, Ryunosuke Akutagawa couldn't help expressing his heartfelt feelings, and then he hurt his throat because of his loud voice, bending over and coughing constantly.

【Osamu Dazai】He raised his head and saw this scene, a young man with two gradation-colored sideburns bent over and coughed continuously, his thin and slender body seemed to be broken.

The sequelae of feeding Dazai appeared, [Osamu Dazai] couldn't help feeding him when he saw such a malnourished person.

He involuntarily took a few steps forward, then stopped immediately.

Now is not the time to feed, it is that person who saw his performance in the second grade, so he must be cool and have a big boss temperament in order not to reveal his true nature.

But it was too late, the teenager had already discovered his actions.

There are two gradation-colored sideburns, like a boy with rabbit ears, looking up in surprise, with physiological tears in the corners of his eyes, but the light in his eyes almost blinded 【Osamu Dazai】, he opened his mouth and said: "Mr. Dazai... "

Damn, this hairstyle unexpectedly fits his aesthetics, and he also wants to dye his hair in a different color!

【Osamu Dazai】Looking eagerly.

Although black is low-key and luxurious, it is too ordinary. Although his cold temperament can support it, he also wants to change his hair color.

But Dazai actually has such a loyal little follower, he deserves to be his Oududou.

Seeing the boy getting more and more excited, 【Osamu Dazai】 hurriedly said: "I'm not Dazai, you've got the wrong person."

Looking at the black suit behind him, he asked again: "Where is Dazai's office? You have wasted too much time leading the way."

【Osamu Dazai】Frowning with a bit of regret, he stopped and stopped all the way and almost missed the best time to eat the cake.

Now is not the time to talk to the boy, you should find Dazai quickly.

In the eyes of the black suit, he was dissatisfied with his work leading the way. His expression became more serious, and he walked in front of him nervously, almost with his hands and feet.

Ryunosuke Akutagawa stood at the same spot, watching the figure of 【Osamu Dazai】 gradually receding, he realized that the height was wrong, Mr. Dazai was clearly taller than him, but this feeling was very similar to Mr. Dazai...

Thinking about it, my throat itch again.

He covered his mouth and coughed again, his eyes filled with disgust for his unbelievable body. He was not in good health when he was in the slums. These days, he was brought back to the port mafia by Dazai Osamu while training physical skills and abilities, but It doesn't help, and even has a tendency to aggravate.

On the one hand, the training goals set by Osamu Dazai are too heavy;

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was looking for Dazai Osamu after the training, but seeing [Dazai Osamu] going to Dazai Osamu's office, he probably would have difficulty seeing Mr. Dazai.

He coughed for a while and was about to leave.

Suddenly, a white hand stretched out in front of him, holding a small bag of cookies.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke looked up and saw that person, a boy wrapped in a bandage that was the opposite of Mr. Dazai's.

The boy indifferently made a move that didn't match his own temperament. He took the paper bag and saw that Akutagawa Ryunosuke hadn't picked it up for a long time, then stuffed it into his arms, and said, "Ginger sugar cookies for you to eat."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke stared blankly at [Osamu Dazai], holding a paper bag with a Q version of the skull in his arms, looking a little cute.

Although I still want to say more nutrition, eat some medicinal food, etc., but 【Osamu Dazai】resisted firmly, he is not an old woman, he just took care of Dazai for a few months, why did he have so many sequelae? What do you think of him when you go back?

After many years, you finally lived like him, [Osamu Dazai] thought wildly, and after throwing the biscuit into that person's arms, he hurried away.

This idea was too scary, and it made [Osamu Dazai] walk faster and faster, rushing into Osamu Dazai's office like a hurricane, snatching the cake and blocking the black suit from the door.

Then I stood there in a daze, thinking a lot about my own future, thinking of myself wearing an apron and staying in the kitchen cooking, and when I went out, Dazai Osamu, five children, Oda Sakunosuke and two Nakahara Nakaya smiled and waited for the picture ...

【Osamu Dazai】He shuddered, it was terrible!He is the president, he is the king!Can't... definitely can't become like this!

Osamu Dazai was lying leisurely on the sofa reading a book, when he saw [Osamu Dazai] running in, he sat up and said quietly: "Zhi-kun, you are here, I have been waiting so hard for you."

"I just saw you reading a book with a smile on your face." [Osamu Dazai] reacted immediately.

It's back to normal, just now I was thinking about what it looked strange, Osamu Dazai was a little curious.

He stretched out his hand and said, "Bring me my cake~"

【Osamu Dazai】Put the big cake in front of Osamu Dazai, then sit on the other side of Osamu Dazai and continue to think about how to restore his original style.

Osamu Dazai poked [Osamu Dazai] on the arm, leaned over and said angrily, "Why don't you cut it up for me."

In the two months before living here, [Osamu Dazai] consciously took on the responsibility of his elder brother, and because Osamu Dazai was in poor health, he even prepared milk every night.

Now don't even open the cake, don't cut it okay?Sure enough, it has changed, Zhijun.Osamu Dazai thought a little angrily, he didn't know why he was so angry, but it's okay to be so naive for once.

[Osamu Dazai] Thinking hard, "Dazai, you have grown up, and you need to do it yourself. I am still younger than you now." After speaking, he became more confident.

"Oh, that's it." Osamu Dazai said, and then looked at [Osamu Dazai] without speaking.

【Osamu Dazai】I feel uncomfortable being watched, "Hurry up, it's still in the best tasting period, it won't taste good after a while."

Osamu Dazai's eyes were dim, and the corners of his eyes and brows revealed sadness. With his full acting skills, he looked at [Osamu Dazai] and sighed faintly: "Zhi-kun, have you forgotten? I hit my head a few days ago, and I can't remember something clearly , wanting to recall our life together.”

"That's not..." Lied to me? [Osamu Dazai] He opened his mouth and couldn't speak, Osamu Dazai's emotion was so real that a drop of tears came out of the corner of his eye.

In order to make Dazai happy, what's the point of not being cool anymore? !

【Osamu Dazai】A fire ignited in his heart, and he will not change.

Skillfully cut the cake and handed the biggest piece to Osamu Dazai.

boom--

The door was hurriedly pushed open.

Alice ran in with her hands on her hips and said, "Zhijun, you didn't tell me when you came back, am I still your best friend?"

"Eh? Alice!" [Osamu Dazai] said in surprise, Alice hasn't grown up at all after seeing her for three years, is she a dwarf?But Teacher Alice is very mature.

"I'm not a dwarf, I just grow up slowly." Alice said with a blank look [Osamu Dazai].

[Osamu Dazai] On the left is Osamu Dazai, she sits on the right side of [Osamu Dazai] without any notice, staring at the cake longingly.

"Alice, how do you know what I'm thinking?"

Osamu Dazai said, "Because you said it."

【Osamu Dazai】: "...It turned out to be like this." He is so stupid.

Osamu Dazai leaned on [Osamu Dazai]'s shoulder, stared at Alice and said, "The reason for not growing up is very simple, because Mr. Mori is a lolicon~"

Alice turned her head to Osamu Dazai with disgust and said, "Stay away from me, Dazai."

Osamu Dazai's disqualification in the world is a passive ability. As a humanoid ability, Alice hates being close to Osamu Dazai the most.

Osamu Dazai insisted on leaning on the sofa to get closer and because there was [Osamu Dazai] between them, so the whole person was hung on [Osamu Dazai].

"It's so heavy, Dazai." [Osamu Dazai] complained, but didn't push it away.

"Alice-chan, you are a girl, it's not good to break into the cadre's room without authorization. Besides, you are Mr. Mori's daughter on the surface, and I don't intend to have anything to do with you." Osamu Dazai said with a smile on his face, Get out of here, Mr. Sen.

"I haven't seen Zhijun for a long time, and I want to have afternoon tea with Zhijun." Alice sent out an invitation.

"Zhi-kun came here to bring me a cake." Dazai Zhi said.

"Mr. Jianyi outside the door, please prepare the materials for the afternoon tea. I want to eat with Mr. Zhi."

Alice puffed up her cheeks angrily: "Dazai, you always rob me. Hmph, you are obviously an adult. So what if you give Jikun to me for a day?" "Really, Alice is obviously older than me, why do you pretend to be younger?" Child, it's really disgusting." Osamu Dazai said.

He pushed Alice forward. Alice walked faster than Dazai in order not to be bumped into. She jumped out of the door in a panic and glared at Dazai who was holding on to the door frame, "Dazai, you have to do this!" ?"

"Zhijun is Zhijun." Dazai said with a smile.

"Alice, here you are." [Osamu Dazai] came out from the side with a smile and handed Alice a cute packaged cake.

He didn't know the conflict between Alice and Osamu Dazai. Of course he supported Osamu Dazai, so he didn't stand up when he saw that Osamu Dazai didn't gain the upper hand.

But I still have to build a good relationship with the boss's daughter, so I had to pack a small cake for Alice. Fortunately, he had an extra carton.

Dazai is still young and doesn't know much about workplace relationships, [Osamu Dazai] sighed, he's still a child.

"Hmph, that's pretty much the same." Alice raised her chin and said, "Zhijun, come and play with me often in the future."

She reached out to take it away.

But halfway was cut off by a slender hand. In order to avoid the hand, Alice quickly backed away.

"Dazai!!!"

Osamu Dazai was holding the cute little cake in the package, winked at [Osamu Dazai] and said cutely: "I think this is delicious, give it to me."

【Osamu Dazai】He nodded in agreement without persisting for three seconds.

The door of the office was slammed shut by Osamu Dazai, and then locked.

Alice was left stamping her feet outside angrily.

In the corridor on the other side, Akutagawa Ryunosuke is still holding a cookie with red cheeks, and Dazai’s younger brother who looks exactly like Mr. Dazai. The rounding up is that Mr. Dazai gave me a cookie, and I ate the same cookie as Mr. Dazai biscuit.

Well... so happy!

The author has something to say: [Dazai]: I want to dye it green.

Thanks to the cute little irrigation nutrient solution: a snow leopard, 1 bottle of Mengmeng