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Kindergarten principal?

Sen Ouwai was surprised, this young man even knew about his little hobby, he obviously never exposed it, could it be that he is really a visitor from another world?

But... a little bit envious of him in that world.

Surrounded by adorable kids.

Really only a little envious of it.

【Osamu Dazai】Continued: "Mr. Mori is a very good principal. When I was in kindergarten, I still remembered a teacher Alice. Unfortunately, after I met her once, she disappeared."

"When we saw each other later, I was also very afraid of me. Obviously I was super cute when I was young! It's so strange."

The more Sen Owai listened, the expression on his face became more serious. Alice is his humanoid ability. He has never told anyone about this. How could this boy who looks exactly like Osamu Dazai know?

And that ability?A dart that materializes, a dart that disappears when it touches Dazai's palm.

These two teenagers, whether they are brothers or not or one of them is from another world, he has to win him by his side.

"By the way, I forgot to introduce you."

【Osamu Dazai】Holding a mop and making a posture of holding a spear/gun, I originally wanted to make the usual face-covering action, but looking at the cleaning gloves on my hands, I finally gave up this idea.

He said in a deep voice: "I am Dazai, Dazai Osamu, the same body of the guy lying on the bed next to him in another world. The purpose of coming to this world is to save the world!"

The loud words fell, and the two people present were silent.

One is thinking about the second disease.

One is thinking about whether [Osamu Dazai] said saving the world is a second-chicken attack or really saving the world.

"I can feel the evil power sealed in my right eye ready to move. This world is about to be swallowed up by darkness, and that's why I'm here."

"Look, the red light outside the window is a sign of the appearance of monsters. As a chosen warrior, it is my destiny to fight."

【Osamu Dazai】Take a few steps towards the door and drop the broom.

Sure enough, it is the second disease.

Osamu Dazai turned over, changed his white shirt and put on a refreshing hospital gown, closed his eyes and prepared to sleep.

"Don't sleep, Dazai, I haven't finished my story yet." [Osamu Dazai] shouted.

Osamu Dazai let out a small snoring sound, which was completely unaffected.

"Mr. Dazai, don't avoid labor, and don't go out after cleaning the house."

【Osamu Dazai】Angrily continue mopping the floor.

Sen Ouwai continued: "Remember to mop up the disinfectant later, and wash the dirty clothes of the two of you.

He still has a lot of things to do, so naturally he can't continue chatting with these two children here.

Behind Mori Ouwai, [Osamu Dazai] started a small complaint, "Mr. Mori is really like an old lady, I hope parents will complain more and cancel the kindergarten."

Another week passed.

Osamu Dazai has been nourished by [Osamu Dazai]'s nutritious and reasonable diet every day, but they haven't left the clinic outside Mori.

"Dazai, it's not a long-term solution if we continue to live like this, we will have to pay Mr. Mori's rent." [Osamu Dazai] said nervously.

Osamu Dazai thought about the news he had received in the past few days. Mori Owai is the personal doctor of the port mafia leader and usually works as a volunteer in this clinic, but judging from what Mori Owai deliberately showed, he didn't want to be a simple doctor……

Then, should he join the port mafia? He was introduced by Sen Owai, and he would naturally have the label of Sen Owai. Although Mr. Sen's conspiracy is very likely to succeed, once it fails, it will be irreversible.

Thinking about it makes me a little excited, ah~ he is still not suitable for a routine life.

"Don't be in a daze, Dazai. We only have [-] yen left. What should we do if we don't have any money? Do you want to go to black and white? Has Tsushima left?"

【Osamu Dazai】Pushed Osamu Dazai, worried.

Osamu Dazai let go of his thoughts, and glanced lightly at [Osamu Dazai]. By the way, he still has this oil bottle, and he doesn't know if he is really stupid or fake.

Osamu Dazai sighed, and lazily lay down on the table, "That kind of thing doesn't matter, there will always be something to eat."

"How can it be indifferent?" [Osamu Dazai] said, "If you run out of money, your favorite canned crab meat will be gone, and you won't be able to eat all kinds of seafood. From now on, we can only eat bibimbap with soy sauce. Raw eggs can't even be kept."

"Well, there is no more canned crab meat. It is indeed a problem. Fortunately, I have the foresight to buy a lot." Osamu Dazai said.

He walked to the pantry, opened the door to show it to 【Osamu Dazai】, and said with a smile: "Master Zhi, the food for the next three years will be here."

【Osamu Dazai】Look at the empty wallet, then at the canned crab meat stacked as high as a hill in a different space.

Got it a little bit.

Osamu Dazai kept saying, "Crab meat porridge in the morning, crab meat rice with rice at noon, and crab meat rice bowl in the evening. This is how a beautiful day passes. I can eat crab meat all day long."

"No!" [Osamu Dazai] said viciously, "You must maintain a balanced diet and eat three meals on time. Don't try to fool it with crab meat."

He walked up to Dazai Osamu aggressively and knocked him out of his head, "Where are the receipts, let's return them."

Osamu Dazai thought: "It seems that I lost it when I entered the water, well, it's not important anyway."

"You committed suicide again while I wasn't paying attention! How could I have such an ignorant brother as you..." [Osamu Dazai] jumped up and said, I really didn't expect that Osamu Dazai of the detective agency would be keen on suicide when he was young.

"Then leave me alone." Osamu Dazai restrained his smile, "Isn't it annoying these days anyway? Go to your good brother Chuya Nakahara's organization."

He is such a person, keen to commit suicide but unable to seek death, seeking the meaning of life in that sense of suffocation.

The self in another world made him very novel, and he also felt that there were more of the same kind in this world, but it was different after all, and he was much happier than him.

This kind of warm, caring and careful treatment is really uncomfortable, please disappear as soon as possible [Osamu Dazai].

"Dazai, so you..." [Osamu Dazai] looked surprised, "Are you jealous?"

"Are you a little worried to see me getting close to Zhongyuan Zhongye recently? That's why you spend money like crazy to buy canned food." He breathed a sigh of relief, and said with 'love', "Don't be so arrogant in the future, just say what you want, I I won't be angry, because I am your brother."

Osamu Dazai's expression froze, why are you dragging him into being tsundere!

"I'm not arrogant, I'm really annoying you."

"I understand, I understand." [Osamu Dazai] nodded.

This family can't stay anymore, he's going to be a gangster!Osamu Dazai left indifferently, leaving [Osamu Dazai] to worry about canned crab meat.

In the end, it was decided, um, to keep a part, and leave the rest to Zhongye!

Nakahara Chuya——[Dazai Osamu]'s good tool man.

"Why do you buy so many cans?" Zhong Yuanzhong also used his ability to transport two large bags of cans.

Osamu Dazai was walking behind Nakahara Nakaya and pounded a can that floated out of the sack with his hand. He reached out and poked the can to advance a few centimeters.

"Dazai bought it. We can't finish it. Give it to your little brothers and sisters."

Nakahara Chuya: "This is too much, I will give you the money at the wholesale price."

The poor [Osamu Dazai] did not refuse, and was very moved: "Chuya, you are so kind."

He went up and hugged Nakahara Chuya's arm and rubbed it, "Sure enough, no matter which world you are in, Chuya is the best person in the world."

Nakahara was also blushed by the sudden intimacy, he was a little shy and quickly pushed away 【Osamu Dazai】: "I am not a good person, get out of here."

"Hehehe, I'm also shy, so cute~" [Osamu Dazai] snickered.

Nakahara also straightened his clothes as if covering up, and asked, "Your younger brother is also called Dazai Osamu? Why do you two have the same name?"

[Osamu Dazai] Jumped onto the protruding concrete slab, and jumped down again. The wind blew his black coat that was exactly the same as Dazai Osamu.

"I explained it before. I am Osamu Dazai from another world, so I know you, Chuya. In my world, the two of us are childhood sweethearts. We grew up together and have a very close relationship."

"I was really sad when you hit me in the first place." [Osamu Dazai] walked beside Nakahara Nakaya and said aggrievedly.

Nakahara Chuya looked at [Dazai Osamu]'s face and wanted to believe it, but would it be true?In that world, he was not an unidentified orphan in Laser Street, but a child from an ordinary family who grew up with [Osamu Dazai] who was like a young master.

"Chuya, we're here."

The voice of [Osamu Dazai] awakened Chuya Nakahara, and he returned to the base in response. No matter whether the words of [Osamu Dazai] are true or not, the present life is true. He is the leader of the sheep and needs to take responsibility for the entire sheep.

【Osamu Dazai】Standing outside with nothing to do, waiting for Chuya Nakahara to come out.

After standing for a while, he saw a white-haired boy walking in front of him.

"What's the matter with you?" [Dazai Osamu] narrowed his eyes and asked in the sun at noon.

Seeing the disdainful expression of the well-dressed young man in front of him, Shirase felt even more jealous, wasn't it just a better birth than them?What to pull.

He raised his chin slightly and said, "I see that you have been looking for Chuya Zhongyuan for the past few days."

What's wrong? 【Osamu Dazai】He tilts his head.

Shirase continued: "Zhong is also the leader of our sheep, you stay away from him in the future, you are not from the same world."

【Osamu Dazai】Thinking of the bloody TV series I watched before, it seems to be the same when the villain's mother threatens the heroine to leave the hero.

There is only one difference...

"You didn't give me money." [Osamu Dazai] stretched out his hand and smiled, "Generally speaking, people who say such things will give money. Come on, I will leave Chuya immediately for 500 million, and I will never look back. When it comes to do it!"

"You, you..." Shirase trembled with anger, "Aren't you afraid of the sheep's revenge?"

【Osamu Dazai】Strange: "The sheep don't belong to you alone, besides, it's none of your business if the leader is Zhong?"

Shirase wanted to say something else, but when he saw Chuya Nakahara, he turned around and left angrily.

baffling.

【Osamu Dazai】Take Nakahara Chuya's hand and leave, "Let's have hot pot together today, I have prepared a lot of ingredients."

Zhongyuan Zhong also walked obediently, he said nervously: "Shirase, he didn't say anything strange to you, did he?"

【Osamu Dazai】 said: "It seems to be rehearsing a drama, come to me to check the lines."

Zhong Yuan Zhong also said: "Lines?" How is it possible, they haven't even learned it.

"Don't even think about it, think about what to eat for dinner? Let's go shopping now."

"There is also Osamu Dazai of this world. Today is the official meeting of the two of you. Believe me, Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai will be good brothers!" [Osamu Dazai] affirmed.

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked forward to it, since [Dazai Osamu] is like this, then the indifferent Dazai Osamu should be cold-faced and warm-hearted.

On the table.

Chuya Nakahara, who was sitting facing Osamu Dazai, was a little nervous, "Hi, I'm Chuya Nakahara."

Osamu Dazai hooked his lips and smiled, "You are the little guy who played well with Zhi-kun recently, right?"

"We are about the same age, why are you so much shorter?" He stretched out his hand and gestured in amazement.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Imagination doesn't match reality, first impressions are right, he doesn't fit this guy.

"Heh, the leg I saw in the river a few days ago is yours, no wonder I smelled a fishy smell from afar." Nakahara Nakaya said, "The smell of food made by Aji can't cover you The smell on your body."

Aji, what he called was affectionate, Dazai sneered in his heart.

He raised his hand to complain: "Junzhi, Mr. Zhongyuan said that the hot pot you made is not good."

[Osamu Dazai] in the kitchen came out with the ingredients, "I haven't started eating yet, Dazai, don't talk nonsense."

"Eat more beef from Mr. Mori, Chuya."

Eat more meat to grow taller. Maybe the Nakahara Chuka in this world is only 1.6 meters tall because he didn’t eat and drink well when he was a child. [Osamu Dazai] thought to himself, he gave Nakahara Chuya a small bowl of beef.

Osamu Dazai suddenly answered, "With a new love, forget the old love, Zhi-kun, I see through you."

【Osamu Dazai】"..." Dazai is not taking the tsundere route, has he changed to the actor's route?

Zhong Yuanzhong also quickly finished the rice in the bowl, stood up and was about to leave, "Ah Zhi, I still have things to do, I'll go first."

【Osamu Dazai】: "Chuya..."

Osamu Dazai showed a mocking smile, "Walk slowly." For some reason, seeing Osamu Dazai always have the urge to tickle his fists, Nakahara snorted and turned away.

"Okay Zhi-kun, the little slug who got in the way has left, and then serve delicious ingredients, let's have dinner together." Osamu Dazai looked at [Osamu Dazai] expectantly.

[Osamu Dazai] He lowered his head and couldn't see clearly, "How can you be like this, can't you get along well with Chuuya? I have always been good friends with Chuuya..."

"Oh?" Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, "So what, the other world is good friends, so we must be good friends? Stop judging us by your standards, this world is not your world."

At the time of Mr. Sen, he wanted to say that although he was your teacher in the original world, he is a stranger in this world after all. It is really an idiot to tell all the details about himself.

"Central Plains is also the leader of the sheep, don't get too close to him, sit down and eat, you didn't eat a few bites just now." Osamu Dazai said in a rare voice.

【Osamu Dazai】raised his head, with tears in his eyes, "I don't want it, I like Chuya the most, he is my best servant, you don't understand anything?!"

"I hate you Dazai!"

Osamu Dazai looked at the back of [Osamu Dazai] running away, he was a little speechless, did he do anything?

He picked up the food in the bowl and chewed it in his mouth, but felt that the delicious food just now had changed its taste, and it tasted like chewing wax.

Osamu Dazai put down his chopsticks and kicked the leg of the table, "You're still talking about servants, but you still haven't got rid of the shackles of the second disease, heh, are all the servants who play well with you?"

"I don't care. I will go to work tomorrow and never see you again."

Dazai also got up and left.

Only Mr. Mori came home in the middle of the night and found that the lights were still on in the restaurant, and then he was speechless in front of the burned and smoking pot, and finally cleaned up the mess.

作者有话要说：搞点狗血感谢在2021-06-1414:06:30~2021-06-1419:47:25期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of snow leopard;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!