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【Silver Time】Riding a little sheep with a dog curly thorn to buy a jump. It was supposed to be a perfect picture of an excellent and handsome teacher leading students on a trip, but was stopped by the traffic police on the way and confiscated the little sheep in the name of violating traffic rules.

[Yin Shi] begged for mercy: "Yin Sang really doesn't have a second helmet, can the police comrades be accommodating, this is the only means of transportation in my family, and Yin Sang still needs to ride him to work in Sendai."

The traffic policeman knocked on the front of the dilapidated electric scooter, and said disdainfully, "Going to Sendai? Riding this bike? It's funny, isn't it?"

"Young man, your adults don't understand the traffic rules, don't you? Your grandpa is old enough to be forgiven. You are still young and don't understand that you can mess around on the road without a helmet on the back seat of an electric car." How dangerous is running around?"

The dog Juanji shook his head, smiled and waved at the traffic policeman: "Kelp kelp~"

He has never taken a battery car before, and he always takes a special car to pick him up when he goes to work.Besides, even in the event of an accident, spells can be used.

[Yinshi] let out a loud voice, and said angrily, "How does Yinsang look like grandpa? You are a policeman who is short-sighted at [-] degrees and came out to arrest people without wearing glasses. It is said that the white hair is the current Two -dimensional The most fashionable hair color, the enduring white hair has been loved by people since ancient times, so how is it like a grandpa!"

The traffic policeman ignored Yan Yi's expression when Yinshi's eyebrows and eyes were about to get tangled together, and instead frowned at the shy-looking dog Jujuji and said, "The answer is not the question? Kelp kelp, what is the code?"

"Could it be that the two of you have some purpose in going to Sendai? This looks really strange, a young man with a strange tattoo on his mouth, and an old man with pure white hair who is still alive and kicking."

The traffic policeman was lost in thought.

[Yin Shi] continued to jump and said: "It's been said that Yinsang is not an old man, how can he cultivate, you can't understand the words, can you? What are you talking about?"

"No, although I did not wear glasses, but the rotten uncle's smell on your body can't come out without decades of soaking, and coupled with this conspicuous white hair, you must be very old." The traffic policeman was categorical road.

"You admitted that you didn't wear glasses." [Yin Shi] pointed at the traffic policeman and said arrogantly, "Do you think Yinsang hasn't read a book? The traffic police have requirements for eyesight, and Yinsang is going to sue you, you who came in through the back door ! Apologize to those who are desperately trying to take the civil servant exam!"

The traffic policeman said seriously: "No, I was short-sighted only when I was promoted to the chief of the bureau to read documents every day."

"Okay, let's finish talking nonsense, I'm going to arrest you now."

He took out the handcuffs and handcuffed Yinshi's wrist, so fast that the dog Juicing beside him saw only an afterimage.

This kind of speed is definitely not something that ordinary people can have. The dog curly spine quickly reacted and grabbed Yinshi's wrist, and pulled down the zipper of the uniform with one hand, and the curse was about to be blurted out.

Snapped--

[Silver Time] He slapped Gou Juji's mouth, Gou Juji almost choked on his saliva, he coughed violently until his cheeks turned red.

Is there any plan?Still found other information.He looked up at Sakata Gintoki, who looked exactly like Gojo Satoru, and thought to himself.

[Silver Time] His brows and eyes are a little closer, and he looks very serious at the moment.

The traffic policeman was so serious that he had the illusion of facing a senior leader, and he couldn't help correcting his attitude.

"You..." he said, his slender eyelashes flickered twice, and his beautiful six eyes focused on the traffic policeman.

The traffic policeman's heart was pounding, what's going on?Is he going to go big, is he going to be exposed?Well, although he was here to test him out, but he was so easily exposed, is it worthy of the six eyes?

No, your exposure is pure stupidity!The unknown creature complained.

[Yin Shi] said: "...Your company is still recruiting, and if I can become the director, I will go."

Traffic police: "..."

Dog Curly Thorn: "..."

"Hey~" [Yin Shi] scratched his head and smiled foolishly, "When a man has money, he wants power. This is Yin Sang's reasonable pursuit."

The traffic policeman sneered: "Oh, it's too late to turn back now."

At some point, the surrounding area was cleared, and black suits with guns surrounded the teachers and students.

"Mayonnaise." The dog Curly Thorn said warily.

He looked around, and vaguely felt that apart from this group of black-clothed thugs, there was also a gloomy spell, but it was fleeting.

"Hahahahaha." The traffic policeman laughed loudly, "I knew you were not smart, but I overestimated you, and thought it would take more effort, now I just need to get rid of this spellcaster. "

"This special handcuff is made of the hardest metal, and it can restrain your spell power. You have seen this kind of high-tech product."

"Why do you have half the strength of Wujo Wu? I won it easily, and a promotion and salary increase are just around the corner, hahahahaha." The traffic policeman looked up to the sky and laughed.

"You can't break free..."

"Huh? Is that so?"

With a crisp click, the chains of the handcuffs were broken from the middle.

Yinshi looked at the traffic policeman and blinked, "It seems that the quality of your company's products is not good."

"Impossible." The traffic policeman was dumbfounded.

The man in black immediately raised his gun to face Yin Shi.

"Don't move." The dog Juanji said hastily.

But it was still a step too late, and the sky was full of bullets hitting them.

Yinshi couldn't use the spell at this moment, and the spell of the dog roll thorn couldn't command the dead without spell power, and it seemed that it couldn't be avoided at all.

"Yin Sang..." Gou Juanji opened his mouth and said.

The conjurer did not die without regrets, but he died not at the hands of the curse spirit but at the hands of humans, which is still a bit depressing.

But the expected pain did not come, and when he realized it, there was a tall figure standing in front of him, with curly white hair holding a wooden knife, and bullets fell on the ground.

From this back, Yinsang looks a bit handsome.

The traffic policeman staggered back, looking at Yinshi's eyes began to become terrified, and he said: "How is it possible, even a conjurer would not be so powerful, and without the conjuration power, he is just an ordinary person, that's all. How could you..."

[Silver Time] First, he turned his head calmly and gave the dog Juanji a thumbs up, showing a reassuring smile.

Then he pretended to be coercive: "A mere bullet is nothing, Yinsang hacked a spaceship with a wooden knife."

"Are you kidding! Are you in the late stage of the Second Second Disease?" the traffic policeman said angrily.

"Student Goujuan, these people are entrusted to you."

The dog curly spine nodded, and used the spell: "Go to sleep."

The black suits fell down one after another, and the traffic policeman also felt that his eyelids were getting heavy. Is this the conjurer?The legendary mystical world is truly unprecedentedly powerful. With only one sentence, the mind is out of control...Damn it...

"Tch, I still look down on Yinsang."

[Yin Shi] kicked the traffic policeman's body, squatted down next to him and pulled off the hat he was wearing on his head, exposing his shiny forehead, he smiled and said, "He is indeed a bald man."

Disgusted, he wiped his hands on his bald head, and then wiped his oily hands on the fake police uniform, before Yinshi stood up, turned his back to the dog and said, "Tang, call the police.□ □It is to accept the punishment of the police.”

"Oh, I almost forgot that you can't speak normally." [Yin Shi] took out his mobile phone, "Then I'll make a call."

Goujuanji reluctantly handed over the tissue: "Okay?"

"Eh? Ji, you are concerned about me, Yinsang is not injured." [Yin Shi] waved his hand.

"This group of people really don't understand the magic world at all, and they are completely used as wooden warehouses. However, this so-called high-tech invention is still useful, and the operation of the magic power has really slowed down. I should inform Wutiao Wu, his overtime time is coming again."

The dog is relentlessly handing the tissue, his violet eyes are full of worry.

"I really don't need it, I wiped my hands just now." [Yin Shi] went to the little sheep and sat on it leisurely, then patted the back seat, and shouted, "Ji, come up quickly, after buying the jump, let's go to Sendai."

"I just arrived in the urban area and treat you to a high-end meal. You can swipe Gojo Wu's face and eat for free."

The sun was shining brightly at noon, and Yinshi smiled brightly.

Seeing that the hole on Yinshi's forehead was bleeding continuously, drop by drop, Gou Juanji's heart also became tense.

With this amount of bleeding, you won't die if you continue like this.

Yinsang seems to have lost consciousness, she didn't even realize that she was injured, and only wanted to buy a jump, what kind of obsession is this.

No, I have to go back to the high school and let the teacher at home take a look.

Goujuanji wiped away his tears, and Yinsang could still save him.

He squeezed past [Yin Shi] and signaled Yin Shi to sit in the back row.

[Yinshi] A little helpless, he cooperated to the back seat and put the only helmet on the dog curly spine, saying: "If you want to ride a bike, just tell Yinsang, don't be too shy."

The dog curly thorn turned the handlebar to start the car, and only after running over countless 'corpses' did he master the skill, and then drove at lightning speed on the empty suburban trails.

The modified little sheep is very powerful, and the dog curly spine uses the fastest speed, so that Yinshi in the back seat can't open his eyes due to the wind.

He continued intermittently: "...thorns... don't seem to be the right way..."

The little sheep drove by like a gust of wind.

Maki, who was about to go to lunch, had her bangs lifted, she looked back hesitantly and said, "Ji and Sakata Gintoki? What happened in such a hurry."

The panda was rarely serious, he raised his paw and said, "Maki, look, this is blood."

One person and one panda looked at each other, and then ran towards the infirmary.

Gojo Satoru trusts Gintoki's strength very much. Although he is out of touch, he is also in the parallel world, so he trusts him with the task.

The human beings who are suspected of being converted into curse spirits, the official attaches great importance to this matter and constantly puts pressure on the upper echelons of the magic world. Sure enough, they will be so flustered when it comes to their own lives.

But he never thought that Sakata Gintoki would be shot in the head because of a momentary negligence, and then he was taken back to Nitzi nervously by Ji.

"Hahahahahaha." Gojo Satoru laughed wantonly.

[Silver Time] Sitting on the bed with dead eyes, with a bandage wrapped around his head, he said, "Shut up, broom your head."

"I still can't figure out your character design. In other words, why don't you use no lower limit." Wutiao enlightened.

[Silver Time] Very depressed, he tried his best to behave normally, and the wound of that degree would be healed by the reversal technique in a few seconds.

"Silver Sang is not enough to recharge, so it can't be turned on all day." He just gave a reason to fool Gojo Satoru, but it can't be that it is his own character design, 100% receives darts/bullets on his forehead.Yinsang also wanted face.

I don't know what Wujo Wunao made up for, but the eyes he looked at Yinshi gradually became weird and numb, and Yinshi had goosebumps all over his body, so he sighed, "It's been hard, Yinshi."

"Hey! What kind of mother-sang's tone is this, please don't make up your mind, Yin-sang is doing well!" [Yin Shi] said angrily with blue veins on his forehead.