After amnesia, I had sex with the Zerg boss

However, in the next second, it proved that his decision just now was extremely wrong, because the two little worms were clamoring for Yi Luo to hug him. He said a word, and then ran towards Yi Luo with short legs, with a "pop", hanging on his lap like a sticky cake.

Yi Luo: "..."

He lowered his eyes to look at the little insect who was hugging his leg tightly, he hesitated to speak: "Smi..."

Simi's mouth shrunk, there was a faint glint of water in his silver eyes, and he sniffed his nose skillfully, and said aggrievedly, "Yi Luo, do you dislike me for being short?"

Ah this...

To say that females are short is equivalent to saying that males are not good, which is a great shame and hurts self-esteem.

Yi Luo quickly denied it and said no, I don't despise you for being short.

Simi stopped her tears and raised a smiling face: "Then let's go."

Yi Luo subconsciously said "oh", and boarded the airship with two little bug cubs and two bodyguards who didn't know whether it was A, B or O; when he was sitting on the sofa, there was still a cute and cute dog stuck to his lap. When the little worm cubs came out, Yi Luo became bewildered and wondered: "Is there any... inevitable connection between whether I dislike you for being short and whether I take you out?"

Simi blinked her big eyes with an innocent face: "No."

Yi Luo: "..."

Ah, I feel like I was tricked by a five-year-old bug.

Small watched the interaction between the two worms and smiled silently.

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There is a regular plant exchange on the outskirts of the capital's Xingwai City. The price of plant transactions is two to three times lower than that in the inner city. This time, Yi Luo is engaged in wholesale. In order to reduce costs, he set his destination on this exchange from the very beginning. Place.

Four or ten minutes later, the airship landed firmly on the periphery of the exchange. Yi Luo glanced at the little bug cub who was leaning on him, and said in a helpless tone, "Smi?"

Simi hugged Yi Luo's waist obediently, "Yi Luo, move, I'll hold you steady." After finishing speaking, her little hand rubbed the male's lean and strong waist fiercely, and thought she patted the male secretly. Pat the male's round buttocks.

Yi Luo's eyelids twitched, and he peeled off the little bug cub, and put it firmly on the carpet. He looked at Si Mi with some subtle emotions, "Si Mi, if I remember correctly, you He's only five years old this year, right?" How can you be so...sexy at such a young age?

Simi lowered his head shyly, and Yi Luo sighed, resignedly took the two worms to register information, got the number plate and entered the exchange.

As soon as Yi Luo stepped through the gate of the exchange, all kinds of disgusting smells rushed towards him crazily, his face changed suddenly, and he immediately turned around and left the exchange; Simi and Small looked at each other and ran out.

The smell outside was not so strong, Yi Luo calmed down a little bit, he sat on the low stool, looked at the crowded exchange with nothing to love, his expression was in a trance.

"Yi Luo, are you okay?" Simi patted Yi Luo's back with her small hand, but her eyes fell on Yi Luo's butt involuntarily, thinking that the hip is still Yi Luo's, and none of the males participating in the beauty contest Only prettier than his Yi Luo!

Yi Luo's figure is perfect!

Yi Luo didn't know why, but suddenly his back felt a little chilly. He cheered up, picked up the isolation spray bottle and sprayed it on his face ten times, and walked in vigorously. After 3 minutes, he walked out with a pale face and frivolous steps.

This time the injury was severe, and it took Yi Luo several minutes to recover. He stared at the gate of the exchange for a few seconds, sighed, and sent a message to tell Rukawa about the current situation. Finally, he did not forget to summarize, Said that the purchasing plan was a complete failure.

Rukawa seemed to be very busy and didn't respond to messages in time.

Simi patted Yi Luo on the back, feeling very pity in his heart, and said, "Yi Luo, you can just place the order online."

Yi Luo showed ignorant eyes: "?"

Small opened the official website of the exchange and projected it in front of Yi Luo, "This is the official website of the exchange. You can place orders directly from the Internet. You don't need to come here to inspect it. The quality of the plants in the exchange is still very good."

Simi said yes, "The supervision system for female fathers is still very complete, and the plants that come out of the exchange are all of good quality."

Yi Luo: "..."

At this moment, he felt that he had lost his dignity as an adult male.

His tone was a little desperate, "Why didn't I find the official website of the exchange?"

Simi let out a "bad" sound, "The official website is only open to regular customers."

When Yi Luo heard this, he felt a little more balanced. Although he felt that he was not a talented male, he was not stupid either. If he was so stupid that he couldn't even find the official website... then really So miserable.

There are too many people in the exchange, the smell is strong, it is not suitable for Chong (Yi Luo) to stay, and Yi Luo, the only one who has to do business, knows the channel of online shopping, and doesn't want to stay here any longer, so a group of five Chong returned to the inner city.

The airship slowly stopped in front of the huge villa. On the way back, Yi Luo saw several fancy airships parked in the yard. At first he thought they were the guests of Si Yun and Tang Mingqing, but when he saw the living room in twos and threes When there were several human children sitting there, he realized that the people who came were friends of the two worm cubs. In order to avoid suspicion, he went directly to the second floor from the other end.

Smi's eyes were fixed on Yi Luo's back, and he was relieved after confirming that he had entered the bedroom; he glanced at the human child in the living room, with a bitter face, and pulled Smurley at the corner of the door, refusing to Go in, use your brain to poke and call out the butler, and ask him why he put all these people in?

The housekeeper looked embarrassed: "Master, I didn't let it in, they rushed in by themselves."

Simi said in a childish voice, "Hateful", then looked at Sim with a pair of watery silver eyes, and his jaw was still twitching. He didn't know how many times he had practiced this simple movement. Quite skilled, enhancing the sense of pathos and innocence.

The corners of Small's mouth twitched, "You caused the trouble yourself, solve it yourself."

Si Mi didn't care about the fact that Si Mo hated him, so he directly took Si Mo's hand, and softly called his brother to help me.

Small looked away.

Simi moved her face closer, "Brother"

Si Mo sighed, turned his face back, looked at Si Mi, pointed to his own face, and said, "You give me a kiss, and I'll help you."

Simi stared at Small in disbelief for a few seconds, then let go with a cold face, and hummed: "My first kiss is for Yi Luo!"

Small: "..."

Ah, what a nuisance this brother is!

After Si Mi was fierce, he held his brother's hand in a soft voice, and kept talking sweet words in his small mouth. The whole insect of Si Mo was going to be so sweet by this annoying little insect cub, and pinched him angrily. She touched Simi's cheek and saw the pinched red mark on Bai Nen's face, so she said "yes" reluctantly.

Simi pursed his lips, rubbed his own face, and pushed Brother Cheap into the living room with great force, while he himself covered the red marks on his face, and ran upstairs from the other side, crying and acting like a baby to Yi Luo .

At this time, Yi Luo didn't know what he was about to face. He was browsing the website of the exchange, comparing the plant catalog given by Rukawa, and adding the top [-] plants in the insect domain to the shopping cart one by one. He was still very attentive at the time. When he heard the knock on the door, he didn't even move his eyes and said, "Please come in."

As soon as Simi came in, he saw the beautiful male insect who was working hard. Yi Luo looked a little more attractive than usual, and he was even more handsome than his male and female fathers working hard. Mi's little worm nucleus trembled uncontrollably again.What the female father said is true, a gentle and handsome male like Yi Luo, with broad shoulders and narrow waist, big buttocks and long legs, should hold on tight when he meets him. It's even better.

Yi Luo heard insects coming in, waited for a long time without hearing a voice, looked up suspiciously, but didn't see any insects, so he looked down, oh, he saw a small one that was not as tall as a desk. Cub Simi.

"What's wrong with your face?" Yi Luo asked after noticing that there was a fingerprint on Si Mi's fair and tender face.

Simi shook his head in a rare and sensible way, and sat obediently on the chair beside Yi Luo, "Yi Luo, keep busy, don't worry about me."

Yi Luo looked suspiciously at Xiao Chongzai, "Is it really all right?"

Simi, who wanted to be coquettish and noisy, clenched his fists and shook his head seriously, "It's okay, I just want to appreciate your beauty up close."

If any adult worm said such things to him, Yi Luo would be violent and beat the worm; but the worm that always teases him is just a five-year-old cub, Yi Luo really can't get angry, he I said "yes" dumbfounded, and then continued to collect plants and add them to the shopping cart.

Simi's attention only stayed on the virtual screen for a few seconds, and then he turned all his attention to Yi Luo. He looked at Yi Luo's face, glanced at Yi Luo's lips, and pretended to glance casually at Yi Luo's buttocks. Worried about whether Yi Luo's upturned buttocks would collapse after sitting for a long time.

But after a while, it occurred to him that he liked Yi Luo so much, even if Yi Luo's upturned butt collapsed, he would not cheat.

Simi's self-concealed gaze was very obvious to Yi Luo, he endured and endured, and finally couldn't hold back, and said in a discussing tone: "Simi, can you stop staring at me? "

Simi pointed to Yi Luo's butt, "Then I'll just stare at your butt."

Yi Luo: "..."

Brain pain.

Maybe it was because the expression on Yi Luo's face was too obvious, Simi said a little uneasy: "Yi Luo, do you dislike me for being short?"

When Yi Luo heard this very familiar sentence, he looked vigilant, "You actually used the same routine twice on me!"

Simi said "Oh", and skillfully changed his routine: "Then do you prefer Small who is taller than me?"

"..."

Yi Luo looked at Xiao Chong Cub quietly.

Simi blinked her eyes innocently, and also looked at Yi Luo.

After a moment of silence, Yi Luo suddenly spoke up and said, "Si Mi, let me tell you a little story."

Simi's eyes lit up, and he sat down quickly.