After amnesia, I had sex with the Zerg boss
Chapter 22 The little "behaved" bug
Yi Luo was lying on the cherry tree to rest, when the light brain suddenly rang, it was Rukawa who sent a message asking him to go to Huating.Yi Luo turned down from the tree, walked towards the flower pavilion, met two female insects at the gate of the garden, presumably these should be Rukawa's honored guests, nodded as a greeting, and strode away.
On the way to Huating, Yi Luo's brain flashed again, and he clicked on it, and it was Ruchuan sending him a message urging him to come over quickly; Yi Luo replied "immediately", and hurried to the flower hall .
There was also a strange male and a young female sitting in the flower pavilion, Rukawa waved and called Yi Luo to his side, "Yi Luo, this is Si Yun, according to his seniority, you can call him uncle."
Yi Luo obediently called uncle.
Si Yun nodded reservedly, and commented objectively, "It's not bad."
Yi Luo: "?"
Rukawa, who is familiar with Si Yun's urination, coughed and said emphatically, "This is my apprentice, the next worm god."
Si Yun looked at Yi Luo regretfully, "What a pity."
Rukawa heaved a sigh of relief, and turned to Yi Luo, "This time you and your Uncle Si are on a business trip to do two things, and you will be back within ten days at the most. If you successfully help Si Yun finish these two things , I will treat you as having passed the test of the God of Insects and inherit my position ten years later."
Yi Luo frowned, "Ten years? So short?"
Rukawa pointed to his sparse head, "My hair volume only allows me to last another ten years."
Yi Luo's eyes were full of pity, "Ruchuan, I will help you find a prescription for hair growth,"
Rukawa was very upset in his heart, "Be good or you..."
Yi Luo then finished the second half of the sentence, "With the recipe for hair growth, Rukawa will last you a few more years."
Rukawa: "..."
Si Yun laughed, "Rukawa, your apprentice is really interesting."
Rukawa cursed and said, "No matter how interesting it is, I'm still my apprentice, and the relationship can't be messed up!" After he finished speaking, he threw the two documents onto Yi Luoguang's brain, "You should take a good look at the documents tonight, and leave early tomorrow morning."
Yi Luo responded, and Rukawa waved his hand to let the silly boy go out.
Si Yun put down his teacup calmly, "You don't have to guard me like a thief, I don't like males anymore." He paused and said, "Of course, I don't like you anymore, you can rest assured .”
Liu Chuan's face was twisted, Xin Dao's mother said that this is all a matter of old sesame seeds and rotten millet, isn't it because of him to say it now?
But the business is still important, Rukawa pulled out a few files from the optical brain, and added some details with Si Yun, "The starship crashed here..."
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Yi Luo went out of the flower pavilion, and before the worm had gone far, he heard Si Yun's bloody words from inside, his ears perked up, but when he heard that they were talking about business, he shook his head regretfully , Quicken your pace and go back to your bedroom.
After closing the bedroom door, Yi Luo opened the two documents sent by Rukawa. He first read the document on alienation disease. The matter of alienation disease is still easy to solve. If you find the source of infection, it can be completely eradicated. He memorized some key information, Then he opened another file numbered X-58965. After reading it, Yi Luo couldn't regain his senses for a long time.
... The mystery of the crash of an ancient warship happened thousands of years ago. Is it necessary to send bugs to find out the reason for this kind of thing?
Yi Luo suspects that Rukawa is unreliable on a daily basis, so he quickly sends a message to Rukawa: Rukawa, are you trying to make money for your own benefit?
Rukawa, who had just finished explaining the details pretendingly, saw the news, his face became a little complicated, and he replied: Can you see it?Is what I did really so obvious?
Yi Luo: ...
Rukawa: ...
Yi Luo: I don't know anything.
Rukawa: Thanksgiving jpg.
Yi Luo turned off the optical brain, and Si Yun's bloody words flashed in his mind. Now combined with Ruchuan's behavior of pretending to be public and self-serving... it's even more bloody.
What is this "you love me and I don't love you, and you don't love me and I love you" fairy tale... Poor Rukawa, the worm has reached middle age, has no hair, and no worm who loves him.
Miserable or Rukawa miserable.
Thinking of this, Yi Luo went to the shopping mall and bought more than a dozen wigs for Rukawa, all kinds of wigs, hoping that the wigs could bring warmth to Rukawa.
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At dinner in the evening, Yi Luo keenly discovered that Rukawa, who usually wished to dismantle one worm coin into two worm coin flowers, ordered takeaway from the building outside the building. I think Rukawa never had such a luxury on his [-]th birthday. That day, it was Yi Luo who cooked a bowl of unattractive longevity noodles for Ruchuan. After eating, the eighty birthday grass ended in a hurry.
Yi Luo swallowed the food in his mouth, and his eyes fell on Si Yun's family. Si Yun's female monarch is a rare and gentle beauty. There are two cute little female insects sitting on the left and right. The family is very happy... Yi Luo looked at the single old male Chong Rukawa with pity.
Rukawa who has been stared at: "..."
The ghost knows what weird things this kid has imagined.
Yi Luo looked back calmly, and ate slowly, but he was a little surprised that the blond-haired little worm on his left actually gave him a piece of braised lion head, but the lion's head was too round, so little worm The hand was not strong enough to hold it firmly, and it directly smashed into his bowl, the splashed juice flew onto Yi Luo's body, leaving behind a few "thick ink and heavy colors"
Si Mo looked at Yi Luo nervously, and said anxiously: "Brother, I'm sorry, my hand slipped, it wasn't intentional."
Yi Luo smiled, and said softly, "It's okay," he got up and said to Rukawa and the others, "you eat first, I'll go back and change my clothes first."
Rukawa took a sip of his wine and waved his hand, "Go ahead, come back for dinner after changing, don't be shy."
Yi Luo: "?"
What the hell are you talking about?
After Yi Luo went out, Si Yun tapped Si Mo's forehead as a sign of punishment, and Si Mo said, "Father Xiong, I really didn't do it on purpose. I want to serve my brother some food."
Si Yun looked suspiciously at his own little worm, and just said: "Be good, don't mess with Uncle Rukawa's precious apprentice."
Si Mi was too lazy to listen to their nonsense, silently changed a pair of bowls and chopsticks for Yi Luo, firmly clamped a lion's head and put it in Yi Luo's bowl, when he looked up, he saw all the worms on the table looking at him, he Shyly lowering his head, he lay in the arms of the female father and refused to show his face.
Rukawa didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement: "Oh, this is really a smart, cute and kind little female."
Si Yun looked at Small with no expression on his face, and Small turned his head, "Father Xiong only believes in his younger brother, so I have nothing to say about that."
Tang Mingqing frowned slightly, gently hugging his little worm cub, his eyes dimmed.
Seeing Si Mo's attitude, Si Yun's face became even more ugly, and he said: "He is your brother, why do you always..."
Small stared: "I don't have a brother!"
Si Yun's expression turned cold, "Say it again."
Seeing this, Ruchuan smiled and laughed: "Si Yun, although you are my old cousin, you are not going to educate the cubs in front of me, right? Besides, Yi Luo is really not angry. He has a soft temper and rarely gets angry with others. of."
Si Yun pursed his lips, and said: "Momo, when you said this, did you think about how Mi Mi would feel?" After he finished speaking, there was a sound of footsteps at the door, and Yi Luo, who had changed his clothes, rushed back After eating, his breath was still a little anxious, and he seemed to be in a hurry to come back to eat, and he didn't see the "shyness" that Rukawa said.
Liu Chuan coughed, but Yi Luo didn't understand, so Ru Chuan pointed to the lion's head in Yi Luo's bowl, and then pointed to the little worm nestling in Tang Mingqing's arms, "Smi gave you the lion's head, you should treat him say what?"
Yi Luo always felt that the atmosphere of a table full of worms was not right, but he didn't think about it, he smiled and thanked the little worm cubs who were shyly nesting in the arms of the female father, and solved a big lion head in two or three bites.
Seeing that the male he liked ate the food he picked up, Simi happily threw Sim's words into oblivion.
After dinner, Ruchuan specifically looked for Yi Luo, who was drawing a picture of the dishes for dinner at this time, and when Ruchuan came, he happened to be drawing the fourth dish, fried fish head with pepper.
"Yi Luo," Ru Chuan looked at him with eyes so complicated that Yi Luo couldn't understand, Yi Luo put down his pen, and handed Ru Chuan a handful of melon seeds, "Ru Chuan, you want to scold me?"
Rukawa: "..."
He rolled his eyes at Yi Luo, "Am I that kind of bug?!"
Yi Luo: "Then what happened to your eyes just now?"
Rukawa withdrew his gaze, staring at the fried pepper fish head on the table in a daze: "... Can't you taste the envious eyes?"
Yi Luo: "?"
Rukawa asked: "What do you think is the deep-seated meaning of this dish of braised lion's head?"
Yi Luo tentatively asked: "...it's booming, everything is going well?"
"..." Rukawa didn't want to say anything, he grabbed a handful of melon seeds and slipped away.
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Early the next morning, Yi Luo and Si Yun got on the suspension vehicle and set off from the ancient planet to the Emperor Star to solve the alienation disease; and then transferred from the Emperor Star to the X-58965 star to find the mystery of the crash of the ancient starship.
After Rukawa gave some simple instructions, he turned Yi Luo's optical brain to the maximum, and he could find all the information in the insect domain; go.
Tang Mingqing didn't look back until he couldn't see the shadow of the floating car. He lowered his head and said to Xiao Chongzi: "Mi Mi, the female father will take you back to sleep..." The words stopped abruptly, and his eyes turned away. I didn't see Simi in a circle, the worm core was shocked, and I looked at the distant sky in disbelief.
...Smi, you bastard!
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The levitation vehicle was very big, and Yi Luo nestled on the sofa to catch up on sleep. When he was about to fall asleep, he heard something vaguely. He opened his eyes suddenly, and suddenly saw the insect that crawled out from under the sofa and held him a braised lion head. Cub Simi!
"Why are you here?!" Yi Luo subconsciously finished, suddenly realized something, immediately got up and went to the cab, Simi hugged Yi Luo's leg, and looked like he was about to cry: "Yi Luo, don't tell me My male father, he will break my legs."
Yi Luo picked up the cub and put it on the sofa, and wiped off the dust on his clothes: "You know you're still hiding in?"
Simi didn't hide his thoughts, "You look good, I want to follow you."
Yi Luo: "Why are you following me?"
Simi clenched his fists, with a serious face, "Get rid of those female insects that come to pester you."
Yi Luo looked puzzled, Simi was a little nervous, he carefully took Yi Luo's hand, although his voice was soft, but his tone was extremely firm, "Because you can only be mine."
Yi Luo didn't take it seriously at all, he got up and walked out and said: "You sit here, I'll call your Xiongfu over."
Simi was impatient, and he didn't want to pretend to be cowardly anymore. He imitated what his father said, and yelled super loudly in his immature voice: "Yi Luo, I want to have sex with you!"
Yi Luo staggered in fright and almost lost his footing.
Si Yun stood at the door and watched for a long time: "..."
Worthy of being my son.
On the way to Huating, Yi Luo's brain flashed again, and he clicked on it, and it was Ruchuan sending him a message urging him to come over quickly; Yi Luo replied "immediately", and hurried to the flower hall .
There was also a strange male and a young female sitting in the flower pavilion, Rukawa waved and called Yi Luo to his side, "Yi Luo, this is Si Yun, according to his seniority, you can call him uncle."
Yi Luo obediently called uncle.
Si Yun nodded reservedly, and commented objectively, "It's not bad."
Yi Luo: "?"
Rukawa, who is familiar with Si Yun's urination, coughed and said emphatically, "This is my apprentice, the next worm god."
Si Yun looked at Yi Luo regretfully, "What a pity."
Rukawa heaved a sigh of relief, and turned to Yi Luo, "This time you and your Uncle Si are on a business trip to do two things, and you will be back within ten days at the most. If you successfully help Si Yun finish these two things , I will treat you as having passed the test of the God of Insects and inherit my position ten years later."
Yi Luo frowned, "Ten years? So short?"
Rukawa pointed to his sparse head, "My hair volume only allows me to last another ten years."
Yi Luo's eyes were full of pity, "Ruchuan, I will help you find a prescription for hair growth,"
Rukawa was very upset in his heart, "Be good or you..."
Yi Luo then finished the second half of the sentence, "With the recipe for hair growth, Rukawa will last you a few more years."
Rukawa: "..."
Si Yun laughed, "Rukawa, your apprentice is really interesting."
Rukawa cursed and said, "No matter how interesting it is, I'm still my apprentice, and the relationship can't be messed up!" After he finished speaking, he threw the two documents onto Yi Luoguang's brain, "You should take a good look at the documents tonight, and leave early tomorrow morning."
Yi Luo responded, and Rukawa waved his hand to let the silly boy go out.
Si Yun put down his teacup calmly, "You don't have to guard me like a thief, I don't like males anymore." He paused and said, "Of course, I don't like you anymore, you can rest assured .”
Liu Chuan's face was twisted, Xin Dao's mother said that this is all a matter of old sesame seeds and rotten millet, isn't it because of him to say it now?
But the business is still important, Rukawa pulled out a few files from the optical brain, and added some details with Si Yun, "The starship crashed here..."
-
Yi Luo went out of the flower pavilion, and before the worm had gone far, he heard Si Yun's bloody words from inside, his ears perked up, but when he heard that they were talking about business, he shook his head regretfully , Quicken your pace and go back to your bedroom.
After closing the bedroom door, Yi Luo opened the two documents sent by Rukawa. He first read the document on alienation disease. The matter of alienation disease is still easy to solve. If you find the source of infection, it can be completely eradicated. He memorized some key information, Then he opened another file numbered X-58965. After reading it, Yi Luo couldn't regain his senses for a long time.
... The mystery of the crash of an ancient warship happened thousands of years ago. Is it necessary to send bugs to find out the reason for this kind of thing?
Yi Luo suspects that Rukawa is unreliable on a daily basis, so he quickly sends a message to Rukawa: Rukawa, are you trying to make money for your own benefit?
Rukawa, who had just finished explaining the details pretendingly, saw the news, his face became a little complicated, and he replied: Can you see it?Is what I did really so obvious?
Yi Luo: ...
Rukawa: ...
Yi Luo: I don't know anything.
Rukawa: Thanksgiving jpg.
Yi Luo turned off the optical brain, and Si Yun's bloody words flashed in his mind. Now combined with Ruchuan's behavior of pretending to be public and self-serving... it's even more bloody.
What is this "you love me and I don't love you, and you don't love me and I love you" fairy tale... Poor Rukawa, the worm has reached middle age, has no hair, and no worm who loves him.
Miserable or Rukawa miserable.
Thinking of this, Yi Luo went to the shopping mall and bought more than a dozen wigs for Rukawa, all kinds of wigs, hoping that the wigs could bring warmth to Rukawa.
-
At dinner in the evening, Yi Luo keenly discovered that Rukawa, who usually wished to dismantle one worm coin into two worm coin flowers, ordered takeaway from the building outside the building. I think Rukawa never had such a luxury on his [-]th birthday. That day, it was Yi Luo who cooked a bowl of unattractive longevity noodles for Ruchuan. After eating, the eighty birthday grass ended in a hurry.
Yi Luo swallowed the food in his mouth, and his eyes fell on Si Yun's family. Si Yun's female monarch is a rare and gentle beauty. There are two cute little female insects sitting on the left and right. The family is very happy... Yi Luo looked at the single old male Chong Rukawa with pity.
Rukawa who has been stared at: "..."
The ghost knows what weird things this kid has imagined.
Yi Luo looked back calmly, and ate slowly, but he was a little surprised that the blond-haired little worm on his left actually gave him a piece of braised lion head, but the lion's head was too round, so little worm The hand was not strong enough to hold it firmly, and it directly smashed into his bowl, the splashed juice flew onto Yi Luo's body, leaving behind a few "thick ink and heavy colors"
Si Mo looked at Yi Luo nervously, and said anxiously: "Brother, I'm sorry, my hand slipped, it wasn't intentional."
Yi Luo smiled, and said softly, "It's okay," he got up and said to Rukawa and the others, "you eat first, I'll go back and change my clothes first."
Rukawa took a sip of his wine and waved his hand, "Go ahead, come back for dinner after changing, don't be shy."
Yi Luo: "?"
What the hell are you talking about?
After Yi Luo went out, Si Yun tapped Si Mo's forehead as a sign of punishment, and Si Mo said, "Father Xiong, I really didn't do it on purpose. I want to serve my brother some food."
Si Yun looked suspiciously at his own little worm, and just said: "Be good, don't mess with Uncle Rukawa's precious apprentice."
Si Mi was too lazy to listen to their nonsense, silently changed a pair of bowls and chopsticks for Yi Luo, firmly clamped a lion's head and put it in Yi Luo's bowl, when he looked up, he saw all the worms on the table looking at him, he Shyly lowering his head, he lay in the arms of the female father and refused to show his face.
Rukawa didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement: "Oh, this is really a smart, cute and kind little female."
Si Yun looked at Small with no expression on his face, and Small turned his head, "Father Xiong only believes in his younger brother, so I have nothing to say about that."
Tang Mingqing frowned slightly, gently hugging his little worm cub, his eyes dimmed.
Seeing Si Mo's attitude, Si Yun's face became even more ugly, and he said: "He is your brother, why do you always..."
Small stared: "I don't have a brother!"
Si Yun's expression turned cold, "Say it again."
Seeing this, Ruchuan smiled and laughed: "Si Yun, although you are my old cousin, you are not going to educate the cubs in front of me, right? Besides, Yi Luo is really not angry. He has a soft temper and rarely gets angry with others. of."
Si Yun pursed his lips, and said: "Momo, when you said this, did you think about how Mi Mi would feel?" After he finished speaking, there was a sound of footsteps at the door, and Yi Luo, who had changed his clothes, rushed back After eating, his breath was still a little anxious, and he seemed to be in a hurry to come back to eat, and he didn't see the "shyness" that Rukawa said.
Liu Chuan coughed, but Yi Luo didn't understand, so Ru Chuan pointed to the lion's head in Yi Luo's bowl, and then pointed to the little worm nestling in Tang Mingqing's arms, "Smi gave you the lion's head, you should treat him say what?"
Yi Luo always felt that the atmosphere of a table full of worms was not right, but he didn't think about it, he smiled and thanked the little worm cubs who were shyly nesting in the arms of the female father, and solved a big lion head in two or three bites.
Seeing that the male he liked ate the food he picked up, Simi happily threw Sim's words into oblivion.
After dinner, Ruchuan specifically looked for Yi Luo, who was drawing a picture of the dishes for dinner at this time, and when Ruchuan came, he happened to be drawing the fourth dish, fried fish head with pepper.
"Yi Luo," Ru Chuan looked at him with eyes so complicated that Yi Luo couldn't understand, Yi Luo put down his pen, and handed Ru Chuan a handful of melon seeds, "Ru Chuan, you want to scold me?"
Rukawa: "..."
He rolled his eyes at Yi Luo, "Am I that kind of bug?!"
Yi Luo: "Then what happened to your eyes just now?"
Rukawa withdrew his gaze, staring at the fried pepper fish head on the table in a daze: "... Can't you taste the envious eyes?"
Yi Luo: "?"
Rukawa asked: "What do you think is the deep-seated meaning of this dish of braised lion's head?"
Yi Luo tentatively asked: "...it's booming, everything is going well?"
"..." Rukawa didn't want to say anything, he grabbed a handful of melon seeds and slipped away.
-
Early the next morning, Yi Luo and Si Yun got on the suspension vehicle and set off from the ancient planet to the Emperor Star to solve the alienation disease; and then transferred from the Emperor Star to the X-58965 star to find the mystery of the crash of the ancient starship.
After Rukawa gave some simple instructions, he turned Yi Luo's optical brain to the maximum, and he could find all the information in the insect domain; go.
Tang Mingqing didn't look back until he couldn't see the shadow of the floating car. He lowered his head and said to Xiao Chongzi: "Mi Mi, the female father will take you back to sleep..." The words stopped abruptly, and his eyes turned away. I didn't see Simi in a circle, the worm core was shocked, and I looked at the distant sky in disbelief.
...Smi, you bastard!
-
The levitation vehicle was very big, and Yi Luo nestled on the sofa to catch up on sleep. When he was about to fall asleep, he heard something vaguely. He opened his eyes suddenly, and suddenly saw the insect that crawled out from under the sofa and held him a braised lion head. Cub Simi!
"Why are you here?!" Yi Luo subconsciously finished, suddenly realized something, immediately got up and went to the cab, Simi hugged Yi Luo's leg, and looked like he was about to cry: "Yi Luo, don't tell me My male father, he will break my legs."
Yi Luo picked up the cub and put it on the sofa, and wiped off the dust on his clothes: "You know you're still hiding in?"
Simi didn't hide his thoughts, "You look good, I want to follow you."
Yi Luo: "Why are you following me?"
Simi clenched his fists, with a serious face, "Get rid of those female insects that come to pester you."
Yi Luo looked puzzled, Simi was a little nervous, he carefully took Yi Luo's hand, although his voice was soft, but his tone was extremely firm, "Because you can only be mine."
Yi Luo didn't take it seriously at all, he got up and walked out and said: "You sit here, I'll call your Xiongfu over."
Simi was impatient, and he didn't want to pretend to be cowardly anymore. He imitated what his father said, and yelled super loudly in his immature voice: "Yi Luo, I want to have sex with you!"
Yi Luo staggered in fright and almost lost his footing.
Si Yun stood at the door and watched for a long time: "..."
Worthy of being my son.
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