I am not in the position of Zen [Three Kingdoms]

Lu Bu was dozing off, when he heard the sound of small footsteps, he really didn't want to answer.It wasn't until the little soldier beside him reminded in a low voice: "General, it's the Son of Heaven." He raised his head impatiently, and casually saluted the young Son of Heaven, his voice carrying the lazy magnetism of the afternoon sun: "Your Majesty, righteousness Father is busy with important matters, why don't you please come back."

Even with an impatient face and lightly pursed thin lips, Lu Bu was still pretty.

This so-called important matter is nothing more than wine and sex. Liu Xie understood it and was not angry: "Then when Xiang Xiang finishes his work that night, hand over these memorials to him."

In the evening Dong Zhuo summoned singers and dancers to perform again. If it wasn't important, he might not have even looked at it.Lu Bu thought, the Son of Heaven is really good-tempered, he stepped forward to take it, when he was close to him, he smelled a strange smell of wine from the Son of Heaven.

We met quite a lot these days, and the Son of Heaven never puts on airs, so Lu Bu asked naturally: "Your Majesty has such a fragrant smell of wine, that it really produces good wine?"

The smell of wine was strong, Liu Xie specially soaked his sleeves in the newly brewed wine for a while before going out in order to catch Lu Bu.He smiled slightly and said: "The newly brewed wine smells very fragrant, but the palace servants couldn't bear it after tasting it, and fell into a coma. The palace people on the left and right stopped me from trying it, and I don't know how it tastes. Before today Come on, I wanted to invite some of Dong Xiangxun's soldiers to taste it, but it's a pity..."

Lu Bu's curiosity was aroused: "There is such a great stamina! These palace people are too weak!"

Liu Xie smiled slyly: "How does Aiqing drink?"

Lu Bu said proudly, "I have never been drunk since I was governor."

The guard next to him also smiled and said: "The minister waits until he is drunk before resting. After the banquet, the only person standing is the general."

Liu Xie's brows and eyes crooked with a smile: "The general is huge, why don't you move to Weiyang Palace, just to try the taste of this wine."

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your kindness." Lu Bu followed Liu Xie with his personal guards.

The courtyard of Weiyang Palace is not neat, but there are many small utensils scattered here and there, full of the breath of life.Just like Liu Xie, he doesn't look like a cold emperor, but like a handsome young man from an ordinary family.Lu Bu thought to himself: Even Liu Bian, who was scared to death by the army, is more like an emperor, at least he can bluff and play the emperor's prestige, and secretly conspired with others to kill Dong Zhuo.But today's Son of Heaven is a bit too kind to others.

In the central pavilion, there are many wine jars, not only the fragrant distilled liquor, but also the bright red wine like blood.The maid opened the wine jar, and the aroma of the wine was tangy.

The sun was shining brightly. Liu Xie sat on a new-style hu bed under the grape arbor in the courtyard, motioned for Lu Bu and his guards to sit down, and asked the maid to serve the wine.

Lu Bu didn't give way, and sat down carelessly.Cheng Lian and other personal guards were a little embarrassed, although they smelled the wine curiously, they couldn't sit still.After all, at this time, it was considered immoral to sit with feet down (at that time, people had no underwear, and it was indecent to spread their legs apart), and the mainstream is still kneeling.But not long after Liu Xie came to the throne, he came up with various improved versions of Hu beds, such as wide wooden benches and Taishi chairs, which were placed in this yard.

"Grape wine luminous cup," Liu Xie used the luminous cup to hold the wine: "This exquisite jade cup presented as a tribute by Jiuquan County is a must. Unfortunately, it is not at night. If you put fine wine in the cup under the moonlight, the wine will shine. shine."

"Jiuquan's moonlight cup is really worth seeing once you hear it." Lu Bu nodded, but he was not very interested in the exquisite glass. happy."

Lu Bu actually ignored this treasure and did not put his eyes on the golden cup on the tray.Liu Xie put away the idea of ​​rewarding, so he had to say nonchalantly: "The general really has a lot of people, come here, go get wine and toast."

"Slightly bitter taste, but the fruity aroma is strong." Lu Bu drank another cup, savoring the taste carefully: "The first cup was too sour, but the taste of this cup is moderate."

Liu Xie was taken aback for a moment, realizing that he was trying the taste seriously.

"Well, this jar tastes too sweet, but it's not bad, warm and strong..."

"Wine has great stamina, wait a minute, General."

Lu Bu thought it was a huge amount, but he didn't take it seriously, and went to taste the distilled white wine. This wine was dry and had a lingering fragrance.

After drinking the white wine in the wine cup in one gulp, Lu Bu praised: "Good wine!"

"This wine is the most intoxicating. Ordinary people can't resist drinking a small cup. How does the general feel?"

"Clean and light fragrance, endless aftertaste."

"Ahem!" One of the guards was choked, and he knelt down with a horrible expression on his face: "The last general is disrespectful, please forgive me, Your Majesty and General."

"what happened?"

"This wine...is too hot." The guard's face was distorted: "The general can't stand it."

Lu Bu sneered.

Liu Xie waved his hand and didn't care.

Mixing two kinds of alcohol with high alcohol content will have a strong stamina, and no matter how heavy the drinker is, they will not be able to escape.After a cup of tea, Liu Xie took Lu Bu to the wine-making equipment to visit. With the wind blowing, Lu Bu, who claimed that he would not get drunk after a thousand cups, became drunk in a short while.

After all, it was the first time that he had been exposed to high-alcohol wine, and the guards who had only drank a small glass were also drunk.

"Send them back to Dong Xiang." Liu Xie's gaze slowly passed over Lv Bu's handsome face, and the hanging long legs of Wu An'an, and sighed in his heart: "You are a beautiful woman, how can you be a thief?" He unhurriedly twisted a grape and put it in his mouth: "I will also send a jar of wine along."

Lu Bu was drunk, which was not a big deal at all.But it so happened that the two fierce tigers in the palace treasure beast garden bit the palace people and escaped, and fled everywhere in the palace. If it didn't happen that the tigers were full that morning, there would have been a few people feeding the tigers.Although only two or three guards were injured, Dong Zhuo was still alarmed. Dong Zhuo was always afraid of death. When he heard the commotion outside and the beauties couldn't care less, he immediately raised his arms and shouted, "Where is my son Feng Xian!"

It's a pity that Lu Bu was snoring like thunder in the next room.When the tiger was caught by the guards, Dong Zhuo, who made a false alarm, had Lv Bu wake up and gave him a severe reprimand.

Being woken up with cold water in a drunk dream is already unpleasant, and then scolded. Lu Bu is a person with very strong self-esteem. He has a cold handsome face and does not say a word.

Dong Zhuo was furious, and threw his halberd out of his hand: "I've been dereliction of duty after drinking, and I still don't kneel down!" And a few words of comfort.

Lu Bu had no choice but to admit his mistake and resigned.

In the evening, Liu Xie was very satisfied after hearing the secret report from the palace man.A few days later, they arranged for Dong Zhuo's new favorite court lady to sneak into Lu Bu's arms, and took the opportunity to stuff a brocade handkerchief.After Dong Zhuo came back, the new favorite threw himself into Dong Zhuo's arms and cried, "Today, that person stood in front of me, he was very rude, he even took the handkerchief away."

Although Lu Bu defended the misunderstanding in front of Dong Zhuo, and Dong Zhuo also lightly exposed the matter, but in the end it planted another thorn in their hearts.

Dong Zhuo is narrow-minded, and Lu Bu is not a magnanimous person. The two only spent a few days of superficially affectionate father-son period. As they got along longer and longer, the two hard-tempered people confronted each other head-on, and Dong Zhuo lost his temper. Also more and more frequently.

The relationship between Lu Bu's Bingzhou Army and Dong Zhuo's Liangzhou Army is also becoming increasingly tense.The two brothers Dong Zhuo and Dong Min hold the core leadership of the Liangzhou army, but under them there are six generals at the rank of General Zhonglang, all of whom hold important powers in the state.Although Dong Zhuo recognized Lv Bu as his adopted son, he did not allow Lv Bu the opportunity to set up troops independently at all, and he did not allow Lv Bu to intervene in Liangzhou's military and court affairs at all. Therefore, Lv Bu had no status in the Liangzhou army. All will look down on him.

Dong Min didn't take Lu Bu seriously at all, relying on the large number of soldiers in Liangzhou, he had always been very hostile to the Bingzhou army.In the past few days, a team under Liangzhou's banner had clashed with a small detachment of Bingzhou Army Gao Shun. After learning about it, instead of restraining his subordinates, he added fuel to the fire and sent more people to provoke.Taking the overall situation into consideration, Gao Shun had no choice but to avoid his edge and restrain his subordinates from leaving the barracks.