I am not in the position of Zen [Three Kingdoms]

Lu Bu's straight ball hit Liu Xie's heart.Hearing this, there seemed to be a warm current flowing through the atrium of the heart, Liu Xie suppressed the corners of his lips that were about to rise wildly, and deliberately teased him: "If there are only two of us, wouldn't we be starving to death here?"

"How?" Lu Bu said without hesitation, "I can fish and hunt during the day, and come back to barbecue at night for you to eat. Let's chop down trees and build a wooden house, directly build a two-story house, I can do this."

"Oh, then can you weave?"

"This..." Lu Bu naturally didn't know how to do it: "I'll hunt you for weaving, one for outsiders and one for insiders, that's just right."

Liu Xie rolled his cute eyes at him: "Whoever wants to be in charge, don't talk nonsense."

The two walked in the direction of Yichuan City.The vegetation was deep in the forest, and Liu Xie followed behind, pulling on Lu Bu's sleeve.

Afraid that he would find it difficult, Lu Bu distracted Liu Xie's attention by speaking in a low voice, "What are your plans when you go back?"

"Kill." Liu Xie snorted.Along the way, the calf had to be scratched with red marks by the branches of the trees.Coupled with the two knives on the chest and hands and the fear these days, after suffering so many crimes, we must settle the score after autumn.

Lu Bu smiled softly, "It's not your style to kill people."

Strange to say, the Son of Heaven has been on the throne for several years, and there are quite a few people who have been pushed out and killed, and most of them have faced up to the difficulties of wars and provocations.Even in Yizhou, many people have heard of the emperor's thunderous tactics with fear.But he just knew that Liu Xie still didn't like blood from the bottom of his heart, and there was always a softness in his heart that never changed.

"We haven't seen each other in the past few years. I'm not who I used to be."

Lu Bu thought to himself, yes, when he grows up, he has already grown into a look that makes people's blood boil.

"Oh, I discovered this, and the threshold of being afraid of seeing blood has been passed."

Liu Xie couldn't believe it: "When did I get scared when I saw blood?"

"When Dong Zhuo was killed?" Lu Bu remembered clearly.

Liu Xie said stubbornly: "That's because the fat man looks too disgusting, I don't want to take another look at him."

"So that's the case, I misunderstood." Lu Bu had an intuition that he should save Liu Xie some face, and pretended to suddenly realize: "Then how does His Majesty plan to punish the person who committed this treason?"

Liu Xie said angrily: "Cao Cao is far away in Liaodong, I can't do anything to him, can't I do nothing to other people?"

It is too difficult to fight Liaodong.Just before dispatching troops, the soldiers had to be trained in their cold tolerance and ability to fight on ice.Speaking of it, the Romance of the Three Kingdoms actually greatly weakened the presence of Liaodong.Back then when the Three Kingdoms competed in the Central Plains, Gongsun Du became king and hegemony in the Northeast, which was actually the "Romance of the Four Kingdoms". This man's strength should not be underestimated.

"Do you need me to send troops to Yuan Shao?" Staying here is also a disaster, so it's better to just cut the weeds and get rid of the roots.It's just that if we go out to fight, we will have to part for a long time.

As for Cao Cao, Liaodong is too far away, and the weather is extremely cold.Just after the Mid-Autumn Festival, there was frost in Liaodong. In the coming year, the Central Plains will begin spring, and Liaodong is still frozen hard. Marching and fighting in that ice and snow is difficult in itself, let alone as a siege party.Even Lu Bu dared not make a promise lightly, considering the problems of the soldiers' acclimatization and frostbite.

"It's not necessary, just leave it to Zhao Yun, he is close anyway." Liu Xie has full confidence in Zhao Yun.

Seeing Lu Bu's low reply, which seemed to be disappointing, Liu Xie quickly explained: "This time when I go back to settle the matter, there must be some people jumping over the wall in a hurry. If you are not by my side, how can you suppress these people?"

"I will definitely protect you." Lu Bu's ears were red, and he said seriously, holding Liu Xie's hand.

Liu Xie was a little excited: After being single for two lifetimes, I am finally getting out of the singles! ! !

It's a little unbelievable.Or, are straight men always so straightforward, the ancients holding hands to show friendship?After sharing weal and woe, is this an expression of Lu Bu's brotherhood?

Liu Xie felt a little hesitant in his heart. Although Lu Bu is single now, he has never been accompanied by warm, fragrant and soft jade.But he was also a concubine in Bingzhou before, and his daughter is still in Beijing.It is said that the most memorable thing for a man is his first love. Will he still miss the woman who died in the war in Bingzhou?

Speaking of which, Guo Jia and Cao Cao are also very passionate in acting, and Cao Cao also holds the counselor's hand and has tears in his eyes at every turn. Am I pretending to be passionate?

Deep in his thoughts, Liu Xie stumbled unexpectedly and knocked the tip of his nose on Lu Bu's back.

Lu Bu stopped and asked with concern: "What's the matter, are you tired?"

Liu Xie rubbed his nose, feeling extremely annoyed: "It's okay, I didn't pay attention to my feet."

"Be careful," Lu Bu said helplessly, "Take out your strength to tease the officials and you won't stumble."

Liu Xie decided not to consider the complex proposition of feelings for the time being, and said dissatisfiedly: "How can I tease them?"

"I remember a while ago that the newspapers were frantically exposing Gongsundu's deception and ambition to become king. Didn't you instruct them to do it?"

Liu Xie said unconvinced: "Hey hey hey, so what if I did it? He dared to lie, and he still won't expose it?"

"But how did you find out?"

"Just think about it," Liu Xie pouted, "As long as you don't think of any divine revelation or divine punishment for anything, you will naturally find a reasonable basis."

Gongsundu deliberately ordered people to spread the news that the God of the Land had appeared, and the big stones in front of the God of the Land Shrine rose up, which was a sign from heaven.

When Bu Yiwei heard about this, he immediately sent a letter to Liu Xie.

Without any hesitation, Liu Xie immediately ordered the civilian guards to bribe the local people with a lot of money, let them take the soaked beans and put them under the stone, claiming that they could communicate with God.Then send someone to lift up the stone in person, revealing the soaked beans, and expose their tricks.

The miracle of Gongsundu's "gimmick" is self-defeating.

Gongsundu racked his brains to come up with such a reason to be king, so he was naturally mad with anger.

Lu Bu raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "Aren't you the one who likes to talk about the arrangements of the heavens?"

Liu Xie smiled slyly: "That's because I am the only one who is the real dragon emperor, and can get the curtain from the sky."

Lu Bu said as he walked, with no fluctuations in his tone: "Oh, then I have to think about how to find some reasonable grounds for you."

He is now completely immune to such words.

Liu Xie is not afraid: "Then you look for it, and I will lose if I find it."

Lu Bu thought hard for a while, no matter how many commoner guards there were, and the inquiring information was detailed, there were indeed many things that could not be understood by common sense.And even a smart person like Guo Jia can't predict it so accurately, so the only explanation is: "You were taught the technique of gossip reasoning when you were young? On the eve of Dong Zhuo's entry into Beijing, this technique may not have been He is proficient in learning, so that group of eunuchs and old Dong Zhuo took the lead."

Liu Xie said perfunctorily: "Not bad, not bad, I can explain it."

Lu Bu let out a "huh" and said, "You can tell from your answer that I guessed wrong."

"Can't you keep a sense of mystery for me? This is one of the majesty of the emperor." Liu Xie planned to bury this secret in his heart.

"All right, all right, Your Majesty, do you want me to carry you on your back?" Lu Bu didn't have to ask one, two, three, four, five: "Why don't you figure out which direction we should go next? Meet your own people."

Liu Xie gave him a blank look: "No, you are the general and you have the final say."

Lu Bu squatted down: "Really not coming up? After passing this village, there is no such shop."

Liu Xie rubbed his sore legs, and it was true that he couldn't walk anymore, but he still insisted, "I think I can hold on for a while."

Lu Bu was helpless: "Then you take my arm."

The two continued to talk about Liaodong along the way, and Liu Xie said annoyedly: "Gongsun Du is both ambitious and capable, and Cao Cao is by his side to help. I tried my best to slow down his footsteps, but in the end it was difficult to stop the general trend."

"At the beginning, Dong Zhuo ordered him to serve as the governor of Liaodong in your name. Since he is an official of the court, he should obey the dispatch. I heard that you have appointed several governors of Liaodong successively. Why have you not removed him?"

"On the way, he was killed by the people sent by Gongsun Du, and no one dared to go there after that."

Lu Bu frowned and asked, "How many soldiers did you send to escort?"

"The first time one hundred people, the second time even more, and the third time a total of 1000 people, all of them ended up beating dogs with meat buns and never returned." Liu Xie sighed: "I want to support the local tycoons to take office. , and I’m afraid to seek skin from a tiger. I recently found a talented person, I asked his opinion, and he volunteered to go to Liaodong for a try. This incident happened before my edict of appointment was issued.”

"I heard that Gongsun Duyi destroyed more than a hundred powerful families." Lu Bu said: "In Liaodong, if anyone does not obey his orders, they will all be killed." Lu Bu said dissatisfiedly: "This person is really arrogant. Wang Fa paid attention to it."

"Are you envious?"

"That's not true. If you don't follow the rules, you can't make a circle." Lu Bu said, "If everyone regards himself as the law, wouldn't it be a mess?"

Recalling what happened in Bingzhou back then, Lu Bu also felt a little reckless.

Power is a very tempting thing. When he was killing a powerful man in Bingzhou, he once had very dangerous thoughts.

"A person's wisdom is limited." Lu Bu continued, "I didn't quite understand some things before, but now I see them clearly."

Liu Xie said unhurriedly: "Professional matters are left to professional people. Although a decision needs to be made by one person, it needs a think tank to give him advice and supervision, so that such a big ship will not sink. .”

"So I can be a think tank when I return to Beijing?"

Liu Xie chuckled: "Didn't you say you wanted to protect me?"

"Then Xu Chu's seat can be given to me."

"I don't want a good official position, I have to lower my status."

"Isn't this to learn more life principles from your side?"

"Hmph, when did you learn these sweet words?" Liu Xie asked suspiciously, "Did you learn it badly in Yizhou?"

Lu Bu was helpless: "There is no chance to learn bad things. The army is so busy, and there are various counterattacks at the local level. I spend all my free time writing to you, but you are still so slow in replying."

"The pigeon must have lost its way." Liu Xie argued, "After all, Yizhou is so far away." He didn't admit that there were times when he felt that Lu Bu was a little annoyed and didn't reply immediately.

"Why did the topic go too far?" Liu Xie said angrily, "Where did you just talk about?"

"When it comes to finding someone who volunteers, who is it?"

"It should be said that there is courage and strategy, and there is love and righteousness."

Tai Shici is a well-known filial son, skilled in bow and horse, excellent in arrows, and has an online IQ.Therefore, Liu Xie had high hopes for him, but he was afraid that he would be caught by Gongsun Du and would be used by Cao Cao instead, so he hesitated in his heart.

Hearing Liu Xie's high praise for a person, Lu Bu asked a bit sourly: "Wu Neng is comparable to me? Seeking ability is comparable to Zhicai."

"War is not as good as you, and play is not as good as talent."

"Then what is the use of him?"

Liu Xie didn't feel his sour tone, and said solemnly: "But he doesn't have any shortcomings, and it's perfect to be a big official in the frontier."

"...Are my shortcomings so obvious?"

"Then if you are asked to be the governor of Bingzhou again, would you be willing?"

Lu Bu pondered for a moment, then replied, "Forget it, I'm not as good as Xun You."

Liu Xie said sullenly, "Is there no other reason?"

"Yes, I have to wait for the letter again when I go to Bingzhou. If I don't see the letter for several days, I will be very anxious to wait."

Liu Xie said angrily: "You just said this reason now, and you really don't put me first."

Obviously, the first reaction should be that Bingzhou does not have you.

"What?" Second Monk Lu Buzhang was puzzled.

"Can you talk properly and interrupt me again?"

Lu Zhinan Bu didn't notice the reason for Liu Xie's anger at all: "Say what you say."

Not expecting Lu Bu to find any clues, Liu Xie adjusted his mood and continued: "Gongsun Du's foundation in Liaodong is still shallow, and he killed the powerful. If Tai Shici can reach the local counties and counties smoothly, and win over some powerful, he will have another chance. My appointment edict will naturally attract some people to contend with Gongsun Du."

"But if he is surrounded by tyrants to the front of the stage, those tyrants gain power and take advantage of the opportunity to deploy people in various ways. Even if he wins Liaodong in the future, it will not be easy to manage. Are you worried about this?"

"It's just a part. What I'm most worried about now is that with Cao Cao, a treacherous person, Tai Shici's plan will be difficult to carry out."

"You are too fond of Cao Cao."

"Facts have proved that this is true, isn't he very fateful?"

"Could it be that he doesn't have any obvious weaknesses? For example, if we introduce him to the Central Plains, I'll deal with him."

"Obvious weakness." Liu Xie's heart moved: "Why didn't I think of it before?"

Cao Cao's most obvious weakness, isn't it women?

"What is it?"

"□□."

Lu Bu picked out his ear: "What?"

"Cao Cao is a man. He loves sex very much. He is quite lecherous." In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Cao Cao occupied Zhang Xiu's sister-in-law in the process of subduing Zhang Xiu. Zhang Xiu was so angry that he suddenly rebelled and defeated Cao Cao. Cao Cao himself Almost got killed.

Lu Bu sighed: "Bu Yiwei is really not a job that ordinary people can do. Even this has to be inquired about." The conversation changed: "But what kind of beauty trick are you going to use? I heard that you and Cai Wenji are very close, so you want to send her go?"

"It's fine for others to talk nonsense, why do you keep saying that, just the normal frequency of meeting between monarchs and ministers." Liu Xie didn't know why and explained: "Furthermore, Wen Ji is an official of the court, so it is naturally inappropriate to let her go. "

Lu Bu thought for a while, "Have you heard of Jiangdong Erqiao?"

"It's too young, the last thing Cao Cao can refuse is a mature and charming big sister, preferably around 25 years old and in good shape."

Liu Xie didn't say these four straightforward words.But Lu Bu understood: "Do you have someone in mind?"

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