Long Aotian became popular overnight after wearing a sick and weak white moonlight
Chapter 39 No Litter Box?
What does Feng Ling hate the most in this life?
Different stages have different answers.
But from the day he met Zhou Heng in the form of a kitten, Feng Ling's most unforgettable name in this life has permanently become——
Zhou Heng.
At this moment, Feng Lingmao was staring at the puppet cat's big blue eyes and Zhou Hengsheng's unusual blue-purple eyes.
what to see!
Labor and management finally fell asleep and were woken up by you!
Zhou Heng: "Baby, it turns out that you like papa~ the eyes of papa are full of love~"
As he said that, he wanted to kiss Ling Mao again.
Feng Lingmao would rather die than follow, struggled to escape from Zhou Heng's arms, and hid in the little dinosaur cat's nest, suddenly felt a rumbling stomach? !
Day yo!
Feng Lingmao had no choice but to climb out of the cat's nest against Zhou Heng's "love", walked into the bathroom, and was about to jump on the toilet——
"It turns out that the little mentally handicapped doesn't know how to use a litter box."
Shocked, Zhou Heng grabbed Feng Lingmao by the nape of its neck and put it into the litter box, held up the mobile phone that was playing a video of cats going to the toilet with one hand, and gently stroked Feng Lingmao with the other: "Baby, you are already a big cat!" , You have to learn to go to the toilet by yourself.”
"Meow! (Get out!)"
Feng Lingmao was so angry that he spat out old blood, but his feline instinct directed his body to squat like the cat in the video, bowing his waist——
"Hey~why is it so smelly~"
Zhou Heng frowned, and asked the resident aunt: "Aunt Zhang, did you feed the little mentally handicapped tuna at noon?"
"That's right, the little mentally handicapped guy likes to eat canned tuna. It's just that every time he eats it, he stinks."
"really……"
Zhou Heng looked fondly at the sweet-looking and stinky Maozi: "What else can I do, of course I forgive you~"
"Meow meow meow~ (You know what's interesting)"
After solving the cat's birth problem, Feng Ling's cat crawled out of the cat toilet to sleep.
Zhou Heng held it down, wiped the puppet cat's ass with a wet towel, and complained, "Little mentally retarded, you are really mentally retarded. You can't go to the toilet or bury things. You point at me and serve you all day long?"
"Meow meow meow~ (None of my business)"
"Okay, okay, don't get angry, don't get angry."
Zhou Heng, who had finished the burial, walked into the bathroom with Feng Lingmao in his arms with a smile: "Come on, let's take a bath~"
Take a bath? !
Feng Lingmao, who wanted to run away immediately after pulling shi, felt hot liquid surging in his nostrils, raised his beautiful face, and looked at Zhou Heng's profile: You still have a conscience!
……
……
The three-headed dog in the garage is not a common sense creature, but Zhou's father likes it, so Zhou Heng will naturally not object.
While the three-headed dog was eating and drinking the dog food brought by Hu Tiancong, Zhou Heng took out the collar with spells attached to it——
click!
A collar is tied around the neck of the three-headed dog.
The talisman pierces the three-headed dog's body as a rooted thorn.
The pain caused the other two heads of the three-headed dog to roar wildly at Zhou Heng——
【What are you going to do to me! 】
"The dog with the collar is the owner's dog," Zhou Heng announced blankly, "I will take you to get the ID chip and rabies vaccine later."
【You thought I was...】
"The seal I gave you is not unbreakable. Want to stay, accept the collar, it limits your strength but also allows you to get my protection. Longing for freedom, cut off the head with the neck, anyway, you have three heads, lost Not one will die."
[You...you...are you a devil! 】
"I'm not a demon, and I know that there is a three-headed dog named Cerberus that guards the gate of hell in mythology," Zhou Heng said unhurriedly, "Are you relatives?"
【So you know Cerberus too!Then do you know how reckless it is to enslave a three-headed dog!The three-headed dog is the cruelest creature in the world. Its saliva will become poisonous when it falls on the ground. Its tail has the head of a poisonous snake. It...]
"Forget the name Cerberus if you want to eat dog food every day."
After speaking, Zhou Heng walked out of the garage.
The three-headed dog with its mouth full of fragrant dog food suddenly choked.
What evil did it do!
Do such a difficult multiple choice question!
……
When it was getting dark, the three-headed hellhound, a monster that also had a place in myths and legends, had completed the chip registration and officially became a new member of the Zhou family, Dahei.
Because of the amazing size of the three-headed dog, Zhou Heng bought the garage next door. After some simple tinkering, the garage was transformed into a dog kennel, with dog beds, dog toys, dog food bowls, dog toilets...everything is available.
Looking at the spacious garage kennel, and thinking that from now on, he can eat dog food three times a day, the three-headed dog suddenly felt that the name "Dahei" was not so unpleasant.
only……
[Hey, what are you? 】
The three-headed dog looked at Zhou Heng in confusion.
He is obviously not human, and humans cannot be as powerful as him!
But if he's a monster like himself, why...
"It doesn't matter what I am, it matters who you are serving."
【but……】
"Don't ask so much."
Zhou Heng turned around and patted the three-headed dog's head lovingly: "If you keep beeping, I won't wire your kennel and install a TV and a TV set-top box."
【Master, you...】
The three-headed dog was pinched by Zhou Heng and dared not continue to complain. The dog looked around and saw the mentally handicapped puppet cat hiding behind Zhou Heng. Its blood-red eyes narrowed.
【This cat...】
"It's your brother."
【This cat it...】
"I don't care what your status was before. Since you are the dog of the Zhou family, you must abide by the rules of the Zhou family. You must respect every member of the Zhou family just like you respect me."
Zhou Heng held up the little mentally handicapped and said emphatically, "It's called Zhou Zhichao, and it's your brother. When it bullies you, you can't resist it. When it is bullied by external forces, you have to protect it."
[It turned out to be a useless vase. 】
The three-headed dog suddenly realized.
It was born with a close relationship with the underworld, and it saw at a glance that the soul of the mentally retarded was unusual, but thinking that Zhou Heng even dared to take in a three-headed dog and gave it an ID card for a pastoral dog, he suddenly felt that it was unnecessary to tell the abnormality of the mentally retarded. Zhou Heng.
Turning back to the bed and trying the bedding, the three-headed dog lay down.
【Master, as long as I am obedient, you will always give me dog food and all kinds of dog snacks. 】
"Obedient children have meat to eat."
[According to your human age, I am already more than eight hundred years old! 】
"Sorry, I'm not a human being in the conventional sense."
After speaking, Zhou Heng walked out of the garage with the mentally handicapped boy in his arms.
The three-headed dog was lying on the soft mattress, and the more he thought about it, the more strange Zhou Heng was.
he……
what exactly is it?
……
……
After settling the matter of the three-headed dog, Zhou Heng went to the crew of "Hua Jin Chen Xiang" to do reshoots.
Perhaps because of being frightened by the nightmare, Linghutian's attitude towards Zhou Heng took a 180-degree turn. Not only did he no longer run on Zhou Heng in a weird way, but when the director arranged for Zhou Heng to cooperate with Linghutian to shoot promotional materials, Linghutian was also 100 The cooperation was so humble that even Linghutian's manager found it inconceivable.
"What's wrong with this guy? He's so hardworking all of a sudden! Could it be that he was stimulated by Zhou Heng's performance?"
Regardless of the truth, Linghutian, who was perfunctory in his work, became diligent and serious, which his manager naturally wanted.
Two hours later—
Material shooting has come to an end temporarily.
The staff stepped forward to hand the actors water.
Linghutian took the mineral water, but his eyes fell on Zhou Heng again: "Brother Zhou, I was wrong last time, please forgive me."
"Have you ever done anything to be sorry to me?" Zhou Heng asked.
Hearing this, Linghutian felt nervous: "Brother Zhou... please stop joking! I'm really...really..."
"You must not have the heart to harm others, and you must not have the heart to guard against others."
With that said, Zhou Heng turned around and said to Hu Tiancong: "I'm going to the dance classroom to learn how to dance tomorrow. Can you ask the classroom for me, can the team enter the classroom to shoot? I want to record them as live material."
"Understood, Brother Zhou."
Hu Tiancong called the dance classroom.
Zhou Heng took another sip of water.
Ding Ding Ding!
The phone rings.
Yuan Qiling called.
"what's up?"
"The thing is like this, just now a Ms. Tang Shifei Tang came to my office to look for me..."
Yuan Qiling told him about Tang Shifei asking him to bring her into the charity auction in the name of Zhou Heng, and asked cautiously: "...This Ms. Tang is really Brother Zhou's friend?"
"Not a friend, but a comrade-in-arms," Zhou Heng said, "She was framed by Xu Rui and Zheng Yi just like me."
"——I understand! I know what to do! Brother Zhou, don't worry, I will finish what you told me to the letter!"
"Ah."
"Brother Zhou, I have something else on my side. I don't know if I should tell you..."
"what's up?"
"Qili.com's finances may be in trouble."
"How can Qili.com's finances go wrong? Qili.com has always made a lot of money in the game agency business. Although the live broadcast department is not as profitable as the industry leader, it has entered a stage of stable profitability. How is it possible—"
"Brother Zhou, I have a solid source of information. This is absolutely true!" Yuan Qiling said, "The two main businesses of Qili.com are very profitable, but the boss is cerebral palsy. All the profits were invested in Africa and cooperated with the locals to dig gold mines. What kind of place is Africa? Investing for nothing!"
"Why don't you ask the Chinese embassy for help?"
"because……"
Yuan Qiling smiled contemptuously, and said, "The two of them are greedy and ignorant. They were afraid of being taxed by the state, so they signed a contract with the local area to avoid loopholes in the Chinese law! Now that they are confiscated by the new government, they can only be dumb and eat coptis.
"This is also in line with their personality."
Zhou Heng smiled and said: "With their personalities, if there is a financial problem, they will definitely increase the intensity of exploitation of the contracted anchors. Please help me pay attention, and report any illegal behavior to the relevant departments immediately."
"Brother Zhou, you are... actually a law-abiding citizen!"
Yuan Qiling was stunned.
In his perception, people as strong as Zhou Heng usually ignore the law.
"Illegal acts must be judged by the law," Zhou Heng said. "Personal will should not override the law."
The author has something to say: Zhou Heng: For the healthy growth of my little mentally retarded family, Papa really broke his heart
Feng Ling: Don't come here!Face disgraced!
The next chapter, preparations for women's clothing~ hehehe~
New articles are not easy, please support a lot, leave a message and send a red envelope
感谢在2021-04-2106:25:07~2021-04-2206:07:31期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Bianhua;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Different stages have different answers.
But from the day he met Zhou Heng in the form of a kitten, Feng Ling's most unforgettable name in this life has permanently become——
Zhou Heng.
At this moment, Feng Lingmao was staring at the puppet cat's big blue eyes and Zhou Hengsheng's unusual blue-purple eyes.
what to see!
Labor and management finally fell asleep and were woken up by you!
Zhou Heng: "Baby, it turns out that you like papa~ the eyes of papa are full of love~"
As he said that, he wanted to kiss Ling Mao again.
Feng Lingmao would rather die than follow, struggled to escape from Zhou Heng's arms, and hid in the little dinosaur cat's nest, suddenly felt a rumbling stomach? !
Day yo!
Feng Lingmao had no choice but to climb out of the cat's nest against Zhou Heng's "love", walked into the bathroom, and was about to jump on the toilet——
"It turns out that the little mentally handicapped doesn't know how to use a litter box."
Shocked, Zhou Heng grabbed Feng Lingmao by the nape of its neck and put it into the litter box, held up the mobile phone that was playing a video of cats going to the toilet with one hand, and gently stroked Feng Lingmao with the other: "Baby, you are already a big cat!" , You have to learn to go to the toilet by yourself.”
"Meow! (Get out!)"
Feng Lingmao was so angry that he spat out old blood, but his feline instinct directed his body to squat like the cat in the video, bowing his waist——
"Hey~why is it so smelly~"
Zhou Heng frowned, and asked the resident aunt: "Aunt Zhang, did you feed the little mentally handicapped tuna at noon?"
"That's right, the little mentally handicapped guy likes to eat canned tuna. It's just that every time he eats it, he stinks."
"really……"
Zhou Heng looked fondly at the sweet-looking and stinky Maozi: "What else can I do, of course I forgive you~"
"Meow meow meow~ (You know what's interesting)"
After solving the cat's birth problem, Feng Ling's cat crawled out of the cat toilet to sleep.
Zhou Heng held it down, wiped the puppet cat's ass with a wet towel, and complained, "Little mentally retarded, you are really mentally retarded. You can't go to the toilet or bury things. You point at me and serve you all day long?"
"Meow meow meow~ (None of my business)"
"Okay, okay, don't get angry, don't get angry."
Zhou Heng, who had finished the burial, walked into the bathroom with Feng Lingmao in his arms with a smile: "Come on, let's take a bath~"
Take a bath? !
Feng Lingmao, who wanted to run away immediately after pulling shi, felt hot liquid surging in his nostrils, raised his beautiful face, and looked at Zhou Heng's profile: You still have a conscience!
……
……
The three-headed dog in the garage is not a common sense creature, but Zhou's father likes it, so Zhou Heng will naturally not object.
While the three-headed dog was eating and drinking the dog food brought by Hu Tiancong, Zhou Heng took out the collar with spells attached to it——
click!
A collar is tied around the neck of the three-headed dog.
The talisman pierces the three-headed dog's body as a rooted thorn.
The pain caused the other two heads of the three-headed dog to roar wildly at Zhou Heng——
【What are you going to do to me! 】
"The dog with the collar is the owner's dog," Zhou Heng announced blankly, "I will take you to get the ID chip and rabies vaccine later."
【You thought I was...】
"The seal I gave you is not unbreakable. Want to stay, accept the collar, it limits your strength but also allows you to get my protection. Longing for freedom, cut off the head with the neck, anyway, you have three heads, lost Not one will die."
[You...you...are you a devil! 】
"I'm not a demon, and I know that there is a three-headed dog named Cerberus that guards the gate of hell in mythology," Zhou Heng said unhurriedly, "Are you relatives?"
【So you know Cerberus too!Then do you know how reckless it is to enslave a three-headed dog!The three-headed dog is the cruelest creature in the world. Its saliva will become poisonous when it falls on the ground. Its tail has the head of a poisonous snake. It...]
"Forget the name Cerberus if you want to eat dog food every day."
After speaking, Zhou Heng walked out of the garage.
The three-headed dog with its mouth full of fragrant dog food suddenly choked.
What evil did it do!
Do such a difficult multiple choice question!
……
When it was getting dark, the three-headed hellhound, a monster that also had a place in myths and legends, had completed the chip registration and officially became a new member of the Zhou family, Dahei.
Because of the amazing size of the three-headed dog, Zhou Heng bought the garage next door. After some simple tinkering, the garage was transformed into a dog kennel, with dog beds, dog toys, dog food bowls, dog toilets...everything is available.
Looking at the spacious garage kennel, and thinking that from now on, he can eat dog food three times a day, the three-headed dog suddenly felt that the name "Dahei" was not so unpleasant.
only……
[Hey, what are you? 】
The three-headed dog looked at Zhou Heng in confusion.
He is obviously not human, and humans cannot be as powerful as him!
But if he's a monster like himself, why...
"It doesn't matter what I am, it matters who you are serving."
【but……】
"Don't ask so much."
Zhou Heng turned around and patted the three-headed dog's head lovingly: "If you keep beeping, I won't wire your kennel and install a TV and a TV set-top box."
【Master, you...】
The three-headed dog was pinched by Zhou Heng and dared not continue to complain. The dog looked around and saw the mentally handicapped puppet cat hiding behind Zhou Heng. Its blood-red eyes narrowed.
【This cat...】
"It's your brother."
【This cat it...】
"I don't care what your status was before. Since you are the dog of the Zhou family, you must abide by the rules of the Zhou family. You must respect every member of the Zhou family just like you respect me."
Zhou Heng held up the little mentally handicapped and said emphatically, "It's called Zhou Zhichao, and it's your brother. When it bullies you, you can't resist it. When it is bullied by external forces, you have to protect it."
[It turned out to be a useless vase. 】
The three-headed dog suddenly realized.
It was born with a close relationship with the underworld, and it saw at a glance that the soul of the mentally retarded was unusual, but thinking that Zhou Heng even dared to take in a three-headed dog and gave it an ID card for a pastoral dog, he suddenly felt that it was unnecessary to tell the abnormality of the mentally retarded. Zhou Heng.
Turning back to the bed and trying the bedding, the three-headed dog lay down.
【Master, as long as I am obedient, you will always give me dog food and all kinds of dog snacks. 】
"Obedient children have meat to eat."
[According to your human age, I am already more than eight hundred years old! 】
"Sorry, I'm not a human being in the conventional sense."
After speaking, Zhou Heng walked out of the garage with the mentally handicapped boy in his arms.
The three-headed dog was lying on the soft mattress, and the more he thought about it, the more strange Zhou Heng was.
he……
what exactly is it?
……
……
After settling the matter of the three-headed dog, Zhou Heng went to the crew of "Hua Jin Chen Xiang" to do reshoots.
Perhaps because of being frightened by the nightmare, Linghutian's attitude towards Zhou Heng took a 180-degree turn. Not only did he no longer run on Zhou Heng in a weird way, but when the director arranged for Zhou Heng to cooperate with Linghutian to shoot promotional materials, Linghutian was also 100 The cooperation was so humble that even Linghutian's manager found it inconceivable.
"What's wrong with this guy? He's so hardworking all of a sudden! Could it be that he was stimulated by Zhou Heng's performance?"
Regardless of the truth, Linghutian, who was perfunctory in his work, became diligent and serious, which his manager naturally wanted.
Two hours later—
Material shooting has come to an end temporarily.
The staff stepped forward to hand the actors water.
Linghutian took the mineral water, but his eyes fell on Zhou Heng again: "Brother Zhou, I was wrong last time, please forgive me."
"Have you ever done anything to be sorry to me?" Zhou Heng asked.
Hearing this, Linghutian felt nervous: "Brother Zhou... please stop joking! I'm really...really..."
"You must not have the heart to harm others, and you must not have the heart to guard against others."
With that said, Zhou Heng turned around and said to Hu Tiancong: "I'm going to the dance classroom to learn how to dance tomorrow. Can you ask the classroom for me, can the team enter the classroom to shoot? I want to record them as live material."
"Understood, Brother Zhou."
Hu Tiancong called the dance classroom.
Zhou Heng took another sip of water.
Ding Ding Ding!
The phone rings.
Yuan Qiling called.
"what's up?"
"The thing is like this, just now a Ms. Tang Shifei Tang came to my office to look for me..."
Yuan Qiling told him about Tang Shifei asking him to bring her into the charity auction in the name of Zhou Heng, and asked cautiously: "...This Ms. Tang is really Brother Zhou's friend?"
"Not a friend, but a comrade-in-arms," Zhou Heng said, "She was framed by Xu Rui and Zheng Yi just like me."
"——I understand! I know what to do! Brother Zhou, don't worry, I will finish what you told me to the letter!"
"Ah."
"Brother Zhou, I have something else on my side. I don't know if I should tell you..."
"what's up?"
"Qili.com's finances may be in trouble."
"How can Qili.com's finances go wrong? Qili.com has always made a lot of money in the game agency business. Although the live broadcast department is not as profitable as the industry leader, it has entered a stage of stable profitability. How is it possible—"
"Brother Zhou, I have a solid source of information. This is absolutely true!" Yuan Qiling said, "The two main businesses of Qili.com are very profitable, but the boss is cerebral palsy. All the profits were invested in Africa and cooperated with the locals to dig gold mines. What kind of place is Africa? Investing for nothing!"
"Why don't you ask the Chinese embassy for help?"
"because……"
Yuan Qiling smiled contemptuously, and said, "The two of them are greedy and ignorant. They were afraid of being taxed by the state, so they signed a contract with the local area to avoid loopholes in the Chinese law! Now that they are confiscated by the new government, they can only be dumb and eat coptis.
"This is also in line with their personality."
Zhou Heng smiled and said: "With their personalities, if there is a financial problem, they will definitely increase the intensity of exploitation of the contracted anchors. Please help me pay attention, and report any illegal behavior to the relevant departments immediately."
"Brother Zhou, you are... actually a law-abiding citizen!"
Yuan Qiling was stunned.
In his perception, people as strong as Zhou Heng usually ignore the law.
"Illegal acts must be judged by the law," Zhou Heng said. "Personal will should not override the law."
The author has something to say: Zhou Heng: For the healthy growth of my little mentally retarded family, Papa really broke his heart
Feng Ling: Don't come here!Face disgraced!
The next chapter, preparations for women's clothing~ hehehe~
New articles are not easy, please support a lot, leave a message and send a red envelope
感谢在2021-04-2106:25:07~2021-04-2206:07:31期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Bianhua;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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