The author and the protagonist are a perfect match!

"...So, this is how things are now."

Lu Wenzhi turned the computer screen over and showed them: "I have already placed an order online, and the new computer will be delivered to my door in the afternoon. I will finish editing the text on the new computer first. You guys take care of it, and I will send it to you again." How about jumping up here?"

Noah smiled, with a gentle expression: "Okay, Father God."

Lu Wen's heart trembled: "Don't call me that anymore! Just call me by my name!" After finishing speaking, he turned to the young man in black who was sitting on the sofa with a big horse and golden sword, and asked him, "What do you say?"

Jun Tianfu: "No comment."

After a pause, he added: "... for now."

Lu Wenzhi: "..." All right, for the time being, for the time being.

He sighed and said to Noah: "It will be dawn soon, Noah, then you will go to the street with me. The two of you came too suddenly, and you need to buy a lot of things at home, such as clothes, bedding, toiletries, etc. Yes, buy them all."

Noah responded obediently: "Good father... ask."

Jun Tianfu was very dissatisfied.He folded his arms and leaned on the sofa pillow, stared at Lu Wenzhi, and asked coldly, "Why?"

This question was asked without beginning or end, but this is his own son after all, and Lu Wen understood it instantly.

He explained: "Look, Dijun, you have long hair, you are already very conspicuous, and you are dressed in an ancient style, and you have a handsome face. You will definitely be chased by girls to take pictures. This place is different from yours. The girls are very... er, bold and enthusiastic, and we are going shopping, so it will be a waste of time, right?"

While explaining, he flattered her without leaving a trace.

Thousands of wears and thousands of wears, flattery does not wear.Jun Tianfu's expression softened obviously.

Lu Wenzhi breathed a sigh of relief, and then thought triumphantly in his heart: It's really me!Sure enough, he is an experienced text worker who has brought the art of language into full play!

But Jun Tianfu soon realized something was wrong: "What about him?"

He raised his chin and gestured to Noah's white as snow uniform of the Son of the Holy See.No matter how you look at it, it's not like normal people would wear clothes on the street, right?

Lu Wenzhi waved his hand nonchalantly: "It's okay, he looks like a mixed race. I can tell people that this is Mauritius... no, it's a special costume of the Vatican." Anyway, no one has ever seen such a thing as nonsense, he Are you still not good at it?

Jun Tianfu and Noah: "..."

So, half an hour later, the experienced writer left the house with the protagonist in his novel, one of the brackets.

As soon as he took to the street, Lu Wenzhi became a social rookie no different from a salted fish.He looked at the list in his hand with difficulty, and said to himself: "Well, the things I want to buy include clothes, shoes, toiletries... When there are more people, I have to add some food to the house, right? Then there are vegetables. .There are not enough pillows... By the way, there are mobile phones!"

He scratched his head frantically: "There are so many! Then when do we have to buy it? How do we buy it?"

Money is a trivial matter, after all Lu Wenzhi is not short of money.As long as he updates, there will naturally be a lot of readers scolding him for being a shameless old thief, obediently paying out their pockets and sending small money, and then continuing to scold him, and so on.

Ordinary authors have only one attitude towards this kind of readers: lie flat and let them laugh.But father-in-law Gan is different—he dared to roll up his sleeves and scold readers passionately in the comment area!

Moreover, his swearing is different from ordinary people. He can swear golden sentences and swear literary talent. He does not include a single dirty word in the whole text, but frequently quotes witty words from scriptures.

I can't accept it!

Because of this, the vast majority of Lu Wenzhi's readers are out-and-out jerks, taking pleasure in insulting Eunuch Gan and being insulted by Eunuch Gan every day.Ever since Eunuch Gan became famous, his comment area has been called a wonderful flower rising on a certain chrysanthemum net, an unstoppable mudslide in the Internet literature world, and...

A big carnival scene for some special lovers.

However, even if he can be mad at the world with a keyboard on the Internet, in real life, Lu Wenzhi is still a three-none homeboy who will be spurned by his aunt.Seeing his entanglement, Noah sighed, took the list, scanned it, and confirmed: "It's still early, let's go shopping first, the morning vegetables are fresh. As for the others, you can buy them later. "

Lu Wenzhi followed him all the way into the vegetable market in a daze, seeing the young man's sweet mouth, and with a few words, he coaxed the aunts who sell vegetables into smiles, and praised with a smile, "Oh, young man, you speak Chinese!" You are so smooth", "Young man, you are so handsome", while busy filling the bag with vegetables - "Come here, aunt will give you some more, no money!"

An hour later, this 1.8-meter-six handsome boy, the Holy Son of Light from another continent, successfully started his first battle after crossing in the vegetable market, and returned with a full load of four or five bags of winning prizes.

Lu Wenzhi, who was in a daze from the beginning to the end, finally came back to his senses after leaving the vegetable market.He stepped forward quickly, wanting to help Noah carry the food - this is probably the only thing he can do now as a rookie in life.

But Noah didn't give him this chance.He looked down at Lu Wenyi, smiled, and said softly: "It's a bit heavy, let me do it."

The pair of clear and bright eyes like sapphires slightly curved, and Lu Wenzhi couldn't help shaking his head because of the young man's smiling appearance.He was about to speak, but was interrupted by a scream behind him.

Lu Wenzhi turned his head when he heard the sound, and saw two girls hiding furtively around the corner, their faces flushed together, as if they were looking down at their mobile phones.One of them noticed the look in his eyes and smiled at him stiffly.

...It's weird, I don't know what I'm doing.

Lu Wenzhi didn't take them to heart, turned back and continued to Noah: "You are amazing, this is the first time I see those aunts offering discounts, so enthusiastic, I was shocked!"

He sighed and sighed: "As expected, it's not in vain for me to help you fill up your home skills. It's really virtuous... Ah no, slip of the tongue, you are capable!"

Noah smiled and said, "Thank you for your compliment, it's my honor."

There was another rustling sound behind him, Lu Wenzhi frowned, and asked Noah, "What are they discussing? It's a bit strange to follow us all the time."

Noah's hearing is very good, he listened quietly for a while, and repeated: "They seem to be saying, 'So it's Nianxia', father...ask me, what does Nianxia mean?"

He humbly asked for advice, and Lu Wenzhi also readily answered the question, after all, he happened to know this question.

He explained earnestly: "The so-called New Year's Day means making dumplings during the New Year's Eve, do you understand?"

Noah nodded thoughtfully, but quickly asked again: "But isn't it just autumn now, why are you discussing the matter of making dumplings during the Chinese New Year?"

Lu Wenzhi couldn’t answer it, but his rich experience of talking with readers told him that at this time, if you don’t understand, you have to pretend to understand—”Oh, anyway, as long as you know what it means, let them talk about it if they like to discuss it.” Discussion, what do you care about so much?"

The blue-eyed youth nodded obediently.But after a while, his face suddenly turned slightly red.

Lu Wenzhi saw it interestingly, and hurriedly asked, "What's the matter, what did they say?"

"They said..." Noah's eyes flickered, "They said I'm so handsome, and I've never seen such a handsome half-breed in real life."

Lu Wenzhi laughed narrowly, and he poked the young man's waist with his elbow, jokingly said: "Well, let me just say that the girls here are very bold and enthusiastic, just because of your looks, you are definitely very popular! "

"But they also said that you..."

Lu Wenzhi immediately became vigilant and asked, "What are you talking about?"

Noah turned his head away, closed his mouth, and stopped talking.

Lu Wenzhi was in a hurry, and repeatedly condemned: "Hey, it's too immoral for you to leave half of what you said, so hurry up and say it!"

Under his insistence, Noah finally opened his mouth slowly:

"They said that we have the cutest height difference... They said that you stood next to me, you seemed to be a head shorter, a small one, and looked very cute..." Noah couldn't continue, and started to eat laughed softly.

Lu Wenzhi's face turned green.

1.7 meters six has no human rights, right?Are boys under 1.8 meters considered second-class disabled in the eyes of girls?He can also reach 1.8 meters when he puts on the inner booster!

Still a small one, very cute?He is so cute!

He grabbed Noah's arm with resentment, quickened his pace, and strode forward:

"Go, go, go quickly, the farther away from them the better!"

So annoying!

Lu Wenzhi returned home in a hurry all the way, he glanced at the TV in the living room that was playing the opening song of Garden Baby, and thought to himself what the hell is this, does the Great Devil still have a childlike innocence?

But even Makabaka couldn't extinguish the anger in his heart!

Jun Tianfu, who was fiddling with the TV remote control, frowned, and was about to speak when Lu Wenzhi announced, "I won't be going out this afternoon!"

Noah put down the bag, and when he heard Lu Wenzhi's words, he poked his head out of the kitchen and said with a smile, "Alright, then you should rest at home, after all, you didn't sleep well last night. The facilities around here are complete, and You have planned the route for me, if it doesn’t work, I will ask for directions, and I can always buy everything slowly.”

Lu Wenzhi looked at him, and the original anger disappeared in an instant.He said helplessly: "You really are... I'm just talking for fun."

"I'm serious," Noah said, "I really don't need it, it's just a purchase. I can still handle such small things. And don't you still need to write?"

I see.Lu Wenzhi suddenly realized, and after a long time, it was still for this!

Since he was so urgent, Lu Wenzhi no longer refused. He nodded, "Okay, I'll take care of you in the afternoon." Then, just as he was about to rest on the sofa for a while, he saw the long-haired man who was sitting on the sofa. The young man was staring at him fiercely.

Lu Wenzhi's heart trembled: "What... what's wrong?"

Jun Tianfu: "Xiu... Xiu..."

Lu Wenzhi was quick-witted, and immediately remedied: "Okay, okay, Xiuwen, you two should practice together, at the same time, and you will never favor one over the other!"

The long-haired youth looked even angrier.Lu Wenzhi was frightened by his terrifying black face and murderous eyes, and took a step back, and then took another step back, until his heels touched the front of the TV cabinet, there was no way to retreat.

He thought to himself, still not satisfied with this?Could it be that this bastard son is really going to kill his relatives righteously, beheading his father to prove the truth?

No!Lu Wenzhi wailed in his heart, I coded you out word by word, no credit but hard work, a stepfather is also a father, you can't treat your old father like this!

Jun Tianfu gritted his teeth, and with the cheerful music accompaniment of the garden baby, he took out a bunch of parts from behind, and threw them all on the coffee table with a crackling sound:

"Fix... fix the remote control!"

Lu Wenzhi: "..."