The author and the protagonist are a perfect match!

How did things get to this point?

Paralyzed on the sofa, Lu Wenzhi fell into deep thinking about life and society.

In the corner of the living room, a black-haired young man who was so handsome that he could make his debut was wearing a pink apron. Both dumbfounded and puzzled.

"Father God, why can it move independently?" Noah stretched out a finger and poked it a little harder, his blue eyes as bright as the clear sky were full of curiosity, "Is it because of the magic circle? The principle is What?"

Feeling the external force, the sweeping robot twisted coquettishly on the spot, and uttered a ecstatic loli language:

"Ah~ Don't touch people casually, it's disgusting!"

Noah's face changed drastically, and he immediately looked serious. He stood up and bowed to the robot vacuum, and apologized earnestly: "I'm very sorry, ma'am, I didn't mean it! Please forgive me!"

Lu Wenzhi: "..." Shame on the otaku!

He covered his face with his hands with a "snap", and after wiping his face hard, he struggled to sit up from the sofa, and said to Noah, "You really don't need to do this, really, I'm alone It’s a good life, and I don’t need anyone to help with cooking, laundry and cleaning.”

But he looked at the young man's blue eyes that were as clear as water, and the more he looked at them, the more guilty he felt.

Aren't you the one who made people homeless!He spurned himself in his heart: He is simply a shameless old thief!

That's right, father-in-law dare, he is such a man who is so ruthless that he scolds himself!

But with a guilty conscience, Lu Wenzhi still didn't dare to take it lightly.

After all, Noah is the first protagonist in his novel, and no one knows his background better than the author himself—no matter how upright and kind he looks, in essence, he is still a guy with a belly full of black water.

He is His Royal Highness the strongest Holy Son in the history of Noah Continent, the only one who survived to the end among the [-] candidates sent by the Holy See from hundreds of cities.Stepping on the corpse of the loser all the way to the top, I also know that he can't be the real savior of Weiguang, at most he can only be regarded as a big devil in human skin.

On the surface, Yan Yan is gentle and polite, but behind the scenes, he is not polite, and he is extremely cautious in doing things without leaving traces. He is still counting the money for him when he is sold.Although the mood is often cloudy or cloudy, most people don't notice it at all, and they think he is a good old man who has no temper.

The famous white-cut black smiling tiger protagonist in the novel world, nicknamed "Black and White Impermanence", has ruthless means, hides a knife in his smile, has experienced ups and downs in life, has countless support groups, and millions of fans shouted "Holy Son is awesome!", um, probably Such a type.

Lu Wenzhi's portrayal of his image was too successful. Now that the protagonists of the Virgin Mary are no longer popular, readers simply love this type of protagonist.Think about it, revenge must be revenged!IQ online!Superior force!The most important thing is, he looks handsome!

To sum it up, just one word: cool!

And now, Lu Wenzhi's thoughts are only one word: miserable!

The more well-behaved and obedient this person is, the more afraid he will be, okay?He is just a writer of novels, how could he have played this kind of careerist with real swords and guns on the battlefield?

He sighed, and said again: "And that one, although I don't know why you came to this world, but if there is no place to live, I can take you in for a while..."

"Please give me a chance to redeem my sins," Noah knelt down again as he spoke, seeing Lu Wen's toothache, "Father God, I'm guilty."

Again!

Lu Wenzhi had nothing to do with him: "What's your crime? Suppressing the nobles, helping the poor, and leading the army against the undead army until the last moment, you have done enough."

Noah looked up sharply.

He stared blankly at the helpless young man on the sofa, and murmured, "So... did you think so?"

Lu Wenzhi sighed: "Manpower is sometimes exhausted. No matter what, you did your best. Who can blame you? Who has the right to blame you?"

"..."

Noah was silent for a moment, bowed his head again, and begged: "But I really can't forgive myself. Now I am homeless, so please allow me to always be by Father God's side, I will definitely serve you with all my heart. "

"Didn't I say, you want to live here, that's fine. But I have a nanny, so I don't need to serve or anything..."

Ai Ai, a handsome young man half kneeling on the ground, blinked his big water blue eyes for a moment, his long and thick eyelashes fluttered up and down, and a blush suddenly appeared on his cheeks inexplicably.Lu Wenzhi saw it and his heart trembled: "What's wrong with you?"

Noah whispered: "Actually, I can also do other things for you. All the Holy Son reserves in the Holy See have undergone training related to prostitutes... At the beginning, I, my score was the highest. "

The tall and handsome Guangming Shengzi was half kneeling on the ground, with a slightly twisted expression, but his eyes shone with the lofty brilliance of dedicating himself to the faith.

He raised his head and asked earnestly, "Do you need it?"

Lu Wenzhi's face suddenly turned red.

He almost roared: "...No, no need! Thank you!"

Male newcomers write articles, and the selling point is nothing more than refreshing, fragrant, and brain-inducing.The reason why Lu Wenzhi is called dare father-in-law is because he often breaks up, and the second is because the protagonists in his works basically don't have any emotional scenes.

Throughout the story, the soup is clear and watery, Liu Xiahui is not chaotic, and the protagonist is almost rootless, how can he satisfy the gang of tigers and wolves who are banging bowls and screaming in the comment area?

There are even more boring people who opened a building to make statistics.It turned out that the sum of such plots in Lu Wenzhi's three articles did not exceed five fingers!

At the end of the statistics, the landlord could not help but be in awe, and wrote impassionedly at the end: "Namo Amitabha, dare to be a father-in-law, worthy of the name of father-in-law! It is really a clear stream in male-language articles, the master of Suzhai in the Internet literature world ——Brothers, we can’t let this kind of cancer continue to develop in Juwang! Now that the price of pork is rising, it’s unaffordable. Could it be that we’re going to run out of spiritual food soon?”

Seeing this all the way down, Lu Wenzhi chuckled, and his backhand was a report.

Reason for filling in: Obscenity. Obscenity. Love.

As for those yellow novels that buy flesh and lust at every turn, but also spiritual food?I bother!

Spell the Great Compassion Mantra as soon as possible to wash your brain!

Thinking of the outstanding contribution he had made to the cause of purifying Internet literature, Lu Wenzhi became even more indignant now: He has already reached this point, why should he be publicly executed?Is it really going to be like the green website next door, where you can't even have contact below the nose?

If it really became like that, what else would he write?It's better to abandon the pen and start farming, and go back to the countryside to plant seedlings and raise pigs!

"……yes."

Noah looked a little regretful: "I have very good skills."

"Enough, this topic ends here!"

Lu Wenzhi is sitting on pins and needles, isn't this guy still a great magician until the end of the plot?Why does it look like an old driver who relies on waves instead of paddles?This character is not right!

And Noah didn't seem to notice Lu Wenzhi's discomfort at all. After being rejected, he started cleaning on his own.He carefully picked up the robot vacuum with both hands, put it on the chair, and politely said "Excuse me", then turned around and picked up the broom, lowered his head, and began to sweep the floor seriously.

Lu Wenzhi silently watched his hard-working back, speechless for a moment.

Half a minute later, he turned on his phone and began to desperately call the friends in the group for help.

"There is a big guy living in my house now, I said no, but he insists on cleaning for me, what should I do? Hurry up, wait online!!!"

Most of the members in the group are the top authors of various websites, and Lu Wenzhi's qualifications are still relatively young.Some ancient great gods are put outside, their pseudonyms are really impressive, no matter how many readers pay a lot of rewards, they can't get their Penguin number-as for why the rewards are offered?

Do you still need to ask, of course it is for reminders!

Who told these great gods not to open for half a year, and to wait for half a year after opening, basically they are either chief executives or eunuchs.Even, some readers wrote a pair of couplets for their daily life——

Shanglian: Play mahjong while fishing.The second line: live game clip video.

Hengpi: In addition to code words, you can do anything.

It is also because they are so leisurely without doing business every day, so soon someone replied to Lu Wenzhi in the group.

I have a little donkey: "Snail girl?"

Before Lu Wenzhi answered, he withdrew the message himself: "Sorry, I didn't see the radical, it turned out to be a man, waste of emotion, goodbye."

There was a row of approval at the bottom: "Farewell."

"Farewell +1"

"Farewell +10086"

Lu Wen fought back in anger: "What's the morality of the kings? Is it important to be male or female? The important point is the boss, the boss! I can't afford to offend the one who still owes him!" There was a strange silence in the group.

At this time, a female channel Dashou who seldom spoke in the group went online.

New Year's Eve is Chinese New Year's dumplings: "So, the current situation is, you owe him, and he still comes to clean your house?"

Lu Wenzhi keenly sensed something was wrong, but he couldn't figure out what was wrong for a moment, so he just defended himself: "Under the year, it's really not my fault. I said no, but he insisted, I can what to do?"

Nianxia is New Year's dumplings: "How many times have I said don't call me Nianxia, ​​call me dumplings!"

New Year’s Eve is New Year’s Eve dumplings: “Besides, the universal truth, if you don’t like it, you want it.”

Seeing this news, the guys in the group immediately became active again:

"That's right, if you don't want it, you want it!"

"Congratulations to Eunuch Gan, this is a rare snail guy in a millennium, and he is definitely an SSR!"

"I don't know how to be blessed when I am in the blessing. Why don't you want someone to deliver it to your door? Father-in-law, can you still do it!"

Lu Wenzhi looked at them for a few times, and then he didn't want to talk to them anymore.This group of guys who are afraid of the chaos of the world, have nothing to do every day, but they are still full of brains and talk about running horses, and they will ask them for help. I am really in the water.

So what to do with him?

Lu Wenzhi raised his head, looking at the figure of the young man busy back and forth in the room... um, the kitchen?

He bounced off the sofa with a "bass", and ran towards the kitchen: "You, you, don't move around casually, it is not a joke if the gas leaks... Wait a minute, what are you doing?"

Noah was wearing a pink lace apron that he found out from nowhere, standing in front of the stove with a spoon in his hand, gazing at the food with serene and peaceful eyes, focused and devoted during the cooking process.

A strand of dull hair dangled on his forehead, making him look handsome and cute.

For a moment, Lu Wenzhi even suspected that what he was writing about was a warm-hearted boy and a little milk dog, and not that he would be punished for nothing.

After hearing Lu Wenzhi's question, Noah turned around with an innocent face and replied: "Father God, you seemed to be eating, but I interrupted you, so I felt guilty, and I hope you can use this to make it up. This is the first time I've made this, would you like to try it?"

Lu Wenzhi: "...No, no need, I'm already full, you can eat."

Noah panicked: "How is this possible! Such a strong food aroma, it must be a holy meal. I am a mortal, how can I have the right to enjoy it?"

Lu Wenzhi looked down at the steaming instant noodles in the pot.

Well, it is indeed very fragrant, and it can be called a late-night killer and a weight loss nemesis.

Before that, Noah kept calling Father God, Father God, and knelt down at every turn, Lu Wenzhi didn't feel anything.Until now, he actually said that this bowl of braised beef noodles is a holy meal...

Lu Wenzhi thought deeply: Sure enough, classics are classics.

Even God can't resist the temptation of instant noodles!