I can't get rid of the paranoid male protagonist by mistake

On a sunny day, He Yishu's case officially opened in court.

In the court, He Yishu in the defendant's seat had long lost his former radiance, and the face of that woman who had been famous for more than 20 years was now ashamed.

"The facts of the crime are clear, the evidence is solid and sufficient, the crime of intentional homicide is serious, and the sentence is 20 years in prison."

The gavel sounded, bringing the trial to an end.

When the bailiff left with He Yishu, the woman turned her head slightly and glanced at the plaintiff's seat, but to her disappointment, Huo Xuan was not there.

At the same time, a small theater in the north corner of Qingcheng was decorated with lights and festoons, and bright red lanterns with the word "Happy" hung high above the door.

Outside, Zhang Bo was leading people to play and rehearse, and the sound of flutes and drums came in through the crack of the door.

At this time, Yu Ze was standing in front of the full-length mirror, fighting wits and courage with the buttons on the robe.

Lu Shang quickly pulled Yu Ze's hand away: "I'll do it."

Lu Shang muttered in dissatisfaction: "I have given all the money and I still have to work for you, where can I justify it?"

Yu Ze laughed out loud. Not many people knew about their wedding. According to the rules, there must be someone on the groom's side, so Huo Xuan called Lu Shang over to show Yu Ze his face.

Yu Ze looked at the mandarin jacket on his body. It was made of warm orange silk, and on the chest was a lifelike golden dragon embroidered with threads of various colors. The pattern of seawater river teeth on the hem and cuffs of the clothes was antique and warm.

"All right."

Lu Shang tidied up the neckline and hem of Yu Ze's clothes, and patted Yu Ze on the shoulder: "Congratulations! My cousin's place should be almost ready, let's go!"

Yu Ze smiled twice: "Thank you."

Huo Yu's bedroom was obviously much more lively than Yu Ze's. Yu Ze could hear Huo Yao's chirping voice from a long distance away. Yu Ze knocked on the door twice. Seeing that it was him, Huo Yao who opened the door hurriedly said with a smile: "I Brother looks super beautiful today!"

Yu Ze patted Huo Yao's head, and handed her the red envelope that he had already prepared: "Thank you, you have worked hard!"

Amidst Huo Yao's happy cheers, Yu Ze walked to the dressing table. At this time, Huo Xuan had already changed his clothes. The real red sleeves and red skirt were embroidered with phoenixes and peonies in gold.

The red color made that delicate face more charming and beautiful. Huo Xuan propped his chin with one hand to reveal a section of arm, and looked at Yu Ze with a smile on his eyes.

"Like it?"

What do you need to say?My wife must like it!

That head of hair had already been arranged by a hair stylist, and there was a phoenix crown that had been ordered before on the table.

Huo Xuan pointed at the box containing the phoenix crown, and said in a coaxing tone, "Take it out and put it on for me."

Yu Ze opened the box, and carefully took out the pure gold phoenix crown from inside. At this moment, Huo Xuan had already stood up, with his head slightly lowered. Yu Ze put the crown on him carefully, and tidied the tassels on it.

After finishing the phoenix crown, Huo Xuan straightened her waist, the face under the red dress and golden crown was particularly bright and moving.

Yu Ze smiled.Standing on tiptoe, she kissed Huo Xuan: "From today on, you are mine!"

Huo Yao came out in time to come out with rouge and red hijab, Huo Xuan saw the box, frowned and said, "I don't wear makeup."

"Where is there a bride with pure makeup? How unlucky?" Huo Yao put her hips on her hips: "Did you ask you to wear full makeup, just put on some lipstick!"

Huo Xuan kept a dark face and didn't want to talk to her, but when he turned his head, he saw Yu Ze staring at his face expectantly. Huo Xuan was silent for a long time, and finally sighed helplessly: "It's for you!"

When everything is ready, the bride puts on her hijab and sits on a red sedan chair at the side door of Tingyuan. The red happy bridge blows and beats all the way, walks through the lotus pond, and bypasses the willow embankment.Finally, we stopped at the main entrance of Tingyuan with green walls and green tiles.

According to the rules, the bride's feet are not allowed to touch the ground before entering the door. Yu Ze opened the car curtain and looked at the bride who was obviously a size bigger than others, and it was a bit difficult.

"Wait a minute, I'll brew it up."

Yu Ze didn't hug him when they first met, this time he couldn't lose face any more.

Just as Yu Ze took a deep breath to relax his muscles, the person sitting in the sedan chair suddenly stood up, and before Yu Ze could react, he was picked up by the air.

"Hey--"

He subconsciously hugged Huo Xuan's shoulders tightly, and saw that the other party had lifted the hijab by himself at some point, looking down at him with a pair of eyes smiling: "Let me do the physical work."

Yu Ze blushed, and kept struggling and shouting: "The dog agreed that I would marry you! Why do you have to do such a thing?"

Amidst the laughter of the people around, the plus-size bride hugged her uncooperative groom, smiling and striding towards the gate of Tingyuan.

In the bridal room that had already been decorated, Yu Ze was gently placed on the bed, and the angry groom bit Huo Xuan's hand angrily, protesting, "Where does the bride bring the groom in?"

Huo Xuan shook the teeth marks on the back of his hand: "There is no groom who bit the bride like this."

Yu Ze stared at Huo Xuan, but couldn't help but glance at those red lips.

Huo Xuan laughed: "I like it so much?"

Maybe it's because Huo Xuan's appearance is too attractive today, or Yu Ze doesn't really hate this guy's princess hug, but he's not very angry.

"After the worship service is over, you are not allowed to wipe off your rouge," Yu Ze swallowed, his eyes did not hide his little thought: "I will wipe it off for you."

Huo Xuan pursed her lips, stared at Yu Ze with a smile and said dotingly: "Okay."

-

The lobby has already been decorated, cigarettes are lingering in front of the hall, and red candles are burning high.

The bride and groom walked in with a red silk in their hands, and the drums and cannons rang outside. Uncle Zhang stood in front of the hall, chanting his worship speech loudly.

Respect heaven and earth, respect parents, respect each other.

At the end of the three ceremonies, the people around laughed and applauded, Huo Yao yelled the happiest, wishing to wear a trumpet and shout everywhere.

Yu Ze looked at the crowd with a smile, clutching the red silk tightly in his hands.

I have no experience getting married for the first time.

So what's next?

Yu Ze was looking around for help when he was suddenly grabbed by a big hand that had always been warm, and the corner of his hijab was slightly lifted to reveal a smiling face that was enough to reassure him.

"Let's go."

"But here—"

"Uncle Zhang will take care of it."

Huo Xuan pulled Yu Ze through the hall gate, and walked back to his new house along the path behind the moon cave.

There were two dragon and phoenix candles on the table, Huo Xun picked up the match and lit it, then lifted the red cloth next to it, revealing a weighing pole wrapped in red silk.

He stuffed the scale beam into the hand of Yu Ze who was a bit cramped at one side, and Yu Ze looked at the thing, a little dazedly said: "What is this for?"

"The one who picks the hijab, the dragon picks the phoenix, and the one who gets it is the auspiciousness of the dragon and the phoenix." After finishing speaking, Huo Xuan sat on the bed and put down the hijab: "Come on."

Holding the weighing pole with gold hooks on both ends, Yu Ze carefully lifted off the hijab, and smiled at Huo Xuan: "It's quite simple!"

"How complicated do you think?" Huo Xuan looked at him with a smile: "There is still a jug of wine on the table, pour two glasses."

This Yu Ze knew, it was Hejiu wine.

I don't know if it was because he was too nervous or the newly laid carpet was not smooth, Yu Ze almost tripped while holding the bar and almost fell directly on Huo Xuan.

Huo Xuan chuckled lightly: "So nervous?"

"Of course, today is a big day in life." Yu Ze sat beside Huo Xuan, took a deep breath to calm down, and handed a wine glass to Huo Xuan.

Yu Ze smiled, and hooked up with Huo Xuan's hand holding the cup.

"Yu Sheng, please give me more advice."

He drank the wine in one gulp, and the pungent liquid ran down his throat. Yu Ze couldn't help but let out a breath. When he was about to put the glass back, the world suddenly spun, and his whole body was suddenly pressed down on the bed by Huo Xuan.

The fringe of the phoenix crown hangs down, showing Huo Xuan's narrow smile: "Why is this groom so clumsy?"

Probably because he was drunk, or because he just got married and was still excited, Yu Ze rubbed against the red silk bed, tilted his head and smiled at Huo Xuan: "That's stupid, why don't I marry you anyway?"

Because of the movement just now, the front of the mandarin jacket is a little loose, revealing the white and fragile neck inside, which is particularly attractive against the red back.

Huo Xuan's gaze gradually deepened.

Yu Ze always talked about how to make Huo Xuan look good, but what he didn't know was how attractive Yu Ze's appearance was in his own eyes.

A finger gently touched Huo Xuan's lips, Yu Ze's eyes were full of obvious longing, and he carefully pressed and stroked the bright red rouge on it.

Huo Xuan grabbed this dishonest hand, and kissed the other's palm heavily.He curled his lips silently, perhaps, putting on rouge before going out was not a bad choice.

"Want to eat it?" The man, who is hundreds of times more flirtatious than a goblin, leaned down slightly, and threw his face with a faint floral fragrance on Yu Ze's face: "The rouge on my mouth, I'll give it to you, okay?" good?"

Yu Ze's eyes flashed with anticipation for an instant, Huo Xuan smiled, gently stroked the golden dragon on Yu Ze's clothes with his palm, and unbuttoned him one by one with his fingers lightly.

The bed curtain was lowered, and the cloth was rubbed, a golden phoenix fell to the ground with a clang, and the curtain trembled slightly, hiding all the ambiguity and beauty on a small bed.

At some point, there was a cry of pain from the bed.

Inside the bed, Yu Ze rubbed the back of his head, grinning in pain: "What is so painful?"

Huo Xuan was taken aback for a moment, then stretched out his hand to hold Yu Ze tightly in his arms, and lifted the quilt to have a look.

really!

The thin layer of quilt was covered with peanuts, red dates and longan. Huo Xuan looked helpless: "I told them not to put it."

Yu Ze looked at the culprit who caused his pain just now, and said angrily, "Who put the walnuts under the bed?"

There are these things everywhere under the bed, and it will take a long time to pick them up, but neither of them has such a thought now.

With a dark face, Huo Xuan simply put his arms around Yu Ze's waist, opened the bed curtain with one hand and walked out.

"Where are you going!" Yu Ze put his arms around the other party's neck nervously: "Damn meow, we're both almost undressed, what are you doing?"

Huo Xuan didn't actually leave, but just bent down and put Yu Ze on the carpet outside.

The new blanket was soft and warm, much better than the bed sprinkled with dried fruit.

But Yu Ze didn't want to!

"What if someone pushes the door and comes in later?" Yu Ze struggled not to cooperate: "Besides, the house here is not soundproof, do you want others to listen to the scene?"

"No one will come." Huo Xuan coaxed in a low voice: "They all eat in front."

"No! Huo Xuan, what if you tm-uh!"

Yu Ze's protest was quickly silenced by Huo Xuan, who was in the upper echelon of desire/hope.In the chaos, only a man's chuckle was heard: "If you don't eat the rouge, it will be gone."

The bright red candles add warmth to the room.

The days are still long, and there are some things that can be counted slowly in the future.

The author has something to say: Flowers at the end~ Thank you for your company, thank you very, very, very much for your support all the way, and take Uncle Huo and Xiao Yu to bow to everyone!

This ceremony refers to some Chinese weddings, but in order to take care of the plot, it is not strictly followed the process!

There are two extra episodes in a while~

Finally, please ask for an advance receipt~ "I thought I was a green tea master" "Canary Introductory Guide"

Pre-acquisition [-] "I Thought I Was a Green Tea Master"

Lu Qingzhou's brain was smashed by a flower pot that fell from the sky. He always thought that he was the male supporting role in the crispy duck literature.

But what about attacking others?

It happened that a young man walked into the ward: "Are you awake?"

When Lu Qingzhou saw the beautiful man in the abstinence department in front of him, his breath stopped for a moment, and he blurted out: "Old Gong!"

Si happened to pass by and saved someone. Chong:? ? ?

From then on, Lu Qingzhou tried every means to gain a sense of presence in front of Si Chong, dutifully acting as a green tea master.

"I really envy your future partner. If it were me, I would be so happy to have a boyfriend like you."

Lu Qingzhou's face was shy, but she was secretly happy.

Come on, come on, slap me in the face!

Si Chong raised his eyebrows: "You don't need if, you can do it too."

Lu Qingzhou:? ? ?Why is it different from what you said?

Seeing that guy Si Chong is less and less following the plot, Lu Qingzhou became anxious.

"Why isn't your boyfriend showing up?"

Si Chong: "Aren't you my boyfriend?"

Lu Qingzhou was taken aback for a moment, and he and Si Chong looked at each other for a long time, then——

awake.

!!!

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm out of my mind, I just pretend that the previous thing never happened!"

Si Chong, who knew the truth, smiled coldly: "Don't even think about it!"

Pre-received copy two "Guidelines for Canary Induction"

Su Chi had been with his ex-boyfriend for eight years. He didn't know that the other party was cheating until he was seriously ill and was bedridden. Being with Su Chi was just to covet his financial support.

The sponsor of Su Chi's studies is the well-known business tycoon Zhuang Mingjue, who has never been stingy with Su Chi, and even paid for Su Chi's medical expenses for his illness.

However, the money was secretly transferred away by the scumbag, and Su Chi was allowed to die in the hospital.

After reliving his life, Su Chi suddenly realized that the scumbag should be thrown into the trash can. Isn't the father of the gold master a sweetheart?

However, the scumbag was not forgiving: "You hate me for being poor and want to kick me to be next to Zhuang Mingjue? Su Chi, are you still shameless?"

Su Chi gritted his teeth and sneered: "That's right, we've both slept together a long time ago, can you get away, poor X?"

then.

He saw Zhuang Mingjue.

!!!

I saw Zhuang Mingjue approaching, took out a gold card and put it in Su Chi's hand.

Su Chi looked confused: "What is this?"

"Pocket money for boyfriend."

Su Chi:? ? ?

-

Zhuang Mingjue has Bai Yueguang, whom he has admired for many years, but the other party already has his own heart.Zhuang Mingjue was willing to withdraw, but he didn't expect that Bai Yueguang entrusted him with someone else, and the farewell was already separated.

After living a new life, Zhuang Mingjue suddenly came to his senses.

A good big brother has no future, forced love is the kingly way.

Even if you can't get his heart, you have to get his people.

Zhuang Mingjue prepared the golden house handcuffs, and was about to start the forced play, when he suddenly saw a book in Su Chi's bag - "One Hundred Ways to Seduce the Golden Master's Dad"

Zhuang Mingjue:? ? ?