The coach is sweet and innocent [E-sports]

"It should be fine if it expires for a day or two, right?"

Nan Yi took a closer look at the production date: "Last year."

"..."

Ji Chunqing unbelievingly opened one of the packs, and the dough cakes inside already exuded a smell of oil, mixed with a faint musty smell, even if the production date was ignored, they must not be eaten.

Nanyi sneered: "If you are not afraid of death, you can try it, maybe the taste will still be the same."

Ji Chunqing smacked his lips and threw the two boxes of instant noodles into the trash can: "Then what should we do? Have a cup at night?"

Nanyi took out his mobile phone and ordered takeaway.

Ji Chunqing spread his hands: "Give up, this place takes an hour and a half by bus, and the nearest takeaway is outside the delivery range."

Nan Yi searched, and it was exactly the same as what Ji Chunqing said, so he could only put the phone back in his pocket with a dark face.

The two of them stared at each other in the kitchen. After a while, someone's stomach growled, and Ji Chunqing glanced outside: "It's getting dark, it's time for dinner."

"……kindness."

After a while, I don't know whose stomach growled.

Nanyi cursed in a low voice, and scratched his head irritably: "I can't take it anymore, the worst thing is to do it myself! There is always a place to buy vegetables in the community?"

"Do it yourself?" Ji Chunqing hurriedly waved his hands, and had a very clear understanding of his craftsmanship: "If I have to cook by myself, I would rather eat a cup, anyway, the effect is the same."

"I didn't expect you," Nan Yi glanced at Ji Chunqing: "I mean I will."

!!!

The vegetable and meat shop at the entrance of the community is still open. Nanyi walks in front, squatting down to pick from time to time. Ji Chunqing obediently follows behind Nanyi, tilting his head to watch him pick the right size from a pile of muddy potatoes Throw it in the bag.

"I didn't expect you to do this." Ji Chunqing blinked, watching Nanyi standing up without changing his face, clapping the soil on his hands, and weighing the picked potatoes to the boss.

"When I was young, my parents were basically not at home, and I didn't like having a nanny at home, so I learned to do it myself." Nanyi paid the money and took the bag from the boss.

Ji Chunqing nodded, a little surprised that the young master whose front eyes are above the top has this skill, and couldn't help but look at the boy with his head bowed and picking vegetables a few more times.

After buying the materials, when the two of them went back, an old man was watering his small vegetable garden. Seeing Ji Chunqing, he hurriedly shouted: "Xiao Ji!"

Ji Chunqing turned her head: "Hey, Uncle Zhang, how are you doing recently?"

The uncle nodded and complained with a smile: "I don't know where you have been lately, kid. We haven't seen anyone for half a month. We still want to play chess with you?"

"I found a job recently, so I don't live here anymore."

"No wonder." The uncle suddenly remembered something, told Ji Chunqing to stand still, and handed Ji Chunqing a small basket from home: "The little tomato that I owed you for playing chess last time, take it and taste it, it's pure natural, and it's from other places Money can't buy it!"

Ji Chunqing was not polite, thanked her, and returned home with the basket and Nanyi in her arms.

As soon as he got home, before Ji Chunqing said anything, Nanyi got into the kitchen and rolled up his sleeves and started to work. As the host, Ji Chunqing always felt a little embarrassed when he saw the guests working.Leaning against the kitchen door, he asked, "Want to help?"

Nan Yi was immersed in washing potatoes: "What can you do?"

Ji Chunqing was a little unconvinced: "I can do what you can do, who doesn't have one brain and two hands?"

"Then you take out the ribs and wash them, then chop some ginger and shallots."

Nan Yi turned his back to Ji Chunqing, heard the sound of playing with the plastic bag behind him, and then there was no movement. When he turned around, Ji Chunqing was staring at the ribs in the plastic bag.

Nanyi's face was full of black lines: "Did you never do this at home before?"

Ji Chunqing recalled for a moment: "No, the previous butler didn't even let me touch the fruit knife."

The housekeeper and the fruit knife have never been touched...

"Go and sit in the living room outside."

After a while, the smell of pork ribs came from the kitchen, and Ji Chunqing was hungry for a long time. Hearing this smell, he wished to rush into the kitchen and eat while cooking Nanyi.

Half an hour later, tomato pork ribs soup, vinegared potato shreds, spicy fried bean sprouts and a cold dish were brought to the table. Ji Chunqing had grilled rice with vegetables and took a sip of the soup. He was extremely busy.

Nan Yi frowned in disgust: "Did you just come back from Africa?"

Ji Chunqing threw a spare rib into his mouth, spat out the bone, and said with emotion: "I thought you could cook at an edible level, but I didn't expect the taste to be so good. I haven't eaten such a delicious meal for a long time. .”

Nan Yi coughed lightly and said in a low voice, "I only heard you say such a human thing in one day."

Ji Chunqing was so busy eating that he had no time to think about other things. After drinking and eating, Ji Chunqing fell on the back of the chair and patted his stomach in satisfaction: "It's cool!"

The fruit given by the uncle was still on the table, Ji Chunqing stood up eagerly: "I'm going to wash the fruit!"

The freshly picked tomatoes are sweet and sour and juicy. One mouthful is full of fresh taste. It is the most suitable fruit after cooking.After eating and drinking, both of them were lazy, sitting face to face and eating fruit in silence.

Ji Chunqing's phone rang, it was John.

Ji Chunqing picked it up, and the deep magnetic voice was transferred to Ji Chunqing's eardrums through radio waves: "Hey, Coach Ji, do you know who I am?"

Ji Chunqing sneered: "If I didn't give you a note on my mobile phone, I would have called the police now, it's phone fraud or something."

John smiled: "I still need to 'cheat' in my mind? Your dear team member took me to ask you, is your old man coming back today?"

"Even if this old man doesn't come back, it won't hinder Comrade Hou Pingping's training. Don't forget that there will be training records on his computer."

John chuckled, "I'll tell him. Also, if I'm right, our dear captain should be with you now, right?"

Ji Chunqing glanced at Nan Yi who was still eating fruit across the table, and said, "Yeah, what's wrong?"

"When did your relationship become so good?"

"Don't make up your mind, we were just accidentally tied together, and we can do whatever we want when we go back."

"Oh."

"You do not believe?"

"I believe it! Is Nanyi coming back tonight? I'll tell the uncle downstairs to keep the door open for him."

"I don't know, you can leave him a door."

"it is good."

The phone hung up, and when Ji Chunqing looked up again, Nan Yi was looking at himself: "It's John?"

Ji Chunqing nodded: "Ask if you will go back at night."

"Oh," Nanyi chewed the tomato expressionlessly, and said after a while: "Are my clothes dry yet?"

The corners of Ji Chunqing's mouth curled up. Does this mean he wants to stay?So she nodded: "It's okay, there is an extra quilt at home, and there are pillows on the sofa that can be used as pillows."

"You let me sleep on the sofa?" Nan Yi raised his eyebrows: "Why should I sleep on the sofa?"

"Otherwise I will sleep on the sofa? This seems to be my home?"

Nanyi pointed to the bedroom: "Isn't there a bed there?"

Ji Chunqing stretched out a finger: "A bed." Then pointed to himself and Nanyi: "Two people. Or you want to say that we sleep together."

Nanyi supported his head with one hand: "Anyway, I don't sleep on the sofa, and I can't stretch my legs."

"Reject." Ji Chunqing put his hands on his chest blankly: "I don't like to share a bed with others."

Nanyi sneered: "Coincidentally, I am too, but there is no way now, either I share half of the bed, or you sleep on the sofa."

"In your dreams!"

"I'm still cooking dinner tonight!"

The two looked at each other without giving way. After a while, Ji Chunqing spread his hands: "Rock paper scissors. If you win, I will give you half of the bed."

"Row!"

Within ten seconds, Nanyi raised his fist and showed a victorious smile at Ji Chunqing. The corner of Ji Chunqing's mouth trembled, and he accepted his fate and took back his "cloth".

Ji Chunqing stood up with a dark face and went to the bathroom: "Go to the kitchen and wash the dishes."

Nanyi's smile collapsed in an instant: "It seems that there is no such thing in the bet just now?"

"What else do you want?" Ji Chunqing stared at him coldly: "Eat my rice at my house, sleep on my bed, let you wash the dishes, do you have any objections?"

It seems to make sense.

Nanyi didn't say anything else, and quietly went into the kitchen to wash the dishes.After tidying up and washing up, Nanyi walked into the bedroom, and Ji Chunqing was already wrapped into a silkworm chrysalis on the bed.Hearing the sound of footsteps, Ji Chunqing revealed a head from under the quilt and said in a low voice: "Over your quilt, go to the sofa to get the pillow yourself."

Nan Yi lowered his head and saw a pillow lying beside the silkworm chrysalis.

"Isn't there one here?"

"This pillow has other uses, do you understand the three/eight/line? Do not sleep beyond this line at night!"

Nanyi snorted and rolled his eyes: "There are so many things."

The 1.8-meter bed is full for two people sleeping with a pillow between them, but Nanyi doesn't pay much attention to these things, and fell asleep soon after his head touched the pillow.

Then the next day I was woken up by the heat, Nan Yi frowned, in the dream I was tightly wrapped by the freshly baked octopus, unable to move, the mouth of the octopus pressed against my chest, and from time to time I would face Nan Yi Breathe out heat.After finally waking up from the nightmare, Nan Yi lowered his head. Last night, the man in the middle of the silkworm chrysalis was hugging himself with his hands and feet, his head resting on his chest, and the hot air from his nose was just against his chest.

……

"What are you doing?" Nanyi's voice was still hoarse after waking up, seeing Ji Chunqing's appearance, he hurriedly sat up.

With the movement of the pillow under her body, Ji Chunqing also woke up, rubbing her eyes while looking at Nanyi with a confused face: "What's your name early in the morning?"

After he finished speaking, he lowered his head and saw the middle of Nanyi's trousers.

"..."

Nan Yi hurriedly took the quilt and covered himself, stammering and shouting at Ji Chunqing: "What are you looking at? You haven't seen them all men?"

Ji Chunqing wobbled down from the bed: "I've never seen you in such good spirits in the morning."

"..."

The bathroom is not big, and after the noisy washing between the two of them, Nanyi made breakfast again. After eating, the two of them decided who would do the dishes in a friendly manner in the same way as last night.

Ji Chunqing looked at his fist with resentment, ignored the gloating expression on the other side, snorted, turned his face and went into the kitchen.

After getting ready, the two went downstairs. Nan Yi stepped into the car and was about to put on his helmet when he saw that Ji Chunqing had no intention of coming up at all. He asked suspiciously, "Are you going to go back?"

Ji Chunqing shook his head firmly: "I swear that I will never build your car again in this life, save it for your future wife to enjoy! I just finished my breakfast and I don't want to spit it out!"

"Don't." Nanyi smiled arrogantly and handsomely: "I ate your rice and slept in your bed. It's not impossible to drive you back."

Ji Chunqing snorted coldly, pointed his middle finger at Nanyi, and said word by word: "I take the bus!"

The author has something to say: Now:

Ji Chunqing: Eat my rice, sleep on my bed, let you wash the dishes, do you have any objections?

half year later:

Nanyi: Eat your rice, sleep with your people, I am happy to do whatever you ask me [smile]

By the way, tomorrow (11.13) I will stop for another day, and I will revise the text. By the way, I will go to the game to make up for it (*? ω<)?, cutie, don’t wait tomorrow~