The correct way to deal with multiple personalities

00.

That was many, many years ago.

——If you are thinking about where you came from for so many years when you were only in your twenties, then I have to tell you with regret (chao) that you have been in your twenties for many years.

01.

As everyone knows—all hunters know—what the hell, why do idioms have to be four characters, so that if I want to drag a culture, there will be bugs!

Ah, that's what it means anyway - doppelgangers don't die for reasons other than being pierced through the heart by silver.

As long as they have energy supplements, they can become bigger, smaller, male, or female at will. The doppelgangers that live longer can even read their minds and memories. They feed on negative emotions and run around the world almost unscrupulously.

They have no enemies except Hunter and Silver.

Most shapeshifters like the despair and bloody smell created by themselves. They often turn into someone close to you, parents, best friend, partner, and then hurt you severely, stabbing a knife into your flesh and blood, squeezing out the pain And despair, kill you when the most negative emotions are the strongest, let this delicious food have endless aftertaste.

I'm half a doppelganger.

My dad is a pure doppelganger and my mom is a hunter.

So every day I can see my dad enjoying the domestic violence of my angry mother.

02.

My Doubi Daddy and Bingshan Niang took my tsundere sister out for a trip, but they didn't take me with them, so heartbroken.

More importantly, none of them said when they would come back.

Yao remembers that my arrogant girl stepped on my feet openly and said loudly: "Don't come into my room! Otherwise, there will be no souvenirs!"

Wait - please tell me how long I'm going to live on takeout alone QAQ!

03.

I'm half a doppelganger, I can't read minds or memories, because my integrity is very high, I haven't even tried to change my sex - please, don't you really think it's shameful for a big man to have big breasts Play? !I'm not my dad who can go to bars in miniskirts every day!

That's such a shameless and shemale behavior!

The point is that if my father turns into a woman and looks better than my mother, she will be angrily hit on the head with a pot (where did you see the beauty.), so I have been nestled at home when I was a child, secretly watching all over the world The beauties from the South China Sea and the mother Lily version of domestic violence.

Their relationship is really good. In order to control Dad and not hurt others, Mom almost wants to tie him to the waistband.

Dad is a cute and funny dick.

My hobby in life is talking nonsense to make my mother angry, I want to shoot him, go to the bar to tease young boys, but my mother only asks if anyone is hurt, and is not worried about my father cheating.

They love each other and never want to give each other pain, so Dad can follow the instinct of the doppelganger, chasing desperation and excitement, and there will be no human blood on the palm of his hand; Others talked about love and ruthlessness - ahem, or similar reasons - and got angry with him.

They just hold each other's fingers.

04.

In fact, like most little boys' father worship, I adore my father very much.

But the reason is a little different - Dad eats a lot of human food almost every day, and molts his skin many times.

It is very painful for a doppelganger to transform, as if the skin is peeled off from the flesh and blood. It hurts so much that I almost want to cry. It was not until Nana complained that "there is no doppelganger that does not deform" before I gritted my teeth and endured it-even so , I still only peel once every two or three months, break bones, and eat a lot of high-energy foods.

Unlike me, Nana is very open-minded, she can become a boy, and she is not too afraid of shedding her skin. At most, she thinks that the protein shed off is dirty and a bit disgusting.

But I think, even if it hurts, she won't say it out, maybe there is...the reason why she can lose weight instantly after shedding her skin?

I don't understand QAQ about a girl's heart.

05.

After I could control my body to become a grown-up human, Dad started to take me to the bar, and then gave Nana some sweet desperation - she also wanted to go out with us, but was justified by me He refused, Doubi Daddy also wanted to take Nana out seriously, but his mother solved it with a pot in a serious manner.

But, how should I put it, seeing girls hurt and desperate because of a broken relationship makes me feel distressed, and my appetite will not be very good.

At that time, I would occasionally think that if Nana fell out of love...

From then on... I actually went to the bar pretending to be a woman out of morals... OTZ.

Doubi Dad smiled and gave me the addresses of several gay bars, and told me that the people there would feel hopeless even if they were not in love.

However, it’s just that the despair that is not created by oneself is not so delicious.

When I grow up and become proficient in technology, I will go to some bars with a little more 419-the kind without emotion, but I can feel the pain and sorrow of human beings, and occasionally feel, even if it is not for me. Tears are also quite delicious.

06.

It was almost a week when my father, mother and sister had threesome without me, and I had a whim and went to a gay bar in a thick short-sleeve women's kimono.

Now that I think about it, the "whim" at that time was completely a temporary pain and the funny ratio was beyond the sky, and I actually dressed up as a girl to go to the gay group-how to love each other with different genders!

07.

The beautiful oriental girl in the long-sleeved kimono is like a red butterfly, so innocent and beautiful, so sweet and cute, so stupid and stupid.

Naturally, he was blocked at the door.

"Miss, we only have men here—"

"Ah Lie? Why can't I go in?" 'Miss' asked in a crisp voice, holding her face in her hands, pretending to be innocent and cute.

"But only men—"

"So—?" Slowly straightened up, looking down at the short security guard, with a low and sexy voice, "Why can't I go in?"

The security guard looked like a ghost.

08.

It took me a long time to go in, and I got the attention of many people almost instantly. I was just looking for a person who is psychologically weak and easily collapsed.

But in an instant, he was attracted by the figure from the back.

The scent of bewilderment and bewilderment permeated his surroundings, and judging from the hints given to me by the doppelganger's sense of smell, his negative emotions would be more delicious than anyone I had met before.

From my angle, I could clearly see him put down the wine glass in his hand, put his hands on the back of his neck, and moved a bit.

Those were a pair of hands with obvious muscles and bones, I even saw muscles on his arms, unlike those gay ones, they looked very healthy.

So I naturally went to his side, snapped my fingers and gestured to the bartender - I'll take that glass of wine, and I'll have another glass of the same.

Unexpectedly and of course, a glass of strong wine.

I noticed that he had been sitting there for a long time, neither having fun nor communicating with others, as if he was here to drink.

What's even more strange is that with such a good figure, no one really came to strike up a conversation.

After a few glasses of strong wine, I casually threw the glass away, pulled him over his collar, and received a surprised and alcoholic kiss.

09.

"I'm still wondering why there are no girls here."

"Of course there are no girls here." I replied as a matter of course, and suddenly realized that this guy actually entered the bar by mistake, and he probably wasn't even gay.

Unknowingly forced to kiss a straight man, the kiss felt pretty good.

I am drunk too.

A little frustrated, he asked the bartender brother who was watching the play for another glass of spirits.

The muscular straight guy next to me looked at me in shock.

I simply stopped pretending and let go of my deep voice: "I suggest you go out immediately."

There was a sweet smell of anger mixed with that daze, he picked up his coat, and actually left.

cut happy.

10.

As a result, I only ate a little nostalgia and sadness, and was kicked out by the blushing bartender before I had time to eat something more delicious.

"Are you just a little ashamed after all?"

"The bartenders at this bar are not allowed to moleste! That's the rule!"

"Really? Just a kiss?"

"Kissing maniac get fucked!"

SOSAD.

11.

As soon as I went out, I rushed into the alley, rubbed the kimono, rubbed it, and threw it away, and went home wearing the white shirt under the kimono.

The last time I kissed the bartender brother with another face, there was no such rule.

Although wearing women's clothing into the bar can indeed give me a large amount of astonishing sweetness, but it is still not desperate and delicious. It must be because the charm of wearing women's clothing has declined, so I didn't strike up a conversation and be approached correctly.

It's not my fault that I'm a little drunk.

12.

I just came home after wandering outside for a long time, and just opened the door with the key, I subconsciously shouted: "Nana! Brother, I'm going home!"

Only the ticking of the bell answered me.

There was a hallucinatory sigh in his ear.

I... didn't hear it.

He just took off his shoes and went into the bathroom to take a shower.

Wash off the smell of tobacco and alcohol on his body, and the smell of blood that has rubbed off somewhere, can't be washed off no matter what.

By the way, I bought Captain America's card on the way, Nana should like it, right?She adores him.

Looking at the foggy mirror, I was smiling while arranging my hair with a hair dryer; in the blurry mirror, I pretended not to see the blood-stained teenager with an expressionless face.

Until I turned off the hair dryer, the buzzing sound still lingered in my ears, getting louder and becoming a noise that no one could ignore.

There is an illusion that someone keeps repeating something in the ear.

— Nana, I...

illusion.

13.

When there was a violent impact sound in the bedroom, the recurring noise seemed to be paused suddenly.

The smiling teenager with black hair and black eyes paused for a moment, then turned to look towards the bedroom.

—Have been robbed?

With that in mind, he hurried out of the bathroom in his bathrobe.

In this way, he picked up an uncle with a cat ear hairstyle in his bedroom—they fell in love at first sight and fell in love at second sight—and lived happily ever after.

...to lie to you.

14.

"Have you lost your memory?" When I asked, I wasn't really paying attention to this question, I was almost intoxicated by the lingering, dazed sweetness of the uninvited guest on the opposite side.

"Suddenly woke up in a bar and can't remember anything but names." Logan, frowning and looking upset.

"How did you find it?" I even threw the kimono far away from home to prevent people from the bar from finding my house.

"...I smell strawberries on you."

I sighed, and suddenly remembered eating strawberry candy before going to the bar.

...Well, hehe.

15.

"At that time, I thought I really picked up a good meal, but it turned out to be like this... I was killed..."

(Eve: Actually, I've been wanting to complain, why do you have to leave him a window? Now that you know he's been with you all the way.)

"Isn't that because my brother is not clear-headed? Maybe he passed by him three times on the same day without knowing it? Then he subconsciously opened a window."

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