The correct way to deal with multiple personalities

01.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw the guy sleeping peacefully on the sofa.

If you get closer, you can smell the smell of alcohol—a mineral water bottle?

It must be that guy Roy, pouring liquor into the mineral water bottle.

Ye Yi put away his weapon, slipped around, buckled the spirits disguised as mineral water and threw it into the trash can, finally turned around, bent down, and poked the Master's red cheek almost amusedly.

It seemed uncomfortably peaceful.

Those dark blue eyes suddenly opened.

Upside down in an instant.

His arm was firmly pressed down by him, and it was heavy enough for him to be so big.

The face against the light could not see the expression clearly, but the dark blue eyes seemed to have a flash of light.

"Surprise~?"

He can pronounce five tones with four tones in a word, which is really enough.

02.

"Finally caught——Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"

Dick Batman was prepared. Grayson calmly withdrew the electric shock baton on his waist——Nightwing's new uniform insulation was obviously prepared by the Bat Master who had expected this guy to come back for revenge.

But here comes the problem, the guy was so weak from the electricity that he was still pressed against him, his very delicate cheek was pressed against his cheek, and even his feet were still pressed against Yeyi's arm.

As he got closer, he could smell the smell of alcohol all over his body, as well as the subtle thoughts in his ears.

"Brother, it's so hard to want something to eat. It's really rare to have an excuse to eat and eat. Are all young people nowadays so disrespectful of the old and love the young? Brother, he is obviously an old man psychologically. If you don’t eat Amway, it really breaks your heart. I thought you didn’t have a long heart. Brother, if you have a heart, you can still love others. Is it interesting to deceive yourself? I bet such a long list of words, few people will take a serious look at each word, dude Have you really been possessed by a ghost? Obviously, there is only one person listening to you? Your chattering is going to cause trouble for others—"

Tolerate!none!Can!Tolerate!

Ye Yi easily pulled his hand out from under his feet, pulled his hair and kissed him forcefully.

A whiff of alcohol and - strawberries?

There was obviously a strange smile on the Master's face when he stopped, and he sat up slowly, looking down at Nightwing's crooked mask, a certain kind of happiness shone in his dark blue eyes.

"Strawberry toothpaste, huh?"

"No—it's just your smell, Honey. Nicetry."

"So you say, I'm strawberry flavored?"

"Yes, it's pretty sweet, brother likes you."

"...Is this a confession? Seriously?"

"Oh, just think I drank too much. Xiao Yeyi, you are more delicious than I imagined."

The smile on the Master's face changed, it was slightly exaggerated, showing teeth unnecessarily, it looked like a clown's signature smile a little more.

"Arkham doesn't want to be extended for the time being."

"Then don't try to trap me, Honey, there is no way to trap brother, brother is a hard-line liberal."

03.

"I see you as a tough coward, Master Nay."

04.

"Oh, it's me, yes—if you read prudence as timid."

Master lowered his head halfway, his eyes drifted subtly, and he seemed drunk.

(Carthus: Here comes the question—what is the most correct complaint at this time?)

(Miao Zeke: Batman is the most timid one!)

(Eve: You are overly cautious.)

(Ko Ruiyi: Is there anything else I dare not do?)

(Mo Jun: ...I was also drunk.)

There was a series of complaints in his mind, and no one could yell out loudly to refute him.

"Maybe? I'm just a little timid, so what?"

Crazy talk when drunk.

"I don't want to face your hurt looks. Bro hates that."

Really?As a doppelganger that feeds on pain?

(Miao Zeke: Of course, I love humans.)

(Ratt: Even though doppelgangers are theoretically emotionless, you're not pure doppelgangers; you don't define yourself in any known way.)

(Mo Jun: But you are you, aren’t you? You can always find new ways.)

"After all, brother is a pitiful madman who loves his own food."

I kind of hate Yeyi's mask that covers half of his face; it's impossible to tell if he's moved or disagrees.

But there is no disgusting sweet smell.Maybe that's good.

05.

When I woke up again, I was in my own room, and in the dark, I could clearly see the familiar and charming purple of my brother’s star lights flashing.

Brother was lying down, not wanting to get up, nor did he think about the stupid things he did when he was drunk.

"It's not like brother, huh?"

He snorted meaninglessly, that heartless coward finally decided to cut his memory to pieces.

(Mo Jun: Leave it to me, don’t worry.)

Brother is a warrior, so you don't need to think about it.

Brother loves him so much, so brother will be hungry.

you understand?

(Eve: Shut up, coward.)

06.

Not worried about anything, just afraid that I'm going the way all doppelgangers do--falling in love with something, smashing something to pieces, the desperation to wring something new and delicious out of the wreckage.

Not everyone is as great as my dad, and not everyone is as forgiving as my mom.

Seriously, who could stand a philandering monster?

If you say I am timid, then do as you please.

The only thing I'm afraid of is the death of my beloved.

always.

07.

In the morning, it was business as usual.

"Goodmorning!...Ah, didn't you sleep well?"

The Master, who was attacked by the straight men's resentment concentratedly, stretched innocently, looking energetically at the dark cloud caused by the resentment over the hall.

Kid Lightning rushed over like lightning, and threw a card in my brother's face with a black face.

(Mo Jun: ... Prohibition? These children are really...)

(Miao Zeke: Tooyoung, toosimple～)

"Turn it over and take a look?" Megan said excitedly.

Brother suspiciously turned over the card with TEMPERANCE written on it, was stunned for a moment, and showed a smiling face.

A photo that looks like a family portrait, the only difference is that everyone is holding a pen, and the handsome face of the sleeping brother becomes the drawing paper.

"Now I know how that panda got here?"

It turns out that KidFlash is not alone in committing the crime; brother will definitely take revenge.

(Mo Jun: ...you have already taken revenge. [Cover your face])

...Wow.

Now that you've said that, forget it.

08.

"Crusher, I have a mission." Ye Yi suddenly appeared at the door, leaning against the door frame in a truly enchanting posture, he found that everyone in the room was looking at the card in the Master's hand, and leaned over to take a look.

"Pfft - Mei Gan, did you really take a picture?"

"You have a share too?"

"Ah, that's right. Those guys actually said that pandas have long tails like cats, so I pulled up the picture and showed them the painting. Kind of like it, isn't it?"

"It's very similar, brother is praising your artistic cells." Master said through gritted teeth, "You all are jealous of brother's whiteness, right?"

"Yes, drawing pandas looks very cute." The archer taunted casually.

(Carthus: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!)

(Mo Jun: Don't tell them that you were too lazy to wash that day and just tore off a layer of skin.)

Got it, bastard.

Brother never bullies children.

(Lucia: ...)

Hey?

(Lucia: No, it’s nothing, I’m just a little ashamed all of a sudden...)

...The last moral, bye.

(Eve: You are really self-conscious.)

(Mo Jun: Don't dawdle, go and set out a mission with Ye Yi, he seems to have something to say to you.)

Got it, the head of Novice Village.

09.

"The goal of this mission is to investigate the third basement level of the MU Building. It is possible that a new stronghold of the Cadmus Project has appeared."

"understood."

……boring……

"Well, Ye Yi, are you sure you only need the two of us?"

"It's not difficult, and I have something to tell you."

The head of Xinshou Village, what does he want to say?

(Mo Jun: I guess it’s a few things you want to forget, so you just let it go in one ear and out the other. Anyway, it will end up on me anyway.)

What do you want to forget?

Brother stole Yeyi's cake and biscuits?Or did I eat the strawberries he bought to decorate the cake and he found out?

"Last night, you said you were afraid we would get hurt—because of what?"

"Brother forgot, 100% forgot."

Ye Yi raised his eyebrows.

"Then I said I like you too, have you forgotten?"

"……"Hold!

WTF!

"Brother... uh..."

At this time, the village head of Xinshou Village was silent.

Some kind of unpleasant memory came back slowly, my brother clutched his head as if the aftermath of the hangover hadn't disappeared under the shapeshifter gene, but he just sighed helplessly, "Did you take so much courage to decide to forget it?"

"Do not want to know."

"..." Master's expression twisted, "Asshole."

"You called me sweetheart yesterday, but today it's like this. It's the love you promised."

Ye Yi tilted his head, smiling so damn brightly.

(Mo Jun: Congratulations to the player Ye Yi for successfully conquering the Master with a progress of 70.00%. Congratulations. [Great reading])

Dirt!Brother has not been captured!

(Eve: Admit it, you just like cheerful people, and you are blue-eyed.)

To shut up!

(Miao Zeke: ...Wow, I didn't realize that I was also a tsundere before...)

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Don't add cuteness randomly, Tsundere is my thunder point.

The face was pinched.

"Still chatting with your 'personal friend'?"

"Is it really okay for you to enter the wife mode without authorization?" Master reacted, and began to complain without stopping, "It's all your fault, brother's brain can't react! Besides, brother didn't say that last night. Love! Don't make me sound like a heartbreaker!"

"I remembered?"

...How did this guy do it, every smile is so bright.

"Let's talk about our theme—why decide to forget?"

The author has something to say:

The head of Xinshou Village: Complaining about Mo Jun's lines, "He seems to have something to tell you" clearly stated the lines of the system NPC.