The correct way to deal with multiple personalities

01.

"Yo! Sandwiches for breakfast?"

Ye Yi was silent for half a minute, "...are you making a sandwich?"

"Ask when you see it? Let me know if you want to eat or not."

"--eat."

02.

When Ye Yi knew that the Master was in the kitchen, there was a moment when he fantasized about whether he would just stand there and use super powers to fry meatloaf; it turns out that the world is not that magical, or the Master's control is not fine enough for him to use super powers. Ability to make a meal.

Even so, watching the Master tie the apron and cut the slices of bread, there is still an illusion of 'what's wrong with this world'.

—but it's pretty tasty.

However, under the surface of calm.

(Mo Jun: The ratio of salad dressing to corn is wrong!)

Scale according to personal preference!

(Mo Jun: No matter what, it must be too tired!)

The ratio can never go wrong!The energy provided after the additional loss is exactly 600 calories!

(lat: what to do with the leftover corn?)

Juanjuan feed KidFlash forget it.

(Eve: The cake is almost ready in the oven!)

Ah, by the way, I will paint cream later——

"Ye Yi, can you draw cream?"

"You still make cakes?!" A shocked expression appeared on his face.

"Brother can do anything!"

(Eve: Just blow it up! After a while, the cake will be battered and you will be responsible for eating it!)

"..." Ye Yi twitched the corner of his mouth calmly, took the bag containing the cream, watched the oven open by itself, and the cake in the mold flew out by itself, floating smoothly in front of him.

Oh, full of fantasy elements.

"You need another plate."

Ye Yi, who gave up the treatment, waited for the cake to cool down, while watching the plate that came from nowhere floated right under the cake.

……

What was I supposed to be doing this morning?Ye Yi sat at the dining table in bewilderment, watching the alliance members share the cake, while the Master stood at the dining table muttering to himself while eating the strawberry cake——suddenly realized that this thing seemed to be a dream.

04.

In reality, one morning.

Master chewed his cup noodles with dark circles under his eyes, glanced at the True Justice League standing in a circle, and asked vaguely, "Are you so idle?"

The Flash, Martian Manhunter, Batman.

Three of the seven elders came.

"There are no earthquakes, hurricanes, fires, and tsunamis today." The Flash ran over and brought his brother a glass of water. "There is plenty of time to deal with your problems."

"..." Brother rolled his eyes, "Why do you think you are interested in Brother's psychology?"

The Flash shrugged, "Even if there is a disaster, I can get there quickly," he pointed at the two people behind him, and lowered his voice, "It doesn't help much if Batman goes to a big disaster, but the Martian Manhunter is here to help." your."

"Humph."

"Are you full? We can start." The only (Martian) person who seriously came to help brother deal with the problem spoke.

I don't tell my brother the specific process, they just need me to sleep for a while and have a dream.

—Dreams other than that dream.

05.

"Ye Yi, let me tell you in advance that the second step is the most important step, and whether the third step can be simple and efficient depends on the second step."

"learn."

"I will let you enter the same dream, and you will guide the scene, Master added, but pay attention to the following three points: First, you can't let his personality split again, the split in the dream is to manifest into different people, but If injured or even died in the dream, his personality will also disappear.

Two, don't make him too emotional, he will take control of the dream without knowing it.

Third, get as much information as possible. "

"Understand?"

Ye Yi nodded and asked, "Is Master awake during this process? The thinking frequency of the human brain is faster in sleep than when awake."

"...His subconscious has been in a half-dream and half-awake state, and there will be no problems. If he is lucky, he will not realize that he is dreaming. For example, you can switch from the Hall of Justice to the Snack Street when the door is opened, and he will not suspect it. "

"learn."

"can we start?"

"Ok."

06.

Ye Yi rubbed his forehead and wailed in his heart.

It turned into this situation without paying attention, it must be because I was hungry after watching Master eating cup noodles just now.

Speaking of which, the fact that Master can make sandwiches surprised me, so something is definitely broken.

07.

"Crusher, I have a mission to go out with you."

Ye Yi walked to the door and said calmly.

"OK, let's go."

Just leave as soon as you say, without even asking what the task is.

Ye Yi choked back the explanation silently, and opened the door—a movie theater opposite?

Before leaving, he looked back at the members of the Junior League who had faded and disappeared, and decided when to really have a dinner together.

08.

"What movie do you like?" Ye Yi pretended to lower his head to study the ghost symbols on the summons, and stared at the Master from the corner of his eye - he was lost in thought while looking at the poster of 'Avengers 2' written in clear typing. After a while, he said with a smile, "Horror film."

Ye Yi froze for a moment, looked down at the subpoena in his hand and suddenly listed a long list of movie titles - all of them were bloody and horror, and twitched the corner of his mouth.

"That's it." Reluctantly picking out a horror movie he had seen, Ye Yi calmly took the popcorn from Master's hand and walked into the screening hall with a wooden face.

Apparently Master has little recollection of the film, with only a few clips and large swaths of red on the screen—Mast himself stares at Nightwing, twitching his nostrils from time to time.

"What are you smelling?"

"Scent. You smell delicious."

Ye Yi felt his hairs stand on end.

"You don't eat human flesh, do you?"

"Human meat is not as delicious as beef, and it's not expensive enough by the catty." Master shrugged, still staring at Ye Yi with all his attention.

So Ye Yi did not relax at all, but became more vigilant.

"Then what are you eating?"

"Negative emotions. You know."

"Specifically?"

"Fear, despair, greed, jealousy, hatred, sadness, the more intense the better."

"...Why do you like to eat them? You also eat normal food...?"

"Normal food gives me the energy to transform, and negative emotions give me pleasure and fulfillment. Doppelgangers have no feelings."

"..."

"Are you scared?" Master moved a little closer and licked his lips intoxicated. "I'm just a half doppelganger. God always loves to give me a chance."

"..."

"Your breathing quickened."

"Just a little surprised."

"It's nothing to be surprised about. In fact, if you've ever been in contact with any monster hunter, they'll be more surprised than you: Doppelgangers are surrounded by living people. Doppelgangers kill people for a living, torturing the violent despair of human beings before they die. Proud."

"...you're not like that."

"How do you know that I haven't killed anyone?" The tone seemed to be surprised, "It's wrong, I—"

"You killed your sister and your parents, I know. Don't try to fool the Batman detective." Just look at you then. "I believe you have your reasons."

"There is also a lover who was killed by me for no reason."

"……"what happened?

If it was sadness and regret, it shouldn't be this kind of expression, his tone is too pleasant.

No matter how he pretended, Master was not a cold-blooded person.

"...he's not dead."

"Oh, the detective of the Bat family. I applaud you." He started to clap his hands, and he surrounded the inexplicably silent theater, and the guests before and after did not make a sound or stop him.

Oops.

He had mastered the dream—emotional.

The whole environment turned into nothingness, turned into a mess of graffiti, the disgusting starry sky was constantly rotating, only the pattern of Gemini was clearly intertwined, and the other constellations were pure white dots.

"I only remember my constellation pattern." Ye Yi glanced at the starry sky, and suddenly said something pretending to be relaxed.

Master hummed, and then the stars stopped spinning and connected to each other. Not only the common twelve constellations, but also stars such as Lynx and Fox all appeared in the starry sky - a large constellation map.

"...Did you write it all down?" How free are you.

"It's beautiful, isn't it?" Master looked at the starry sky, and finally those false lines disappeared, leaving only a piece of twinkling stars and the only clear Gemini. "My sister is very fascinated by the stars. It took her a year to draw the constellation picture, but I only need an hour, but I spent a year with her."

"..." Your family is very busy.

"Because we have time, we can play around casually. You human beings with fishy lips are just food and toys."

"For doppelgangers, huh?"

"Ah, yes, that's right. I'm not a doppelganger, not quite. So that was a joke."

"..."

"Brother is no longer a second child. There is no strongest in the world, and there is no true love. Even fairness takes a little time to become true, so I just need to live well."

"But brother is about to die, brother, I really want to go home."

09.

Honestly, finally.

"But brother can't go back. Brother's ability to travel has begun to decline. I can no longer control it perfectly. I can't go back. I can only find a home anywhere."

"The results are all fake, I'm exhausted."

"...I see." Ye Yi nodded, "You can't tell the difference between two-dimensional and three-dimensional."

"For brother," Master poked his heart with his hand, "your two-dimensional is brother's three-dimensional."

"So it's just annoying."

"..."

Still something is wrong.

"You still don't believe in your own existence."

"Don't you think it's a little ridiculous? Since it's all printed on paper, how could it really exist?"

"You can take it as history." Nightwing stared at Master's blue eyes through the mask, "This is not 'prophecy', nor is it 'fate', this is history, a certain point in time, a certain parallel universe record. It can be changed. Superman has done it."

"..." Master lowered his head and pondered.

Ye Yi smiled, "Even if you can write down a star map in an hour, you still lack imagination."

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