The correct way to deal with multiple personalities

01.

"Why!" Brother sat dumbfounded on the chair in the Hall of Justice, almost heartbroken by the cruelty of the bat.

"Dead bat, you are ruthless and unreasonable!"

"...Pfft." The Flash on the screen let out a laugh.

"I think it's necessary."

"Then you can't bring brother and a few children together! Don't you worry about the safety of the children!"

"..." Batman's goggles narrowed, "I believe you are not that kind of person."

(Mo Jun: ←. ←, I always feel that something is not right.)

(Cases: I believe the wrong person 23333)

(Lucia: Be gentle with the kids, myself.)

...well, since you are all like that.

Brother waved his hand to end the video call, and continued to nest in the chair for a while, feeling full of anxiety.

The dead bat actually kicked brother from the Justice League to their assistants, frantic.

In the end, I bravely faced the facts, and my trust in the Justice League was lost.

The reason is unknown, although in just one month, my brother worked hard to do tasks, flirted with girls normally (hey), and didn't even pick on the internal members when eating, but it was all eggs.

Simply heartbroken.

(Eve: If you're going to join a bunch of brats, you'd better be a brat.)

...Okay, okay, brother will pay attention.

(Miao Zeke: What about the cool nickname you agreed upon?)

Brother just said call Tianlei forget it!Brother can't really take the nickname of Cheshire Cat back from another female killer, he will definitely be blacklisted by the league.

(Latt: Which kind of robbery should be divided? The killing and name change you think will definitely not work.)

...Brother still wants to change his nickname.

02.

(Eve: How about a hypnotist?)

No, wouldn't that expose my brother's name?

(Mo Jun: Just put your name in your nickname so no one can find out.)

It's better to call Tianlei!

(Mo Jun: The taste is too bad, pass.)

...the Mad Hatter?

(Ratt: You get used to wearing a hat anyway.)

How about Thunderbolt?

(Ritter: You can just translate it directly into Leiren.)

(Joshua: How about Crusher? Shapeshifter.)

(Caster: Adding er to Crush is not the translation of a shapeshifter but a crusher!)

(Mo Jun: Crush seems to mean infatuation.)

That's it!Call me the Great Crusher from now on!

03.

Please, a girl with black hair went out and bought me clothes for a young man. When she hugged that all black suit and met my brother, I was basically speechless.

"Why buy all black?"

"Are you getting smaller?"

——Everyone in the alliance knows that I can change my face, and I also know that I can’t change my hairstyle when I hold the lock of hair on the back of my head, but no one except Flash knows that I can break bones and grow quickly, and no one knows that I can get younger.

Maybe that's why Batman judged me to be lacking in trust.

The thirteen or fourteen-year-old boy shrugged, took the new clothes bought by the black-haired girl, and smiled cheerfully, "Thank you, auntie!"

The girl looked like she wanted to hit her brother.

04.

"What are you doing staring at me like this? Bats will reimburse you for the clothes." After changing his clothes, he saw the black-haired girl still staring at him intently, covering his face pretending to be shy, "Now you suddenly find that you are in love with me?" Brother, I won’t tell others that you are a shotacon.”

(Joshua: Don’t you change your hair color and eye color?)

...Ah, it's right to change the color of the eyes, otherwise it will be terrible if some kid recognizes me, after all, my brother is quite active this month.

So the black-haired, black-eyed little Zhengtai stretched out her hands to her own eyes, suddenly raised her head and glanced at the girl who was still staring at him, bent her shoulders and went back to the men's room consciously to dig out her eyes again.

red? ——The rabbit that came out of there.

blue? ——It’s too cute, I’m afraid others won’t be able to control it.

green?Well that's it.

After changing the color, I looked in the mirror and felt like I saw a wolf cub.

And like—Loki?

Damn it, I still remember a movie I watched a few years ago!

(Mo Jun: ...or blue.)

Well, the most beautiful classic.

Before going out of the toilet, my brother touched the lock of hair on the back of his head nostalgic, but he still didn't want to cut it.

05.

"..." Martian Manhunter stared at his brother and remained silent for a long time, "I think you misunderstood."

"what?"

"Batman's intentions are for you to take care of the kids, the way an adult would." ...not to be one of them.

"...Oh, embarrassing."

(Mo Jun: I just said that he won't really kick you into a bunch of kids.)

(Carthus: Hahahahaha!)

Bro is bad enough!Don't make trouble!

"But forget it..." Brother shrugged, "Being a member of them can protect them more effectively, can't you?"

"The purpose of all the tasks given to them is to hone."

"It doesn't mean there are no accidents? After getting the Martian, I don't want to change again."

Gently move the shoulder, and now it is still aching.

"Then talk to Batman yourself."

"Got it." The boy raised his tone as if cheering.

"..." Martian Manhunter sighed, "You are not a real child, Master."

"Heh, I have a new nickname, called Brother Crusher (crusher)."

"...still so fond of puns."

"Yeah!"

06.

"Hello?"

Brother Fan sat on a wooden chair that didn't match the painting style of the hall, and waved at the heroes and little heroes who walked in.

"..." Batman tensed up in an instant, until my brother stood up from the chair, and brushed the lock of hair on the back in front of him. The Martian Manhunter next to him coughed lightly, and then... Batman, actually laughed · Already.

(Miao Zeke: There are so many slots and no mouths hahaha!)

(Eve: Can make Batman laugh at you bear.)

(Mo Jun: When did that strand of hair become a code word?)

When my brother didn't know, huh.

"Who are you?" A red-haired boy in a tights with a lightning pattern rushed over in the blink of an eye, and a whirlwind flashed in front of his eyes - the dizzying speed suddenly seemed like a replica of The Flash.

"Call me Crusher, just like you, um—Master's assistant."

...Why even I am not used to this name anymore.

(Mo Jun: It's just because no one would call my name under normal circumstances.)

"I'm KidFlash, the Flash's nephew - over there is Speedy, Green Arrow's assistant, don't get confused?"

"Get it."

"Hey, stop calling me assistant!"

"I'm Robin (Robin), hello."

"Aqualad (Sea Young Hero)."

"Yo——Crusher? Pfft, long time no see." The Flash ran over at lightning speed—fuck, the authentic red whirlwind is coming—and pressed Brother Ya's head hard.

"Let go of Flash—uh, Uncle Flash!"

The Flash turned his back to the children, laughing silently while ravaging his brother's tender face, having a great time.

"Alright kids, welcome to Justice League headquarters, relax as if you were at home."

The Flash finally let go, brother remembers you.

One day brother will rub back.

07.

The members of the Justice League said that they wanted to go into the small room to discuss things, and Kuaishou was dissatisfied that he was still being treated as a child, so he just left.

Maybe it's also the reason why I didn't grab the chair?

(Eve: Do you think everyone is as narrow-minded as you?)

Hey bro just likes to play!

(Eve: The smaller the body, the smaller the brain capacity, right?)

No, bro—

"So, who are you? I haven't read your profile." Robin suddenly interrupted the argument between Brother and Eve. Brother was stunned for a moment, not knowing whether he should confess, and finally shrugged: "You Read everyone's profile? Good student."

"Boy Lightning and I knew each other before."

"OK, I just arrived today, and I haven't created a file."

"When you say Master, who are you referring to?"

"Brother—is uncle so unknown?"

"...I just haven't heard of a hero nicknamed 'Master'."

"Oh, he's been bumping into others because of his nickname, and he's just thinking of a new nickname."

(Mo Jun: Isn’t that right? If you hadn’t become smaller, Crusher would probably be famous.)

"Pfft, dude, your uncle is out of luck." Kid Flash had a smile as cute as Flash's.

"Yeah, isn't it." (Rod reading)

08.

"So, you guys decided to take part in this—the Cadmus Project? Batman said to stay here?"

"He's just for the mission about the sun, isn't he?" Robin smiled.

What a rebellious kid.

Brother likes it.

(Joshua: Even if he is wearing all black, the sun is completely different from that big bat.)

(Mo Jun [covering his face]: Oh, enough of you two gentlemen (transformation) (states)...)

09.

Aqualad saw KidFlash rushing out, hanging out of the window after saving people, unable to climb up, and looked back helplessly, "Robin——? Crusher?"

There was no one behind him.

Looking up, Robin has already jumped into the window with his superb skills, and gave a handle to KidFlash hanging on the edge of the window, and Crusher stood behind Robin at some point, startling Robin.

"When did you come up?!"

"An interesting ability when you don't know it."

Brother shook his finger, watched as Robin hurried to find the computer, and KidFlash rushed over to defend him: "Dude, it's scary," he remembered being pulled up by Robin just now, and suddenly saw a figure appearing behind Robin, Almost let go of his hand, "Anyway, don't do this again."

"Brother is just exercising your vigilance."

(Eve: Hehe.)

(Cathers: What a good excuse.)

(Lucia: Promise me to treat the children well.)

"...Well, I'm sorry, it won't be like this in the future."

"That's good... Well, Crusher, tell me what your ability is? Crusher is not suitable for you if you teleport?"

Brother glanced at himself up and down, the black tights and the blue shirt with the sleeves cut off to serve as a vest, it seems that there is no problem walking on the street.

(Eve: What the hell taste.)

"It doesn't look very strong, does it?" Brother continued to scan his body, and finally raised his head helplessly, "Well, probably a person with superpowers? It's better to lift things up or crush them."

Right, Joshua?

(Joshua: Leave it to me.)

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crush

n. Crush; Infatuation; Squeeze; Crowded crowd

vt. Crushed; wrinkled, deformed; squeezed into

vi. Squeeze; be crushed

crusher

n. Strike; [Food] Crusher; Crushed things;

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