The correct way to deal with multiple personalities

01.

Brother is not sure where he is.

(Mo Jun: My memory stops at going to the municipal library to look up American history.)

...The sad reality, hey, Mo Xiaojun, don't believe your false memory, we have been tricked by God.

(Mo Jun:...)

Looking up the history of Laoshizi, Lao Tzu has no interest in history.

I just went to the toilet?Then pull up your pants and open the door.

The sink opposite Madan becomes a row of willow trees.

tease me?

Time travel when brother didn't think about anything?

What the hell is this.

02.

A red shadow flicked past, once, twice, at super fast speed.

Brother stretched out his feet in a desperate mood.

"Card wipe-"

"Fuck—" Brother retracted his legs, feeling a bit of remorse for his own death.

The little red man who staggered to a stop looked at his brother in surprise, until his brother slowly broke back the almost half-folded calf bone.

Shaking, it seems like it just recovered.

——The painting style is so strange, this must be a manga.

It's amazing, this three-dimensional to two-dimensional experience.

Brother watched the little red man swipe over, squatted down and poked brother's calf bone, couldn't help but rubbed his eyes, only feeling the afterimage of the red whirlwind in his eyes.

"Hello?"

"alien?"

"—Brother, are you also a cool (special) brother (worker)? This wonderful uniform..." Brother was also drunk.

"...? What happened to my uniform?"

The little brother in red disappeared once again, and then appeared again, "No problem?"

"...I always feel that my brother is many years younger, ha ha."

(Carthus: ...why on earth would someone go out into the street wrapped in red from start to finish?)

(Miao Zeke: Isn’t the slot point a red whirlwind?)

"Brother, are you really cool brother?"

"I'm The Flash? I think I'm cool, too."

"..."

(Eve: The subtle style of painting is different...)

Brother heard the secondary personalities start to laugh unscrupulously, where is the joke, bastards.

(Lucia: This is really a world where nicknames are taken for real.)

(Lart: A liberal actually travels to the world of comics where the plot is regularly bombarded... This in itself is a great joke www)

……honestly?Brother always thinks that all of you are broken.

The sub-personality was silent.

(Mo Jun: You push all the self-deprecation and anger in your heart here, at least give us some time to digest.)

OK, you guys go on.

In an instant, his mind was noisy and chaotic again, as if it was about to be blown off.

03.

"The Flash? Oh well, cool nickname? Name? Or something else?"

"It's just a title. I'll soon—" The man covered in red turned into a whirlwind and disappeared, and then my brother felt someone tapped his shoulder, and he turned his head silently, "Isn't it?"

Whoops, that's a cute smile.

The lightning bolts on both sides of the head are quite cute.

...But just looking at the smiling face makes me lose my appetite.

(Mo Jun: When did you become a foodie?)

(Ritter: He's always been. But now he's a foodie with a bad nose.)

Do you dare not mention it!Brother has already remembered not to believe the lesson of Brother Ku lightly!

(Rett: No, you idiot.)

Brother curled his lips boredly.

"Well, really fast? Then you won't fall? Like just now."

"...Usually the Speed ​​Force allows me to see the way ahead," the little red man shrugged, "but you actually got in my way—Hey! Don't change the subject!—Are you an alien? "

Wow, for the first time in my life, I failed to cast a skill that changed the subject.

"Brother really came from the earth, maybe it's not your earth."

"Oh! Is that a parallel space? Is there no me in that world?"

"Well, everyone with superpowers—" Think about the mutants in that academy—where did I see them? "Only a few."

"Sounds pretty peaceful."

"Not really, rich local tyrants will always come to save the earth's surface."

"——that is to say, there is also an alien invasion?"

"Wow! It's rare for someone to understand my brain! My name is Master·Nay, but I believe you won't like to be called by my name. My nickname is Cheshire Cat. How about calling me?"

"..." The little red man suddenly showed an expression of wanting to laugh, "Our place—" he said with some consideration, "there is already a female killer nicknamed the Cheshire Cat."

"..." Cassus quickly stand up and let my brother beat you to death!

(Carthus: ...Blame me again.)

Blame you, blame you, blame you, who is not to blame?

(Eve: Really blind...)

04.

"Flash, you're late."

The little red man's smile instantly froze on his face.

"What—?" He was like a red whirlwind, throwing a friend from the parallel space where he was.

Speaking of which, that 'you're late' sounds like my brother's dish.

Thick dark and painful wind, don't you want to try it?

Caseus, let's go!

05.

"Why are you here?!" The Flash felt frightened.

"Why? Oh, it's very interesting here." Brother stretched his waist like no one else—a large-scale machine orbiting around the earth, it couldn't be easier to find this place—looking up to the sky, there is only one place where there are people staying .

The moment my brother opened his mouth to speak, a super harsh alarm sounded along with the red light.

One sound——

(Miao Zeke: ...I think I can enjoy the alarm from another world?)

Two tones——

(Mo Jun: ... rub.)

Three times——

"To shut up."

The red light disappeared.

(Main character: Joshua, you are so handsome!)

(Eve: ...as long as you put your hands over your ears.)

"...Whoah." The Flash rushed over quickly, "Hey how did you do that? I always wanted Bat to change the alarm and he never did!"

"I think the siren is more of an alert than a squishy weird sound, Flash."

This is it!Dude likes this sound!

(Miao Zeke: This kind of dark taste that can be expressed with sound... Praise!)

"Hey hello 'you're late'!" Brother Invisible floated over at the fastest speed, "Mind you brother——"

The S sound of Kiss did not come out.

A tall man in primary colors stood between me and the new Black Forest cake.

Hey!So what if I let my brother have a taste!

However, what frightened me the most was that he actually grabbed him by the collar and threw him out.

(Carthus: Another one who can cheat and see through invisibility, why I am not surprised at all. I am tired and do not love.)

I turned over in the darkness and saw the primary color staring at me—nowhere to hide.

Oops, the deadly weapon was found.

"Hey! Can you introduce yourself again?" In the end, my brother showed a smiling face and showed his figure——

(Mo Jun: ...?!)

Fuck, half of my body is stuck in the wall, how can I break it! !

Under normal circumstances, when you can't move freely, you can't see through the world of mortals and hide yourself.

(Mo Jun: Who is Hawkeye?)

(Carthus: What the hell is it to see through the world of mortals!!)

A guy in green helped me pull myself out of the wall, it was amazing, when he took my hand, his body faded... Coach!I want to learn this skill!

"——This is the unique skill of Martians." The green-skinned creature was smaller than the Hulk, and his tone was a bit tangled.

"It's great to see a Martian in my life!" Brother said in an almost cheering tone, "Would you mind giving Brother some private time to go back to Earth and have a party and smooth his mind?"

"Don't even think about it," said the awesome 'You're late' coldly.

...It's not cute in this respect.

06.

"Huh? Can you suggest not to put handcuffs on brother? Although I think you don't have these here at all, but-well, I know you have." 'You're late' actually took out the handcuffs-hey hey What kind of man are you to put handcuffs in your belt!What level of dimensional space is your belt!

"—Don't put it on my brother~" Brother continued to speak in a frivolous tone, and couldn't help thinking of the guy who couldn't be handcuffed by brother, his voice sank suddenly, "Something bad will happen .”

(Erram: Seeing you so pretending to be struck by lightning, I am also drunk.)

"...?" The Flash snatched the handcuffs from Bat as he was advancing, oh GoodJob, "I think he followed me, he should come looking for me? He didn't break in on purpose. "

"That's right, brother is here to find the little red man—ahem, the Flash is here to play."

The dark 'You're late' squinted - goggles?

Oh what a flexible goggle.

(Eve: Are those goggles?! Why didn’t you say he was wearing pure white contact lenses!)

(Carthus: What kind of contact lenses have you seen that cover the entire eyeball?)

(Lucia: It's even more powerful than Spider-Man...)

(Joshua: This is the difference between Two-dimensional and three-dimensional.)

The green Martian suddenly reached out and tapped his brother on the forehead, "Hey, what are you doing?"

"Your mind has gone to Mars."

"Oh, your hometown is so beautiful."

Brother shook his head, not caring that the strand of stubborn and individual hair curled a little on the tricolor arm holding him, and said indifferently, "So what are you doing? Cosmic peacekeeping organization?"

"Our name is Justice League!" The little red man said happily.

"...Oh, that's cool." Dry.

"Don't look at the silly name, the members are still very cool - different from your side, they are all superpowers."

"for example?"

"The big guy in blue is—"

"Flash."

Seeing 'You're late' and the little red man immediately stopped talking, I feel a little bit sorry for him, "We are establishing cross-space communication and friendly greetings!"

"I didn't see your friendliness."

"Nonsense! My brother is such a friendly—"

(Eve: ...I'm blushing.)

"Peace-loving-"

(Mo Jun: ... Alas.)

"gentle--"

(Lucia: Touch, let's work hard with this goal.)

"Handsome and compelling non-human!"

The atmosphere tensed up instantly.