The correct way to deal with multiple personalities

01.

At that time, I was still a good person. I wandered around in various bookstores and movie theaters all day long, and here I met stars such as Mockingjay, Pleasant Goat, and Spiderman (something got mixed in). To be honest, if I could go from time to time Traveling back and forth for fun, I really want to meet Ms. Mockingjay, isn't she a very handsome woman?

Although I have a premonition that I won't see it.

02.

Brother is a crazy, cool and handsome shapeshifter, but his appetite has not been very good recently.

Because I accidentally ate a delicious taste of despair created by myself, I felt that other people’s negative emotions were a bit exaggerated and sweet, and I still prefer his turbulent and real bitter taste—no matter how I think about it, it’s also very sweet. Unforgettable taste, can be regarded as endless aftertaste.

Compared with it, I can't talk about other tastes immediately. It's not my character to be hungry and not eat.

… I don’t know if dying of starvation is considered a natural death.

I watched my house burn down in flames and could hear the fire trucks.

Hey hey, is it a crime to burn your own home?

But anyway, I'm burned.

The hungry and powerless brother leaned against the wall, the flames were very close to him, and he could feel the sweat slipping down, and he thought he must be disfigured by the black debris all over the sky, and he could smell the panic of the upstairs and downstairs neighbors The creamy taste, but I can't bring myself to walk into them and take a bite to see if it is really as delicious as it smells.

Feeling a little decadent, myself.

(Alternative me: You're totally idle.)

It's easy to understand, isn't it?You just play a game of Sims, if you don't need to run around for money, you can live without doing anything, so it's too boring.

(Another me: This doesn't give you a reason to talk to yourself at the scene of a fire.)

But, come on, what else can I do?Even if the despair is created by myself, I don't want to talk about it anymore.

03.

A thin hand pulled the brother up, and the brother glanced up, an Asian youth.

The tension in him smelled of caramel.

It wasn't until he staggered and dragged his brother downstairs to a safe place that he realized that this guy lived next door.

"Well, long time no see or is this the first time we meet? Hello."

The young man took a deep breath. I guess he is trying not to complain. I can smell the rising anger in him, more like a caramel macchiato.

"Mo Jun!" A girl in high heels ran towards me at a brisk pace. I noticed that her face was expressionless but fear was floating all over her body... It smells so strange, it seems like salt has been added to sugar water, this is not good Eat——"It's safe here!" Then the girl picked up the handbag and gave the Asian youth a knowing blow, and directly beat the young man to the ground.

"...I guess I didn't suffer more injuries in the building than at your hands, Miss. Eve..." The young man said slowly, got up from the ground skillfully, wiped his glasses with his clothes, and found that no matter what He couldn't wipe it clean, so he simply took a beautiful little handkerchief from the girl's handbag and wiped his glasses clean. When he was satisfied, the little handkerchief jumped into the Yellow River to wash it away.

So the girl gave the young man another handbag.

04.

Seeing the two of them going out noisy, some FFF burning thoughts appeared in my heart.

But anyway, a house was burned today, so let's ignore them.

...Looks like a very loving young couple.

05.

Take back the foreword.

Raise your hands upwards to ensure that your elbows are higher than your head.

The Asian young man is holding a women's gun - I really want to laugh at the lack of range of this gun, but since I'm close enough to him - don't do it.

"We... come from the future—"

"Why did you kill those people? Lamin Timmis, Phil Lanford..."

"Tell me why... the devil?"

Brother wanted to laugh a little, but felt a little tired from raising his hand, so he put it down, "Devil? Are you sure such a tall term is used to describe brother?"

...This sentence seems to be a sick sentence.Unknowingly, I exposed my uneducated nature again.

But as long as you're handsome.

"The world's population has shrunk by almost half," which means lowering housing prices, "putting the world in flames of war." In the end, did you really join the FFF group? "Don't you have any remorse? Devil!"

Oops, you guessed it.

"Well, remind you again? Brother's race is not..."

"You are a shapeshifter, even silver can't kill it, a shapeshifter with superpowers, I know, just, why?"

"...Hmmm."

Well, it turned out that he didn't escape from a mental hospital, but really came from the future?

"Brother thinks that if you really do those things in the future, you will shoot directly? Brother bet it's a silver bullet?"

"...How much to bet?"

……puff.

"Just bet 20 years from now that brother won't kill people, how about that?"

"..."

"If you still try to give me a reason to destroy the world, tell me not to do those things—I will do a lot of good things in the future, right?"

He tossed the gun wordlessly.

...It turned out that there was no bullet at all.

06.

He just sat next to me calmly and gave my brother a box of milk.

Brother stared at the milk carton speechlessly for a long time, then took it with a dry smile.

Even Logan didn't know that my brother liked this kind of kid's drink.

...When I realized that I had mentioned the name again, my heart stopped for just a second.

--no big deal.

"...I just want to know the reason." Mo Jun, the name of the Asian youth, "It's just a few decades away... Why did you become like that?"

"...kid, you have to know," brother took a sip of milk contentedly, "even Superman, if Batman doesn't take good care of him, he will become Bai Chao if he is not careful."

When I think of Superman, I think of his eyes that can see through my brother's invisibility, those beautiful blue eyes, his gentle voice...and the fist that beat my brother into a pig's head.

cut happy.

"That's different! Superman is because of the death of his wife and children, and you have no reason at all! There is no reason to turn you from a hero to a demon!"

"Probably, because I just saw a hero who has the ability to kill me?"

He was silent, and I felt a little helplessness in the caramel macchiato, which smelled even more delicious.

I turned his face and decided to open it up.

"Cani?"

"...Yes."

chirp.

07.

Tastes better than I imagined.

08.

Why 20 years?

Seeing that Mo Jun is slowly leaving—even though I really don’t want him to leave—Brother asked himself.

20 years is enough for what?

(Enough to make you stronger.)

(Enough to get you through all the less hurtful things.)

(Enough for you to pretend you're a human being with superpowers, enough fun.)

(PAW: Enough for you to forget me.)

I think it's not enough.

(Xiu: I can help you forget.)

Brother still needs someone to talk to once in a while, it is best to make him appear not to be too self-talking.

(Mo Jun: I can stop you before you go too far.)

Wouldn't it be a bit too boring if it was all men?

(Eve: ... Seriously? You fucking fag.)

...Ah, my head hurts.

But it's great.

Isn't it nice to have a few people who will never leave your side?

(Lucia: Touch your head, be good, it doesn't hurt.)

Is it good?

(Ratt: Shit! Stop! Enough! Any more and your head will explode!)

...very good, well.

From then on, I decided to just be a psychopath.

NEVERENOUGH!

09.

As a result, my brother still became a snake spirit.

(Eve: The kind that makes others lie while laughing at themselves.)

Stop it!The promised madness is cool and handsome!

(Mo Jun: I only saw Gao Qiongzuo’s secondary illness, eh.)

...Look at my abs!Not frustrated at all!

10.

You probably can't guess how long brother has been living like this.

Occasionally find someone who smells good to tweet about. Sometimes when I see someone who smells good, I will copy it into my mind, but due to various reasons, except for Mo Jun and Eve, other personalities quickly collapsed. .

In fact, I know that Mo Jun and Eve are just me with someone else's name, and because I am not familiar with these two people, even Mo Jun's personality gives people the general impression of a person who is "unfathomable and seems to know me very well". , Eve probably is completely different from the deity.

(Eve: ...I'm completely different from the deity, I'm so sorry for you!)

Except for female men, um.

11.

Brother is a shapeshifter accompanied by many personalities, maybe the result will become more and more extreme, but I believe, among other things, Mo Jun will definitely hold me back.

(Mo Jun: ...Thanks to the expectation, the pressure is huge.)

Well, maybe it's because of that empty gun, human beings are always nice to me.

(Eve: Even maybe because they haven't found a way to kill you yet?)

You haven't seen their method, but go back to the past from the future to try to influence brother?In this way, it is also possible that in the future, besides destroying the world, brother will also do the same thing as saving the world.

...And, even if it's because they didn't find a way to kill him in one blow-

Why do you care what they think?

Brother isn't even human.

It's a bit sad to have to pay attention to whether human beings love brother or not, isn't it?

(Lucia: Well, whether they love you or not, I love you, okay.)

What's up~ Lucia and our relationship will last a lifetime?

(Mo Jun: ...I seem to see the image of a narcissistic otaku 20 years later... Please don't make trouble!)

...not so cowardly.

If I can find someone I like more, someone who smells better than my first love, maybe I will concentrate on being a superhero who saves the world after I find it?

Hey, at that time, I want to say, the all-knowing and omnipotent shapeshifter, I speak for myself!

(Mo Jun: ... If you really say that, there will be hunters who will come to you with salt.)

Cut, if they dare to come, brother still can't - run away.

12.

[Even so saying.

Do you still feel lonely?

If only you are enough in this world, why would you be afraid of the quiet world?

...Oh, dear little doppelganger, don't rush to contradict me.

If it is not in your eyes, you are the only one alive in the world; why do you pray to me, forget so many things, and jump off the top of the building?

... But you have to believe, hope, or rather, the obsession to live can only be found if you are alive. 】The author has something to say:

The author clutches his stomach and cosplays reptiles on the hard double sofa at home.

Relatives visit and don’t want to code (take your finger away from the reader’s page before talking), and you’re unhappy after losing your favorites (didn’t you expect this day to come?), brother is getting more and more cute. (...Don't say it as if anyone really felt that way).

... This narration is a bit sharp.

(Don't make a fuss, go to the code word, and the agreed ten messages will be sent once.)

(Also: In the latest broadcast, your collection has increased by one, to be precise, one has gone and two have come)

The author jumped up from the sofa.

"--resurrection!"

13. Easter eggs

"That's why I told you that if you have to write a relationship line, you will definitely be exhausted." My brother poked the author who was lying dead on the love sofa, and he shrugged helplessly when he got her eyes that seemed to kill him. .

"...Sister...you can continue to fight..." The author fell down clutching his stomach while saying this.

Brother had no choice but to carry her back to the sofa. As for replying to the message for her, would Brother tell her?